Chapter 16: I'm Your Fan
The transition from disappointment to surprise is often a split second. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhang Xiaofan never thought that one bad thing would become the cause of another good thing.
Just three days ago, Anton's son, Ivan, rushed to Monaco from China and fought with Tony in a big battle, although he failed and was captured, but he was also famous all over the world.
Zhang Xiaofan had to wipe his ass for this bastard, because Minister Yang of the Ministry of State Security had found out that Ivan was from Huaxia, and Anton's hiding place was also found by everyone in the Ministry of State Security.
It can be said that one of Zhang Xiaofan's secret bases has been directly wiped out by the Ministry of State Security.
Privately built military factories are extremely dangerous in China, so he must give an explanation, even if it is symbolic, to the Ministry of State Security.
At the same time, you will also have to face a counterattack that could come from Tony or S.H.I.E.L.D.
The only benefit of this accident that caught him off guard was that Corson came to New Mexico to replace Hill, whose current task is to be optimistic about Zhang Xiaofan.
"You can't go," Hill directly poured a basin of cold water on the excited Zhang Xiaofan.
"We're just going to the Andy Capente City Hotel for one night, not to the battlefield," Zhang Xiaofan is going crazy now, this female agent is not allowed to leave the base.
"You can't leave here unless you go back to New York," Hill had turned into a cold-faced agent again, and after talking to a few male special forces next to him, he went to rest.
In the middle of the night, there were two storms, Zhang Xiaofan had no interest in Loki, so naturally he would not greet him, and continued to sleep with his head covered, preparing to return to China tomorrow if he couldn't take down the female agent.
"Still not getting up yet?" Hil opened the door and saw a man still sleeping.
"Come over and kiss me, I'll get up," Zhang Xiaofan seemed to have a child's temper, and his eyes went straight to the female agent.
"After eight o'clock, breakfast will be canceled," Hill turned away from the man's stinky habits, leaving a beautiful back that made the man grit his teeth.
"Let's go," Zhang Xiaofan was not interested in meeting Loki, let alone Thor, the god of thunder, they were all arrogant, even more arrogant than himself.
"New York?" Hill looked at the man with some surprise, thinking that he would pester himself for two more days, but he didn't expect to give up so soon.
"What if you don't leave, will you agree to be my woman?"
"No, it won't."
Both of them spoke a little nakedly, and Hill's ambition was to power S.H.I.E.L.D., not to love men and women. She is different from Natasha, she has experienced a love and marriage, so there is nothing new and extravagant about love and marriage. Zhang Xiaofan couldn't impress her at all unless he used a greater temptation.
After eating breakfast simply, Zhang Xiaofan felt that he hated military food a little, especially compressed biscuits, which had no taste at all, and after reopening them with boiling water, they were not as sweet as steamed buns.
"Eat, let's go now," Hill ate very elegantly, silently, but quickly, and by the time Zhang Xiaofan had only eaten half of it, she had already packed up everything.
"Okay, I'll remember that you left me a good memory," Zhang Xiaofan tried to evoke the heartwarming memories of the female agent yesterday, but unfortunately Hill was calm after a night, his heart was as strong as iron, and he didn't react to Zhang Xiaofan's words.
The two of them left the base and came to the plane arranged by Stark, the pilot had been waiting for a long time, Zhang Xiaofan asked Hill to go up first, and he was about to jump up, when suddenly an eye of the storm appeared in the distance.
"What's that?"
"How do I know?"
Zhang Xiaofan replied angrily, and was about to get on the plane, but was directly pushed down by the woman.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Zhang Xiaofan didn't expect that Hill, a woman, would abandon him and follow Agent Corson directly to the eye of the storm.
"Follow along," Zhang Xiaofan got on the plane, let the pilot hang far behind the convoy, and half an hour later, he came to the outskirts of the city, a round black pattern, which was full of colorful patterns.
“#¥%……&”
"You know what that means?" Hill didn't expect Zhang Xiaofan to be able to read a large string of unknown languages, and asked curiously.
"If you want to know, just kiss it," Zhang Xiaofan said in a stinky voice.
This time, the female agent ignored him, quietly waiting for the S.H.I.E.L.D. linguists to come over.
"What should have come, what shouldn't have come, it's coming, it's really damned," Zhang Xiaofan didn't want to fight against Loki's destroyer, but Hill stayed here, and he was reluctant to let her stay here to take risks, so he had to continue to wait quietly.
The four people in the city who had just had breakfast, when Jane was fascinated by Thor, did not expect that four armored warriors walked in from outside the door, three men and one woman, tall and burly, with extraordinary momentum, and their hearts swayed directly by the impact.
"Is he really Thor?"
Not only Jane, but even Eric and the intern Daisy felt a little dry mouth, and yesterday they were with the legendary Thor, and the legendary Thor was standing alive in front of him.
When the eight men sat down again, another eye of the storm appeared.
As soon as he asked his brother who framed him, Thor felt a sense of responsibility weighing him down, but he didn't expect a storm in the distance to rush towards him.
"Die!"
Zhang Xiaofan poured out the torture he had received on Hill in the past two days on the ironclad destroyer in front of him in one breath.
The fist hit the flesh, thumping, like a clash of gold and iron, making a sound that made everyone around feel the muscles sore.
"Huhuhu......"
Loki, who was in the God Realm, didn't expect that the Destroyer had just landed, and he actually met his opponent, so he hurriedly lowered his consciousness and commanded the Destroyer to dodge Zhang Xiaofan's critical attack and jump directly hundreds of meters away.
