Overall, the monkey is a durian-like creature.

Really, durian-like, saying that the coconut is like that lifts him, and the coconut doesn't have thorns. When it is not touched, only its thorny shell is seen, which is particularly prickly and hard. Well, when he was a little patient and peeled off his shell, then he definitely didn't see the sweet juice inside, and the smell of the boys' dormitory was comparable to a public toilet.

Most people get here and basically stop. Because it stinks so much, it smells like, and not many people dare to know more about him.

But ah, the forest is big, and there are really all kinds of birds. The crab is so ugly that people eat it, and the smell of durian is nothing to a real warrior.

So when they are willing to approach this mobile public toilet, they will suddenly find that -, this is not a hallucination, this person is actually a warm man!

Really, this is how Xiaofeng feels now. She didn't expect that this evil thing would be a warm man, and it was a super detailed kind of warm man.

How to put it, although he swears and behaves vulgarly, he is really good at taking care of people, and he can take care of all aspects, sometimes he doesn't even have to say it, he knows what he needs.

Also, Xiaofeng has always defined him as a bandit and bandit, but after a little contact, he found that this guy is actually full of economy, the Warring States Policy, Spring and Autumn Period, Historical Records, Analects, War Theory, Capital, etc., etc., etc., are simply integrated and easy to understand.

Listening to him chatting with Brother Yuqing, it was like two professors discussing academics, which was super strange...... It's like watching the bullets fly and finding that Zhang Mazi turned out to be Zhang Muzhi. It is clear that Zhang Mazi is more suitable for him, but he is really Zhang Muzhi.

"This concept is probably called cognitive closure needs, haven't I explained it a long time ago, people will always summarize these unknown knowledge into their own known knowledge system when they can't find the answer. Unless someone can give a convincing answer to complete the unknown, even if the answer is wrong. The monkey master sat on the guardrail on the side of the road and discussed theology with Yuqing: "I always believe that all monotheistic religions are cults or have cult potential. This is because of the need for cognitive closure, the only God who can give people an answer, and most people do not seek to see if the answer is correct or not. ”

"Well, I guess I get it." Yuqing lit a cigarette: "This is also the source of the world's stupidity, right?" ”

"Yes, because there is a demand. It's as if before it was proved that the thunder was caused by the friction of the clouds, the whole world thought that there was a god standing on the clouds, although the names were different, some were called Lei Zhenzi and some were called Punishment Angels, but there was no difference. ”

Xiaofeng sat on the pony that she bought for her, sucking a bottle of yogurt, and her eyes were full of question marks. Think about it, how can a girl who is a special student from a sports school and hasn't studied well for so many years understand this kind of dialogue that has risen to the height of sociology.

The only thing she could find resonance with was probably Tana, who was her own age, but when she turned her head to ask for help, her jaw almost dropped, because she found that the beautiful little princess was actually taking notes seriously! Take notes! She was actually taking notes in a small notebook, and she was taking the notes of the big bully.

"You...... Do you understand? ”

"Yes, my father used to say something similar, but he didn't understand it so well. I'm going to write it down, write it down. ”

Father's ......

Oh my God, although Xiaofeng has always felt that this Nana has the temperament of a princess, she didn't expect that she would really be her father when she opened her mouth and closed her mouth, and this kind of casual accosting will definitely not be said deliberately, it will definitely be said in passing, that is to say, she will usually do this at home and live as if she is a little princess. Either...... She's really a little princess.

"No, she's not a princess." Yuqing suddenly patted Xiaofeng's shoulder: "You don't have to think about it. ”

Xiao Feng blinked and glanced at Tana a few times, and then showed a mysterious smile......

"She is the Queen, the Supreme King of the world we just pioneered."

Yes......

The fragile heart was suddenly stimulated, and Xiaofeng felt that the world was unfair to her, really. I used to think that I had superpowers and was already a person favored by God, but in the hours since I met Tana, her cognitive system has been destroyed again and again.

An eighteen-year-old girl who is not only beautiful, but also has long legs and big breasts. And he's a level 10 psionic! Level 10! What is the concept of level 10!! Liu Dazhuang, who has been trained in Tacheng, has just been promoted to level six, and this little girl is already level ten! Now I know that she is still a queen...... In fact, the princess can accept it, but she is the queen, alas, the queen at such a young age.

