One, three, four, this world is still quite interesting
The first time he went to a hostile country as an envoy, the monkey master was really a little excited, and he really wanted to see the plot in the novel, such as the beautiful princess who fell in love with him, and then begged to go with him like this. Even the night before departure, he had already discussed with Jian Gang that if there was a princess, he should be able to sell it for a good price.
The team traveling is not grand at all, only the monkey master, Jiangang and You, the location of the ghost was originally reserved for Ye Fei, but Ye Fei is still recovering, so he can only bring a You, although the monkey master hates this girl, but in terms of personal ability, it is not comparable to the current Ye Fei.
The three of them sat on the off-road vehicle bound for the imperial capital, and Grand Duke Hal sighed all the way, saying that he had never taken such a fast means of transportation, let alone such a fast speed and so comfortable, with good wine and music, and a small air hole that could blow a cool breeze in the middle of summer, it was simply a supreme enjoyment.
On the road, he talked for a while in the first half, but by the second half, he was already drinking red wine, listening to Mozart's music, blowing the air conditioner, and closing his eyes comfortably and leisurely.
"This music, although it is the first time I have listened to it, I believe that it must be the work of a master. This wine is also more than 30 years old. I apologize for my initial contempt, and the essence and connotation of your country are far beyond what I could have imagined. At one time I was worried that your country would be an army of barbarians. ”
"Isn't the army made up of barbarians?"
The monkey master also spoke in that pretending tone, and after finishing speaking, the two of them looked at each other, and suddenly laughed. Jian Gang was woken up by this laughter, and gave the monkey master a huge white eye.
"I believe it. The conflict between us was just a misunderstanding. There should be no war between the empires of two civilizations. The Grand Duke said this from the bottom of his heart. Then he took a sip of the wine that had already been sobered: "Can you sell me some of these wines?" ”
"If you want to take it, say what to sell, how ugly it is."
Anyway, it's not the monkey's money, these wines are all taken out of the wine cabinet, looking at the painful expression of the monkey, the monkey's heart is full of darkness.
The group arrived at the imperial capital, and the soldiers guarding the gate were already the second time they had seen such a strange vehicle, and everyone thought it was a magician's magic vessel, but when the Grand Duke of the Imperial Hal stepped down from above. Only then did they know that it was the messenger who had visited.
The visit of the emissaries of the belligerent countries has always been a major event, especially after many years of comfort, no one will like war, so the news was reported to the Lion King as soon as possible.
And after the lion king received the news of Archduke Hal, his brows, which had been frowning for several days, gradually relaxed, judging from the report, the enemy's messenger was indeed coming, and it seemed that he was quite close to Archduke Hal. In this case, the hope of peace talks will be very high, and since the other side is also a civilized country, it is far better for the empire to have one more friend than one more powerful enemy.
"This place is a good place, and it's polygamous." Master Monkey sat in the car. When he was led by the cavalry, he sighed sincerely: "It is estimated that it used to be a military international, and there were many typical men and girls. ”
"I hate this kind of country where the screen is full of straight male cancer. It's better if a nuclear bomb blows up. ”
"Then you are ready to eat other people's destruction, we do not have an advantage in force. It's just a surprise attack. ”
Monkey Master used Chinese, so Grand Duke Hal couldn't understand it at all. But then he repeated the words in the language of this language to the Archduke Hal, and his face was very unpleasant. But then the monkey master's words made him smile again: "But compared to the war of weapons, we prefer the war in the mall, do you say?" ”
Grand Duke Hal laughed at what he said, the monkey master's words were direct enough, if the two countries were to trade, wouldn't it be a war in the mall, but that kind of thing is really based on ability to be honest, and it is very fair. They have some things they don't have here, but don't they also have magic weapons they haven't seen before?
And judging from the way they treat the wounded and sick, their medicine and medicine are far less developed than here, and as long as the corpse dies accidentally in the empire, it can be resurrected within ten seconds. In addition to medicine, there are also subhuman girls and all kinds of beautiful works of art, weavings, etc., and they are not at a disadvantage in business.
Therefore, since everyone can compete on a level playing field, commercial warfare will only make the empire more prosperous, and after learning their technical command, maybe one day they will not be so passive when war breaks out again.
