Three hundred and sixty-nine, it is not easy for anyone to live.
Behind the monkey's shop, there is a dark alley, which is the lice hidden in the gorgeous robe of the city that Zhang Ailing said, it is dark and narrow, and it can only be bathed in the sun for dozens of minutes at noon every day. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
But this is the monkey master's favorite place, and he spends his free time in this dark alley every day. He transformed the dirty, greasy alley into a place like a call paradise, with many soft cushions and a closed cover made of glass, so that the sun could be seen without being eroded by the wind and rain.
Every morning, the monkey master opened the door of the backyard with a pile of food, and the wild cats living in this yard also tacitly raised their tails and gathered at his feet.
"Ah, there's one more today."
Tassel bent down to pick up a skinny-looking white kitten and gently stroked its back hair: "It seems that winter is coming, and this child has come here to take shelter from the wind." ”
Master Monkey smiled, bent down to fill the small plate with a day's worth of cat food, and then sat on the chair next to him, watching the little guys eat seriously.
"In fact, according to nature's balance theory, these surplus wild cats and wild dogs should be hunted and killed regularly." The monkey master grabbed the tail of a big black fat cat and played with it in his hand: "They will destroy the ecological structure of the city and pose a potential threat to humans." ”
"But they're so cute!" Tassel teased the cat with her fingers, and squatting next to her was a shiny black dog: "Big black, bite this guy!" ”
Big Black ...... This dog looks exactly like the little wild dog that the monkey master took in in that world, although it is obvious that he has become fat and strong because he has eaten too well, but as long as the monkey master sees him, he can think of the time in the past.
"I really want Duanmu." The monkey master whispered to himself: "I don't have many friends. ”
"At the beginning of your heart, you're not disappointed, are you?" Without warning, the tassel raised his head and asked a very shocking word: "Your eyes are exactly the same as before, they have not changed." “
The monkey didn't speak, just opened the door and went back to the store, and the tassel smiled like a little fox, and jumped along and walked in.
"You don't even say that Master knows, but what about it...... I'm not going to tell anyone that there must be a reason why you're faking amnesia. The tassel chased the monkey master to the kitchen: "So, I won't pretend I don't know." ”
The monkey master returned his hand and stuffed a hot bean paste bag into the tassel's mouth: "Wash your hands, it's time to work." ”
"Okay!"
Tassel happily washed his hands, and then began his busy day.
I don't know what evil these people have fallen into, just the service attitude of the monkey master and the expensive price of this store, but their enthusiasm has not diminished at all, and they have made God a grandson, and after coming in, no matter how many people pretend to be, they have to be polite with a smile, otherwise the monkey will drive people directly, and there are several people from the food channel waiting for an interview about them, if you tell someone that you have been kicked out, it will be a real shame to throw people to your hometown.
"Ah, what is it today?"
The anorexic grandson a few days ago was the first to arrive here today, and he is now almost half of the staff here.
But it's also strange to say, the price of the monkey master is all based on his mood, a bowl of noodles is 30,000 yuan, and he also says the same thing is 4 yuan, anyway, it is the kind of way you want to do it, it all depends on your mood.
That's it, someone has already reported it, but the price department doesn't even bother with it, after all, the signboard at the door of the monkey master has already made it clear, don't come if you don't have money, it's expensive here!
"I'll give you some today."
The monkey master took out a lump of yellow things from the refrigerator, and it really looked like......
After the things were finished, the anorexic uncle still ate cleanly, and praised them together, but because the taste was a little strange after all, he couldn't help but ask the monkey master curiously: "What is this?" ”
"It's really." The monkey master cut a hideous and terrifying fish with eight legs like a spider in his hand, and said, "There is a moth that contains highly poisonous poison in its body, and there is no serum that can treat it. However, their meat is very tasty, but if it sticks to it, it will die, but if it passes through their digestive tract, this poison will be broken down by an enzyme in their body, which will not only not be toxic but will add a special taste. How do you feel about eating this kind of feces that the moth hasn't fully digested today? ”
"Excellent! Although the explanation is not very good, the taste is really unusually wonderful, and the mouth is fragrant. You're such an amazing person, I'm pretty much able to eat normally now, but it's a bit like chewing wax compared to you. ”
"It's okay not to starve to death, don't pay so much attention." After the monkey master cleaned up the next dish, he wiped his hands with a towel and turned around: "Anyway, you come to eat every day, won't your wife beat you to death?" It's been spending millions these days. ”
"What's the use of money." The grandson sighed faintly: "I can't eat the money, no matter how much money you give me, I can only starve to death." ”
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"Okay, I'll be back tomorrow morning."