"Female ...... Queen? ”

"Actually, I don't like being a queen, and I'm already married to this guy." Tana smiled and held the monkey master's hand: "It's him, it's him." ”

The monkey master shook off Tana with a look of disgust and pushed her away: "Stay away from me." ”

Xiaofeng scratched his head: "Are you married?" But you ...... They all sleep in separate rooms. ”

"Oh, he usually sleeps with Yuting."

"It's Yuqing." Yuqing's face darkened: "Why don't you learn." ”

And the monkey master grabbed Tana's ears and said with a cruel smile: "You are bold now, dare to make a rumor about me?" ”

Looking at Tana, who was screaming out of her mouth, Xiaofeng didn't understand the relationship between this group of people more and more, but it was certain...... The Queen seems to really like this bully.

Actually, the monkey master asked people to take them out for a walk, just to eat and have fun, and then by the way, to find out the movements of the handsome guy who ran away that day. If the guy who can call himself number seven is not found, he will not be able to live in peace for a day. In addition, now that Tacheng is tossing Tana's world, I am afraid that the life of the monkey master will be very idle before the new door is opened, and he doesn't even have to perform ordinary tasks like Ye Fei Jiangang.

"Jiangang, where are they now?" The monkey master asked coldly: "Will it hang up?" ”

Yuqing took out her mobile phone and pressed it a few times: "Ye Fei followed Yu to Japan, Jiangang followed the whale shark to Romania, and Zhang Qun is on his way back." By the way, I got the news five minutes ago that Yinlong has roughly recovered, but ......"

"Huh?"

"I don't know how to explain the specifics, but he'll come here for the final surgery in a while, and you'll know when the time comes."

The monkey shrugged: "What about his little fox lover?" ”

"Gone."

"Gone?" A cold light flashed in the monkey's eyes.

"Yes, completely gone."

didn't say anything more, the monkey master just nodded, then put his hands behind his back, and walked a few steps before he suddenly turned around and said, "Thorough investigation, what about that phoenix?" ”

"I ...... I'm here ......" Xiao Feng raised her head weakly.

"It's not you." Yuqing was amused, and then said to the monkey master: "After being taken away by the star spirit, it seems that he was locked up as a prisoner, but ...... The star spirit also seems to be deliberately hiding his existence, and if there is no ulterior secret here, it is called a miracle. ”

"What about the one hundred and thirty-three parallel worlds?"

"The advisors are still there, they're helping us build our own defenses, and you can tell they really want to help us. But what is their purpose? ”

"There is no love without a cause." The monkey master patted Yuqing on the shoulder: "If you don't want to tell the truth when you're sober, let them talk nonsense at the wine table." ”

Yuqing was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "You are bad." ”

Master Monkey just snapped his fingers and didn't say anything, just lowered his head and asked Xiaofeng, "Are you tired?" ”

Oh! In the past few hours, Xiaofeng has figured out the monkey master's style of acting, and you must not be polite! If you are hungry, you are hungry, if you are thirsty, if you are tired, you must not pretend blindly, you will be finished if you pretend, he will never ask a second time. Not hungry? Then eat later and not be thirsty? Then come and eat some spicy strips, not tired? Walking!

At the beginning, Xiaofeng made herself miserable because of politeness, but now as long as the monkey master asks her, she almost doesn't have to think about it, what should it be......

So she was not only tired, but also thirsty and hungry, and then she said all her needs.

"There's a lot going on."

Although there were all kinds of disgust in his words, he still arranged the arrangement in the end, and found a very popular food stall to sit down.

In fact, what is the real pretending? In fact, it's not about going to a high-end restaurant, driving a famous car, wearing a famous watch, and showing off the tens of thousands of dollars of wealth, but everyone knows that you are a person who can cover the sky with one hand, but you still eat food stalls, take buses, go to street stalls, and squat on the street to eat noodles, this is the real outfit, why? Because Lao Tzu is willing! It's nothing, it's just that Lao Tzu is willing, you care about me?

According to common sense, although Yuqing is not a rich country, it is no problem to treat a five-star as a fast food restaurant, and the monkey master has a monthly allowance of more than 200,000 yuan, Tana ...... Tana doesn't mention it, the mineral resources of that world have her dividends, and now in the preliminary stage alone, the monthly share dividends have reached more than 80 million alas. It's not an exaggeration to say that she is the richest woman on earth, and as her guardian, Lord Monkey holds all her financial rights......