"Count you as fast as you run."
After some actions just now, Zhang Xiaofan vented a lot of frustration all night, and when he looked back, he saw a group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, as if looking at the Tyrannosaurus with the same eyes, as if he was a humanoid monster.
"Hey, it's still me, it's just that guy was too underwhelmed just now," Zhang Xiaofan grinned, allowing himself to show a stinky fart pose, but unfortunately there was no effect on easing the atmosphere except for scaring everyone and taking a big step back.
"Are you human?"
Hill actually wanted to ask, are you Zhang Xiaofan, but when the words came to his lips, he remembered that yesterday when the two of them were in the giant pit, after he kissed him, the short-handled hammer that no one could pull up was easily lifted by him, and it seemed that the man in front of him had become a mystery.
"Of course, of course I'm human, you know," Zhang Xiaofan was about to laugh, when suddenly there was another explosion in the small town in the distance.
That destroyer actually ran to the town and vented the blow he had just received from Zhang Xiaofan on ordinary people.
Vent your hatred.
"What an unconscious bastard," Zhang Xiaofan felt that he should have taken a plane just now, so that he wouldn't see the Destroyer slaughtering ordinary people, so that he wouldn't feel distressed, and he wouldn't feel guilty.
"You ......" Hill was just about to speak, when suddenly the man in front of him swiped it and disappeared.
The people of S.H.I.E.L.D., who were confused, suddenly heard the sound of gold and iron clashing from a distance, and there was a scream, and then the steel monster that had just fallen from the sky actually flew back from the town.
"Loki, take this monster back, or you will bear the consequences," Zhang Xiaofan's roar of anger directly broke through the layers of space and reached the ears of the evil god Loki, who was paying close attention to the battle.
It's a pity that Loki is ready to fly at this moment, how can he listen to other people's threats.
"Since you can't kill Thor, it's the same to kill Heimdall."
Loki no longer cares about the destroyers on the earth, and runs to the Rainbow Bridge to directly freeze the Rainbow Bridge's control of Heimdall, allowing his compatriots from the ice world to enter the divine realm.
Zhang Xiaofan shouted, still waiting for Loki to reply, when a group of people suddenly ran over.
Five men and three women, four of them in armor, looked at them strangely, but none of them spoke.
Just as several people looked at each other wordlessly, the Destroyer in the distance lost Loki's control, and began to attack all the life around him in a frenzy, strictly obeying Loki's orders to himself.
"What a bastard!"
Zhang Xiaofan scolded viciously with a few people in armor, and flew over together.
"Let me come," a big, bearded man roared and darted forward, two of his companions grabbing him and throwing him at The Destroyer.
It's a pity that the power of the Destroyer, which is already raging at this moment, is not something that an ordinary Divine Realm Immortal Palace warrior can resist at all, and with just a slight wave of his hand, he sent this long-bearded man flying.
Just as the Destroyer was about to extend his victory and end the bearded man's life, a female armored warrior leaped down from a nearby building and pierced the Destroyer's chest vertebrae with a spear.
The Destroyer, who had broken his thoracic vertebrae, suddenly ran out of breath, and everyone smiled cheerfully.
"Don't rejoice too soon."
Zhang Xiaofan interrupted everyone's laughter angrily, stretched out his hand and patted his waist, and a flying sword appeared, emitting a cold breath, staring closely at the destroyer whose breath was slowly recovering.
Everyone didn't expect the destroyer to be so difficult, they had already broken their thoracic vertebrae, and they could recover, if it kept going like this, would it be impossible to destroy it with a nuclear bomb?
"Die!"
Zhang Xiaofan shook his body and flew up, like a god descending into the world, emitting a dazzling light, holding the Ice Divine Sword, and the sword qi was like a 10,000-year-old ice freeze the entire space.
Everyone who remained on the ground couldn't help but shudder, and when they were surprised by Zhang Xiaofan in the air, they saw countless phantoms appear in Zhang Xiaofan in the air, and the target sword was pointed at the silver armor destroyer.
The Destroyer, who had just existed as if he was invincible, was split into pieces by the slash of the Ice Divine Sword, as if the cream had met a fiery blade, and without the slightest resistance.
"Die!"
Zhang Xiaofan didn't give the destroyer who was dismantled into pieces a chance to recover at all, he took back the Ice Divine Sword, and opened his mouth to be the Samadhi True Fire, this flame erupted with heat, different from the flames emitted by the destroyer, although it was also inviolable, but the heat converged, and only burned the fragments of the destroyer everywhere into molten iron, and he didn't commit any offense to other items.
"Howl Howl ......"
The Destroyer on the ground wanted to let out a final roar, but Zhang Xiaofan stepped on it with one foot, and then a samadhi true fire completely smelted the Destroyer into a lump of molten iron.
"Thank you," the female armored warrior who had just barely been killed by the Destroyer came over with her shield and thanked her.
At the same time, several cars in the distance kicked up smoke and dust, Corson and Hill both ran over, and Thor in the distance also looked nervous, but still walked over slowly.
"You are Zhang Xiaofan!"
Suddenly a woman screamed, breaking the peace.
Hill turned his head to look, a woman actually pounced on Zhang Xiaofan frantically, lip prints kept falling on his face, looking at the man who was still mighty just now, he was actually messed up by a woman at this moment, and everyone smiled kindly.