"Newton's first law, the law of inertia, is the concept that any object must remain in a uniform linear motion or at rest until an external force forces it to change its position in motion. You can try it again for me to play with my phone! ”

The monkey master sat next to the writing table, holding a book, wearing his gold-rimmed glasses, and was giving Bubu a physics lesson in a serious manner. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info This kind of boring and no fun thing, Bubu is naturally not happy, she always takes advantage of the monkey master to sneak around and play with the mobile phone when he bows his head, which makes the monkey master who is an old cadre very angry.

"What's the use of learning this...... I watched the protagonists in the TV series without learning anything, and they were already so powerful. ”

"I haven't met anyone, remember, it's anyone who can be invincible in the world without learning and not knowing. Knowledge is a very useful thing, even if you want to overthrow it, you have to be familiar with it, you have to learn it if you don't want to, you have to understand it even if you don't have an interest. Nowadays many people promote the so-called anti-intellectualism, which is fundamentally wrong, those who are admired for not going to school but succeeding, you only see that they do not go to school but do not see that they spend several times as much time to learn knowledge, there are no shortcuts in this field, even if you are a genius, you must be contacted. Not everyone is Han Han, and even if it is Han Han, he only became a driver in the end. ”

"Alright, alright, alright...... I'll just learn, you're so annoying. ”

Master Monkey actually knows that he is so verbose and annoying, and he is not suitable for being a teacher, but he can't help it...... Bubu has no way to go to school, her ability is still uncontrollable, and her intellectual development far exceeds that of her peers, so she should have been in preschool, but now she can become proficient in junior high school content.

When he was tossing Bubu, Dai Wei walked in with a pot of fruit and gently put it on the table, and then he didn't leave, just stood next to him and watched the monkey master teach Bubu a lesson, his eyes were bright and full of ...... Happiness?

"Alright, that's it for today's physics. The job is to set an eighteen-ton truck that is rushing towards you, how much energy you need to use to make it stop right in front of you without hitting you, the key points are inertia and energy conversion. Now let's take a biology lesson. ”

"Please...... Leave me alone, can you go play with my mother? ”

"Fuck off, I said yesterday, eight to eleven in the morning, two to five in the afternoon is the class time, don't make trouble for me, today we will talk about cell membranes and cell walls, take good notes."

In the blink of an eye, the morning class was over, and Bubu was lying on the table as if it had melted, his face full of sadness, while the monkey master was preparing for the chemistry, mathematics and Chinese classes to be taught in the afternoon.

Foreign languages are not needed for the time being, and without a good language environment, except for having such a magical language talent as him, otherwise learning it is in vain.

"Take a break and get ready for dinner." Dai Wei gently touched Bubu's head, but his eyes looked at the monkey master: "Thank you for your hard work." ”

"Mom! It's me who works hard! Now I think you must have hated me very much in your last life, otherwise you wouldn't have found this monster to harm me in this life. ”

Bu Bu expressed his anger openly and honestly, but it was useless, even the monstrous anger could only be silenced under the eerie sneer of the monkey master.

"I've got a dinner party in the evening, will you come?"

Dai Wei asked cautiously, and after speaking, he added: "There are many celebrities." ”

"It's boring to deal with that garbage, and I also have a dinner party in the evening, you go to yours, I'll take Bubu there."

The Monkey Master's dinner party and Dai Wei's dinner, although they are both dinner parties, but even Dai Wei understands in his heart that the level is not comparable at all, the celebrities that Dai Wei comes into contact with are hardly a thing in front of the people that the Monkey Master contacts, whether they are rich or powerful, in the eyes of the dark world, they are all mere ants.

In fact, Dai Wei obviously felt that since this old monkey appeared in her life, her life was a lot more relieved, although the old monkey did not make any clear statement, but the people below him have begun to take action. First of all, the harassment against Dai Wei has become less, especially after Mr. Chen was sniped by intangible assets and was on the verge of bankruptcy, Dai Wei has become a famous broom star in the circle, no matter what the occasion, those who have ideas about this beautiful manager can only hold this idea in their hearts, and there are many speculations in the circle, that is, guessing which high branch this little star has climbed, even Deng Jin has to be polite to her, even if Deng Jin is her boss.

"Emergency."

When he was eating, Yu suddenly appeared at Dai Wei's house, and he didn't know where she came from, anyway, he stood in front of the monkey master so straight, which made Dai Wei embarrassed.

