Three-zero-six, come and let me inhale the European air, the non-chieftain has already died.
"I like you......"
"Don't do this, girl...... Don't don't, don't tear your clothes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info ...... Don't pull it off, pull the clothes down again! ”
The consequence of becoming famous in the first war is like this, now Duanmu has become the dream lover of the girls in the town, even the monkey master is curious, doesn't it mean that the ancient girl is shy, why does she look so shy? Really, Duanmu is now about to be buried with all kinds of small gifts, and the fragrant love letters have boiled two pots of boiling water.
"It should be Cheng Zhu Lixue, who is a scourge of women's thinking, was wiped out by the children of the rivers and lakes before it arose, so these girls are so fierce."
"What is the gentleman talking about?"
Master Monkey's self-talk made Master Li Shizhen and Master Li at a loss, what Cheng Zhu Lixue, what children of the rivers and lakes, he didn't know at all, and he hadn't even heard of it.
"Sir, what will be the effect of this herb if it is added?"
"Oh, aphrodisiac."
"Ouch...... Great stuff! Li Shizhen nodded solemnly, and then made a note in the notebook: "Sir, I am an apprentice, right?" ”
"Why do you worship your family like this? What about ingots candles? ”
"That'...... That's a ...... for the dead."
"Whew...... Right. The monkey master patted his head: "Okay, if you say apprenticeship, apprenticeship." Tassel! Come here, someone wants to apprentice! ”
The tassel who was helping to mix wine in the backyard wiped the potion on his hand and came out dressed like a peasant woman, and was elated: "Where, where! Where is there anyone who wants to apprentice! I'm coming! ”
Li Shizhen was taken aback by this beautiful girl, and looked at the monkey master nervously......
"Tassel door." The monkey master pursed his lips disdainfully: "She is the head." ”
Li Shizhen was stunned for a moment: "Is there really a sect?" ”
"Two of you, add three of you."
Although there are only two people in a sect, Tassel still thinks that having three people is an absolute good thing, so this rich woman who holds all the banknotes of the monkey master actually chartered the entire dining area of the inn and invited the guests here to lunch, and the name is her tassel apprentice......
"Drink this bowl of wine, you are a disciple of my tassel sect! I'll tell you the rules first......"
This charter was finally enjoyed by a second person after the monkey master, but because Lord Li worshiped under the monkey master, ah...... The tassels have grown up a generation, and her tone looks weird, but you can see that she is happy from the bottom of her heart.
And the apprenticeship banquet was also quite grand, but as soon as the diners heard that they were apprentices to learn the art of dispensing, they immediately didn't bother to ask what this tassel door was, anyway, some of them were free to eat.
Duanmu, who was disheveled, stood by the counter with a wine glass, lazily watching the tassels busy and busy, and said a few words to the monkey master from time to time, while Li Shizhen was blindfolded throughout the whole process...... Absolutely unaware of what was going on.
"Stupid action is like this, you don't have to figure out what she thinks, she just needs to be happy."
"You're so spoiled by her." Duanmu shook his head: "Little brother, you are going to have something happen like this." ”
"What could happen?"
"Master and apprentice **** is a big taboo, if you don't want to be a man, do you still want to be a man?"
"Get out! You don't have anything normal in your head, do you? The monkey man leaned on the counter and smoked a homemade cigarette, and then handed one to Duanmu: "Lao Tzu can't be clean with her." ”
"I believe what others say, you?" Duanmu glanced at the monkey master suspiciously: "If there is anyone in this world who can make me feel bad enough to pinch out black water, it must be you." There's no stuffing here, is it? I don't want to be a Liang Feifei. ”
"As for it, that thing is expensive, you don't deserve it!"
"That's good." As soon as the monkey master said this, Duanmu was immediately relieved: he took a small sip of the cigarette and took a small breath: "The first sip is a little spicy, but the dizziness in the back is not bad." ”
"This thing is also addictive, and when the time comes, spend money to buy it from me!"
"Didn't you sell me the formula for alcohol, just have that, and buy it."
"Why did you give the money?"
"No, isn't that earning you money for your work?" Duanmu's face is also invulnerable, he smoked a cigarette and tilted his head to look at the tassel and happily introduced the new little apprentice in her door to others: "What a lovely girl." ”
"Turn your head to Lao Tzu, and then look at the eyeballs and pick out your eyes."
