"Uh...... It hurts! ”

Lin Yu got up from the small slope on the side of the road, shook his head, looked at the time, it was half past ten, and recalled.

I had just ridden a little electric donkey to go home, and suddenly I was hit on the head by something and fell down a small slope.

"Dare to lie here for so long?"

It's really a moral decline in the world, and no one has helped me when I lie here for so long!

Fortunately, the little electric donkey was not stolen, which cost me a whole month's salary.

Got up and helped the little electric donkey to push onto the road, at this time a Mercedes-Benz drove by, the piercing motor sound made Lin Yu cover his ears, and then, a mobile phone rang suddenly in his ears, and there was an answering sound.

When did your hearing get so good?

"Hey, Xiao Li, today is Ma Xiaorong's birthday, Xiaorong and I went to the Jinrong Club, you go back first, if my wife asks, do you know how to go back?"

"Don't worry, boss, I know."

"Well, that's all."

What's the situation? Where did the voice come from? Lin Yu looked at the Mercedes-Benz that had already driven away, and suddenly found that his eyesight had improved so much, even if it was night, the car had driven out for more than ten kilometers, and the license plate number was still clearly visible.

No, Xiaorong? Isn't this my girlfriend? Today is her birthday.

This is not far from the community where Ma Xiaorong lives, could it be that Xiaorong really betrayed herself?

Lin Yu chuckled in his heart, ignoring his eyesight and hearing abnormalities, and stepped on the little donkey and ran.

Thundered......

At this time, the sound of the plane crossing the sky came, this sound was even louder, Lin Yu looked up, and a passenger plane marked with China Eastern Airlines crossed the air.

This scene frightened him into falling from the little donkey, which is thousands of kilometers, right? I'll it, I can see all of this? I became clairvoyant?

Could it be that after I hit something, my body has a special function?

Lin Yu was overjoyed in his heart, remembering the novels he had read before, and he couldn't figure out that he had also lived in the system.

"The system, the call system, hey, there is no response, sure enough, the novels are all lies."

Lin Yu shook his head, it was already so late, he had to hurry up and ask Ma Xiaorong for clarification.

Speaking of which, Lin Yu's girlfriend is not very beautiful, but she has a good figure, plus since his girlfriend has learned to put on makeup in the past two years, she dresses up every day, which is very tasteful.

Lin Yu knew in his heart, if he hadn't talked to his girlfriend when he was in college, with him now, he wouldn't have been able to catch up with Ma Xiaorong at all!

That's why his classmates made fun of him.

It is for this reason that he actually cares about his girlfriend very much.

On the way back, Lin Yu was a little dizzy, and then found that his eyesight, hearing, and even his sense of smell had become extremely acute, but he didn't care about this, and rushed home in a hurry.

Fortunately, it was not far from Ma Xiaorong's house, and soon, he arrived at the community, climbed to the fifth floor, and before he entered the house, he was keenly aware of the faint smell of smoke in the air!

This is...... The smell of smoke in the Ninety-Five Supreme!

Lin Yu remembered that when he returned to his hometown at the end of last year, his friend who had played since he was a child gave him a cigarette, and he heard that a pack of 100 yuan was 5 yuan, and he was shocked at that time, he couldn't afford to eat this cigarette.

At this time, he himself was taken aback by himself, when was he so awesome, he could smell the brand when he smelled the smoke.

However, perceiving this, Lin Yu's heart sank even more, the people who live in this community are all working-class, and no one can afford to smoke this brand, that is to say, there is a rich person who has passed by here smoking a cigarette.

Not daring to think about it, Lin Yu knocked on the door, but Ma Xiaorong was not there.

He subconsciously sounded on Ma Xiaorong, and Ma Xiaorong's voice actually came from his ears.

"Mr. An, you are really, people celebrate their birthdays, and you actually give such a good gift." The voice came from the entrance of the community.

