Chapter 84: Thirty-Four, The Bloody Plague

"What do you want to eat, old fellow? Little brother, I invite you. ”

Through contact with the beggar, I knew that he was a crazy person by nature, so I made a joke with him.

Just kidding, score people, divide occasions. Some people don't laugh, and if you make a joke with him, it may anger the other person and make you very embarrassed.

If you make a joke in an inappropriate situation, it will make you very embarrassed.

As the saying goes, "adultery kills people", but in real life, it is real.

When Da Zhang and Lao Li were drinking, Da Zhang said, "You can really bear it, your head has become the Hulunbuir prairie in Inner Mongolia, I heard that my sister-in-law slept with other men behind your back." ”

Lao Li was furious when he heard this, returned home angrily in the middle of the night, opened the door softly, groped to the bedroom, and sure enough, he saw two figures hugging each other on the bed.

He was furious, pulled out a kitchen knife from the kitchen, and slashed at the two of them wildly.

When I lifted the quilt, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded.

The two people on the bed turned out to be his wife and sister-in-law.

He killed his innocent wife and sister-in-law for no reason because of a joke without any evidence. He will also face legal sanctions.

Jokes, to be played to people who know how to be humorous, must also pay attention to proportion.

This beggar is a man who plays with the world, and he wanders the rivers and lakes with the illusion of madness, naturally ignoring the criticism of the world.

This image is simply in the world, laughing and scolding, all of which are tastes.

"Brother, I want to eat hot pot." The beggar was not polite to him in the slightest, and made his own request.

"Let's go, then." He turned around and drove towards a time-honored Chongqing hot pot in Sichuanxiangyuan.

Eating hot pot in winter, warm, delicious, and nourishing, is the most extensive combination of food.

When it comes to hot pot, Chongqing hot pot is naturally the first to be recommended.

Hot pot is a business card of Chongqing; Chongqing is the "spokesperson" of hot pot. For more than 100 years, the climate, humanity and wisdom of Bayu have been dissolved in the hot pot.

Hot pot is a traditional Chinese way of eating, which originated from the folk and has a long history. With the development of society, the changes of history, and people's eating habits, the unique flavor of Chongqing hot pot has gradually become loved by people.

Chongqing hot pot, also known as hairy belly hot pot or spicy hot pot, originated from the extensive catering method of shipwrights and slender men on the banks of the Jialing River and Chaotianmen in Chongqing in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, and the raw materials are mainly beef tripe, pig yellow throat, duck intestines, beef blood and so on.

Chongqing hot pot is a cooking method that uses a pot as an apparatus, uses a heat source to cook the pot, and conducts heat with water or soup to cook food, and can also refer to the pot used in this cooking method. It is characterized by eating while cooking, or the pot itself has a thermal insulation effect, and the food is still steaming when eating, and the soup is one.

This Sichuan Township has a history of 50 years, and after two generations of operation, it has become a unique brand in this thousand-year-old city.

Although it was already ten o'clock at night, the occupancy rate here was still very high, and the two found a quiet single table, and asked for some fresh-cut mutton, prawns, enoki mushrooms, fungus, cabbage, frozen tofu, kelp, bean skin, artemisia and other dishes, and asked for four cans of Jia Duobao, and he watched the beggar pick up the chopsticks and open the bow left and right to eat.

This guy's eating appearance is quite brutal, he is simply born to be a beggar, as if he has been a beggar for several lifetimes.

He stirred sesame sauce, chili oil, sweet garlic, and coriander into a large plate, rolled the cooked meat and vegetables on the plate, then picked up the plate, pulled it into his mouth, and ate it vigorously.

"Slow down, uncle, this is all yours, no one is robbing you, you haven't eaten for a few days."

Zhao Yuankang couldn't help laughing, this beggar has failed too much.

Today's beggars, all of whom are professional, rely on this pitiful appearance to arouse people's sympathy and give them more money.

What beggar doesn't earn a pot full of money, then there are people who really want food.

However, the beggar in front of him is a very beggar, every time I see him, he is reincarnated as a starving ghost, is he really a beggar on the street?

"What so much nonsense, uncle, I like to eat like this, it's your luck to be able to invite me." The beggar did not look up and argued with him.

"Waiter, two more servings of mutton and one serving of tofu." He shouted at the dish and continued to eat it.

"Not enough?" Zhao Yuankang almost fell, what a foodie.

"Look at your expression, Lao Tzu, I won't eat you for nothing, I'll give you a benefit in a while, and I'll make you happy to death."

