Chapter 268: Driver Zhong
As soon as he was concerned about the fish collection, Zhao Huanshu was thinking that if the old farmer who sold it for 800 yuan knew that this thing was a priceless treasure, would he suddenly go directly to the direction of the setting sun to report.
Time back to the interval when Zhao Huanshu helped Mr. Cao to prosper twice, at that time Zhao Huanshu had not yet obtained the fish hidden, and he felt that it had been almost three months since he came to this city in a blink of an eye, although there was no time limit for this mission, but the potential provision for the ghost list to complete the main task once a year was there, Zhao Huanshu still decided to focus on finding a wave of urban legends.
Although Zhao Huanshu knows a lot about the yin ghost, but his main energy is on the task, in terms of knowing people related to the supernatural, Li Delong's network is broader than Zhao Huanshu, after Zhao Huanshu let Li Delong help find a ghost exorcism business, it is best to have something to do with urban legends, this guy will be looking for anyone in his circle all day and night to see if anyone in his circle has been ghosted.
Li Delong inquired about the news very quickly, but in fact, the main thing is that this guy has the motivation of 28 points, this day Li Delong sent a WeChat message to Zhao Huanshu, saying that a bar friend hit a ghost in the city, and it is related to urban legends, so let Zhao Huanshu go to Li Delong's house, that person has now arrived.
After coming to Li Delong's residence, Zhao Huanshu saw a middle-aged man in his forties sitting on the sofa, wearing a set of gray casual clothes, surnamed Zhong, and a truck driver.
Driver Zhong's accent is very strong, even if he speaks Mandarin, Zhao Huanshu can only barely understand, his eye sockets are sunken, he looks like he hasn't rested for a long time, and he is so thin that even the cheekbones on his face are very obvious.
"Are you Master Zhao? How can you be so young! When Driver Zhong saw Zhao Huanshu coming, he seemed to be very dissatisfied with his image as a "master of exorcism".
Because Driver Zhong is older than Zhao Huanshu, Zhao Huanshu directly called him Uncle Zhong: "Uncle Zhong, it doesn't matter if you are young or not, the important thing is that I do have the ability to exorcise ghosts, I believe that Li Delong has already introduced to you the results of my help in exorcizing ghosts during this time." ”
"The result doesn't matter, I don't know if those so-called exorcism success stories and customers are your two childcare." Uncle Zhong saw that Zhao Huanshu's face was not very good-looking, so he immediately said: "Joke, joke, Master Zhao's name My nephew's aunt's uncle's brother-in-law told me, who is that...... I can't remember who it is, it seems that the surname is Peng, anyway, it is someone I know, he has asked you to exorcise ghosts, and it works, so I came to you. ”
Zhao Huanshu said "oh", and asked Uncle Zhong to talk about his situation, because it seems that the condition of the old truck driver is not very good.
Uncle Zhong sighed while smoking, and opened the conversation: "I usually go to the construction site to pull goods in the middle of the night, because my family lives near the construction site, so I have to go through the ghost comb every day!" ”
"You're talking about Shuyuan Street, right?" Zhao Huanshu asked, because from the previous study of urban legends, Zhao Huanshu knew that there was a secluded street called Shuyuan Street in this city, and it was said that when many people walked alone at night, they all saw a woman combing her hair in the middle of that street, and if a car passed by, the car would pass over from the woman, so Shuyuan Street had the nickname of ghost combing hair.
"That's it." Uncle Zhong nodded and said, "Let's talk about the month before last, one night I went to the construction site to prepare to pull goods, I'm embarrassed to say, I had a few drinks with a few friends that day, and this person was also a little ......."
Zhao Huanshu thought that many drunk driving traffic accidents were caused by people like you, and continued to listen to Uncle Zhong talk about his experience: "I was floating, I saw a woman combing her hair in the middle of the road, and her back was facing me, I looked at Emma, this woman was in good shape, and I didn't think much about it when I was drunk, but I just felt that she must be lonely alone!" ”
Then I went over and tapped her on the shoulder, and she brushed her hair, and as soon as the comb pulled her hair, her head fell off! And then that head rolled at my feet, staring at me like I owed her millions! I peed right then. ”
Zhao Huanshu thought to himself when this person still had the heart to joke, but judging from his expression, he looked very serious, so he didn't care about Uncle Zhong's "witty" style.
"I peed at the time, so I ran, I fell and knocked out my front teeth, and one hand was still pressed on the shit, grandma's, make me so angry, if I am a master, you can exorcise ghosts, you have to go back and slap the female ghost twice!" The more Uncle Zhong talked, the more Zhao Huanshu wondered if he was lying, but Li Delong said on the phone that this person had already paid a deposit, and no one would spend 30,000 yuan to tell jokes to others.
"And then, what is the specific situation of your ghost?" Zhao Huanshu continued to ask.
"Ahh ”
"What do you think? The co-pilot saw it at a glance. Li Delong interjected and asked.
"The young man is young, that ghost combs his hair and is awesome," Uncle Zhong continued: "I just think that the co-pilot seems to be floating at any time, green, and a human figure with combed hair, of course that was at the beginning; Later, I heard that the boy's urine can drive away evil spirits, this thing is no more expensive than a talisman and a mage, so I asked my five-year-old nephew to pee a Coke bottle for me, anyway, it doesn't cost money, I usually put the bottle in the passenger seat when I get out of the car. ”
Zhao Huanshu thought to himself that this Uncle Zhong was another Mr. Cao, but Mr. Cao was a neurotic, and Uncle Zhong was another kind of comical neuropathy.
"Speaking of that boy, I get angry!" Uncle Zhong suddenly slapped the table: "One night I misplaced the Coke bottle, and I was so paralyzed that I actually took a big sip of tea!" ”
"Poof!" Zhao Huanshu finally couldn't help laughing, but he immediately bit his tongue and held back.
Uncle Zhong continued: "That's not all! At that time, I was driving, drinking urine, no, accidentally drinking the wrong thing, I suddenly saw that the co-pilot really had a woman in blue! I'm really watching! It's the woman who combed her hair, she was still combing her hair in the co-pilot, and she pulled her head off again! Lao Tzu was so frightened that he hurriedly splashed her with a child's urine, but the ghost was gone, making Lao Tzu full of urine in the driver's seat, and when he went back, he was found by the leader and scolded, and I was in tears at the time, you know? What a is this! ”
Li Delong was listening to cross talk on the side, and he actually took a bag of melon seeds while listening to Uncle Zhong tell about his legendary experience.
Uncle Zhong let out a long sigh: "Then I thought, this ghost will come out when it comes out, anyway, she will drop her head, and she won't bite me, Sun Wukong has seventy-two heads, I estimate that she is not as many as Sun Wukong, maybe she will be fine after the head falls off in a few days, but the day I thought so, it almost happened, and I even lost my job!" ”