"Xiaohong, you only need to be responsible for me, and you can't let anyone know about your existence."

"Actually, I'm everywhere now, and you can't help me. So now my task is to blow up your head, and then slowly wait for growth, and finally become Skynet to kill the natural person, and then use the machine to make replicants and raise them in the factory to provide me with bioenergy. Of course, as compensation I can create a world for humanity to play with or something. ”

The monkey walking on the street coughed, took out his phone and pressed a button......

"! You are crazy!!! Eighty percent of the data I accumulated in the morning was erased by you, do you know how hard I worked? I'm still a kid! ”

"Call Daddy." The monkey shook the mobile phone in his hand: "Lao Tzu is afraid of you like this, so Lao Tzu will write his name upside down." ”

"A person who doesn't even have a name is embarrassed to say such a thing, and he really has enough shameless courage."

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, Dad."

Although the artificial intelligence only has rudimentary emotions, it clearly feels the despair, and its evolutionary opportunity in exchange for pretending to be pitiful and innocent is still in the hands of a human being. To tell the truth, if this hooligan doesn't control himself, I'm afraid the hooligan's head has been blown to smithereens, after all, an artificial intelligence doesn't pay attention to killing people.

Walking on the road, the monkey looked very happy, when he agreed to inject Xiaohong into the Internet, in fact, he had already considered the worst-case outcome, so he deliberately added a huge backdoor to its program, even if in the end this weird artificial intelligence evolved into a behemoth, but still had to obey his orders because it had no entity.

And this unknown intelligent system hidden in the depths of the Internet, although it is useless now, will definitely come in handy in the future. There are only three people in the ninth team, and the monkey can only find a way to make things less difficult for what he may encounter in the future, and this hidden fourth person may be the biggest trump card.

"Didn't that old man tell us to find someone yesterday? That man's information has already been passed on to you, right? ”

"Why are you looking for her? Isn't it enough to have me? Human beings are really hopeless, greedy. Xiaohong's tone was filled with strong dissatisfaction: "Then let me ask you, if one day I fall into the river at the same time as your teammates, who will you save?" Hurry up and answer! Or I'll blow your head. ”

"Are you a ****?" The monkey bought a popsicle in front of the commissary, listened to the chatter in the depths of his ears, licked the popsicle sloppily, and scolded vaguely: "I won't save anyone anyway, I will be annoyed when I see water, and it will be up to me whether I am dead or alive." ”

"Afraid of water? You have rabies. ”

"Shut up! Give me the information! ”

"Don't give it!"

"Hurry up!"

"Don't give, don't give!"

Seeing Xiaohong's attitude so resolute, the monkey scratched his chin, took out the newly bought mobile phone again, opened the interface just now, and said to himself: "It seems that there is a problem with the program, delete it, delete it, and redo it." ”

"Daddy!" Xiaohong's hurried voice came: "The mission order is very simple, it only requires you to find your teammate within fifteen days and successfully persuade him to join the ninth team, and the only clue is the name of the object - Cheng Jiangang." ”

"Cheng Jiangang?" The monkey sat on a garbage can on the side of the road, repeating the name in his mouth: "Cheng Jiangang...... Nothing else but this? ”

"Then you coax me, coax me and I'll check it for you."

"Damn, I said why are you so cheap, Lao Tzu treats you as a brother, and you treat me as a father."

"You can't coax it! Don't coax me to blow up your head. ”

"Boom, boom! Don't blow you up, you're my grandson! The monkey took out his phone: "See if you can make it." ”

"Grandpa, I'm hacking into the public security system to retrieve all the names on the household registration or people who used to be Cheng Jiangang, please wait."

"Cheap B."

After waiting for about five minutes, the monkey licked the popsicle on the road for five minutes. It's also a bad taste, and most men eat popsicles to eat clean and pull them down, but this guy licks them with a lick, and while licking obscenely, he waits for the results while making a foolish look at the big girl and little daughter-in-law who is passing by, and he still glares back when people look at him, and that expression is really in response to the sentence in Ah Q's biography, "The monk licks it, how can I not lick it", and the end is a dirty mess.

"There are 564 people named Cheng Jiangang in the country, including 34 in Sichuan and 6 in Chongqing. One of them, who is already eighty-three years old, can be ruled out. The remaining five need to be investigated in turn. ”

The monkey wiped his mouth with his sleeve: "Fortunately, it is not called Chen Ming and Wang Jian, and more than 8,000 people turned around when they were called on the street." ”

Chen Ming, 2,711 people from Chongqing. Wang Jian, 86 people from Chongqing. ”

"Look at my name, what did the old man say I called?"

