Chapter 130: Impotence and Premature Ejaculation
Hearing Liu Yan call her husband, Bai Yang was stunned for a while, and when he reacted, his face suddenly showed a look of great excitement.
"You, what are you calling me?" He asked, incredulous.
Liu Yan lowered her head and said softly, "Husband." ”
Bai Yang excitedly grabbed Liu Yan's shoulder, but soon he realized that his strength was too great, his hand stopped in the air, and finally gently put it on Liu Yan's shoulder, and said very happily: "Liu Yan, no, wife, you, do you know, I'm very happy now, really, I'm really happy." ”
After speaking, he excitedly picked up Liu Yan from the sofa, and was about to turn around, until he heard Liu Yan screaming in his arms, and he didn't stop moving.
"Husband, don't, don't do this, it will hurt the baby." Liu Yan clutched Poplar's clothes tightly and pleaded.
Hearing Liu Yan say this, Bai Yang hurriedly put the other party back on the sofa gently, with a look of embarrassment on his face, and asked with concern: "Wife, I'm sorry, I was a little carried away just now, is the baby okay?" ”
Liu Yan touched her bulging lower abdomen, shook her head with a smile and said, "Well, it's fine." ”
"Wife, aren't you going to grandma's house tonight?" Bai Yang gently stroked Liu Yan's lower abdomen and asked with a happy face.
Liu Yan looked at Bai Yang with a smile, blushed and said, "Grandma said, let me take you over to see her." ”
Hearing Liu Yan's words, Baiyang suddenly became a little nervous for some reason, as if he had a feeling of meeting his parents.
Grandma Wang's house, Bai Yang has not been to it, and he has been there more than once, and this time he accompanied Liu Yan to come over, which made him feel unprecedented restraint.
"Wife, why don't I go buy some gifts?" They have all come to the downstairs of the residential building where Grandma Wang lives, and Bai Yang still asked with a little twisted expression.
Liu Yan smiled and shook her head and said, "I really don't need it, I want to buy a gift, let's buy it next time." ”
Because of Liu Yan's insistence, Baiyang could only give up, and then followed the other party up the stairs.
When the two stepped into the door, they saw Lu Feng, the kid, sitting on the sofa in the living room with Grandma Wang chatting.
Lu Feng saw Bai Yang and his elder sister walking in hand in hand, his eyes suddenly widened, revealing an unbelievable look.
It's not that he doesn't know the relationship between Poplar and his sister, but he remembers that last time his sister told him to keep it a secret for her, why did he sell himself in the blink of an eye?
But this guy is also very ghostly, since his sister has brought the man home, he naturally won't continue to pretend, and hurriedly exclaimed excitedly: "Brother-in-law! ”
Seeing Lu Feng hanging on his right arm like a koala, Poplar was speechless.
However, he can also feel it, now Lu Feng's strength is much stronger than before, it is obvious that the five Ten Perfect Pills he gave to the other party have probably been eaten up by the other party, which makes him very puzzled, and he forgot to tell the other party when he was happy for a while, this kind of elixir cannot be eaten continuously, and the effect of continuous consumption in the short term will be greatly reduced.
"Brother-in-law, no wonder my sister said today that I don't need to pick her up, it turns out that you are also here!" Lu Feng said abruptly.
Bai Yang touched his nose and couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, can he say that he didn't plan to come over before, did your old lady insist on dragging herself over?
At this time, Grandma Wang, who was sitting on the sofa, beckoned to Bai Yang kindly, resolving his embarrassment.
"Xiao Yang, come and sit." Grandma Wang said with a smile.
Bai Yang looked at Liu Yan and said softly, "Grandma let me go." ”
"Well, go over and talk to grandma, I'll go to the kitchen and prepare dinner for you." Liu Yan nodded and said with a smile.
"Okay, then be careful yourself." Poplar nodded and instructed.
Then he handed the vegetable bag in his right hand to Lu Feng, and he took the things into the kitchen.
Taking the vegetable bag from Bai Yang's hand, Lu Feng was very reluctant in his heart, but when he thought that he had to pat his master's sycophants to get more Shiquan Dan, he could only pinch his nose and admit it.
After Bai Yang reached Grandma Wang's side, he respectfully shouted, "Grandma." ”
Grandma Wang grabbed Bai Yang's left hand and put it on her right leg, smiled and asked, "Xiao Yang, you haven't been here to see Grandma for a long time, right?" ”
Poplar nodded awkwardly.
"Grandma knows that you are a good boy, and it can be seen that you like Xiaoyan very much, but grandma still wants to ask you, do you have any plans for the future?" Grandma Wang asked kindly.
Bai Yang thought for a while and whispered: "Grandma, don't worry, I will definitely be a good husband in the future and take care of Liu Yan and the children." ”
I didn't want Grandma Wang to shake her head and sighed: "Child, you haven't understood what grandma means, grandma wants to ask you, do you have a proper job now?" ”
Job? Poplar couldn't help but be stunned, but he quickly understood why his grandmother asked this, which made him wonder why he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
But after calming down and thinking about it, I also feel that there is nothing wrong with Grandma Wang asking this, Liu Yan is her granddaughter after all, she naturally does not want her granddaughter to suffer and be wronged, this is human nature.
"Grandma, don't worry, I'm working in a car factory right now." Poplar nodded and said.
"The car factory?" Grandma Wang couldn't help but be stunned, and just as she wanted to ask something, Lu Feng walked out of the kitchen.
Seeing Lu Feng come out, Grandma Wang immediately closed her mouth again, obviously she didn't want what she said to Baiyang to be heard by others.
As soon as Lu Feng came out, he ran to Bai Yang's side and sat down with some excitement.
