Finally, the power was restored, and the fat man's face was even more ugly than eating Xiang!

He searched and searched all over the place, but he still couldn't find the damn scorpion!

If the scorpion hadn't scared him, he wouldn't have thrown the kettle out! If the kettle is not thrown out, the boiling water inside will not wet the electric socket in the corner! If the electrical socket in the corner is not wet, then there will be no short circuit! If there is no short circuit, he will not lose a kettle and an electrical socket!

After all, it's all the damn scorpions!

Anyway, you have to see the scorpion in life, and you have to see the corpse in death! If he doesn't find this scorpion, he won't be able to sleep well tonight, and he will be threatened by scorpions in the future, after all, this thing is very poisonous! If you get stung in a key area, you'll die!

"That's not right!" The fat man suddenly thought of something and scolded: "This is the fault of the pit master's instant noodles!" If it weren't for this spicy chicken instant noodles, Lao Tzu wouldn't have taken the kettle, and if he didn't take the boiling kettle, he wouldn't have been scared by scorpions, and if he wasn't scared by scorpions, there wouldn't have been so many things! ”

Damn!

Where did the damn scorpion go!

In the end, he couldn't find any sign of the scorpion, so he gave up completely, and then boiled a pot of water in an electric kettle to soak the damn instant noodles.

Taking advantage of the unhappiness, he opened the Longkong forum and continued to spray, especially Tang Jian, this guy actually posted a post to curse him for being unlucky for a lifetime, but he was really unlucky just now!

Of course, he didn't superstitiously think that this was Tang Jian's curse in effect, in his opinion, it was just a coincidence.

"Dead brush! Why doesn't it come out now? There's nothing to say! ”

"I also cursed Lao Tzu for being unlucky for a lifetime! Lao Tzu cursed you to eat instant noodles only with seasoning packets and no noodles! ”

"Silly beep, why don't you come out? Ladies and gentlemen, report a wave of collectively! This kind of disgusting god who swipes subscriptions should let them feel how terrible it is for us street writers to unite together! ”

After pulling the rhythm, the fat man happily ate the hot instant noodles, he took a bite, and then he knocked on the keyboard and sprayed a sentence, and after a bite, he knocked on the keyboard and sprayed a sentence.

This kind of spraying gods, scolding other authors is simply not too cool for him, his greatest wish is that these gods and authors with good grades are sprayed by them until their mentality collapses, and the final results plummet!

"Uh...... With so many ingredients, this instant noodle tastes pretty good! ”

He scooped up the instant noodles with a fork, and at this time, the scorpion floating on the soup with only the lower half of his body made him completely stunned!

A nauseous feeling surged in his stomach, and he couldn't help but vomit, and the instant noodles and soup spit directly on the ground next to him!

Vomit!

He ran to the toilet, clashed at his throat vigorously, and vomited out the instant noodles he had just eaten, and the uncomfortable feeling almost made him want to die!

At this time, Tang Jian had already fallen asleep comfortably with the beauty in his arms, if he knew that this dead fat house author who slandered himself was unlucky to this point, then he would definitely gloat and laugh!

This open life is simply not too cool!

Of course, he's cool, but the dead fat house author is going to cry!

Eating instant noodles caused so many unlucky things, and as a result, I took a shower, and the water stopped as soon as I applied the shower gel!

Even if the water is stopped, the most desperate thing for him is that he has diarrhea and no water to flush the toilet, and he found that he even ran out of paper towels!

That's it.

He began to panic and get scared!

One or two bad luck is not enough to say anything, but this frequent unlucky incident shows that there are really ghosts!

Thinking about it, this fat man felt that there was a pair of eerie eyes staring at him behind him, and he was so frightened that his dick, who was so short that he couldn't be shorter, was trembling!

"Curse! This is Tang Jian's curse! ”

He trembled and muttered to himself, he was not superstitious, but he suddenly felt that Tang Jian was as terrifying as the ghost in the ghost movie.

He was pale and walked out of the toilet in fear, he decided to confess and apologize to Tang Jian, otherwise if he continued to be so unlucky, he felt that he would go crazy sooner or later!

However, looking at the computer with a blue screen, his face was even more pale and scared!

If it was before, he would definitely scold this Nima's spam website, and the little movie he downloaded turned out to be poisonous!

But now, he has only two words on his mind - curse!

Right now, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to look back, for fear that what he would see when he turned back was Tang Jian's terrifying appearance with blood flowing all over his face and teeth and claws......

"I ...... I was wrong! You have a lot of adults, don't deal with scumbags like me, I'll confess right away, I'll post to apologize to you right away......"

He trembled and held his mobile phone, and then used his mobile phone to open the Longkong forum, first sent a forum private message to Tang Jian, kneeling and begging to be let go, and then he posted that he used a trumpet to create fake chat records to slander Tang Jian, and scolded himself for not being a person, not only sprayed Tang Jian, slandered Tang Jian, but also made a red eye, and sprayed countless authors with good grades.

In order to show that he really knew that he was wrong, in order to show his sincerity, he even exposed several of his other trolls, and every post and comment posted in it was to spray other authors with rhythm and maliciously smear other content!

Originally, the authors who saw his post thought that this guy was bought by Tang Jian, or was threatened by Tang Jian, so he posted a post to Tang Jian to wash his name?

As a result, the content that broke out later immediately attracted countless authors to scold!

"Nima, a dead troll! Turns out this is your trumpet! At the beginning, he also reported Lao Tzu with rhythm, but as a result, Lao Tzu was blocked, and he had to revise hundreds of thousands of words of content! ”

"Fuck your uncle's dead troll! When Lao Tzu put the boutique on the shelves, it was you who specially reported Lao Tzu's involvement in pornography and caused Lao Tzu's boutique book to be sealed! ”

"Don't you think this post feels eerie? Tang Jian posted a post an hour ago to scold the landlord, asking him to apologize immediately, otherwise he would be cursed unlucky for a lifetime, and say that good will be rewarded, evil will be rewarded, it's not that he won't report it, the time has not come! As a result, now the landlord posted a confession, and apologized to Tang Jian like a convulsion, begging Tang Jian's forgiveness! ”

"Shhh...... I get goosebumps when I say that! ”

"Hehe, you guys have seen too much of the supernatural! This guy must have been bought by Tang Jian, that's why he was so conscientious in whitewashing Tang Jian! ”

……

Looking at the comments replied, this unlucky dead fat house author didn't see Tang Jian's account appear for a long time, and in the private message of the forum, Tang Jian didn't reply to him.

So, he continued to send private messages to Tang Jian to sincerely apologize, for fear that Tang Jian's "unjust soul" would scare him out.

"Mom, I'm going home! I won't write it when I'm killed, and I won't spray people when I'm killed! Woowoo woo ......"

In the end, he couldn't hold it back and cried like a real 300-pound dead fat man!