Lin Yu looked from the window between the corridors, and sure enough, he saw Ma Xiaorong walking out with a man in his forties in his arms, and watched them get into a taxi.

Lin Yu gritted his teeth and looked at this scene, and immediately followed!

Inside the Jinrong Clubhouse.

Ma Xiaorong was dressed up very brightly tonight, because for her birthday this time, Mr. An bought a platinum necklace for her, and found a friend to celebrate her birthday.

Although she had been talking to Lin Yu before, she had already decided to break up with Lin Yu, for her, Mr. An was better than Lin Yu, rich and powerful, and ran a big company, the only bad thing was that she actually had a wife, which made her very depressed.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you have money, unlike that Lin Yu, who has to be careful to even eat a meal, he can't live this day.

Everyone patted Mr. An and Ma Xiaorong's ass, and at the door, Lin Yu's face turned green.

He has always had feelings for Ma Xiaorong, for him, Ma Xiaorong wants to leave him, it's okay, just say it, he will never say a word, but now, Ma Xiaorong hooked up with a married man, and she was unclear with herself, what is this?

Just as Ma Xiaorong was about to cut the cake, the door suddenly opened, and Lin Yu walked in.

"Xiaorong, who is this old guy?" Lin Yu pointed at Mr. An and said.

"Xiaorong, this is ......" Mr. An frowned.

Ma Xiaorong's eyes flickered, and she gritted her teeth and said: "This guy has been stalking me, I have obviously rejected him, but he has been pestering me." ”

"Oh?" Mr. An said calmly: "Turtle, get out, Xiaorong said that she broke up with you, didn't you hear?" ”

Ma Xiaorong said arrogantly: "Did you hear it, get out, otherwise, it will make you look good." ”

Lin Yu sighed and said: "Actually, I don't have to pester you, I just want to make it clear to you, let's break up, because since you want to choose others, you should talk to me." ”

Mr. An's face was full of meat, and at first glance, he looked like he had mixed it when he was young, and waved his hand and said, "Get out." ”

Lin Yu suddenly smiled and said, "I'll give you a blessing before leaving." ”

took out the variety charm he got before, and silently thought in his heart: Let Mr. An fart, the more smelly the better, it is best to smoke it all over the street!

Crumpled the rune paper into a ball and threw it over.

The variant generates fart gas, the target character is Andehao, and the time limit is one hour.

Mr. An took out his wine glass, thinking about having a good time with Ma Xiaorong at night, this kind of sexy stunner is rare, he has spent so much blood, he can't lose it, and suddenly feels like he wants to fart.

"Jump!" There happened to be a long-haired beauty sitting behind, and suddenly her hair was blown up, she covered her nose and hurriedly walked out, muttering: "It's really unlucky, I was jumped by a fart, but why is this Mr. An's fart so powerful?" It's like a high-pressure gas. ”

Although he was unhappy, he didn't dare to say anything at all, after all, they were all engaged in Mr. An's business.

Mr. An covered his fart/share, although it was a little cooler after fart, but after a while, he actually wanted to fart again, twisted his buttocks, and at this time a young man with a wine glass smiled and said: "Come, Mr. An, I toast you with a glass......"

"Cloth ......"

Because he was talking, there was no music in the room, and An Dehao's fart let out a long string, and Lin Yu counted it very clearly, a full ten seconds.

Everyone was embarrassed, and the young man who served the wine was very good at talking, and said, "My fault, my fault." ”

An Dehao pretended to cough, and the chrysanthemum tightened, no, he had already released several farts, and if he put it again, he would lose people.

Then he said, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

Since he was in the middle, there was still someone sitting next to him when he walked out, and halfway through, An Dehao's face turned red, no, he couldn't bear it.

"Jump!"

In an instant, a strong air flow gushed out, and because there were two long-haired literary boys sitting behind them, their hair was suddenly blown to stand on end.

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Both of them coughed and their faces turned red, and they hurriedly stood up, secretly scolding this An Dehao for being absolutely forced to do it on purpose, and jumping at them.