The beggar rolled his eyes, and a look of pride arose in the face of not eating what had been eaten.

Give me a benefit? Zhao Yuankang couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, this beggar approached him, and he really had a purpose.

If he comes, he will be safe, and when he finishes eating, he will naturally see the difference.

"Let's go, take Uncle and I'll take a bath." The beggar wiped his mouth and asked a little scoundrelly.

"Fortunately, although you are dressed simply today, you are not sloppy, or you will not be allowed to enter if you take a bath." Zhao Yuankang laughed.

The beggar doesn't care about his ridicule, he has been at the bottom of the society for many years, and he naturally suffers a lot from the contempt of others, and this psychological pressure is naturally not a problem.

The two drove to a bathing center called "Clear Water and Clear Spring".

When some people talk about bathing, they think that it is mixed with coloring and erotic factors, but in fact, this is the place to be honest and clean up dirt.

"You can find a place for yourself, I'm not used to being watched, just see you at the door in a moment."

Before Zhao Yuankang disliked him, he actually disliked Zhao Yuankang, which really made Zhao Yuankang cry and laugh.

He was helpless in the face of such a strange beggar, locked his clothes, and walked into the warm pool of more than 50 degrees with a snow-white towel.

When he first entered the water, the hot water burned his skin very badly, and the heat surged, as if he was tormented in a steamer, but he tried his best to resist, and gradually his body has adapted to the temperature of the hot water, and it has become a comfortable enjoyment.

The skin gradually becomes rosy and delicate, and the fatigue in the body gradually flows away with the clear water, which is a rare kind of relaxation.

Out of the bath, he entered a steam room, in which futons, straw mats, wooden pillows, and the four walls were inlaid with pebbles into a starry sky pattern, which could lie down or sit, free and casual.

In a few moments, he was already sweating profusely, and every pore was open, emitting the sweat metabolized in his body.

Before he came out, he took another shower, and also deliberately looked for the beggar, but there were too many people to check them one by one, and no trace of him was found.

After coming out, he waited for a long time before he saw a guy who looked like a beggar, but with neat hair and a ruddy face, came to greet him.

Well, take a shower, and sure enough, it has changed, although it is not handsome, but at least it is much cleaner.

"Dude, we've eaten and bathed, it's time to tell me what's in it, right?" Zhao Yuankang parked the car on the side of the road and asked this guy.

"Naturally, there are benefits, wait for me to sleep for a while, I'm really tired today." This guy actually slept.

"Hey, you guy, it's really hateful, isn't your skin itchy, looking for a fight?"

He pushed the beggar hard, but suddenly felt a tingling in his arm, stopped in mid-air, and could not move.

"Hey, big brother, I was wrong, don't play tricks on me." He begged for mercy repeatedly, it must be this guy's ghost.

"I'm telling you, it's not a trick I did, it's that the bloody plague on you has been revealed." The beggar turned his face and said solemnly to him.

The beggar stretched out his hand like the wind, and with a gentle tudge of his elbow, a warm current passed through his whole body, and he immediately regained consciousness.

"What bloody plague?" He was shocked into a cold sweat, and felt that this statement was extremely credible.

"Look at the right forearm, is there a red mark the size of an egg?" The beggar smiled and laughed.

He hurriedly pulled back the sleeve of his shirt, and sure enough, a dark red mark appeared on his right forearm.

"I'm taking you to the bath to make the mark visible. This is a sign of your bloody plague. Within six months, you will face a military disaster. The beggar said word by word.

He knew that this military disaster referred to the disaster of blood and light, and the meaning of being killed by sharp energy.

"Then since you see it, and you are deliberately trying to attract me here, and you say that there is a benefit, there is a way to save me?" He asked unusually calmly.

"Sure enough, when I went into the water just now, I used the dirt on my body for many years to rub it into an elixir, which can alleviate your symptoms."

The beggar smiled grimly, and took out a black pill from his pocket, which really looked like it was made of sludge.

But Zhao Yuankang understood this person's humor, this elixir must be made of precious medicinal materials.

He didn't hesitate, took the medicine, raised his head and swallowed it, with a cool feeling, and in an instant, the red mark on his right side and his arm had faded a little.

"Go back early, this medicine can only suppress the blood in the body, but that disaster will happen sooner or later, there is no way to avoid it, when necessary, go to the toddler bridge and go back to the Xianglou teahouse, just find my drunkard brother."

The beggar had already gotten out of the car and walked forward with light steps, leaving Zhao Yuankang speechless.