Chapter 5: The Corridor of Alien Beasts
"Alright! What's your name, old liar? That's the second question! It's okay if you don't answer! Then I'll call you an old liar from now on! Shangguan spread his hands and looked at the white-haired old man helplessly, don't you like to pretend? I'll see how long you can fit!
But ginger is still old and spicy! I saw the white-haired old man poke his ear with his fingers, and unhurriedly turned on the mode of pretending to be stupid: "What did you just say?" Why is it so noisy here! By the way, don't be an old liar, an old liar's nonsense! I have a name, my surname is Ni, and my name is Daye! ”
"Noisy? Are you kidding me? Don't pretend to be garlic with me! You've already answered my second question! Wait, what did you say your name was just now? You...... Uncle? "Shangguan Meng didn't realize that this name was strange until he pronounced it completely!
"Huh? I said, why do you kid scold people as soon as you open your mouth! It's not good for you to be like this, we are all civilized people of Huayaoguo, we must pay attention to quality! Ni Daye waved his hand and said with a straight face.
"No, I mean your name, your uncle?" Shangguan Meng said.
"Name? That's right! I'm Ni Daye (your uncle)! Single Ni, big and small, the night of the night, but please don't call me my full name, I prefer others to call me my nickname, Big Night (uncle), so it seems more cordial, what do you think? ”
"......" Shangguan Meng was directly silent!
You're all taken advantage of, what do I think? But it takes a lot of heart to be called that.
"I said uncle! Who got your name! It's a bit overbearing! Although Shangguan Meng knew how to write his name, when he said it from his mouth, it was still no different from his uncle.
"Well, that's a good call! As for the name, you have a good eye! You can see it! Let's just say that you kid has an appetite for me, and this name is my own! How's that, overbearing, right? Speaking of the name, Ni Daye is proud!
"Alright, it's time to get down to business! I want to take you as an apprentice! I don't know what you think? ”
As soon as the words fell, I saw Shangguan Meng get up directly, kneel down and bow, without even a trace of hesitation: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice Shangguan Meng's worship!" ”
For this scene, even Ni Daye himself was a little unexpected, and even began to hesitate: "No, you're too fast!" Don't think about it anymore? Wouldn't you be a little too hasty to do that? ”
"Consider? What is there to consider? Master and I are like old friends at first sight, and goodbye like relatives, this is providence! Not sloppy at all! Shangguan Meng lied, and his face was not red or panting, and he recognized it as true!
The first half of this sentence is true! Because there is really no need to think about it, Shangguan Meng is originally a scavenger who is not well fed and clothed, in case he gets sick again, then no one will know if he is really dead! Rather than this, it's better to give it a go!
Besides, now that someone wants to take care of themselves, it's just unbelievable! Even if this person is unreliable, it is better than starving every day now!
As for the second half of the sentence, seeing you like an old friend at first sight, and seeing you like a relative, is this true or false? Then I don't know!
"What a providence! Just at your shameless commotion, it will become a big weapon in the future! I didn't expect that I, a person who has already entered the ground with half of my body, can accept another disciple with such qualifications in my old age, and I have no regrets in this life! Ni Daye's heart doesn't know whether it's good or bad, but there is always a feeling of luring a wolf into the room!
Ni Daye slowly stood up from his chair and took a hard puff of his cigarette, letting the uneasiness in his heart be spit out along with the smoke!
"Master, I haven't eaten enough for more than a month, you see how weak I am now, it really damages the prestige of your uncle, Master!" Shangguan Meng said as he lifted his clothes, revealing his skeleton-like figure.
"How do you speak? Didn't you say don't just call me by my full name? As a teacher, I will teach you the first truth of life now, that is, the 'law of the sword man', how? I don't think your expression is right! Ni Daye was about to preach, when he saw Shangguan crying with a sad face, as if he had died of his master!
"Okay, I see, Master! But do you always mean it, the point of what I say is that I'm hungry, but you're talking to me about the 'law of sluts', what do you say, we can say it at the dinner table! Do you think you don't have the money to invite me to dinner? Shangguan Meng directly said it thoroughly, lest this wonderful master go astray again!
