81 Tofu

Yang Shi thought that the two of them would be talking about vines and the air, but what Gu Jun said was high-tech.

Yang Shanxin said: "I'll go!" And high-tech here? Make no mistake, don't be too ridiculous! ”

Lang Si was stunned and asked, "What kind of high technology is used?" Where is the high tech? ”

Gu Jun laughed and said, "Little goat, I didn't expect the two of us to have a good heart, and we didn't get through, and the answers you and I said were different." ”

Gu Xue said, "Dad, what kind of high technology are you going to use?" You have high technology, how do I not know? ”

Gu Jun smiled, took out a piece of paper from his arms, and said, "Let's see, what am I holding in my hand?" ”

Lang Si said: "Isn't it just a piece of paper? ”

Gu Jun shook his head and said, "It looks like a piece of paper, but in fact, it ......" said, Gu Jun put the paper in his mouth, chewed it, swallowed it, he tasted it, and said with a happy face, "Actually, it is a piece of sugar, which is particularly delicious." ”

Yang Shan couldn't help but say, "I'll go!" Is it sugar? So chic? Where is it sold? ”

Gu Jun took out the candy paper and said: "I still have it, the price is reasonable, I only charge you one piece, one dollar, you can't buy it and suffer a loss, you can't buy one dollar." ”

Lang Si said: "Uncle Gu, should you still say that if your boss didn't run away with his sister-in-law, you would never have been able to sell it at this price?" ”

Gu Jun said, "Oh, how do you know? ”

Gu Xue sighed and said, "It's not new yet!" Dad, can you be serious! ”

Gu Jun said: "Just kidding, so that the atmosphere will not be particularly embarrassing, to get down to business, in fact, I also want to say, tree vines, air, yes, I think so too!" ”

Gu Jun and Yang Shan looked at each other, and the two of them laughed out loud.

Gu Xue crossed her waist, with a complaining tone, and said, "You two don't laugh, I don't understand what it means, what tree and vine are in the air?" ”

Gu Jun said: "Daughter, the vine is the vine that is built on the tree, and the meaning of the air is to put the vine in the air until it reaches the low woods deep in the swamp. ”

Gu Xue was surprised and said, "What? How do I think it's just a fantasy, can there be such a long vine when the tree vine is over? Besides, how do you go along the vines and grab them with both hands? Does that require strong arm strength to build something and slide along the vines? Can the vines withstand the gravity of man? Dad, this is a joke, I'm afraid that with a tree vine, it can only be an ideal, and if you want to become a reality, it is estimated that ...... Hehe, I'm not very optimistic. ”

At this time, Yang Shirt had already begun to prepare the tree vines, he picked a relatively strong tree vine from the ground, and then coiled it into his hand like a rope, he said: "Look, the tree vine here is not an ordinary tree vine, the geographical location here is special, not only some insects are big and fast, even the plants and some trees are very peculiar, you can take a closer look at these tree vines, they are stronger than ropes!" ”

Lang Si didn't pay attention to it, let Yang Shirt say this, he carefully bent down and picked up a tree vine to look at, and couldn't help but say: "Little goat, you really made you Uncle Lang and I look impressed, that's right, the tree vine looks like there is no water, and it has become a dry skin, but this layer of skin is very strong, and some tree vines are naturally rolled into one place, like nylon rope stacked and rolled together, it is several times stronger, you pick out from the ground, it is the tree vine that is rolled together, wow, look up, these tree vines are wrapped around the tree, It looks really long. ”

"Oh!" Gu Xue seemed to understand, and then she frowned again, she said, "The tree vine is so strong, I am indeed not afraid of breaking it halfway, but I have doubts, how to build the tree vine from here to the low woods?" Even if you throw it over, but there is no one on that end, how can you fix that end? ”

Yang Shirt said: "Actually, this problem is very easy to solve, Uncle Lang, Gu Xue, do you know that climbing high walls or flying tiger claws for rock climbing, as long as you wrap the flying tiger claws at the end of the vine and throw them over, you can fix them there." ”

"Flying Tiger Claw?" Lang Si understood, "But the question is, where is the Flying Tiger Claw?" Could it be that Uncle Gu still has a flying tiger claw? ”

Lang Sizheng was puzzled, Yang Shirt had already climbed the tree, he was really good, climbing the tree as skillfully as an ape, flexible as if it was effortless, but it looked easy, if ordinary people wanted to learn from him to climb the tree, without practicing for a year or two, they couldn't do it at all.

Lang Si stretched out his thumb and said, "Little goat, when did you become so powerful, you reminded me of my grandson's words, if you don't make a sound, it's just a blockbuster!" ”

Gu Jun and Gu Xue were stunned to look at Lang Si, and Lang Si didn't know it.