It's just that such a rich monkey master still rubs Yuqing day and night, which can make Yuqing complain for a long time, but the monkey master is not moved at all.

It's just such a vote of people, sitting in a big partner with an average consumption of about 40 yuan per capita, sitting with a bunch of flies eating dirty crayfish and drinking beer......

"Why don't you take your shirt off?" Tana asked the monkey curiously, and then pointed to the people around her: "They are all shirtless. ”

Xiaofeng is obviously not used to this kind of place, but it is not easy to say anything, and the taste of this place is still quite good, so she directly regarded herself as a human flesh kanban and said nothing......

"Me? I take off my clothes? ”

Master Monkey smiled and didn't continue. Tana, however, reluctantly asked, "Yes, you seem to be wearing clothes all the time at home, why?" ”

How to answer this question? The criss-crossing horror scars on the monkey's body, if you take it off for people to see, it is much more scary than a tattoo or something, so this point of consciousness is still there, the monkey has almost no shorts, let alone shirtless.

"Well, do you know what is the most popular scene on such an occasion?"

Yuqing was sensible, and he diverted the topic as soon as possible, so as not to cause the monkey master to lose his temper suddenly, so he chose the topic he liked the most, a topic that everyone would participate in.

"What is it?" Tana didn't know how to do it, she tilted her head and looked innocent: "Do you often post something here?" ”

"Drunkard harassment." Xiaofeng quickly filled the position, and she was quite familiar with these things from the market: "I woke up because I was harassed." ”

"And then killed?"

"Hmm......" Xiaofeng nodded: "Then he was specially recruited." ”

The monkey master tapped the table with his fingers: "So, look at you." What bullshit is that the central secret service, it is full of murderers, pretending to be coerced and unscrupulous things, I don't know how thick the sky is, I only know how to act recklessly! ”

If others say it so ugly, Xiaofeng will have to turn her face. But the monkey ...... Let's just say it, although he is not the direct leader of the central secret service, he said that no one will fart anything, after all, I just heard in the afternoon that he even disbanded the French Fourth Special Service on the spot, and no one in France dared to make a fart.

"I ...... I didn't actually think about it. Xiaofeng lowered his head: "I was only fifteen years old at the time. ”

"Why don't others harass you without harassing you! It must be you, you are so sassy at a young age, and you still say that you are right? The monkey master pouted: "So you have to bear half of the responsibility." ”

This kind of straight male cancer remarks are simply not too cheap, Yuqing couldn't listen to it anymore, turned her head sideways and squeezed her eyebrows at Xiaofeng...... But this time, Xiaofeng didn't say anything, just said with a smile: "Fifteen years old, I'm not yet developed." ”

In fact, in real life, when accompanied by a man, most women will be safe, and even the lowest gangsters are rare to flirt with women with male partners. Because this kind of thing is really fatal, unless there are many people on your side and the woman is overwhelming, then there will be desperate hooliganism.

Therefore, the monkey always thinks that the plot in the novel where you can be molested by the gangsters when you go out with a female companion, and then the male protagonist is majestic and beats the gangsters all over the ground to find teeth. Or...... The actor and his entourage went to India.

He even took Ye Fei, Jiangang, Dia, Tana, and Youdu to various places with poor reviews in order to confirm whether this plot would really happen.

If you want to say that no one dares to provoke You's fierce face, and no one dares to mess with Jian Gang's nunchucks pinned to his waist, but what about Dia, Tana and Ye Fei? Dia is beautiful enough, I have never seen anything more beautiful than him, and with her, not only is no one teasing, but many people invite them to drink. Tana's face is youthful and pure, and no one is teasing when she takes it out, the most is to pat the monkey master on the shoulder while she goes to the toilet and say that his old cow eats tender grass, Ye Fei ...... Ye Fei is the most angry of all of them when she dresses up, and her innate charm makes her look like an absolute fighter in ****, but even if it is so, at most someone will whistle at her......

"So, it's not so easy to happen, and I've tried it many times."

The monkey master said categorically.

Tana, a little girl, likes to cause trouble, and her eyes rolled: "Why don't we go to the bar later, you pretend you don't know us, how about it?" ”

The monkey master hehehe: "This dare is good!" ”

"I'll be a little more rampant then!"

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." The monkey master laughed: "I like sensible people like you." ”

Yuqing covered her forehead beside her and whispered to Xiaofeng: "He's bored like this." ”

"I see it......" (To be continued.) )