My name is Da Hammer Wang, and I am a world-renowned lawyer.

Today another little reporter who admires me came to interview me, to listen to my legendary story, alas, it is really annoying to be too famous, so let me send her away in a few words.

"Well, I have to start from the beginning, at that time I felt like a dream, I always felt like I was living in the world."

"All of a sudden, the whole world has changed, aliens are going to attack the earth, Europe has experienced an eleventh magnitude earthquake and land sinking, and nuclear pollution and nuclear radiation are spreading all over the world."

"Am I traveling to an apocalypse? Is the next step in the plot of Honkai a zombie siege? ”

I mentioned my glorious past, the last days that I can't go back to.

Reporter: "Can you tell me the point, I was also a witness in that era, and I know all this." ”

Looking at the reporter's inquisitive eyes looking at me, I nodded with satisfaction, knowing that my legendary experience had deeply affected her, and she couldn't wait now.

The more I can't speak quickly at this time, and the gorgeous language skills can highlight my legend.

"Oh, comrade reporter, don't interrupt me, this is the background of the story, I don't make it clear how you know the follow-up, it's very rude to interrupt others!"

Sure enough, after I said this, the reporter really didn't say more, just quietly watching me and smiling.

It's just why do I look at her eyes and feel a cold swish behind me? It must be an illusion.

"At that time, I was just an ordinary law student, listening to those words of the destruction of the world and the birth of the savior, I could only choose to subconsciously ignore it, because life has to go on, and I can only move forward in this world according to the established track."

"But suddenly one day, it seems that the whole world has changed, and all the countries in the whole world suddenly unite and directly establish a world government, and the scientific alliance directly pulls up the half-dead human beings with advanced technology."

"The order of the whole world has been turned upside down, and in five years, the environment and urban construction of the whole world have changed greatly, and the crisis of distant aliens has been resolved."

"And I graduated in the midst of turbulent change."

The reporter's eyelids were constantly struggling, staring at me with a lethargic expression.

Sure enough, the amount of information about my legendary experience was too huge, and it directly stunned the reporter comrades, alas, it is also a fault that the experience is too legendary.

"It is undeniable that the environment has indeed been turned upside down, and the redundant population of the city has also migrated to other areas, the whole city has been rationalized, and the traffic is much better than it was five years ago."

"It is said to be the highest-tech artificial intelligence of the Science Alliance, Sonny's macro control?"

"It's not that I don't understand, it's that the world is changing too fast."

I watched as the reporter silently raised the knife, the blade flashing with a strange light, and I knew that my foreshadowing was just right at this point, and it was time to get to the point.

"After graduating, I relied on my family's financial support to open a law firm, and at that time, I was the only one in the rented office, and everything was difficult at the beginning."

"After months of free legal advice and talking to my aunt and uncle about legal issues, the days passed, but as the only law firm in town, I had absolute authority (a serious book)."

Reporter: "I heard that because of the great construction of the world government and the abolition of national borders, the vast majority of graduates have gone to foreign lands to pursue a broader world, after all, the order has just been established, loopholes and opportunities coexist, and the whole town is the only one you still here, it won't be because of lack of ability." ”

Don't think that you can confuse me with your big eyes and flickering cuteness, journalists are like this, always using all kinds of language to make things difficult.

is worthy of being an excellent reporter who can be sent by the leader to interview me, and the careful logical trap almost fooled me, she must be the ace reporter of the TV station, and only in this way can she be worthy of my identity.

(Reporter: MMP, I shouldn't have slept at the leader's meeting if I knew it)

Let's see how I break the game.

I smiled confidently.

"How could it be, I stayed because my hometown needed me, not seeking fame and fortune, just to give full play to my spare heat."

Sure enough, the reporter was moved by my noble temperament, and the slightly twitching corners of her mouth must have been a relief and affirmation for me.

Alas, why do people in the world look up to me, so they can't talk to me on an equal footing, and the master is lonely.

Reporter: Can you go on now?

I nodded, and began to tell the story of the legend.

……

My name is Wang Dazhui, and I am a man who combines talent and beauty.

Today is the day I go to work as usual, and I put on a neat tie that matches my cool and crazy hairstyle, and that's how the day begins.

Today is still free legal information, looking at the crowds of people (there are only a few) to consult, I have a warm smile on my face, and I am very relieved in my heart.

My aunt cried to me with a handful of snot and tears, telling me the poignant love story of her husband and the third and fourth children.

I'll wipe it, aunt, don't wipe your snot on me!

It's really nice to finally explain it to this group of aunts, and it's great to pass on the knowledge to everyone.

A few aunts said as they walked, what is this young man talking about, and he will never ask again.

Hearing this, I smiled with relief that I had solved their problems at the root, so they would never ask me any more questions.

It is better to teach a man to fish than to teach him to fish, I am really a genius, I nodded lightly, and straightened the red scarf that did not exist on my neck.

Just as I was about to continue to help others, a lost figure came into view.

He walked aimlessly with his head bowed, but I am sure that he had come to me, for I was the only one who could save the lost lamb.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly turned the sign of free legal consultation into a paid lawyer's Q&A.

Free consultation for so long, finally came to a real customer, looking at his depressed appearance, it is definitely a big case, if I take him down, then wouldn't it, become rich and handsome in minutes, marry Bai Fumei, go to the peak of life, think about it and a little excited.

Just as he sat in front of me to speak, my hand casually rested on the word "paid" on the sign, and then the other hand stretched out two fingers and dangled in the air.

"Lawyer Wang, I was cheated by others, and I came to you for this matter, and I really have no money."

Alas, poor boy, I don't have two dollars, that's it, who made me the successor of socialism.

I took my middle finger back, and one index finger dangled in the air.

PS: I wanted to write a logical reasoning essay, but the first-person sledgehammer lingered in my mind, and I wrote it as a comic essay, which is a transition between the old and the new world......