After he left, a couple came in immediately, they didn't look very old, the man was quite fat, and he liked to eat two bites at a glance.
"Get out."
The monkey master didn't look at it, and he gave an eviction order without turning his head. The couple was surprised, and the woman asked, "Why, why did you let us out?" I'm afraid we don't have any money? ”
"What does it matter to me whether you have money or not, I don't want to do your business, go out." The monkey still didn't look back: "That kid, go back and think about your parents who live in the basement, don't be arrogant." Just eat KFC. ”
"Hahaha, he's the son of a multinational company, what a basement."
The woman said innocently, but the monkey master sneered and didn't speak, but the man shook his head with embarrassment and persuaded the woman: "Forget it...... Forget it, let's go back. ”
"I don't! I'm going to eat here today! ”
Seeing this sloppy trick, the monkey master frowned, and finally stood up, looking at the couple with slanted eyes: "Give you thirty seconds, get out." ”
"Why are you like this!"
"How can you manage me?"
After speaking, the monkey master put his hands behind his back, walked up to them, and looked at the fat man with his eyebrows twisted: "Don't let me say it for the third time." ”
The man nodded, his forehead was already covered with cold sweat, but the woman was still there, and even when her boyfriend persuaded her, she cried.
And just when this stalemate was at a standoff, two people outside slowly swayed in, and the monkey master laughed when he saw it: "Solve it." ”
"What's the matter?"
The person who came was none other than Deng Jin and a friend of his, as one of the richest people, it was already normal for him to eat at Master Monkey, and Master Monkey did not treat him as an outsider, so he directly instructed him.
After clarifying the situation, Deng Jin nodded: "That's it." ”
After speaking, he directly pulled out his gun and slammed it on the temple of the little lady: "Get out!" ”
The two of them were frightened on the spot, they didn't dare to speak for a long time, they couldn't even scream, and they rolled their eyes and looked at Deng Jin in a daze.
"What do you see? Lao Tzu underworld! ”
Sure enough, as soon as the identity of the underworld came out, the two of them immediately fled. Deng Jin laughed out loud at this time: "The identity thief of the underworld is easy to use, let me introduce to you, this is Mr. Luo of the 255 world, he came this time to discuss cooperation with you." ”
"Hello." Master Monkey politely stretched out his hand: "The 255 world is a world that is almost synchronous with us, right?" ”
"Yes, there are no barriers to communication." Mr. Luo shook the hand of the monkey master: "But relatively speaking, our world is not as stable as the world here. ”
"But I don't remember anything, and I can't help you for the time being."
"That's right, the content we hope to cooperate with you is mainly food promotion, so I hope you can take a look at our cooperation plan. It was Ms. Cheng who asked me to negotiate with you. ”
"That's right, so be it."
"But you haven't read the plan yet......"
"It's okay, so be it."
Speaking of which, there are more and more exchanges with other worlds, many enterprise groups have already had cross-world cooperation projects, and the cultures of different worlds have begun to blend.
Even if the synchronization rate is very high, there will be differences between worlds, and it is the trend of the entire multiverse to take what you need through trade.
But in general, it is an exchange between the peer worlds, and the high-level worlds are not allowed to mix with the transactions of the low-level worlds, otherwise the transactions may become plunder, which is also a rule jointly formulated by multiple institutions and submitted to the high-level world committee for review and approval.
"By the way, Jiangang let me see how you are recovering during this time. Nephilim hadn't been able to come back yet, but now there were some things that Jiangang couldn't handle, and there was a heavy distortion of time and space, which had affected the Earth headquarters. According to our analysis, it was still something that happened on the 131 side. ”
The monkey man frowned: "I don't know, I don't know anything, I'm not free, I still have to feed the cat." ”
Having said that, as soon as he heard Deng Jin's description, the monkey master still analyzed the root cause of the matter at the first time - a new great ability was born!
Although it is not yet known what kind of powerful person is, at least we can know that a new powerful person has finally been born.
"Don't look for me for this kind of thing in the future, I really don't know." The monkey man lit a cigarette: "You ask someone else?" ”
Ask a fart, there are only two powerful people on the earth...... A stupid one is missing, who can you ask?
"Okay...... I'll think about it again. (To be continued.) )