"Why do you have to come in person?" The monkey master held the bowl and looked up and down: "Have you eaten?" ”

"Not yet."

"Hold it yourself." The monkey master pointed to an empty spot next to him: "I'll talk about it after eating." ”

Of course, you will not be polite, she took the bowl and began to bury her head in eating, a military style, three times five divided by two to kill a bowl of rice, and then sat upright next to watch the monkey master eat, by the way looked at Dai Wei......

And when she looked at Dai Wei, Dai Wei was also looking at her. In fact, Dai Wei has also seen two little girls who came to play with the monkey master, but what she saw was Jiangang and the little monkey, which was far less imposing than this woman, the key is that she is not only imposing but also good-looking, the temperament of the French can be said to be incisive in her, although she is wearing a uniform, but her appearance cannot be concealed, which makes Dai Wei feel so stressed.

"Alright, let's talk."

How can the monkey master not know what she is doing here, to put it bluntly, she just came to take a look at Dai Wei, after all, the monkey master is now shrunk in this place most of the time to take care of the children, and you have long said that she wants to come to see what the charm of the hostess of this house is.

"An hour earlier, a vicious attack had occurred in Berlin, Germany, in which the current rotating chairman of Tacheng was assassinated. The murderer has been defined as a psychic, and Tacheng has issued martial law and begun to make every effort to arrest the murderer, and now an organization has expressed responsibility for it. ”

"An organization?"

"Yes, call yourself Livyatanmelvillei."

"Leviathan Melville." The monkey master patted his head: "It's so fierce, it's called this name." ”

Bubu stared at the big eyes and asked blankly, "What is this?" ”

"Melville whales, prehistoric behemoths." The monkey master frowned: "The overlord of the same level as the megalodon." ”

At this time, popular science is obviously out of place, but Bubu is a child after all, and her eyes are full of surprise: "Is it the most powerful?" ”

"Not really." The monkey master shook his head and touched Bubu's head: "The most powerful ones are not their turn." ”

"What's that?"

"Ichthyosaurus." The monkey master looked at Yu and said softly: "Look at the dynamics of the two of them, and what is the origin of that Melville, it's best to check it out." ”

"I understand that the new president of Tacheng and the representatives of the United Nations will talk to us at the dinner."

"Okay." Master Monkey nodded: "Let Zhang Qun go out, go directly to that organization to have a look, talk about it if you can't talk about it, tell them if you can't talk about it, I see them." ”

"Understood."

After leaving, Dai Wei tilted his head to look at the monkey master, and suddenly laughed: "Actually, sometimes it's like a dream, a big man like you actually works as a nanny in my house." ”

"Big shots? What a big shot. The monkey man leaned back in his chair and stretched: "The so-called big people are actually to put it bluntly, they just take more risks than those little people." I could die at any time, and I can say that I have died more than once, not to mention that. I'll take Bubu with me in the evening, and then I may not be able to come, and I'll come tomorrow morning. ”

"You can take her with you, what else can I worry about." Dai Weiwen softly put a piece of cake with vegetables and meat in the monkey master's bowl: "Don't drink, you don't drink well." ”

Regardless of whether the monkey master drinks well or not, Dai Wei's words are actually quite ambiguous, and the tone of these words and when he says these words is not like what can be said between friends at all, let alone between employment relationships, but more like a little daughter-in-law instructing her husband to go out to socialize, in short, it is a well-behaved force, the kind that makes people's hearts soften.

"I'm going to Geneva this time, I'll see what something special I can bring you."

"Geneva? So you're still sitting here? Make it? ”

Of course, it's too late, if it weren't for pretending to force anyone to take a plane, there's something called a portal, okay, this is a magical technology brought from Tana, although it hasn't been popularized on a large scale yet, but the monkey is a little bit here, and there is no problem at all to go directly to the world......

"Say, where do you think the German sausages you use to wrap your meat buns come from? Taobao? The monkey master pinched Dai Wei's nose: "I bought it in hamburg in the morning!" ”

"Wow...... Your world is amazing. ”

"Actually, if you get used to it, it's no different from a bus, don't rush to civilians sooner or later." The monkey master stretched: "I'm going to take a nap, it may be a little busy at night, and the afternoon class is canceled!" ”

"Long live !!" Bubu rushed into the room like crazy, turned on the TV and lay down in a crippled position with lightning speed, grabbed juice, coke and potato chips, and was happy as if it were the New Year.

