Chapter 8: Grandma Gray
The cabbage flower is a flower butterfly that flies around the bun. Her main job is to call Baozi to school, send Baozi out of school, and accompany Baozi to make up classes, referred to as Sanbao. Cabbage Flower is the child daughter-in-law of Baozi recognized by the teacher's compound and the village neighbors. Every time Cabbage Flower hears the children's ridicule, she will blush, half happy and half scolded, "Deflated calf thing, go home to find your mother" and ran away. The bun is calm and calm, whatever you say, as if you didn't hear it, you can do what you have to do.
When they got on the side of puberty, and the bottom of the bun was bulging with hairy hair and cabbage flowers, the two began to be embarrassed. When no one was around, the cabbage flower took the initiative to stick it up and dragged the hem of the bun away. Baozi sometimes reminds the cabbage flower, "You see that the two of us are together all day long, and the neighbors gossip about the two of us." ”
Cabbage Flower will explain seriously, "You see that in "Shooting the Condor", Guo Jing and Huang Rong have been together all day long at the age of sixteen, and they don't care about other people's gossip." "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was the only criterion for testing all truth in that period.
That night, my grandmother and my uncle went to Heilongjiang. Baozi was reciting the scriptures at his grandmother's house, and the cabbage flowers on the side were boredly fiddling with the potatoes on the stove, complaining that the Condor Shooting was only updated with two episodes a day, which was not enough to watch. Suddenly, there was a muffled sound on the windowpane, followed by a screeching scratching sound.
Baozi got up sharply and looked out the window, and everything was normal outside. Just when he was suspicious, an old woman's face suddenly appeared!
Baozi was so shocked that he took a few steps back and saw that the old face was full of wrinkles, gray hair was tied into a bun, dressed in gray clothes and gray pants, holding an elm cane in his hand, and staring at the house with gloomy eyes.
"Buns, what should I do?" Cabbage Flower was a little flustered.
"I don't do anything bad in my life, and I don't be surprised when I knock on the door in the middle of the night," Baozi muttered.
"Yes, we didn't do anything unfortunate," the cabbage flower followed the coo, "that is, yesterday I touched the eggs of the neighbor's chicken coop." ”
Baozi turned his head and glared at Cabbage Flower. "What are you staring at me, you said yesterday that you were going to eat poached eggs, and it happened that our old hen had a candy cube....didn't you change all the sugar cubes!" Cabbage Flower knew that she was wrong, her voice became smaller and smaller, and she was unconvinced, "You have no conscience, you will stare at me again?" Even if you want eggs... The old hen has to come, right, the old lady doesn't care about the eggs! ”
Baozi was accustomed to seeing the two worlds of yin and yang, and knew that the thing had shape and substance, and there were shadows on the ground, at most fairies, demons, monsters, ghosts, and ghosts rather than ghosts, so he settled down, plucked up the courage to open the door of the house, and was about to ask the old lady about the origin, but saw a brown rat the size of an adult male dog jumping in. Oh my God, who has ever seen such a huge mouse!
The rat was drenched in water and seemed to be panicked, and when he entered the house, he went under the closet. Immediately afterwards, twenty or thirty smaller rats poured into the hut and hid in their horns. The smallest of these rats is also a circle larger than the ordinary rat king. Frightened, the cabbage flower screamed again and again, "Oh mom, retribution is coming!" The head teacher asked me to hand over the tail of the mouse, I really couldn't hand over five, that little mouse, I put it all after I cut the tail, I didn't kill them! "In the 80s, in order to eradicate the four pests, teachers would ask students to hand in a batch of rat tails on a regular basis, representing the number of rats removed.
Baozi has been practicing his eyes in the past few years, and he has not learned magic weapons, and the big rat spirits rushed into the house, and he didn't even have a burning stick, but how to be good.
The old man moved into the house, his eyes still staring at the bun, "This is the old white shaman's house?" ”
Baozi started the eye of the sky, looked the old woman up and down, and stood in front of him a giant mouse with a height of one person, the whole body was snow-white, there was no miscellaneous hair, the mouse was the same as the weasel, the whiter the coat color, the deeper the practice, the snow-white mouse was not someone else, it must be the principal of the gray family!
Yes, the white rat spirit is a rat demon with hundreds of years of Taoism, and the others are her disciples and grandchildren. "Inform your grandma, the gray grandmother is here." The old lady said slowly. Previously, this rat demon should have practiced on the shady slope of the West Mountain fifty miles away, and it was generally not enough to come to densely populated areas, and this time the family must have run away with something difficult to solve.
