Chapter Twenty-Seven: Niu Baba
"Bad guy, what are you going to do? You were laughing so weirdly just now, did you want to do something bad to this woman's legs? A certain curious elf shuddered unconsciously, staring vigorously at the deskinned unicorn beef, and squeezing his eyebrows as if to see something bad in it.
"Fresh meat won't spoil long if it's not treated, but you haven't started to get your hind leg this time, just peel the skin and put it over there, by the way, what are you doing here with a big bag? Did you take it wrong, shouldn't you, I don't have those things of yours in these bags. â
Raihi's eyes rolled, and she immediately straightened up solemnly, "After careful consideration and precise calculation by this woman, these are more food and gold coins for me, and I will return them to you." How can an elf like me, who is full of honor, take more loot that does not belong to him! â
Lin Ze paused in his hand, tilted his head and looked at the elf next to him who looked very serious, thinking suspiciously, from the purchase of this small manor to the current scene, especially the matter of getting along with the neighbor next door, well, yes, it must be her! Lin Ze sighed with emotion, "Your sister is really principled~"
The girl smiled, "That's the most stupid in my family...... Uh-cough~" Suddenly Lexi reacted to something, her voice lowered, and she continued, "The most~ like me~ Ah, don't say much, I put things here, you haven't said it yet, what are you going to do?" â
"Oh, feel free to put it away", Lin Ze said indifferently, in his eyes, the only things that can be regarded as trophies are weapons, armor and gold coins, as for the heart and liver of a certain heroine, well, it is not a treasured precious wine, it is too heavy to carry, and it is exactly like this, so the average method is used in terms of gold coins, which is to compensate for the part of the weapon armor, but people think that the distribution standard of the loot is different, so there is no way, "I am going to be a cow, your share is not moving." â
"Cow dry? What kind of strange thing is this, is it delicious? â
"Is this ......" Lin Ze thought about it carefully, "It's definitely better than barbecue!" â
"Yes! Then let's dry the legs of this woman~" The girl nodded very affirmatively, and then walked to the kitchen with her head held high, "This woman will inspect the food of the whining hair." â
Looking at a certain elf who swaggered into his kitchen, he could imagine the next chicken, flying and dog jumping, Lin Ze rolled his eyes, turned his head and continued to do his own thing.
Damn, stinky stupid~ bad stupid! The woman missed the meal, the girl tilted her head pitifully, and took a big breath, it was so fragrant, what kind of taste? She looked around, it was so clean, hateful, how could she even whine...... Lexi looked at the plush special dinner plate on the ground next to the cabinet, this licking is too bright, hateful little plush~
"Woo~~" A little tiger head with messy hair stretched out from under the cabinet, and dared to move the tiger master's rice bowl, the tiger master was very angry, but when the little plush saw who it was, he quickly stomped back and shrank back, and then a powder fist knocked on the place where the little guy stretched out his head just now.
Bastard whining, this woman will come to inspect your food in the future, hum! Wait~ What is this, just now due to the angle problem, I thought the big wooden bowl placed here in the cabinet was empty, but I didn't expect there to be something.
What kind of strange food is this? A certain woman flew to the cupboard, Ida sour cheese strips? Suck~Suck~ No, it's not the taste of Ada's liver, how can there be a wheat fragrance? Could it be some new type of brown bread? It's not right, there's no weird sour taste, Lexi took the golden yellow strip of food with two fingers in front of her eyes and looked at it over and over, no, this woman can't help but move!
Woo, too, too delicious~ There is no sour taste at all, and it is particularly soft, no, it is not the kind of soft white bread in memory, it should be called crispy and loose, and the most important thing is that this thing is sweet, woo woo~ How long has this woman not eaten sweets, last time I finally got some honey, I was not willing to eat it, I sold it all, I didn't expect that this special bread would be sweet, the hateful bad guy is really too luxurious, but I like it~
"Bad guy~I ask you something~" A timid head peeked out from the side of the door, "You usually have to mortgage something to borrow, right?" â
Lin Ze made a move in his hand, and thought about it very seriously, renting things and loans can also be regarded as borrowing, otherwise how can it be called leasing and borrowing, and then he replied seriously, "Generally speaking, yes." â
"Ahh It's great", the girl ran out with something in her arms, grabbed the door, and then floated from outside the courtyard with a sentence, "This woman's leg is borrowed from you!" â
Lin Ze: ......
