Three-six-zero, hey, your gorilla! No, it's your gorilla!!
Master Monkey felt that human beings were really strange sometimes, he had never been so hesitant before, and he fell into an unprecedented daz, which made him seem a little cramped and lonely, and he didn't know what kind of event he should judge the current matter as a thing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Last night, when he saw the girl who used to laugh and scold uncontrollably, crying, his heart was almost torn to pieces. For the first time in his life, when he heard her say, "I came to die for you," he began to hate his own incompetence.
Omnipotent but incompetent.
He knew that he might have broken her heart, but lying was not his character, he didn't care to lie, and there was no need to lie, what he wanted to do most now was to end it all quickly and start all over again.
Maybe it's an escape, anyway...... He also felt that it was not the best option.
Jiangang is no longer the Jiangang of the past, not the Jiangang who relied on himself to not be able to die and acted wantonly, now she is like a real princess, with the pride of her own insistence.
It's strange that Jian Gang's thoughts have been ignored all along, as if she has grown up in a blink of an eye, and no longer deliberately pretends to be mature, but often deliberately pretends that she is still childish.
Her laughter, her banter, was no longer as pure as before, she had gathered her inner thoughts so perfectly that she could only pull them out in the dead of night and show them in front of the man who had changed her life.
The loneliness in her eyes, the sadness on her expression and the pain when the corners of her mouth trembled slightly, made people dare not even look at it, because even if it was just a glance, people could also feel her heartbreak. And even so, the moment she walked out of this door, she could become that graceful and handsome girl with a man's handsomeness.
The monkey master thinks that maybe this is the real growth, her independence does not allow any desecration, she only does what she wants and thinks is worthwhile, and has nothing to do with others.
Really, ignoring her for too long. When the monkey realized her sudden emotional outburst, he found that what was destroyed was ...... On the contrary, he once thought that the walls were tightly sealed.
"It's a prosperous place, but it's lacking in some heritage."
Jian Gang walked beside the monkey master with a fan, looking at the city built by the monkey master himself: "But in a few decades, I'm afraid the world will be a different picture." ”
Seeing her open the fan and pointing at the country, the monkey master was a little distressed, because in his memory, Jiangang was still the child who didn't grow up when he saw this one who wanted to eat two bites and lick it twice, she could eat the buffet bankrupt, and let the monkey master scold him for making up Sabi.
But unconsciously, Jian Gang has become another person, a person who is both strange and familiar to him, and he has never thought to know how many stories have happened here. But in a trance, I found that I really ignored this child......
Yes, maybe just before I knew it, Jian Gang had transformed into Princess Gladiolus, and she was no longer the willful, kind, and stupid girl with an air of stupidity. And he is still the ignorant and arrogant stupid monkey......
"When I brought you out of my hometown, I didn't think you would go through so much, and I should apologize."
"Back then?" Jian Gang didn't even reply: "I can't remember anymore." ”
Can't remember? Alas...... The mouth is not right. The monkey knew that she was not telling the truth, because in the spiritual connection when she came to this world, she was still the same as she was back then, and the location was still under the bridge where the monkey first met, the police car on the bridge was whistling, and the bonfire under the bridge was red, and the very embarrassing encounter led to a long story.
And counting it, I have been separated from this girl for twenty-five years. Twenty-five years of spring and autumn, it is not surprising to become strange, and it is not incomprehensible to even become a stranger. But what she remembers is still the bridge from more than 20 years ago, and it has never changed.
Maybe people who have not experienced the displacement of time and space will not know that although the speed of time is not the same, when people are in it and are governed by the rules of this world, a day is a day, a month is a month, and a year is a year, and the wind and rain of the past 30 years can really make people who were once extremely familiar become less familiar. And when he thought of this, the monkey master actually felt even more self-reproachful.
"Do you want to buy something?"