Baozi immediately gave a salute, "It turned out to be the grandmother of the gray family, and the younger generation is polite." I am Bai Shaman's apprentice Bao Ziqiang, and I welcome you to visit with your family. ”
The mouse fairies saw that the bun was polite and not like the appearance of destroying the four evils, so they put their minds at ease, poked their heads out from under the cabinet one after another, and laboriously moved out of their fat bodies, transforming into human shapes.
"It is worthy of being a high-ranking disciple of the shaman's grandmother, and he can be upright and respectful at a young age, but we immortals are a little unpresentable." The grandmother of the gray family drank and caused all the rats to come out one after another and salute the buns.
"Looking at the grandmother of the gray family, it seems that there is an emergency, my grandma is not at home today, what can we do to help, you can just say."
Cabbage Flower hurriedly distributed the potatoes baked on the stove to everyone, and did not forget to explain, "Grandma, don't mind about the rat's tail, who made your family be classified as the "four evils"". The grandmother of the gray family seemed to have a big matter, and she didn't care about the four evils with the cabbage flower theory, she swallowed a few mouthfuls of potatoes to settle down, and explained the reason to the bun.
Five miles to the north outside the wall of the agricultural expert's hospital is the shaman's grandmother's house, and you have to pass by a big pond every day to go to your grandmother's house, which is called water bubbles in the northeast dialect. This is the best place for nearby villagers to wash clothes, take a bath, and enjoy the coolness. As soon as summer arrives, the blisters are lively, children play in the water during the day, adults wash clothes, men swim in the evening, and women bathe at night. Do you still remember when Huang Xian asked Baozi's father to throw blisters with dry bones (Chapter 5)? Here it is.
The problem is with this blister.
The mouse immortals recently discovered that the water bubbles suddenly gathered yin qi, and it was very easy to increase their cultivation speed, so they moved from Xishan, fifty miles away, to make a hole near the bubble to make a nest. This bubble is as usual during the day, and at night, the yin qi gathers into a fog and does not disperse for a long time. Of course, mortals didn't notice anything unusual, and they still came one after another every day, stripping naked and going to the pool.
At first, the mouse fairies didn't think anything was wrong. They have cultivated for many years and have also learned about human nature, and the women's carcasses look so attractive, watching women take a bath is the happiest thing of their day, and they even rank the village women according to their body shape and beauty.
Everything was fine, but last night, the daughter-in-law of Shunzi, who was the top three in the village, came to take a bath, and something went wrong.
Tonight, she came to the water's edge as usual, slowly took off her shoes and socks, quietly walked to the waist-high depth, and took off her pants under the water, seeing that no one loosened her braids, her long black hair was scattered on her back, and she gently untied her blouse, and the two large white dough were soft and pink even in the night, which was enough to arouse the man's heart.
The mouse fairies held their breath and watched happily as the woman swam towards the center. She was halfway through her swim when she had a problem. It was as if suddenly a strong hand grabbed the woman's legs and feet, and quickly dragged her into the pool, and disappeared before she could even flapp a few times. The mouse fairies saw the beauty drowning, and wanted to work together to perform a small spell to rescue, but their skills were limited, and there was still enough strength to create a blindfold, and it was not easy to hold up a big living person from the water.
Twenty minutes passed, and while they were talking about the solution, Junko's daughter-in-law suddenly emerged from the water and swam back slowly, as if she had a big hand pushing it. Twenty minutes is enough to drown a man three times. How did she get up? And he came up alive, packed up and hurried away as if he was fine.
The grandmother of the gray family thought it was not good, so she sent two grandchildren's little mice into the water to find out, but soon after diving into the water, the two excellent water mice, as if they had been sucked, fluttered and sank to the bottom of the water, and never came up again. The grandmother of the gray family was anxious, jumped into the water, and when she dived to a depth of two meters, she saw several snake-like vines dancing in the water, and the two mice had been swallowed by the snake mouth at the end of the vine, and they had not yet been completely digested, and a section of the vine was bulging. The vines seemed to have eyes, and when they saw the gray grandmother swimming, they rushed over with their teeth and claws, and the grandmother knew that she was not an opponent, so she cast a trick to cover her eyes, and divided a fake body to wrestle with the meat vine, and the real body struggled to swim back to the shore with all her might, so as to pick up a life. The grandmother of the gray family pondered that the highest supernatural person in this neighborhood was the shaman's grandmother, and she heard that she had received an apprentice with the eyes of heaven, so she didn't care much, and rushed with the whole family, and she was determined to find out what was going on and avenge the two apprentices.