Chapter 47 This is not a car to kindergarten
"Then she must have been on her clothes, at this time you need to buy her model of underwear, as well as clothes, of course, you can not buy clothes, give her your shirt, uniform temptation, but you can only see that you can't eat, I suggest you don't do it." Qi Guang's obscene aura could be felt through the phone.
"Do you still want the year-end bonus?" Lu Li is a direct threat.
"Okay, okay, you're an uncle, clothes, underwear, sanitary napkins, brown sugar." Qi Guang was directly stunned.
"What do you want brown sugar for?"
"Cook her a brown sugar water, the girl's stomach doesn't hurt so much when she drinks brown sugar water."
"Oh, hang up."
"Hey, hey, wait, as a person who came over, I advise you, you must not fight bloodily."
Lu Li didn't understand what the bloody battle was at first, and was about to ask, when he suddenly thought of Qi Guang's obscene thoughts, and he didn't understand anything, so he hung up the phone directly.
"Hehe, yo, the 10,000-year-old iron tree has bloomed." Qi Guangzheng was smiling obscenely, and was suddenly pinched by Jiahui on his waist, "Ah~!" Hurt! Hurt! You murdered your own husband! ”
"Who made you laugh so lewdly, I'm hungry, go out and buy me something to eat." Jiahui kicked Qi Guang off the bed.
"You woman, you can't be gentle, look at people..."Qi Guang felt a murderous aura and hurriedly stopped.
"Who are the people? Well? Feelings: You've also enjoyed the gentle treatment of others, haven't you? ”
"I mean aunt, your mother, you see that your mother talks and acts gently and gently all day long, and you also study hard with your mother." Qi Guang hurriedly re-exported.
"Oh~ my mom, my mom is much more scary to my dad than me, are you sure you want me to learn from my mom?" Jiahui smiled softly and gently, and the words she said were not gentle at all.
"No, baby, you are the best in my heart, where to learn from others. I'm hungry, right, wait for my husband, my husband will buy you food, you are obedient at home. Qi Guang hurriedly dressed and went to wash when he spoke, Mom, it's terrible, women really can't be provoked, especially not to say that others are better than her in front of her, otherwise it will be a vicious battle.
After Lu Li went out, Shu Yao hurriedly got up, padded the paper first, and saw that the bed was stained a little, so he hurriedly pulled out the sheets and put them in the washing machine to start washing.
Lu Li hung up the phone and went straight to the mall, the first floor was the supermarket, Lu Li went directly to the supermarket to buy brown sugar, and then went to buy sanitary napkins, Lu Li hesitated when choosing a brand, stood in front of the sanitary napkin and looked at it for a long time, so that the sales aunt looked at him not quite right.
"Young man, did you buy it for your girlfriend?" Auntie couldn't help but ask when she saw him standing here for so long.
"Hmm." Lu Li touched his nose and replied with some embarrassment.
"Do you need an aunt to recommend it to you, does your girlfriend like to use cotton or net? Is there any use for the usual brand? For example, Sophie, Hushubao, Seven Degrees Space, Gaojiesi..."
"Thank you, Auntie, no need..."Lu Li hurriedly took a few bags on the shelf and left in a hurry, no matter how he looked at his back, he ran away a little deserted, he didn't know what was good, so he picked the expensive ones, and took some of the cotton nets for day and night.
"Now this young man is so good, not to mention handsome, and he also helps his girlfriend buy sanitary napkins, alas, if I were twenty years younger, I would definitely choose this, how can I look like the old man at home..."The aunt looked at Lu Li's back and said to herself.
Lu Li heard his aunt's words and walked faster.
"Hello, do you have a membership card?" The cashier asked after settling out.
"Nope."
As soon as the cashier heard this voice, he immediately looked up, and this voice was very familiar. Looking at the man in front of him... It's not... Buying sanitary napkins? The male god has a girlfriend? Still buy sanitary napkins?!
In line with professional ethics, the cashier immediately finished settling, and when Lu Li left with the bag, she secretly patted her back, and then hurriedly settled for the next customer.
After buying, Lu Li went to the second floor of the mall, and bought a skirt and a set of underwear at the place where women's clothes were sold. Because Lu Li checked Baidu, it is best for girls not to wear leggings during menstruation.
Lu Li was already recognized by the cashier when he bought sanitary napkins, so when he bought clothes, he was only recognized by more people.
More and more people took pictures of him, so Lu Li bought clothes, took his things and left quickly.
Lu Li just left, #陆离买女装 ##陆离买卫生巾##陆离女朋友#等等就迅速地登上了微博头条, but the attention of netizens is not on Lu Li having a girlfriend, but on other aspects.
Lu Lijia's little wife: At that time, the blogger who spread rumors that my Oba was gay dared to stand up and let me see if your face was swollen?
Lu Li's little fan sister: My male god is handsome, helping my girlfriend buy sanitary napkins and clothes... What did I make up in my brain? Parking, this is not a car to kindergarten.
Lu Li's little fan brother: The male god has a girlfriend, I don't have a chance... [Crying] [Crying]
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But the ups and downs on the Internet Lu Li and Shu Yao didn't know, and there were even Lu Li's fans who called her back to post Weibo under Shu Yao's vest, because Shu Yao hadn't updated Weibo for several days, a person who was so active, went around all kinds of news about Lu Li all day long, and suddenly there was no news, and everyone thought something had happened to her.
As soon as Shu Yao washed the sheets and put them on the drying table, Lu Li came back with a large bag and a small bag, and Shu Yao asked in astonishment, "What did you buy?" ”
So many sanitary napkins in that bag... Shu Jiao looked at his head and his head was big.
"Doesn't it mean that girls can't touch cold water during their menstrual period? This is for you, there are clothes in it, you can change it, and there are sanitary napkins I don't know what brand you often use, so I bought them at will..."Lu Li felt a little embarrassed, touched his nose, and handed the thing to Shu Yao.
"I washed it in the washing machine." Shu Yao's implication is that he didn't touch the cold water, and the current washing machines are all fully automatic, and he doesn't have to worry about anything when he puts the clothes in the washing machine.
Shu Yao took the bag in Lu Li's hand and went to the bathroom to change it, but when he saw the underwear in the bag, Shu Yao's face turned red, just like when he was applying makeup, he was about to blush, his hand trembled, and he blushed a lot.
Because when Lu Li bought underwear, he bought a complete set, and the size he wore on it was just right, don't ask Shu Jiao how she knew, she must have come to the conclusion after trying it.
Shu Yao's face was still red when he came out, and Lu Li handed over a glass of brown sugar water, "Drink this." ”
"Oh." Shu Yao obediently took it, what is going on with this sense of déjà vu of a domineering president? And it's so stupid today!! She hasn't had enough good feelings, why did she do such a big stupid thing!!