When Ni Daye heard this, he put away his pipe and said with a smile: "Haha, apprentice, you are really too young!" Okay, let's go, I'll take you to a big meal! ”
As soon as the words fell, Ni Daye had already come to the door, without the slightest hint of the previous grinding, and Shangguan Meng hurriedly followed. Although Shangguan Meng knew that he, the master he had just worshipped, must have something for himself, but filling his stomach right now is the most important thing!
As soon as I went out, I saw Ni Daye riding on a floating car with no tires and a shape very similar to a motorcycle, and the whole body was streamlined, like a flying fish, which was the most common means of transportation in the Xingyuan era - the flying fish war shuttle.
It's fast, it's small, and it can fly at low altitudes! The price is also the cheapest of all the war shuttles, only 200,000 star coins for one one, although it is not expensive, but in Shangguan Meng's eyes, it is still a sky-high price.
At this time, I saw Ni Daye's fingers flashing, and quickly clicked a few times on the operating table of the war shuttle, and a light curtain rose directly from the front of the car, completely wrapping the entire car body and people, this light curtain is a protective cover specially designed to ensure the safety of personnel, after the light curtain is completed, the flying fish war shuttle will take off at a very fast speed!
The old man riding a flying car can be regarded as a beautiful scenery!
After a while, Ni Daye found a restaurant that looked quite high-end: "This one looks good, I haven't been here before, it seems to be newly opened!" ”
As soon as Shangguan Meng glanced at this signboard, he knew that it was amazing! The word "Wanjia" in the book, the vigorous and powerful seal body, full of charm!
But the focus is not on the name of the store, but on a line of small print in the lower right corner, "NO.09527", which means that this restaurant is the 9,527th branch of "Wanjia", which is really worthy of its name!
However, before entering the door, Shangguan Meng's heart was half empty, because the war shuttles ridden by other people around him were all million-level, tens of millions-level, and the shape was even more crazy and cool, in the era before Shangguan Meng, it was a luxury sports car, and Ni Daye's flying fish war shuttle was like a toy at this moment, how can motorcycles be compared with luxury cars.
"Master, this shop?" Shangguan Meng still hasn't seen such a big world.
"Why, aren't you going to ask me to invite you to dinner? Think the grade here is not enough? Ni Daye was smiling and calm.
There was no way, Shangguan Meng had no choice but to enter the Wanjia Restaurant, and when he saw the decoration inside, its luxury made Shangguan Meng deeply doubt that this was still a place to eat?
As a master, do you have the financial ability to spend here? But looking at the master's behavior, Shangguan Meng knew that he was thinking too much!
At this moment, Shangguan Meng knew what it meant to be at ease, and he thought that his master should often patronize this kind of high-end restaurant, after all, after living for so many years, he should have cheated a lot of money!
Thinking of this, Shangguan Meng suddenly felt that he was selling stolen goods with his master!
Although the two of them didn't look like rich people, especially Shangguan Meng, who could be seen to be a waste picker at a glance, the service staff still received them with a smile.
Entering the door is a guest, especially if you dare to enter the door of ten thousand homes, who knows if this old man has a special habit of fancy dress and other upper-class people, in case of offense, they can't afford it!
led the two into the private room, and began to order, Shangguan Meng looked at the menu, and his eyes were about to fall out!
Each dish starts with thousands, and the most terrifying thing is that the names of these dishes are too literary and artistic, and you can't see what the raw materials are at all, like what kind of gold is rolling, flying immortals outside the sky, etc., the ghost knows what this thing is, if you order it wrong, it will be embarrassing!
Shangguan Meng quietly pushed the menu to Ni Daye: "Master, let's order it!" ”
For the menu, Ni Daye didn't even look at it, and directly greeted the service staff: "Take a copy of the specialties in your store, and you can mix and match them freely, just fill this table!" Okay, go ahead, it's not enough to add when the time comes! Oh, by the way, urge the kitchen to hurry up, I'm a new apprentice, I'm hungry! ”
After speaking, he directly took out a thousand star coins and stuffed them into the pockets of the service staff.
When the service staff saw it, they smiled slightly, and the worry in their hearts was reduced a lot, it seems that they are really transvestite, and they are still very clear about the rules of high-end restaurants, and they belong to the regular customer type.
"Yes, sir, please wait a minute!" After speaking, the service staff bowed slightly to Ni Daye, and then took two steps back directly, and then turned around and left.
"Young, huh? Remember, the real masters are always those who don't play according to the routine! People who order according to the menu are low-handed! Ni Daye said earnestly.