Chapter 112: Rejection of Mary Sue 15

It's a pity that there is no dropped mobile phone near her, Wei Ni looked at Ye Qinglin helplessly, "It looks like it's stuck in a corner!" ”

Ye Qinglin took a deep breath, "It's okay, wait!" Someone should come soon."

Wei Ni nodded, and gently tugged at the seat belt that was bound on his body, huh? "My phone should still be there!" Wei Ni carefully pulled up the other strap hanging around his neck, feeling the weight on his hand, Wei Ni was pleasantly surprised, and thought that the bag was long gone, but he didn't expect it to be there.

Wei Ni picked up the bag that fell on the back of his head, slowly pulled it up and hugged him in his arms, hey! Sure enough, the phone is still there! "A lot of missed calls were all made by Jian Zhi and Sun Chaoran." The phone turned on, and she looked at Ye Qinglin beside her.

Ye Qinglin saw Wei Ni Qingxiu's face showing seriousness and tenacity through the light of his white mobile phone, and nodded, "They should already know that something happened."

"That's right, after all, we haven't been back for so long, and we can't get in touch", Wei Ni picked up his mobile phone and was about to call back, "Then I've been back now?" ”

"Hmm!" Ye Qinglin bowed slightly.

"Dut...... Honk...... Honk...... Feed? Xu Xu? Where are you? What's wrong? ”

"Well, listen to me quietly! Our car has fallen off a cliff, and Ye Qinglin and I are not in danger of life at the moment, but we are both injured a little. Location...... At......? Wei Ni said this, and asked Ye Qinglin with his eyes.

"Under the cliff of the third hairpin corner of the track." Ye Qinglin quickly gave the specific location.

Wei Ni immediately repeated, "Under the cliff of the third hairpin corner of the track, well, it is possible that it is not at the bottom of the cliff." When you look for it, you can look at the car marks on the track, it will be a little safer. ”

Ye Qinglin raised his eyebrows beside him, was he worried that he had made a mistake and delayed the rescue time?

"Okay! The signal is very weak here, there is no internet, you call the police and call an ambulance. Wei Ni nodded solemnly in response to the stubbornness on the other end of the phone, and asked Xiang Ye Qinglin again, "Do you have anything else to add?" ”

"Tell Ah Zhi that there is an eighty percent probability that Lu Qin's car has also fallen off the cliff, and he will watch it!" Ye Qinglin added calmly.

How does he know? Wei Ni didn't doubt Ye Qinglin's judgment, but he was just a little curious! And what does it mean to look at it? She didn't think much of it! Wei Ni repeated Ye Qinglin's addition in a trance. Hanging up the phone, Wei Ni suspected that he might have shed a lot of blood, and he was a little dizzy after a little effort, holding the phone and silently closing his eyes.

Ye Qinglin saw that Wei Ni's face was getting paler and paler, and his heart was beating a little fast inexplicably, "Don't sleep!" ”

Wei Ni opened her eyes with her spirit, she also knew that she couldn't sleep, but the situation was out of control, and she responded weakly, "Hmm! ”

"I'll tell you a joke!" Ye Qinglin Trail has begun, "Ask: Who has lived in darkness all their lives?" Answer: Tinker Bell! Q: Why? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers! Ye Qinglin's eyes flashed with pleasure, and it was obvious that he found it very interesting.

Wei Ni looked at Ye Qinglin with a calm expression, it was so cold! Why is there Tinker Bell in this world? Ye Qinglin, a cold iceberg man, actually likes cold jokes? It's fantastic!

"Isn't it funny? Then I'll talk about one more! Ye Qinglin retracted the curvature of the corners of his mouth and continued his career of cold jokes, "Seven years after graduation, I finally took over a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, with a construction period of two months and a cost of 300,000 yuan, but I have to advance money." It was finally done at the end of last year. Today, when people go to the acceptance, they are scolded to death, and they have no money to take it. Damn it! The drawings are reversed, and they are going to dig a well! ”

Yikes! She's getting colder! Is it a lot of blood or is the joke too cold?

"Ahem! Still not funny? What about this? Turtle injured. Let the snail go buy the medicine. 2 hours passed. The snail hasn't come back yet. The turtle hurriedly scolded: If you don't come back, I'll die! At this time, the voice of a snail came from outside the door: "You say that Lao Tzu is not going!" Ye Qinglin held back a smile and paid some attention to Wei Ni's expression with some expectation, and in a blink of an eye, he was a little lost, and the smile on his face was gone.

"One day, Eggplant was walking down the street when he suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its snot and said angrily, "TMD is taking a group photo again!" ”

"Q: What's your last name? A: My surname is Wei! Q: What is Wei? Answer: No, my father's surname is Wei, my surname is Wei! ”

"Q: Why can't you tell bad jokes by the sea? Answer: It should cause laughter (howling)! Ye Qinglin racked his brains, but he really couldn't think of it, so he stopped. The laugh is too high!

Ye Qinglin stopped, Wei Ni secretly breathed a long sigh of relief, and finally stopped! It's a collection of cold jokes! A person is set up as a cold iceberg man, and he watches cold jokes all day long, won't the character collapse down? Or is there a sullen man living inside? When I thought that Ye Qinglin might be sitting alone in the study, secretly rubbing and watching cold jokes, I was a little indescribable when I looked at Ye Qinglin again.

Wei Ni felt that her body was still cold, she was very worried that she would faint if she continued to be cold, so she took the initiative to provoke a topic of interest, "Why do you have so many cold jokes?" ”

Ye Qinglin saw that Wei Ni's lips were a little blue, and knew that she was in a very bad state now, "Well, I couldn't laugh when I was a child, so my grandfather bought me books like "Bad Jokes", and asked me to tell it and make my family laugh, which is my task. ”

It's miserable! A cold iceberg has been transformed into a sullen iceberg inside and outside, and life must be as lonely as snow! Praise against his will, "Then your grandfather is quite good at educating children!" ”

Ye Qinglin's eyes were slightly gentle, "Hmm! ”

It seems that the relationship between the two is very good!

"And then? Tell me about you! Wei Ni really didn't have the energy to use his brain, and he didn't want to bother talking.

Ye Qinglin saw that Wei Ni looked like he was about to faint at any time and agreed, "There are five people in the family, grandfather, parents, and sister." Since I was a child, I had to study a lot of lessons and didn't have time to play. Everything is going according to the arrangement of the family, I joined the family business last year, and everything is adapting well so far! ”

"Finished?" Wei Ni struggled to recall, wondering if he had just been in a trance and missed a lot?

"Hmm!" Ye Qinglin frowned, what?

"Oh!" How can you talk about cold jokes and talk about them?

I want to sleep! Will it be faster to recover after sleeping? Wei Ni forgot the medicine he had studied at all, and sure enough, if he didn't use the knowledge, he would forget it!

"Xu Xu?" Ye Qinglin was a little anxious!

"Huh?"

"Don't sleep! Hold on a little longer! Ye Qinglin's face was not very good.

"Good!" Wei Ni picked up his phone and looked at the time, it had only been 15 minutes, and it always felt like a long time was dripping an hourglass!