Duanmu tilted his head to the side: "Damn, I'm really afraid of you, you are more evil than the most evil person I have ever seen, I can't afford to mess with you." ”
When the two chatted without a beating, Liang Feifei walked out of the house slowly, smoking a big cigarette and sleeping beautifully, he looked much better, although he still looked a little haggard, but in the end he recovered a lot.
After he came out, he saw the tassel at first sight, then walked to the monkey master's side and looked Duanmu up and down, then turned his head sideways and left the inn with the sword on his back without saying a word.
But he didn't go far, he turned back and came to the monkey master: "That...... Brother Chuxin, can you give me another ...... That ......"
"Forget the worries?"
"Yes!"
"Senior Brother Liang, it's not that I won't give it to you, that really can't be used much! Yesterday I saw that you felt uncomfortable, and I will give you one, but ...... Really, that's medicine. You understand the truth that medicine is three parts poisonous, right? If you use it too much, it will hurt your body and mind, and it will even make your martial arts useless. ”
"I ......" Liang Feifei bit his lip: "Brother Chuxin...... To tell you the truth, I felt that something was missing when I woke up in the morning, and I was uncomfortable scratching my liver, and I am afraid that my illness is still not cured......"
"You're sick of the heart." The monkey master pointed at Duanmu: "It's good to kill this grandson." ”
Liang Feifei raised his eyes and glanced at Duanmu, and then lowered his head stupidly: "The skills are not as good as others...... Skills are not as good as others......"
Taking advantage of this gap, the monkey master and Duanmu glanced at each other with a smile, and then the monkey master took out a big cigarette from the box and put it in front of Liang Feifei, after the arrogant senior brother saw this thing, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he reached out to grab it, but he was quickly put away by the monkey master.
"Senior Brother Liang, I'll give you one at the end. This thing is harmful, you must uphold your heart and not be greedy! ”
"Understood, understood!"
Liang Feifei said and understood, while snatching the golden cigarette with his hand, and did not use the alcohol lamp to light it, stretched out his hand, and directly lit the big cigarette with a spell and took a beautiful puff, the sound was no different from that of any addict!
"Thank you, brother Chuxin."
Liang Feifei, who was addicted to smoking, instantly recovered his posture as a beautiful young man, clasped his fists and saluted the monkey master, then glanced at Duanmu coldly, and walked out arrogantly.
Looking at his back, Duanmu patted his chest: "You didn't look at his smoking eyes, my God...... That's the reincarnation of a hungry ghost. ”
"Heh, that's it, a hungry ghost? It's only the next day. The monkey master picked up the box: "There are twenty here, and in twenty days I will show you what it means to be a human and a ghost." ”
Duanmu actually had a look of fear when he looked at the monkey master again, it was easy to kill people, but it was much more difficult to turn people into another person like him. Just now, he saw with his own eyes that the senior brother of Shushan, who was famous in the rivers and lakes, begging like a dog, that was a Golden Spike Sword Immortal, although his strength was not as good as his own, but it would not be too far behind, but he was actually like a dog in front of the young man in front of him...... A willing dog, how terrible it is to do it.
"What do you see? Would you like to have one too? ”
"You're welcome...... You're so polite. Duanmu waved his hand again and again: "I'm going to eat something, and those who buy wine should come after noon." ”
Duanmu is now a watcher in the afternoon and sells lottery tickets part-time. He has a two-percent cut for every ticket he sells, although it doesn't seem like much, but in fact, more than 100 gold is still casually bought at the end of the day, which is much better than him begging for food, so no one said anything, but everyone acquiesced to this employment relationship.
How to say it, Duanmu's personality is a bit weird, he is a typical kind of person who spends as much as he wants, and he is particularly good at gambling, and now he has not changed since he became a public figure, he will go to the casino every night when he is okay and come back in the middle of the night, the key is that he is a thief, and the salary he paid yesterday came to ask the monkey master to borrow 5,000 gold the next morning, and just paying off the debt is enough for him to be good for a while, so his best way is to work with the monkey master, after all, is the drug lord...... The money comes quickly.
Li Shizhen is a good boy, the current Li Shizhen Li is not the king of herbal medicine, the age of eighteen or nineteen is as simple as snow, the monkey master fooled him casually, so that he agrees with the monkey master's financial concept of robbing the rich and helping the poor, and thinks that selling this poisonous wine to the children of those sect families is to do good deeds for the poor......