There are no stupid people in the world, Monkey Ye thinks so. Therefore, he never regarded this Grand Duke of Hal as mentally retarded, and all the things he said were the truth, and he always felt that for the human spirits, any lies with loopholes would be discovered, and no matter how much they made up for it, it would be useless.
The car entering the city was a new object to the people of this world, and the soldiers on both sides were surrounded by layers of people, who crowded there curiously to look at the completely steel car, and behind it were two military trucks loaded with garbage gifts from the monkey master.
"Alas...... I've found that the higher the degree of physical evolution, the better the race, and I really haven't seen a few ugly girls. ”
"You must be thinking something crooked."
"No, I'm thinking that in the future, if our KTV nightclubs are all like this, there will be a few more rabbit ears, cat ears, fox ears, and a few more...... It really is heaven. ”
"Are you a pervert?" Jian Gang turned his head sideways and looked at the monkey master: "That's why you change your tricks all day long to let me bring cat ears?" ”
"Questions?"
"Lao Tzu wants to be arrested again, it's all born by you."
The monkey man sighed, then opened the window and lit a cigarette, and kept waving his hand out of the window, looking so commotionful.
After arriving at the palace, the crowd dispersed, and the monkey lord was first arranged to rest in a luxurious side palace, and after entering, he found that the emperor's life was really good. In the ambiguous eyes of Grand Duke Hal before leaving, it was no problem for these girls who were serving people, Monkey Master, to do whatever he wanted.
What does it mean to have no human rights? This is a special lack of human rights. But it's really cool, which is probably why so many people from ancient times to the present have wanted to be emperors, privilege is above all else.
After saying goodbye to the monkey master, the Grand Duke of Hal immediately went to visit the Lion King, and then the two of them secretly came to the storage place of the two military trucks, when they saw the metal plates used as armor, the old Lion King's eyes were full of essence, and then after seeing those Linglang full of goods, his first love was Hengshui Lao Baigan, which was stronger than any wine he had ever drunk, which made this old drunkard who was addicted to alcohol unable to extricate himself.
"Alas......"
After drinking half a bottle in one go, the Lion King suddenly let out a long sigh with a lonely expression.
"Your Majesty, what's wrong?"
"I don't know how many things from the empire need to be exchanged for these things. This country is my country, and I am not willing to give it up. ”
Grand Duke Hal's face was also dark, what he said was not wrong at all, people said that they were here to negotiate, but in fact, they were not here to put forward conditions, and now people are sending so many gifts, it is just a return gift for the gifts they sent before, and the real confrontation will probably appear at the reception tonight.
"But Your Majesty, as your courtier, I can solemnly assure you that they are a world of equal high civilization."
The Lion King smiled slightly, not knowing what he was trying to say, but just led the topic over: "Find out what brought them here?" ”
"A necromancer, supposedly Ek de Komokra, a legendary necromancer."
"Legendary necromancer? Isn't he already dead? ”
"According to my thoughts, he must have escaped into the Void and found a way to another world, but was defeated in that place and followed the trail to find us."
"These damn mages." The Lion King gritted his teeth for a while, then casually picked up an armor plate weighing more than three hundred catties, and knocked a dull sound on it with his fingers: "But this steel is really the best steel I've ever seen, and I don't even know what weapon to use to break through it." If we put a magic circle on top of it, even magic can't do anything about it. That's what I really want, but at the price...... I'm afraid ......"
If he was a fool, he might be secretly happy because of these things, but he is the Lion King, and he knows that there is no such thing as a free lunch, and what you get will definitely pay a price. And at what cost? Northern provinces? Lake Gronthal or the magic crystal of the Central Continent?
To give? These things simply cannot be given. Don't give? That represents war. And they don't have access to the steel and technology they can't get themselves.
Everyone thinks that being an emperor is good, but when they have to make choices every night when they review those matters, the hesitation and pain are far from being experienced by ordinary people.
It's the same now, and this time is perhaps the riskiest choice of his life besides the uprising, which could lead to the long-term stability of the empire or its demise.
"Since it's a messenger, let's receive them well, give him a message, about his people being ****, I will give a satisfactory answer, now there is still a period of time before the dinner, let Tana accompany them out for a walk, and appreciate the style of the empire."
"Princess Tana? She ......"
"Just her."
"Your Majesty...... That's your favorite daughter. ”
"Compared to the empire, a daughter is just a commodity." (To be continued.) )