I saw Yang Yi wrapping the coiled tree vine around his neck.

Gu Jun nodded and said: "Lang Si, do you see it, the tree vine is on his shoulder, because the tree vine is still entangled in the tree, if you want to pull the tree vine down, it is impossible to deadlift, no matter how strong the strength is, as much as possible to break the tree vine, so the little goat can only climb the tree, according to the direction of the tree vine wrapped around the tree to untie, and when it reaches the length he wants, it will be cut with the knife he carries on his waist." ”

Lang Si looked up at Yang Shan, his heart was happy, and he couldn't help but sigh and said: "The little goat can become so powerful, isn't it because he has stayed with me for a long time and has opened his head." ”

Gu Jun and Gu Xue looked at Lang Si together.

Yang Yi climbed around the tree, collected the vine almost enough, took the knife and broke it, tied the two ends of the vine, divided it, and then came down from the tree quickly and steadily.

After coming down, Yang Shirt carefully spread the rope to the ground, he was afraid that the rope would be messy, and told others not to touch, in the advice, Yang Shirt found a branch back, and quickly cut off the branch with a knife, leaving a branch like a slingshot, but this section of the "Ya" shaped branch, the lower section is slightly longer, and the whole branch looks like it is twice as large as the average slingshot.

Gu Xue saw Yang Yi tying one end of the vine to the branch, and she couldn't help but ask Gu Jun: "Dad, is the little goat going to use this branch as a flying tiger claw?" Want to go to the low forest and catch a tree? ”

The poplar shirt was tied, and he got up and looked at the low woods, which were about fifty meters away from here.

Gu Jun nodded and said, "Daughter, you're right, you just want to use this thing to take and lock a place, and then slip along the vines!" ”

Lang Si was not optimistic, he said: "This is difficult, first, this is not a flying tiger claw, throw it over, it is estimated that you can't hold anything, besides, here is a low wood, never fifty meters, fifty meters, so far, can the little goat throw it?" ”

Gu Jun smiled, looking very confident, and said, "Lang Si, have you ever thrown a grenade?" ”

Lang Si shook his head.

Gu Xue said: "I have thrown it, I have gone to participate in the experience of the experience, I remember, there is a standard for being a soldier, throwing a grenade must be more than 30 meters to pass." ”

Gu Jun nodded, and at this time, Yang Yi walked back, and he said, "Grandpa Gu, next, it's your turn, I'm afraid I don't have that ability." ”

So the ancient army walked over, and he tied a longer stone to the end of the dead branch, and said, "Do you know how far I can throw a grenade now when I am old?" ”

Everyone shook their heads.

Gu Jun said: "I can throw more than 100 meters, but this is not a high altitude and open, I can't throw it to a high place, I can only change the way of throwing, throw it forward!" A hundred meters, it certainly can't be reached, but fifty meters, it should be more than enough, and, if nothing else, I can throw it to that position. He pointed to a place.

Following the direction of Gu Jun's finger, Yang Langsi and Gu Xue saw a big tree with a crack in the trunk, and Langsi said in surprise: "I'll go!" Uncle Gu, you mean, you're going to throw the vine into that crack and pull it back, just so that the branch gets stuck in the crack to hold it in place? ”

Gu Xue said in surprise: "The crack of that big tree starts from between the trunk and the branches, the crack does not look big, it is only as wide as a rope, a rope can fall into it, and a thicker wooden stick is too big to enter." ”

Gu Jun clenched the end of the vine in his hand, he had already begun to aim, and said as he aimed: "You're right, that's what I planned!" ”

Lang Si was incredulous, and said: "Oh my God, Uncle Gu, this is not juggling, you are too difficult, if you have more strength, you will go up to the branch part of the tree, and if you have less force, the end of the vine will hit the trunk, but only throw the end of the vine into the section between the trunk and the branch, just when the vine can fall, it will fall into the crack, otherwise, all other situations will be failures!" Little goat, how sure do you think Uncle Gu is! ”

Yang Shi said: "Uncle Lang, borrow a wise quote from yours, grandson said, I don't know if I don't see it, I'm shocked when I see it!" ”

As he spoke, Gu Jun's sharp eyes suddenly condensed, his left leg stepped forward, his right hand grasped the stone and branches, and he exhaled like a gust of wind, throwing the tree vine out, only to see a line drawn out.

However, only hearing the sound of "squeak", the ancient army's movements were deadlocked, and he grinned and said, "Damn! Lao Tzu's waist! Flashed! ”

…… There was no way, the work of throwing the tree vine was back in the hands of Yang Shan.