The monkey master shook his head, but Jian Gang took out a headband with only steel wire left at this time and asked, "Is there a craftsman here who can repair this?" It's breaking. ”
"What is this?"
After taking it, the monkey master felt familiar in a trance, but he couldn't remember what it was for a while, and when he took the headband and gestured at Jiangang, he suddenly remembered that this ...... Isn't it the ...... back then? When she couldn't remember where, she gave her a cat ear headband?
"This ...... You've always carried it? ”
"Or else?"
The monkey master didn't speak, just nodded and sighed. I turned around and walked into a shop that made brushes, but in the end, I got an answer that I couldn't fix it.
There are no small reflective diamonds in this world, and sparkling diamonds cannot be repaired in any way. The monkey master looked at the disappointment in Jian Gang's eyes, but he smiled and put the thing in his arms: "I'll fix it!" ”
"Okay." Jian Gang looked up at the monkey master: "I find that you are becoming more and more like a person." ”
"I'm a human being, DNA mapping certification, I'm 100% human."
"Really?" Jian Gang's eyebrows expanded: "Seeing that you are still so optimistic, I am relieved." ”
"Don't be like you're going to tell what's going on." The monkey master said, and inserted a hairpin that Jian Gang bought just now when he was not paying attention to her head: "The girl should look like a girl." ”
"It's okay, get used to it." Although Jian Gang said this, he didn't take off the headband on his head: "Come to the door, don't you really bring anything?" ”
"Guest?" The monkey master smiled: "I am the master there." ”
Sure enough, as the monkey master said, when he walked into the tassel door, the sect was stunned that none of the staff members treated him as a guest, and they all greeted him in the host mode. However, the children who came in were very unfamiliar with this man, and many children probed their brains to the window of the dormitory to look at the strange face of the monkey master.
"Look what you look like." Jian Gang looked up at the monkey master: "Is there a bathroom here?" I'll take care of it for you. ”
"Yes, yes...... But will you? ”
"You've underestimated me more than once."
Coming to the bathroom, lying on the chair, Monkey watched Jian Gang skillfully prepare facial cleansing tools and haircutting tools, and after careful disinfection, she used the soap on the table to make a delicate foam and smear it on Monkey's chin that had been compressed with a hot towel.
"If I were going to kill you now, you wouldn't run."
"If I don't believe you, can you come near me?"
"Don't move."
Jian Gang smiled and controlled the monkey master's head with his hand: "Speaking of which, I gave it to you for many of the first time." ”
"Don't say strange things...... I didn't do anything. The monkey master closed his mouth and said angrily: "If you say this, it will bring bad children." ”
"Your beard is so hard, it means that this guy of yours is a cow and has a twisted temper."
"Isn't your temper pushed around by your head no matter how twisted you are?" Master Monkey said angrily: "I have lost a lot of people on this trip, and I am really soft-tempered to say it." ”
Jian Gang pursed his lips and smiled, his delicate hand slid on the monkey's face little by little, as long as he touched a little prickly place, he would use a sharp knife to repeatedly but gently cut it up, although it can be reminiscent of shaving pig hair, but it is actually quite comfortable.
"But sometimes I'm really confused, you know that kind of situation where self-perception starts to get in the way? In the first few years I came here, I had a lot of cognitive impairments. Nearly died a few times. The monkey master sighed and continued: "Later, I gradually got used to being an ordinary person who would be injured, and when I saw someone stronger than me, I would never come hard, and I would never lean forward when I saw a dangerous place. Later I found out that when I was cowardly, I was more like a human being. And when I ...... When I empathize with something or someone, I realize that human beings are so vulnerable. ”
"You mean the tassels."
Jian Gang's voice was clear and light, and he couldn't hear any emotions in it. And this appearance made the monkey master very uncomfortable, he would rather Jiangang jump out and squirt at him wildly, rather than want her to use this expression and such an attitude. I don't know where this discomfort comes from, but it just makes people uncomfortable.
