Chapter Ninety-Five: No
The daytime was spent in the bus, and at dinner time I came to a new strange city.
Although the feeling of riding this long bus is a bit uncomfortable and disgusting, it is also an unforgettable journey......
From north to south, passing through provinces and cities, most people have never experienced this kind of thing, and Tang Jian never imagined that he would have such a day before.
"Dead dog! If you continue like this, I will have to suffer a few more days with you! ”
After getting out of the car, Tang Jian chattered a little disgustingly, he was also a cheap, obviously afraid of this kind of bus, but he still insisted on sticking to his original route plan.
Erha shook his body and walked in front arrogantly, no one felt like he was walking a dog at all, but it seemed like he was walking Tang Jian.
At this time, the sky is already dusk, and the roadside of the passenger station is full of people, which is very lively.
Tang Jian led Erha, this return rate is not lower than that of the beauties on the street, and many people in the past can't help but look at Erha, who looks very funny.
"The most famous food in this place is crayfish and bean rot!"
He was a little hungry, and although he had little appetite due to the after-effects of the long-distance bus ride, he couldn't help but salivate when he thought about the spicy crayfish he had never eaten.
Heart disease patients can't eat spicy food, Tang Jian has lived in the north for so many years, not to mention spicy dishes, he has never even eaten spicy strips!
Now there is no need to taboo it, so after coming to this city, he immediately thought of spicy crayfish, as for stinky tofu, no matter how delicious others say, he feels that he will definitely not be able to eat it.
As she walked, a long-haired girl kneeling on the side of the road with her head bowed in front of her attracted Tang Jian's attention......
In front of the girl, there was a delicate and neat chalk handwriting, Tang Jian stopped and took a general look, it turned out that this was a poor child whose parents were dead and helpless, and he had to come out to beg.
In this situation, Tang Jian thought of the woman who played the deaf and mute person who cheated at the train station, and thought to himself that this girl would not also be a liar, right?
Never mind.
If it's fake, just think the money is for her to buy an urn!
Tang Jian hesitantly took out his wallet, thinking that he was also an orphan, so his sympathy was stimulated.
"Wang!"
At this time, Erha suddenly screamed, as if he was stopping Tang Jian!
I saw that it suddenly circled behind the girl, and then opened its mouth to bite the other party's hair and pull it hard!
In an instant, Tang Jian was dumbfounded!
It's like seeing the hottest thing in the world!
"Nima! It turned out to be a women's clothing boss! ”
Tang Jian looked at the skinny boy with short hair and a somewhat embarrassed face in surprise, but he didn't expect that the skinny "girl" who looked pitiful turned out to be a women's clothing boss!
Damn it!
Sure enough, it's still a liar!
This scene simply refreshed Tang Jian's three views, for women's clothing bosses, he has only seen them in those brain-dead Kuaishou videos, but he didn't expect that in reality, there was a chance for him to see a living women's clothing boss!
"Wang!"
Erha spit out the wig he was holding, and looked at Tang Jian with contempt, as if to say that he couldn't even tell the difference between men and women, what is the use of Benha asking you to shovel!
Passers-by were attracted by Erha's irritable behavior!
"This husky has become a master! I can tell that this guy is wearing a wig! ”
"You're so shameless! Even if you deceive the sympathy of the people, you can disguise yourself as a woman, it's not disgusting! ”
"Don't let him run! This kind of person should be exposed on the Internet to see if he has the face to deceive people in the future! ”
A relatively large man stood up bravely, Tang Jian was dumbfounded and watched as the women's clothing boss was stopped by two sturdy men, and then shook his head and said: "Good is rewarded, evil is rewarded!" I can't even stand the dog, and you deserve to be reduced to this! ”
Rage +200......
Rage +230......
The women's clothing boss was very angry, but he was more nervous and afraid, because his fists were hard to beat, and he never thought that there would be a nosy guy who saw unevenness in the road these years!
It is not advisable to stay here for a long time, Tang Jian led Erha away, it is enough to have a few righteous and brave passers-by to teach this liar a lesson, he will only add unnecessary trouble to himself, after all, it is Erha who is holding him who is unlucky to the other party!
In case the other party has a fellow party, if he is targeted by others and wants to retaliate, then wouldn't he be miserable by Erha?
A taxi was hailed on the side of the road, Tang Jian took a taxi and left, asking, "Uncle, do you know where the spicy crayfish is more delicious?" ”
"Hey! You're asking the right person! There should still be a place at this point now, if it is late, you may not be able to eat the crayfish of that store after waiting in line for an hour! ”
Hearing what the driver's uncle said, Tang Jian's saliva couldn't help but gush out, and he didn't know what the spicy crayfish tasted like?
Thinking in his heart, Tang Jian took out his mobile phone and looked at the author's backstage, a day and a half has passed, and the first order of "Zhu Xian" has reached 34,000, and the average order has exceeded 30,000.
The total list of monthly tickets has been ranked third, Tang Jian calculated, the 500 monthly ticket has one more chapter, and he now has to add 13 chapters to pay off this debt.
Without hesitation, he added more chapters to complete the 13 chapters, and along the way, the driver's uncle kept introducing the local food, just listening to him say this, Tang Jian's saliva was already flooding!
Soon, the car arrived at the destination, and the driver's uncle said: "This is it, you see, it's only five o'clock now, there are so many people, if you come ten minutes late, it will be no fun!" ”
"Thank you! You don't have to look for two dollars! ”
Tang Jian handed the twenty yuan to the driver's uncle, and then led Erha to get out of the car and walk towards this spicy crayfish restaurant.
There were indeed a lot of guests inside, Tang Jian asked the waiter at the door, "Hello, can I bring the dog in?" This dog is very well-behaved and will not affect other customers. ”
Inside, a plump and affectionate eldest sister smiled: "There is a separate place inside, but you have to watch this dog." ”
"Okay, thank you!"
Tang Jian walked in under the leadership of the waiter, he ordered a slightly spicy crayfish, then tied Erha to the foot of the table, and said, "Lie down!" I'll wash my hands and come back! ”
At this time, in a family of three sitting on the left, a little girl about four years old looked at the pot of spicy crayfish brought by the waiter and asked, "Mom, the crayfish was eaten by us, will its mother be sad?" ”
"This ......" The little girl's parents were stunned, obviously not knowing how to answer their daughter's question!
Tang Jian, who happened to be passing by, wittily helped the girl's parents resolve the crisis: "No, because the crayfish's mother is also in this pot." ”
"Poof......
The little girl's parents couldn't help but burst out laughing!
The fat man with a relatively low laugh in the back was choked by Tang Jian's divine reply, and tears rushed out!