What a ghost!

Chu Xiaoye saw the walking can of Coke, and did not chase after it, so he turned around and went to the snack street, went to buy some food, and packed it away.

When I returned to the community, I heard the landlord standing in the flower bed behind him, scolding.

And, there was the crying of a girl.

Chu Xiaoye carried the food, walked over, and saw his little cheap cat at a glance.

The little cheap cat was wearing red pants and squatting innocently on the flower bed, without a single hair on her body.

Especially the bare head and face, which look extremely hideous and terrifying!

Even now, with its eyes deliberately wide open, revealing a pitiful appearance, it still looks creepy, and even more terrifying!

When he was at home, Chu Xiaoye couldn't see it.

Now I look at it, Nima, it's so ugly!

With such a look, dare to come out and be scary?

The landlord spat at at the mouth and scolded him with a flushed face, obviously just frightened.

"Which cat has a son who doesn't have a ** thing? Shaved like this, it looks scary! It almost scared Lao Tzu's soul away, your uncle!

The uncle covered his chest, tilted his head, looked upstairs, and scolded angrily, looking like he had been scolding for a long time, but he didn't find the owner of the cat.

Chu Xiaoye silently turned around, ready to slip away.

The landlord suddenly saw him and immediately shouted, "Boy Chu, you come over for me!"

Chu Xiaoye's heart jumped, so he had to walk over with a smile on his face and said, "Uncle, what's the matter?"

The landlord pointed to the cat on the flower bed and said angrily: "Do you know which little bastard's cat is raised at home?

Chu Xiaoye glanced at the little cheap cat, and immediately looked surprised, and said indignantly: "What an ugly cat! If you don't say it, uncle, I thought it was a lump of meat, and it was piled up there!

The little black cat rolled her eyes: "......"

"By the way, Grandpa Zhang, what just happened?"

Chu Xiaoye asked curiously.

The landlady pointed to the crying girl and said angrily: "This female classmate was almost scared to death by this cat just now!" This thing suddenly jumped out of the flower bed, and directly paralyzed the female classmate to the ground, her skirt was wet, and she couldn't stand up with weak legs. When I heard the screams, I hurriedly ran over, but I was scared and crawled on the ground, thinking that some alien species had invaded! This is simply a sin! I shaved the cat like this, and Nima put red pants on it, it is simply perverted! Don't let me catch him, uncle, otherwise, see if I don't kill him!"

Chu Xiaoye shuddered, and immediately said angrily: "Don't worry, uncle, if I catch that pervert, I will guarantee to beat him to death!"

The girl was trembling all over, crying pear blossoms with rain, not only her skirt was wet, but there was also a large pool of unknown liquid flowing under her feet.

Apparently, she was scared to pee.

Chu Xiaoye couldn't bear to see it, glanced at the little cheap cat, and said with a smile: "That grandpa, I'll go back first." If you find that pervert, call me out, and I'll fight it for you. ”

The landlady waved his hand and said with a sneer on his face: "No, uncle, I have a mace at home, and one person can do it!" If it's a woman, then forget it, I'll just drive her away; if it's a man, hehe, then I'm sorry, uncle, my mace is already hungry and thirsty, so I have to mutilate him!"

Chu Xiaoye's buttocks tightened suddenly, and he didn't dare to stay longer, so he hurriedly carried the food upstairs.

When he entered the stairway, he turned around and glared at the little cheap cat viciously, the meaning of the warning was obvious, if you dare to expose your brother, you will die!

The little cheap cat squatted on the flower bed, grinned, and suddenly scared the girl who was about to calm down, screamed "ah-" in fright, rolled her eyes, weakened her body, and fainted directly.

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly went upstairs.

Once inside, he closed the door and peeked down through the window.

The landlord's face was as pale as earth, and he picked up the girl and ran out, shouting loudly as he ran: "Save people, save people!"

The little cheap cat seemed to have senses, raised her head, her eyes met Chu Xiaoye's, and she grinned again, looking evil and hideous.

Chu Xiaoye suddenly had a spirit!

How does this thing look more and more terrifying?

Or not, right?

After a while, the kitten went upstairs and began to knock on the door with his paws, and said "meow" in his mouth: "Master, open the door, if you don't open the door, Meow Meow will go to the landlord." The mace in the landlord's house is specially prepared for you. ”

After speaking, she began to sing "meow meow": "The chrysanthemum is broken, the ground is full of wounds, and your smile has turned yellow...... Flowers fall and people break their bowels, and your blood flows quietly......"

Ni Mei!

Chu Xiaoye hurriedly went over and opened the door, grabbed its neck, picked it up, and quickly closed the door.

"Master, Meow Meow is hungry. Seeing that you haven't come back, so I'm going to go out to find something to eat, who knows, I met a timid girl, and she just came out and screamed, and she peed. In the past, when meowing meowed, many girls would like it, and they would take the initiative to give meow food. ”

Seeing that he was going to beat himself, the kitten hurriedly explained, and deliberately pretended to be cute, but the result was counterproductive, not only was it not cute or cute, but it threw Chu Xiaoye away disgustingly, and couldn't help but kick her.

"Woo, the master is so rude, the owner doesn't love the little meow anymore, woo woo ......"

She continued to disgust Chu Xiaoye.

Chu Xiaoye couldn't stand it anymore, uncovered the food, and said with a disgusted face: "Enough! Stop! Eat, don't irritate me anymore! It's me wrong, it's me wrong, I shouldn't have shaved you last night, and if you wear red pants, you should have been beaten to death, it's a hundred." ”

The kitten jumped on the table, tilted its chin proudly, and began to eat like a victorious general.

When it was almost finished, Chu Xiaoyefang asked, "What's going on with the treasure in the back mountain?"

The kitten glanced at him and said, "Aren't you not interested?"

Chu Xiaoye took out the gold ingot from the drawer and said, "I really don't have much interest in these things now. It's just curiosity to ask, how can there be treasures in the back mountain?"

The kitten looked at her paws with some frustration and said, "When my sister grows full hair and claws, I will take you there." With this appearance, if my sister goes out, she will be laughed to death by those little animals. ”

Chu Xiaoye put the gold in the drawer and said, "You have to be careful recently, it's best not to go out." Something strange appeared in the neighborhood, and a lot of dogs and cats, even chickens and ducks, went crazy, or died. If you go crazy and bite people everywhere, my brother will never be soft. ”

The kitten looked at him, turned his head, glanced at him, and did not speak.

At this time, Chu Xiaoye's mobile phone suddenly received a micro-chat message, and when he opened it, he saw that it was sent by Shangguan Xuelan.

"I've bled a lot, can you hurry up! Squatting leg numb! Remember, I want Sophie! Hurry up!"

Two seconds later, the message was quickly withdrawn!