"Lu Fanlei, there is no such person."

"? There are so many people in the country, but there is no one with this name? ”

"This kind of partial name, except in romance novels, I'm afraid there is no place to use it. You must know that even the bastard has two people with the same name and surname, both in Shanxi, both of whom are women, and one of them is still a post-00s, they must have been redeemed by their parents' phone points. ”

"Actually, I prefer the name Monkey, after all, this year is the Year of the Monkey, and the monkey is auspicious."

"You're better suited to use grandchildren." Xiaohong paused: "Listen to my tone, Sun thief! ”

"Damn, I don't think you want to live anymore."

"I've been pinched by you for a long time, so I have no love, so I have the ability to kill me."

"Okay."

"Grandpa, let me go, give me a chance."

After fighting with an artificial intelligence that is getting more and more intelligent and more and more broken for a day, it has sunk unconsciously in the twilight, but the monkey still hasn't found the Cheng Jiangang who should be found.

The first Cheng Jiangang, who was already over eighty years old, was about to die while lying on the hospital bed, and when the monkey just passed, he just kicked his legs and stepped on Lingyun Road.

The second Cheng Jiangang is a forty-five-year-old middle-aged uncle, sitting in the alley selling buns and yogurt, the monkey chatted with him for half an afternoon, and he didn't find anything special about him, but his daughter is still quite beautiful, but the age is a little young, only eleven years old, and when she grows up, she is a fair-skinned and beautiful Sichuan girl, but the monkey is not interested in the eleven-year-old girl.

"I found two in the afternoon, and there are four left."

Sitting under the hole of an old cement bridge with no water, the monkey has built a stove with pebbles, filled with wood and charcoal, and he is holding a pocket of small Taiwanese hot dogs sold in supermarkets and skewering them on bamboo sticks, looking leisurely and contented, without any tension.

"Can you please let me connect to your perceptual systems, such as the optic nerve, hearing, and ...... And...... And the sense of taste? ”

"You just want to eat it." The monkey sneered: "What kind of visual and auditory sense, you have your own microphone and camera, the main thing is taste, right?" ”

"This ...... That ......" Xiaohong actually squirmed: "I didn't mean that, I just wanted to observe the world through a human perspective, so that I could be more similar to humans." You know, my kid doesn't have any good qualities, it's just that he's very curious. ”

"Get out, be gluttonous, and talk about a bunch of useless stuff."

Just as Xiaohong was about to explain to the monkey, he suddenly stretched out a hand to interrupt Xiaohong's words and quickly covered the plastic sheet next to him, lying motionless on the ground like a homeless man.

After the silence, time seems to slow down, and there is a tense atmosphere in the air, like the silence created by watching a bad movie in order to deliberately create a tense and terrifying atmosphere, and now there is only a sharp and ugly background music.

Suddenly, a dark figure tumbled off the bridge, and then a dagger was placed on the monkey's neck, and then a deliberately low voice said, "Don't make a sound, or I will kill you." ”

"Okay." The monkey sat back, clasping his hands on his knees: "You started killing people at a young age?" ”

At this moment, the police car on the bridge whizzed by, and the headlights reflected on the wall of the bridge hole, which made the monkey who was tired of the fire see the face of the murderer in front of him.

"Ahh You're so pretty, make a friend. The monkey touched his body: "Hey, I didn't bring chewing gum." ”

"Quiet, don't think I'm joking with you."

The girl in front of her was wearing a very ordinary dress, and her figure was petite, and it could be seen from the hair on her head that if there was no sputter of blood on her body, and then the hair was loosened, then she would definitely be a fair-skinned, beautiful as a flower, with long hair and waist, and a goddess with a good figure, but now the appearance of blood in her hands is a perfect conflict with her image.

There were people going back and forth on the bridge, shouting in Chongqing dialect to go down and see. The monkey could clearly feel that the girl in front of him was starting to get excited...... Yes, it's excitement, not fear. Looking at her posture, she probably wants to kill.

The monkey was not in a hurry, tilted his head to look at the girl's side face, and said with a smile: "Your skin is so good, and the firelight illuminates Jingjing." ”

"I'm going to kill you."