Then he mysteriously leaned into Bai Yang's ear and asked, "Master, can you come out with me?" ”
Bai Yang turned his head and looked carefully at Lu Feng's face, thinking that it would be bad for this kid to find him, so he decisively refused: "I'm not free." ”
"Master, please, please." Lu Feng hugged Poplar's arm and said coquettishly.
"Xiaofeng, do you have something to do with Xiao Yang?" Grandma Wang on the side asked puzzled.
Lu Feng's eyes rolled, and he immediately nodded and said, "Grandma, the tire was accidentally punctured when I came, so I want Master to go down and change the tire with me." ”
Bai Yang was dumbfounded, "Your sister, it's really fake, and this kind of reason can be found, aren't you trapping me in injustice?" The sweat in his heart, he felt that his image in Grandma Wang's mind must have dropped a lot, which made him suddenly angry.
"Seriously?" Grandma Wang asked with a worried look on her face.
"It's not serious, it's not serious, just change the spare tire." Lu Feng hurriedly shook his head and said.
Grandma Wang nodded, then turned her head to look at Bai Yang, and said with a kind face: "Xiao Yang, please go and help Xiao Feng change the tire, you don't have to accompany my old wife here." ”
Bai Yang touched his nose, nodded awkwardly and said, "Okay, then I'll go out with Xiaofeng first." ”
After walking out of the door, Poplar really wanted to kick the smug Lu Feng and kick the other party down the stairs directly.
Of course, in the end, he naturally didn't do this, he could only stare dryly, and he only had to stare dryly.
"Is it really a flat tire?" He asked with a cold face.
"Master, brother-in-law, don't be angry, whoever told you to refuse to come out with me, I can only make a decision like this." Lu Feng said with a hippie smile.
"Oh, am I to blame?" Poplar asked rhetorically with a glare.
Lu Feng touched his nose, laughed a few times and said, "Brother-in-law, you have a lot of adults, and besides, I am also the hero who helped you soak my sister, you can't unload the mill and kill the donkey, right?" ”
"Yo, even if you are self-aware, you know that you are a donkey." Poplar sneered.
"Hehe, I'm a donkey, I'm just a little donkey, brother-in-law, are you angry now, you won't see me like a little donkey, right?" Lu Feng smiled and played scoundrel with a smile.
In the face of this brother-in-law, Poplar is really helpless.
He shook his head and asked, "What the hell is looking for me?" Say it quickly, and I'll go back if you don't say it. ”
"Don't, don't." Lu Feng hurriedly grabbed Bai Yang's arm and asked with a grin, "Master, can you give me some more of that Ten Perfection Pills?" ”
"You have eaten all the five Ten Perfection Pills that you gave you last time?" Poplar asked with a smirk.
Lu Feng's chick nodded like a peck of rice, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, I have eaten it all, otherwise I wouldn't have asked Master for it." ”
Bai Yang frowned and pretended to be very heavy, and said, "I forgot to tell you last time, this elixir will have very serious consequences if eaten at one time. ”
Lu Feng couldn't help but be stunned, and asked weakly, "Master, what are the consequences?" ”
Poplar groaned, pretending to be embarrassed.
"Master, please, don't hang people's appetites, okay?" Lu Feng pleaded anxiously.
"Have you ever heard of the Sunflower Treasure Book?" Poplar asked with a serious face.
Lu Feng's eyes instantly widened, and he said in horror: "Master, Master, don't scare me. ”
"Don't worry, I won't let you become a eunuch." Poplar gently patted Lu Feng's shoulder and comforted.
Hearing Bai Yang say this, Lu Feng immediately breathed a sigh of relief, then rolled his eyes and asked, "Master, then what are you doing with the Sunflower Treasure Book inexplicably?" ”
"Just an example." Poplar said seriously.
"For example?" Lu Feng asked puzzled.
Bai Yang nodded seriously, and said casually: "Although it will not become a eunuch, it will make you impotent and premature ejaculation." ”
Lu Feng was suddenly frightened, and his mouth was so wide that he could almost fit it into a fist.
"Don't, Master, what can I do, I don't want impotence and premature ejaculation, Master, save me!" Lu Feng grabbed Poplar's left arm and begged for help.
Poplar shook his head, sighed, and said, "I can't save this." ”
"Ah, don't, Master, you can't leave me alone, my dad still expects me to pass on the lineage to him!" Lu Feng shook Poplar's left hand and said.
At this time, a young woman who walked up from downstairs glanced at the two of them in surprise when she heard Lu Feng's words, and the two of them couldn't help but be a little hairy.
After the woman walked upstairs, Bai Yang hurriedly broke free from the other party's grasp, and couldn't help crying and laughing: "Don't pester me, I really can't help it." ”
Lu Feng also touched his nose with an embarrassed face, and after carefully looking at Bai Yang's demeanor, he asked tentatively, "Master, you must be lying to me, right?" ”
Hearing Lu Feng ask, Bai Yang immediately returned to his serious appearance and said, "You can press your lower abdomen by yourself to see if there is a slight pain, and you will know if I lied to you." ”
Lu Feng subconsciously pressed his lower abdomen, and he really felt a slight pain, which made his ruddy face instantly pale.
"Master, I, I really feel a little pain, I, what should I do, what should I do?"
Seeing Lu Feng's six gods without a master and flustered appearance, Bai Yang knew that the joke was almost over, so he stopped and said, "Okay, okay, it's not a big deal." ”
"Master, what do you mean it's not a big deal, aren't you in a hurry if it's you?" Lu Feng asked with a sad expression.
Bai Yang touched his nose in embarrassment, and asked with a smile: "To be honest, are you really eating all five Ten Perfect Pills?" ”
Lu Feng hesitated for a moment, and finally smiled bitterly: "I only ate four, and I gave one Shiquan Pill to Xiao Ai." ”