Of course, it's more because the monkey master really has real materials, and he wrote half a compendium of materia medica in the morning, and this half of the book simply made Li Shizhen like a treasure, okay, and admired and agreed with the master of the monkey master in his heart.
"The original heart, come on! The apprentice is about to toast. ”
"Just come, come." The monkey master picked up the water cup and walked over: "You let Xiao Li eat something, he is almost drunk." ”
A frolicking apprenticeship banquet was not over until the afternoon, and the tassel that was about to fly happily had already begun to Zhang Luo to tell Li Shizhen that he was going to say that he was a daughter-in-law, and the monkey master finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw her like this. Because this girl has finally turned her attention to others, let's talk about the daughter-in-law...... She really enjoys it.
"Zhenzhen, you can't be like your master, when you are old, you have to marry a daughter-in-law and spread out your branches! When you give birth to a child, the master will teach you swordsmanship, it must be better to practice from an early age, your master is too late to start, otherwise you will definitely be able to become a golden spike at the age of fourteen or fifteen. ”
Li Shizhen stared at the tassel with wide eyes: "Is my master a golden spike now?" ”
"Yes, you don't know? Then what kind of teacher are you worshipping, it is better to worship me and worship me. ”
At this time, the monkey master walked in and put a bottle of shampoo that had just been made and was still warm on the table, and squinted at the tassels: "Is there such a thing as you?" ”
"Hey...... Hey, hey, hey......" Tassel was also a little embarrassed, but she quickly found the point to change the topic and picked up the bottle of shampoo: "What is this?" It's so fragrant, can you eat it? ”
"Eat a fart. Hair washing. The monkey master walked behind the tassel and pinched her hair: "If you have alcohol, you can make a lot of things, this bottle is for you to wash your hair, you can't eat it!" Don't eat it, I'll tell you. ”
"Ah...... It's a pity that I can't eat it so fragrant. ”
The monkey master couldn't communicate with this guy normally, he poured a little slimy shampoo from the bottle, put it in the palm of his hand and poured some water and rubbed it slowly, and then a ball of delicate white bubbles appeared in his hand, and the fragrance of jasmine was completely volatilized, and the whole room was filled with a cheerful fragrance.
"It smells so good! Exhale......" tassel inhales frantically like crazy: "It must be delicious!" ”
"I said I can't eat it!!"
"Oh...... What's the use of not being able to eat. ”
The monkey master was helpless, so he could only slowly explain the role of shampoo to the tassel, and at the same time, Li Shizhen and Master Li's focus was completely different, if it was placed in the hands of someone like Duanmu, he would definitely think that this thing would become a flirtatious artifact, but in Li Shizhen's hands, he was already thinking about how to put He Shou Wu, walnuts, and ginseng into it.
"Master, I think this thing is better than that poisonous wine, lard and soaphorn can be seen everywhere, and the fragrance can also be harmonized by different flowers, if more tonic herbs are added to it, the girl's family will go crazy."
"But it can't be eaten."
"Not everyone knows what to eat like you." The monkey master glanced at the tassel, turned his head and said to Li Shizhen, "You continue." ”
"Who doesn't like such a thing, seizing heaven and earth, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon? Even if it's a female sword fairy, who doesn't like the fragrance on their bodies. ”
"Yes, yes, yes...... This is good, women make money! ”
The monkey master is not interested in Jin Sui and Yin Sui at all, he thinks that making money in ancient times is a fun thing, and it is also quite interesting to be a local tyrant here. As for things like opium wine, to be honest, it's not a long-term solution, sooner or later someone will find out about the problem, and because the recipe needs to be kept secret, the output can't be very large, but these things are different! It's just a huge profit, okay?
And at this moment, the owner of the inn suddenly ran up from downstairs in a hurry, and after seeing the monkey master, he panted and said, "Little brother, it's not good!" ”
"Your daughter is getting married again?"
"It's not! The people of Qingcheng and Shushan are coming to you! ”
"Huh?" The monkey master was stunned: "Looking for me?" What's in their way? ”
"I don't know, you better go down and have a look, it seems that it's still the elders!"
The monkey master touched his head, walked down with his hands behind his back, but the tassel suddenly grabbed him: "Master will go with you!" ”
"You go wash your hair and try it, I can still handle this little scene." The monkey master patted the tassel's head: "Don't worry, there is Duanmu below." (To be continued.) )