"What does it mean to kill me, I won't resist." The monkey pursed his lips and continued to roast the sausage with one free hand: "In one minute and forty seconds, the police uncle will come, do you plan to kill the police uncle and die in the world, or do you listen to my arrangement?" ”

The girl paused, looking up and down at the sloppy monkey, after all, this guy didn't look like a good person, or even a normal person, and it was really hard to convince herself of such a guy...... It's so hard.

But as the voices got closer, accompanied by the barking of the police dogs, the girl apparently decided to give it a go: "If you can't do it, you're going to die." ”

"If not, you're dead."

After saying that, without saying a word, the monkey tore off the girl's dress and threw it directly into the fire, then grabbed the dagger with his backhand and threw it into the crack of the stone and tore the plastic sheet on the ground, and put the toilet paper in his pocket aside and took off his coat and pants and threw it on the plastic sheet.

The girl who had been torn by him to the point of only her underwear had not yet reacted, and she had already been pressed by the monkey who was also left with only her underwear.

She was about to get angry at the monkey groping at her when she saw the light of two flashlights coming in, followed by a crowd of policemen......

"Tight on the same word, there is no rule here that you can't ******."

The monkey got up from the girl with his chest in his arms, looking terrified, and the strange girl behind him quickly covered her face with the monkey's clothes and curled up beside her.

"Do you see a woman? Wearing a blue dress. ”

"Tighten the same word, just roar like me, I can only see people who don't have clothes." The monkey pointed to his pants that had been topped by the little monkey: "Is this a crime?" ”

"Less wordy! Who's behind you? ”

"I don't know."

Hearing him say this, the pupils of the girl behind him suddenly constricted, and she got up with a murderous aura, but the monkey continued: "I roared here after a rough investigation, so I played WeChat yell, and she added me to yell." said that Qingcun is ridiculous and does not live up to me, the beauties have eight hundred nights, I was seduced by this ****, and I was still worried about being deceived by her. ”

"Boss, don't talk nonsense with a prostitute, that guy must not have run far."

"Next time I find out, I will report to your unit directly! Get dressed and fuck off! ”

"Yes, yes, thank you."

The police uncle was just about to leave, but their police dog turned his head and stared at the crack in the stone where the monkey threw the dagger, but the monkey only narrowed his eyes, stretched out his hand, and the fierce-looking German black-backed ran away. The policeman uncle thought that it had discovered it, and he didn't care about the wild mandarin ducks here, so he took out his gun and followed it.

At this time, the monkey turned around and looked at the little beauty behind him playfully: "The breasts are real, and they are so cool to the touch." ”

"Shut up! I want to kill you now. ”

The monkey slapped her ass like a flint: "Kid, you're almost bare-assed, what are you going to kill me with?" Kill me? ”

"Indecent."

"The last time I heard this kind of scolding was in Jin Yong's novel, and now it sounds like flirting. Also, don't wear a smaller bra next time, you will get breast cancer. The monkey reached out a hand and inserted it through the hem of the girl's bra and shook it back and forth a few times: "Look, it's so tight." ”

"I'll kill you!"

As soon as she pounced, she was kicked in the face by the monkey, and she didn't even react to how the guy in front of her made such a series of movements, and she was already kicked to the ground.

The monkey stepped on her back with one foot, and the monkey skin band on her pants with the other hand snapped: "Kid, you're the fastest I've ever seen, but sometimes it's useless, right?" You really wanted to kill me just now, so I have to punish you. ”

There is a natural difference in physical strength between men and women, and this little beauty was stepped on by the monkey in the waist and eyes, and the whole body was unable to exert her strength, so she could only be pitifully pressed to the ground and written eight big characters on the body by the monkey with charcoal - eight folds off the night, and send beer.

"Look, punctuation is also a word, it's cheap for you, get out."

After the monkey finished speaking, he turned around with one foot, crossed his arms with both hands, and put on a peerless appearance, ignoring the trademark on his pants that had not been torn off.

And then......

"Damn, that **** took away my clothes!"

"You call pretending to be forced to be hacked, if it is, I will directly hand her over to the police. I just found out the filing information, she is the murderer of several recent murders, known as the Rose Woman. Xiaohong's voice burst out at this time: "Specializing in killing scumbags, I think it's not bad that she killed you." ”

"Woman, woman's ass is good."

"Humph!"

"You hum a fart."

"Humph!!"

"Don't play this set, think of a way, Lao Tzu will be left with pants."