Everyone looked forward to it, Yang shirt was full of strength, made the same movements as the ancient army, sharp eyes, suddenly condensed, the left leg stepped forward, the right hand held the stone and branches, exhaled like a gust of wind, threw the tree vine, only to see a line drawn out.

Gu Jun covered his waist and said: "The method of throwing grenades is not suitable for the dense forests of the valley, so you can only throw one end of the vine by throwing the method, visually, it is like drawing a line, you see, straight to the low woods on the other side of the swamp, it is enough to see that the strength of the little goat is strong." ”

Lang Si said with certainty: "I cultivated it, that's right." ”

Gu Jun and Gu Xue looked at Lang Si, and Gu Xue couldn't help but say, "Your face is so big." ”

Lang Si asked, "Gu Xue, what did you say?" ”

Gu Xue said: "You have a light on your face. ”

Lang Si was very happy.

I saw that the direction of the vine thrown by the poplar shirt was not biased, and the quasi-head was also surprisingly accurate, but I saw that the vine-shaped branches passed between the cracked trunk and the branches, and the vines fell, just falling into the gap.

At this moment, all the friends were stunned.

"Holy! Little goat, you are a miracle! In ancient times, that could pass through the poplar in a hundred steps! Lang Si gave Yang Shirt a thumbs up.

At this time, Yang Yi began to pull the vine back, and this drag, the end in the low woods was stuck in the crack of the tree, and the task of fixing that end was completed.

And this end outside the swamp, it is much easier to fix, Yang Yi picked up the coiled vine, and went up the tree again, he wanted to fix the vine to a certain position on the high tree, in order to play the effect from high to low, so that if you want to enter the low forest in the swamp, you only need to slip from this end to that end.

After the vine was fixed, Yang Yi said to the three people under the tree: "Okay, it's done, you can go into the forest, in this way, I will go in first, and you will come later!" What do you think? ”

Lang Si said under the tree: "Okay little goat, the situation is urgent now, you don't have to worry about the three of us, you go first, and the three of us will arrive later!" ”

Yang Shirt said: "Then I will go to the opposite side, just wait for you for a while, if you come slowly, I won't take care of you!" ”

Saying that, Yang Shirt pulled out the belt from his waist, took the tree vine, jumped forward, just like a cable car, the whole person hung under the tree vine, swished quickly from a high place, slipped to the crack trunk of the low forest, and perfectly crossed the swamp area.

Lang Si asked Gu Xue to go up the tree first, but Gu Xue was clumsy, and was sent to a certain height by Lang Si, and then couldn't climb, so angry that Lang Si said below: "Gu Xue, you can't do it, how good it would be if you were a man, I don't have to be taboo about anything, I go up with my head, but now I can only let you step on my shoulders." I can guess that you didn't climb a tree when you were a child, you should usually climb a tree or something, otherwise just like now, you won't even be able to climb a tree, how stupid your youth is! ”

Gu Xue hugged the tree tightly, not daring to have a trace of relaxation, she could detect it, a little slack, it would slide down, she didn't want to, she said with a bitter face: "Lao Lang, where can people grow front and back eyes, don't say cool words, who would have thought that there would be today, let's talk about what to do now?" ”

Lang Si climbed up the tree, and he said, "What else can I do!" I can only go up to you! Will you think I'm going to eat your tofu? ”

"up? How to top? How do you eat my tofu? Gu Xue asked.

Gu Jun at the bottom said: "Of course it's your buttocks!" ”

Gu Xue blushed and said, "People are girls!" ”

I saw Lang Si climb the tree neatly, and put his head against Gu Xue's buttocks, Lang Si said: "Don't talk nonsense, time is pressing, you can eat my tofu again in a while, two equals!" ”

Gu Xue was not afraid of sliding down, and stepped up her strength to climb up with complaints.

Gu Jun followed and nodded, he could see that Lang Si was also light and flexible in climbing trees, although he was not as lively as Yang Shan, but he was also a master in the tree climbing world.

On top of Lang Si's head, Gu Xue climbed on top of the tree trunk, and Lang Si then squeezed up.

"Gu Xue!" Lang Si pulled out his belt, he said, "Without further ado, let's hurry over, didn't the little goat say, wait for us to have little time, we can only act together, it is safer, isn't it, take out the belt quickly, swish past!" ”

Gu Xue said with some worry: "But, Lao Lang, I feel that I am weak and weak, and I am a little worried that halfway, I can't grasp it firmly with my two hands and fall!" ”

Lang Si laughed and said, "You stupid girl retreated? Okay, you just let me Langsi eat your tofu again, and then you can eat my tofu again, how about it? ”

Gu Xue couldn't help asking, "What are you going to do?" ”