Chapter 11: Another Ghost Story
If you let this fat man continue to howl in the middle of the night. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info estimated that the bedroom aunt would be brought up! Wang Yi hurriedly stepped forward to help the fat man up, and apologized again and again: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Look! I recognized the wrong person! I thought you were my roommate, so I wanted to tease you......! ”
The fat man stared at Wang Yi with a pair of small eyes, vigilantly, and said suspiciously: "You! Are you telling the truth? ”
"Uh......!" Looking at the fat man's eyes staring at him as if he were looking at a rapist, Wang Yi resisted the urge to punch the fat man again, and forced a smile: "Of course! My roommate is the same size as you, so I thought he was sleeping in a daze and came to the bathroom. So I wanted to tease him, but I didn't expect to hit the wrong person! I'm really sorry! ”
"Oh! That's good! The fat man patted his chest, breathed a deep sigh of relief, glanced at Wang Yi with slanted eyes, and said angrily: "You guys are playing too hard in the bedroom, and you can kill boring people!" I'm glad I didn't share a room with you. Otherwise, you have to scare the baby to death! ”
"Yes! Be......! Makes you scared! Although the fat man's cheap appearance made Wang Yi want to beat him again. But after all, it was his own fault, and he couldn't and had to apologize according to the fat man's words!
"That's it! All right! Thankfully, I'm in good health! If you change to a thin person, you have to be angry just now, ......! ”
"Yes! Be! I'll pay attention to ...... next time! ”
Fortunately, the fat man's bedroom is not far from the toilet. Wang Yi honestly listened to the fat man's complaints, and then sent him back to the bedroom.
Wang Yi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. This cheap fat man actually made him feel more troublesome than dealing with a dozen or so evil ghosts at the same time!
“MD! This damn evil Xue Yang! "After tossing all night, I was almost taken as a rapist by a fat man. Wang Yi don't mention how aggrieved he is! While greeting Xue Yang's family, he returned to the dormitory ......!
Wang Yi had just slept for more than two hours when he was disturbed by three different alarm clocks on his mobile phone!
Cheng Feng: The three lazy insects are afraid that they won't be able to get up, but they can be regarded as dedicated. Set the phone alarm one by one to blame. Especially Chen Bo, who actually set the mobile phone alarm as the accompaniment of Japanese action movies.
Early in the morning, "Uh-huh!" Ahh How can Wang Yi, a little ghost hunter, stand it. Not to mention that he had already heard it once last night......!
Wang Yi's sleepiness was dissipated in an instant by the three thieves. I feel like I'm just one step away from "one pillar of optimus". Wang Yi got out of bed violently and turned off Chen Bo's perverted alarm!
"Hey! Ay......! Get up! Wang Yi shook the bed of Cheng Feng and the others while pushing Chen Bo, and he also took these three lazy ghosts. Three such weird alarms rang for so long, and they didn't even have the intention of waking up; "I took sleeping pills last night!"
"Uh-huh......!" Chen Bo lazily opened Wang Yi's hand, and said in a daze: "Don't make trouble with your daughter-in-law!" Didn't you just do it last night! Why do you want it......! ”
"I'm ......!" Wang Yiyi's head is black, this guy is probably dreaming of the alarm clock he set!
I thought of the dead fat man's sentence last night: "Indecent! Rape! Wang Yi suddenly felt a depressed breath in his chest. Suddenly it erupted, shaking the bed of the three violently, and yelled: "Get up! Get up! The earthquake ......! ”
"Damn! What the! There was an earthquake! Li Jian sat up suddenly, exclaimed, and jumped out of bed bare-chested!
Cheng Feng was also shaken awake, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Li Jian's little brother dangling in front of his eyes. "Wipe ......! What a ** thing! Cheng Feng exclaimed, and subconsciously stretched out his hand and pulled it over!
"Ahh Wipe......! Forehead! Boss counts you ruthless......! Li Jian clutched his stomach and squatted down in pain!
"Hah! Ha......! Looking at Li Jian who was squatting on the ground in pain, Wang Yi was stunned for a moment, glanced at Cheng Feng, and laughed out loud......!
After such a fuss, the four of them can be regarded as completely sober. Except that Li Jian needs to squat on the ground and slow down for a while. The others began to pack up.
At six o'clock in the morning, Wang Yi and the four of them stood on time on the military training ground. looked at a few freshmen who were standing in a military posture because they were late. Wang Yi couldn't help but sigh, thanks to Chen Bo's perverted ringtone. Otherwise, he tossed last night, and he really wouldn't be able to get up this morning......!
Due to the presence of several military and school leaders, Instructor Zhang did not dare to release the water. After more than two hours of continuous training, the freshmen almost didn't faint!
Until the sun hangs high. Several leaders who were hiding in the shade of the trees felt a little hot. Only then did I drag my "tired" body back to the office and continue to "work"!
See a few leaders go away. Instructor Zhang shouted: "Okay! Rest in place for 20 minutes! ”
"Ahh Damn it! These BIs are finally ...... gone! ”
"Tired of your father......!"
The students wailed, swaying their sore bodies. Some like Chen Bozhi and others simply sat on the ground! Several companies in the distance also rested one after another. Only one company next to it was still standing in the sun in a daze.
"Huh! Look at how that company is still standing and not resting for a while! ”
"I don't know! It can't be that the instructor of that company thinks that the leader is not leaving! ”
Wang Yi looked over, and suddenly secretly surprised: "Eh, I'll go!" That dead fat man was ...... in that company last night! ”
"Instructor Zhang, won't you remind them?" Cheng Feng asked.
Instructor Zhang shook his head with a smile and didn't say anything......!
Due to the absence of the leader, several instructors had no intention of embarrassing them. Except for that unusually strict company, all the company training was basically within their acceptable range!
The morning passed with such an easy pass! During the lunch break, Wang Yi and the four of them went to the nearest second canteen to eat. finally grabbed a seat in the crowd, Cheng Feng and the three of them left him to watch the seat, and they were responsible for grabbing the meal!
After a while, Cheng Feng and the three of them returned triumphantly with four meals. What made Wang Yi quite unhappy was that they were followed by an uninvited guest, Xue Yang.
When I thought of tossing and turning for a night last night, it was all because of the defeat of this guy. Wang Yi suddenly said angrily: "I said Brother Xue, your ghost story is not allowed!" I didn't have anyone to hand me the paper last night! ”
Xue Yang laughed and said disapprerovingly: "Isn't that because the doors of the toilet have been demolished!" ”
"Damn! Brother Xue, you said it earlier! Chen Bo complained: "I scared you so much last night that you didn't dare to go to the toilet all night!" This suffocates my ......! ”
"I didn't lie to you! You must know that in such a big school, there will always be some bizarre things! Xue Yang put on the mysterious look of last night again, and said, "I'll tell you, ......!" ”