"Saturday to make up." The monkey master silently added: "You can't run away." ”

The good mood just now was suddenly destroyed, and Bubu stared blankly at the ceiling, lying there with his limbs spread, as if he was already a wasted person.

After sleeping until more than five o'clock in the afternoon, the monkey master looked at his watch and asked Bubu, who was sleeping next to him: "How much is 17 minus 6?" ”

“11……”

"It's eleven o'clock in Geneva." Master Monkey turned over: "Sleep a little longer." ”

"Good ......" Bubu was also sleepy-eyed: "I just had a dream, I dreamed that I was looking for a toilet, and then I finally found it, and I peed out." ”

"The pee is out." The monkey man sighed and sat up, picked up the cloth and threw it aside, then lifted off the wet sheet and threw it to the corner, and then pulled out a clean strip from the cabinet and pounced: "The next time you dream of this kind of thing, be sure to open your eyes." ”

"I feel so ashamed...... Bou Bu has already changed his pants by himself, "I'm obviously going to be Sailor Moon." ”

"Stop beeping, sleep." The monkey master buried his head in the pillow: "Stop talking nonsense." ”

"I'm so sad."

"Shut up!"

"I actually wet the bed, how can I mess with it, and the bedwetting has been discovered." Bubu lay there chattering unrelentingly: "I'm so miserable. ”

"Be quiet!" The monkey master sat up and looked at Bubu, who was lying there without love: "In two days, I will teach you to control your superpowers, provided that you shut up Lao Tzu now!" ”

"Since you have begged me so sincerely, I will mercifully promise you." Bubu sighed: "If I have a boyfriend in the future and let him know that I wet the bed, I really don't know what to do." ”

The monkey master was tossed without a move, he was most afraid of this kind of **** chatter, and after tossing and turning for a while, he suddenly jumped up from the bed: "Okay, okay, I'll take you to play, it's okay!" ”

"That's pretty much it." It's still the same look of being angry: "Although I still can't forget my bedwetting." ”

"Tell me, where do you want to go?"

"Go find my mother, the topic between women can't talk to you."

"Your mom doesn't wet the bed." The monkey master put on his coat: "Okay, don't die there, we have seven hours to play, first go find food, and then go to your mother to play." ”

After taking the cloth who was immersed in bedwetting and sadness out to eat nonsense, the two of them just shook to the scene of the drinking party, and the security guard did not let the monkey master in at the door because he was wearing jeans. The monkey master simply didn't enter, but he made a phone call and said that there might be unverified psionics hidden in this place, and then before he saw this Liu Dazhuang with more than 100 people, he surrounded this place......

"You're bad enough." Bubu stood at the door with the grilled squid and watched the celebrities inside being taken away for review by the special service, and rolled his eyes to look at the monkey master: "If you don't let you in, you will tear up all the stalls." ”

"Thank you."

"I'm not praising you!"

When Dai Wei was also taken out, the monkey master pointed at her, and the agent behind her consciously sent Dai Wei to the monkey master.

"What did you do?" Dai Wei looked back and forth, but fortunately no one noticed her: "Why did you arrest them?" ”

Master Monkey pointed to his jeans: "They said that if you don't let anyone in jeans enter, then everyone should stop playing." Let's go back and review for forty-eight hours. ”

"Badass."

"Oh, yes. Boo Boo wet the bed in the afternoon. ”

"Ahh Bubu bit the monkey master's arm, ashamed and angry.

"Boob! How many times have I said that when you feel like peeing, you have to get up, why do you keep wetting the bed? Dai Wei crossed his waist and pretended to be angry and asked: "How old is the child, shy or not!" ”

The monkey master didn't speak, just stood by and laughed. Liu Dazhuang happily rubbed his hands at this time and stepped forward, looked at Dai Wei for a while, and then shouted with a straight face: "Hehe...... Sister-in-law. ”

"Blind shouting." The monkey master kicked him: "It's embarrassing everyone." Also, you don't even look at your beard, it's okay for you to call me my eldest nephew. ”

Dai pursed his lips and smiled: "I'm not embarrassed." ”

"Hey...... Isn't it busy these days, and I can't take care of it. Liu Dazhuang rubbed his hands and looked at the monkey master: "Master, let's go to Geneva tonight, what do you say?" They're forcing us to cooperate. ”

"You're the head of the secret service, you ask me?"

"This ...... This, isn't this asking for opinions, we're on the same line. ”

"Take advantage of the opportunity." Master Monkey pointed at Dai Wei: "Send her back." ”

"Okay, see you later." (To be continued.) )