Chapter 319: From a Love Idiot to a Love Saint
Cao Yusen's body smells bad? In the fat man's cognition, although Cao Yusen is a man, he does not have the strong taste of other stinky men, and he is much better than other men. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
If men and women are lingering, Deng Siyu should not be wrong! Women say that their lovers are stinky, and men are sometimes a kind of mood. As for Cao Yusen's smell, it smells heavy and smelly? This, this, is it really true that people change as soon as they fall into the fire? Otherwise, how could a man who has no smell become smelly?
Cao Yusen smiled and said, "Fatty, Zhang Qiuchi, why are you looking at me with this kind of thought?" It's okay for a fat man to say, a virgin, he doesn't understand anything! But Zhang Qiuchi, you are different, as long as you experience the taste of a woman, it will be different! ”
Zhang Qiuchi was speechless, Cao Yusen's words were really jumpy, which was eye-opening, how could this person's change be so huge?
Cao Yusen also lowered his voice and said, "You have to remember, don't tell Yang Qianqian!" I lied to Yang Qianqian some time ago that I was going back to my hometown! Don't tell her the truth! ”
This time, I finally understood, it turned out that Cao Yusen had changed from a love idiot to a love saint, and he was cheating on girls, he did not go back to his hometown, but was entangled with Deng Siyu, so naturally, Brother Qian sent someone to Cao Yusen's hometown to look for it, but he couldn't find Cao Yusen.
Zhang Qiuchi was a little angry and said, "Yu Sen! I have to say a word to you! Qianqian is a good girl! And she lived and died with us! You can cheat anyone's feelings! Qianqian's feelings, I will never allow you to lie to her! ”
Even the fat man said, "Yes! Qianqian's kindness to you, I also see it in my eyes! No matter how you deceive Deng Siyu, I can ignore it! But it is absolutely not allowed to lie to Yang Qianqian and play with her feelings! ”
Men are like this sometimes, you are a good girl, as long as you are a man with a conscience, you will cherish it, but there are those cheap women, how to play with it is taken for granted, just because you yourself are not self-respecting and self-respecting, how do you let me respect you? And Zhang Qiuchi and the fat man are such a mentality.
Cao Yusen's eyes flashed with a hint of viciousness, and it was obvious that he was very dissatisfied with the performance of Zhang Qiuchi and the fat man!
However, Cao Yusen didn't show it, he suppressed everything.
Cao Yusen said: "Yes! You're right! That's right! My favorite is Qianqian! As for Deng Siyu? You should also know that she is using me, since she has done the first year of junior high school, why can't I be fifteen? Anyway, women play with men, can you play with men? If I could know all her secrets, it would be very beneficial to us! ”
Cao Yusen is really very reasonable, he looks like a righteous sacrifice for everyone.
Seriously, Cao Yusen's current face, the fat man has never seen it, the fat man thinks that he has known Cao Yusen for so long, and he has never seen him look so despicable!
But the Cao Yusen in front of him is the real Cao Yusen, what else can you say? Besides, people always change, and if Cao Yusen changes, it is reasonable.
At this point, the fat man and Zhang Qiuchi had nothing to say, but Cao Yusen told a joke to amuse everyone.
Zhang Qiuchi thought of a little and asked: "Yu Sen, when you fell into the sea of fire and were caught by the upper and lower bodies of the big straw man, how did you get out of trouble?" ”
When the fat man heard this, Zhang Qiuchi really asked what he wanted to ask, which can be said to be interested, just waiting for Cao Yusen to answer.
Cao Yusen answered truthfully: "When I fell, I thought I was dead!" Caught in the upper and lower bodies of the straw man! Fortunately, it was the straw man underneath, so I didn't fall into pain! I was the first to run to the kneeling man, and as long as I got to him, I was safe! ”
The kneeling person, this is what everyone saw at that time, Cao Yusen ran to the kneeling man and was able to escape, that is possible!
After all, there are many toads around the kneeling man, and the toad protects the kneeling man, and he is the one who saves the kneeling man one after another.
Cao Yusen saw that everyone believed it, of course he had to believe it, this is a fact! So he continued, "You know what? When I ran to the kneeling man, I was so shocked that I couldn't say a word! Because he's not human! He's a huge monster! It's huge! It's like a monster as tall as a three-story building! It's huge! I don't know how old it lived! ”
In this way, the fat man and Zhang Qiuchi are both in spirit! What the hell is a kneeling person! And where did Cao Yusen go, why didn't he see anyone? At that time, Zhang Qiuchi and the fat man participated in the search.
Not only are they searching, but even the army is also dispatched, which can be described as a carpet search, but what about Cao Yusen? There is still no one alive and no corpse dead! This makes people feel strange! Where did Cao Yusen go, and why so many people searched and still couldn't find him!
Cao Yusen smiled and said, "Okay! Wait, I can talk to you about it! Let me leave the suspense! It's bizarre anyway! It's so bizarre that you would never think of it! Especially the one who is on his knees! That's awesome! Ha ha! ”
Saying this, it really aroused the curiosity of the fat man and Zhang Qiuchi, what happened to Cao Yusen? Now they are staring at him, waiting for his words.
Of course, Cao Yusen can see the expectations of the fat man and Zhang Qiuchi, but what about him? It's just like I don't want to say it.
Zhang Qiuchi and the fat man waited for Cao Yusen to continue the narrative, but they were about to be disappointed.
Because Cao Yusen said that he will go to a big dinner in the evening, the people take food as the sky, and put the others in advance, eat a full stomach, and then talk! This time, the fat man and Zhang Qiuchi also felt that they were really hungry, and they couldn't force their brothers, right? Talking at the wine table, bragging, it seems to be easier to say, well, just like Cao Yusen said.
Of course, there is nothing to do with Deng Siyu, just say that it is a gathering between brothers, talk about men's topics, and refuse family members. When it came to this, Deng Siyu thought she understood, thinking that it was another group of stinky men who got together to eat and drink, so she didn't go.
First, I went to the hotel to have a good meal, and the people who came were Fang Hua, but Yang Qianqian didn't come yet, because she wanted makeup, or something else. Late, what I didn't expect was that Cao Yusen ordered a dish first, this dish was actually "three squeaks", what is three squeaks?