"And you, your strangeness and my previous neglect of you."
"Because it's not important, you ignore it." Jiangang didn't have any mood swings: "I'm not strong enough or smart enough, so it doesn't seem that important, just like no one can remember the hundreds of digits after pi without intentionally, because it's not important." ”
What do you say...... But it seems to make sense, and there is no way to refute it.
"And when did you find out that you had human feelings?"
"I guess it started with my mood swings over the tassel's tears, I don't remember exactly. But I knew that I couldn't have feelings, and if there was such a problem, there would be a problem within the mechanism, and I would be a defective product. ”
"There is no perfect product, in fact, I prefer you now." Jian Gang carefully wiped the slippery foam on the monkey master's face with a towel: "At least this can make me feel that I really exist." ”
"Don't ...... Don't say that. ”
"What? Isn't it? Everything about me is actually built on someone else, I don't have my own entity and I don't have a sense of existence. It used to be a leaf, and I lived for her at that time. Later it was you, and for you, I was just a weapon. Jiangang triple hit, isn't it. Jiangang sneered: "It's quite easy to use." ”
Master Monkey was also amused by Jiangang's self-ridicule: "That's really a whimsical trick......"
"And now, you seem to be aware of my existence and have put me on an equal footing. It made me realize that I exist, isn't that value? Jian Gang gently pressed the monkey master's head into the water and gently washed his head: "Although it may be about to separate, I am quite satisfied." Actually, I've lived enough, my life has been wonderful, right? ”
"I won't allow it."
"Do you have the power to not allow it now?" Jian Gang wiped the monkey master's hair slightly, and began to trim his messy hair with scissors: "What you can do now is to watch me save you, and then regret it silently." Although I don't know how long you will regret it after I leave, I believe that for a long time, I will stick to you like a maggot on your tarsal bones and make you sleep. This counts as revenge on you, and you don't have a choice. ”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Don't move!"
Jian Gang pressed the monkey's head hard: "Cut a dog to bite your head." ”
"Not to threaten you, but to punish your arrogance. Aren't you going to sacrifice yourself? Then I will punish you and let you feel the feelings of others after your self-sacrifice, is it only you who can empathize? Jian Gang threw aside the hair that fell in his hand: "I have always been full of desire for death, but you are different, your genes are engraved with the will to survive." Then I'll show you how your self-righteous choices can hurt the rest of the world. Isn't that great? It will allow you to establish a human identity that you both hate and cannot get rid of. ”
"Cheng Jiangang! Who allowed you to do such a thing! ”
"Me, of course it's me." Ignoring the monkey master's anger: "I swear, I must give you a punishment that is big enough, and finally thought about it, and only in this way can you get the punishment you deserve." At the very least, it will make you less rampant and less unscrupulous in the future. ”
"I kind of want to punch you."
"It's okay, you can't beat me." After Jian Gang cleaned up the stubble, he leaned down and kissed the monkey master lightly on the forehead: "It's not a bad thing to let you empathize with it once." If you can, bring back the tassel, she's my isotopic alien in this world. ”
The monkey master was stunned: "!!??? ”
"I know what you're asking, it doesn't look like it at all because I'm outside the system, and my projection could be anything. Can you understand why she has so many attributes that resemble me? yes, I think a lot of things are natural coincidences, and that's kind of a compensation, like Tana will appear after the ichthyosaur dolphin, but why should I say it's an ichthyosaur dolphin, because you're not an ichthyosaur. I am your gorilla. ”
Damn it...... Damn it...... Damn it!!! Why does such a funny sentence make people want to cry!
"Fart! You're all fart! The monkey suddenly jumped up from his chair and shouted irritably: "Lao Tzu doesn't believe in this evil !! ”
"Don't believe me? Why don't you believe it? We'll find out soon. ”
"Good! You wait! I haven't forgotten who I am! ”
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Do you know why the monkey is called a monkey? (To be continued.) )