321 A tooth for a tooth
"Of course I took off the leader's mourning clothes and put them on him!" And threw him into a coffin! The shopkeeper said.
Yang Shan couldn't figure it out and asked, "But why did you appear in this hole?" ”
The shopkeeper said: "After I threw the cattle cannon into the live man, I was going to recite the Lala Sutra devoutly, but I was so hungry that I couldn't stand it, you know, I carried the coffin over a few mountains, it was quite physically exhausting, so I wanted to find something to eat, there was no nearby, I could only look back, I didn't expect, accidentally fell in, and then I heard that you also fell, that's all, okay, little goat, I have told you everything, you can kill me!" ”
Yang Shirt said: "No, I am resentful of you, but it has not reached the point of killing you, don't we have Uncle Fang here, your life, or he has the final say!" ”
When the shopkeeper heard this, he was angry, and he scolded: "I'm really blind! You're a hypocrite, too! You've said it, I'm done, you give me a good time, how can you go back on your word! You're going to be shameless! ”
Lang Si was already able to stand up at this time, he rolled up his sleeves, walked to Yang Shan's side, he snatched the knife from Yang Shan's hand, and said, "Do you still have any integrity for people like you?" You are already a scumbag in society, death, is not a good punishment for you, I think, let you live is better than die for a lifetime, is the best way, now don't talk about this, let's talk about the two of us first, I said, I never do loss-making business, know that a tooth for a tooth, you give me, I will not double the return, but I will definitely pay back! If you get blood out of Lao Tzu's head, then I will be on your head, and flowers will bloom too! ”
Officer Fang was afraid that Lang Si would make things bigger, so he said: "Brother Lang Si, don't be impulsive, what awaits him is the punishment of the law for him!" ”
Lang Si turned around and smiled, and said: "Brother, you can put two hundred and fifty hearts, my Lang Si is still a little measured in doing things, don't things pay attention to fairness, I will get him as much as he makes me!" ”
The shopkeeper was suddenly a little scared, his voice trembled a little, he said: "Brother, if there is a seed, just be ruthless, don't torture me, it's not comfortable to die or live, and it's not a gentleman's doing!" You...... You ......"
Lang Si had already leaned over to the head of the shopkeeper, Lang Si raised his hand and grabbed the shopkeeper's hair, the shopkeeper grinned in pain, Lang Si said: "It's all this field, what are you crazy about, life is always going to die, who will not die?" Don't be in a hurry, or think about it, my knife like this, will it slowly enter your brain, or hurry up, and quickly enter your brain? Or do I continue to develop a little more area on the wound on your head? ”
These words can frighten the shopkeeper, sometimes it is not terrible to face death, what is terrible is not to die, but to bear the imminent unfathomable pain, the shopkeeper is sweating, he said: "Brother, don't be scary, you know, I am a fanatical believer, I was now woken up by a shot from a little goat, really, you see that my body has suffered a major blow, this pain, has exceeded ordinary people, brother, don't punish me anymore!" Elder brother! ”
Lang Si patted the shopkeeper on the head with a knife, and he said: "I still say that, the truth of the world pays attention to a balance, not that if you kill someone, you will only wait for the law to judge you, shoot you, just to atone for your dead wife, you have other crimes that need to be tried on the spot now!" First of all, let's talk about the little goat's shot, he shot you for the second time you stabbed me, if this second knife is successful, you will have two lives on your body, can you die twice? No, can this still be balanced? However, you didn't stab this time, you were hit by a little goat, then, in other words, the shot you received only canceled out with the second knife you stabbed me, and the first time you stabbed me, I still need to pay for it! ”
As he spoke, Lang Si took a knife and quickly slashed the shopkeeper's head, and then, blood overflowed from the wound, and the shopkeeper's face turned pale.
Lang Si said: "I have already returned this knife to you, I am still kind, I did not torture you slowly, you should be grateful to me!" ”
The shopkeeper snorted twice and sneered, and said, "The tiger fell into Pingchuan and was ......."
Lang Siyi glared.
The shopkeeper swallowed his saliva and said, "Huluo Pingchuan was educated, and I am grateful to say thank you!" Thank you! ”
Lang Si nodded and said, "That's right, karma, that's what it's all about, okay, now it's time to repay Brother Fang's cause and effect, you stabbed Brother twice, right?" ”
The shopkeeper? sighed, opened his eyes wide, and said, "And?" Do you want to toss your brother and me? Brother, this ...... It's not appropriate. ”
Officer Fang said, "Brother Langsi, don't give him back my injuries." ”
"No way!" Lang Si said, "I'm still the same sentence, balance! It's a balance! Murderer, come on, did you stab my brother twice? ”
The shopkeeper was about to cry, he said: "You better kill me, this is much more terrible than shooting, you are no different from the ancient thousands of knives, this has entered the era of civilization, the quality has been improved, don't let history go backwards, besides, the elder brother is a person with a special status, he catches gangsters, that is often injured, that is his job, he is injured, the organization will reimburse him for medical expenses, and it is also paid to recuperate, and there are rewards, and it is even possible to be promoted, add officials, If the elder brother is recuperating in the hospital, and the little nurse who takes care of him is a standard face and figure, there will be an erotic encounter, and the physical and psychological problems will be solved one by one, thinking about it, it is fascinating! ”
"I'll go!" Lang Si was almost speechless, he paused for a long time before he said, "According to what you mean, my brother still wants to thank you for stabbing him twice?" ”
The shopkeeper said seriously: "Xie, I really don't dare to take this word, after all, I stabbed him twice, and there is something wrong, even if it cancels each other!" Brother Fang, what do you think? ”
Officer Fang said with a bitter face: "Brother Lang, let's trouble you to stab him twice, I also want to thank him." ”
"Okay man! I'm waiting for your words! Lang Si spat on the knife and wiped it on his body, and suddenly the cold light flashed.
"Don't don't," the shopkeeper panicked, "Don't stab the knife, I'm a rough person, I can't say good things, don't take it to heart, Brother Fang, you have been on the battlefield for a long time, I beg you, for the sake of you have sent a lot of my kind to Xitian, don't let the fourth brother stab me, eh?" ”
Officer Fang said: "Brother Langsi, don't stab him with the knife, just slap his splash mouth, two slaps!" ”