"Blade's action is well planned, why did you choose this executor?"
"According to the investigation, this elf has a close relationship with the target, and likes to be cheap, easy to buy, and most importantly, he is not a professional and knows nothing about magical items."
"What about the other side?" Sharp Tip thought carefully for a moment and continued to ask.
"According to the analysis of the data collected by the grip, that little man is just a beginner magician, and it is even very likely that he is an outcast who was driven out of the tower of the secret realm, that is, he is just like us."
"Outcasts...... playing with the dagger in his hand for a while, he said, "We are well-organized assassins and thieves, not liars, you have to remember." â
"Yes, Your Excellency, I lost my words."
"Tell Blade to get ready to execute your plan."
"Yes! Your Excellency, what about the manor? Blade asked respectfully.
"Stop the operation over there, the human and the snake girl have returned, and if the hidden danger on the warbler's side is not solved, any action will be in vain."
"Yes!"
After Blade left, the masked elf took out an old notepad and flipped through it, "What I have is patience, old fellow, I will find the secret you hid......"
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Dinner is still rye porridge that can show shadows, but this time there is an extra plate on the table, containing a few pieces of cut Ida yogurt, and Lesa is sitting at the table and eating it violently, "Second sister, you are back, come quickly, otherwise I will finish eating~ Hey, what is hidden in your arms?" â
"Eat, eat, eat! Just know how to eat, stinky and delicate, in addition to eating and using, can you think of something else in your brain! These things of mine have nothing to do with you, you should eat yours quickly. â
"What~ How to meditate when you're hungry, this is what the teacher taught me, it's called Rice Full~" Lesa pouted.
"Cut~ That obviously means eating and sleeping well, let me tell you, little dwarfs are unreliable~ I've seen a lot!" Reich thought back to all the little dwarfs she had met before, including the one who yelled that it was unscientific, yes, unreliable! Not to mention the rumored people who made a strange device to bake themselves to ashes.
"Hmph, stinky second sister, ignore you!"
"It's better to ignore it, just save a share", a certain woman turned her head and immediately put on a smiling face, "Dumb, come and taste it, this is the new food I found~"
"Second sister, let me try it~" Lesa immediately forgot what she just said.
"Go~ It's none of your business!"
"What is this? Where did it come from? Leia looked serious.
"This ...... It's called ...... Yes! This is called rhubarb, come and be stupid, try it~"
"Poof~ rhubarb? Second sister, this is your name~haha~"
"What's your business, stinky Jiaojiao, it's not your share anyway!"
LÊa took a so-called rhubarb strip, gently broke off a small piece, looked at it carefully, and then put it on the tip of her nose, huh? The taste of bubble grass, as an ace warbler, plant identification and basic alchemy are skills that must be mastered, bubble grass as an alchemy raw material, is the main material for making external simple hemostatic coating, and even in some emergency situations, you can directly use bubble grass powder and flour to mix and smear the wound to stop bleeding, and it is completely okay to eat it, Leia put the small piece that was broken off into her mouth, her eyes lit up, delicious! I didn't expect it to be so delicious, yes, the bubble grass has a slight sweetness when it is fresh, and she handed the remaining piece of rhubarb in her hand to Lace, who was staring at her, and then looked at Lacey.
"How did this thing come about?"
Sure enough, Stinky Jiaojiao is the best at pretending to be pitiful and coquettish, and Lexi pouted, "The bad guy said what to do, and this woman lent him her legs, these are collateral." â
"Poof~ Daddy Cow? Second sister, are you sure you call it that? Lesa was about to eat it, but when she heard such a funny thing, she immediately squirted.
"Stinky Jiaojiao hurry up and eat yours, come back if you don't eat it! The bad guy is obviously called Niu Baba, how do I know why it's called this! Lei Xi waved her little fist at the little sister, "Oops~ Dumbfounded, why am I wrong again~ It hurts, let go, I know it's wrong~"
Leia pinched Rei's face angrily, "Don't you know that the collateral has to be repaid!" â
"What? It's impossible, those green-skinned dwarfs never pay back their collateral! Rahi managed to break free and protested loudly.
"Those greedy green-skinned dwarfs are goblins!"
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