An Dehao said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't hold back for a while." ”

"Hehe, Mr. An, farting means that you are healthy."

"yes, it's okay, isn't it just fart, who doesn't fart." The two said with a clear conscience.

As soon as the words were finished, An Dehao couldn't hold back anymore, "bouncing and ......"

Just like a machine gun, a strong wind actually blew in the closed box, especially the pile of wine bottles on the table, which were actually jumped around.

The scene in front of me made the friends completely stunned, everyone has farted, but what they saw in front of them was incredible, fart can be put like this, it is simply eye-opening, this can be applied for Guinness.

"Uncle An, what are you doing all the time?" Lin Yu said with a sneer.

"You ......" Andrew was about to scold, but this time the fart was stronger, "Knock knock ......"

It's like a cannon, not only is the airflow strong, but now the smell is also strong, Lin Yu was the first to stand it, so he ran out and ran directly.

The people inside couldn't pretend anymore, so they ran out one by one covering their noses, the smell was too sour.

After Lin Yu ran to the side of the road, he immediately laughed happily, and then sighed in his heart, he and Ma Xiaorong are now completely goodbye, and now even if Ma Xiaorong turns back to look for him, he will smile disdainfully.

When he returned to the place he rented, he was surprised to find that the landlord had put all his things at the door, and then he remembered that he had been in arrears for a month.

Touching the only five hundred yuan left in his pocket, he sighed: "Forget it, let's go to the company for one night." ”

It has been two years since Lin Yu graduated, and he entered this technology company, a standard program ape, with the lowest wage, doing the most tiring work, and not having a penny left every month, this is his current state of life.

In early autumn, the weather began to cool, and Lin Yu rode his last possessions, the little electric donkey, towards the company.

The company is located in the center of Jianghai City, is a subsidiary of a listed company, called Dongke Technology, although the company is large, but the competition is also fierce, now the workplace is like this, I cheat, steal and play slippery, a little carelessness may be the end of the squid.

For this reason, Lin Yu was cautious step by step, walking on thin ice, and only now did he get to the present.

On the way to the company, he encountered a building on the road, and there were chaotic sounds in his ears from time to time, most of which were short words from parents who were not nutritious, and they were automatically filtered by him.

It was so painful to be betrayed that he didn't pay much attention to the changes that happened to him.

……

When he got up at the company the next day, he was in a better mood, thinking that it would be better to break up, which was better than being kept in the dark.

Then he spent a busy day, and in the evening, he basically forgot about Ma Xiaorong, he was a little hungry, and he wanted to go out to eat something.

As he passed by a high-end restaurant, his ears moved, and a woman's cry came from the top of the building:

"Woo, I'm so ugly, no one likes me, woo...... What's the point of being alive......"

Rely on the demon, someone wants to jump off the building?

Lin Yu is not a good person, but he will not die without help, so he decided to go up and have a look.

……

The wind was very strong on the roof of the building, blowing Guo Ying's clothes to the sound of hunting, and there were tears hanging from the corners of her eyes, sobbing and scolding angrily about the incident she had just encountered when she went to dinner.

Just now, when she went to eat, the waiter actually said to her, "Sir, we are full......"

Mr? Is he blind?

Guo Ying was so angry that her milk hurt, and both of them hurt!

The wind blew her hair, revealing her snow-white skin, and she lifted her black-rimmed glasses, and sat on the rooftop to look down, which was so high that she was a little scared.

"Hey, as the eldest lady of the Guo Group, I have lacked nothing since I was a child, but why only give me white and rich, why don't you give me beauty?"

Thinking of this, Guo Ying sighed again, took out the mirror and looked at himself, if he took his eyes off and looked at the upper part of his nose, it was really beautiful, but when he looked down, he ......

It's buckteeth, it's buckteeth, it's buckteeth! Say the important thing three times! And it's the kind of buckteeth that are very bad!