Chapter 1: Get the pistol

"Host, this reel world is "Rat Courage", the main quest is to crack a criminal gang of doctors, capture, subdue, and kill the main leaders before the jewelry robbery at the Cointreau Hotel: the doctor, Sambang, Rabbit, and Fei Fei, and you can get ten plot points for each one captured, and five points for each of the rest of the personnel. If you let the gang of doctors enter the Cointreau Hotel, ten plot points will be deducted for harming one person. At the moment you have a hundred plot points, and if you die ten people, you fail. ”

"Got it."

Zhang Xiaofan walked down Queen's Road with a newspaper in his hand.

The first time I entered a modern movie, and it was a bustling Hong Kong, there were still two years to go, but I was not in a hurry to solve the case, but my identity made me quite interested, just graduated from the Royal Hong Kong Police Academy, 95279527 is my own number, because of professional problems, I entered the Criminal Investigation Department, a small PC.

and Yang Caini's boyfriend in the movie are colleagues, the two graduated together, reported together, and now they are assigned to a department.

"If you want to find the doctor, you can't rely on the police."

The newspaper clearly stated that there was no valid news about the school bombing and extortion case.

"What are you going to do undercover?"

Yang Tianqi didn't expect that the new police officer who had just entered the Criminal Investigation Department would ask to go undercover.

Zhang Xiaofan smiled: "Yes, sir, I have liked acting since I was a child, and it was beyond my expectations to be admitted to the police academy, if I really became a policeman, I would not be serious, I might as well go undercover." ”

Yang Tianqi looked serious: "It's not so easy to be an undercover agent, if you want to be an undercover agent, you must first pass the test, the boss of the police station called me and asked me to recommend a young man to be an undercover agent." I see that your figure and appearance are quite suitable, and if you insist on your own opinion, then you will take this case. ”

"No problem, sir!"

Zhang Xiaofan cleaned up again and came to the police station according to the address.

"Hey, it's him, this fat man looks familiar, he has acted in many movies, and he is also a celebrity, but this portrait is too obscene."

"Morning sir, Zhang Xiaofan reports!"

"Well, it's really good, it looks really fine and tender, turn around and show it to the chief!" The fat boss smiled and touched Zhang Xiaofan's little face: "Don't be shy, come on!" ”

Goosebumps got straight up, this voice was too lewd and, turn around quickly.

The fat boss whistled, his face was even more obscene, and his right hand was about to touch the lower gear, which frightened Zhang Xiaofan to take two steps back, what kind of person is this?

"I'm sorry, I can't help it." The fat boss laughed lewdly again.

"I'm sorry for your mother," Zhang Xiaofan's stomach churned, this won't be the price of letting himself go undercover, if this is really the case, take yourself or wait for the game to end, forget the punishment for failure, after all, you can't improve your strength much when you come to this movie world, and you can't wronged yourself.

"Do you want to upgrade?" The fat boss has a big mouth and spits out a mouthful of garlic.

"I don't want to be a dancer, sir," Mr. Zhang said.

The fat boss looked displeased: "I'm asking if you want to upgrade?" ”

"I won't sell my flesh, sir!"

"Did you answer the question," the chief prompted, "I'm asking you... Think... No... Think... Upgrade? ”

Zhang Xiaofan's face changed: "Yes, sir, but I can't sell my chastity!" ”

"Who wants your chastity," the boss said, "I want your youth." ”

"It's not the same."

Zhang Xiaofan said bitterly: "Youth is as important to me as chastity, sir. ”

Seeing that he and Zhang Xiaofan couldn't make sense, the fat boss shook his head and said, "You listen to me first, this matter is like this, one day a group of students came to visit the police station, and after the visit, they found that a gun was missing." ”

Zhang Xiaofan suddenly had an inexplicable feeling, and couldn't help but comfort him: "Losing guns often happens, sir." ”

"But," said the fat boss, "this time it's my gun." ”

"I'm so heartbroken for you, sir."

"It's good if you go back, this gun has been with me for more than 30 years, and I haven't fired a single shot. I just used it to scratch the itch, and when I think about it, it's a little itchy again. The fat boss turned around and said, "Come, help me catch it." ”

Zhang Xiaofan didn't have time to think about the plot, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help the boss tickle, made a gun shape with his right hand, and scratched it twice.

"He's a gun of kindness," the boss said sadly.

"Are guns kind too?"

"My gun is good-natured," the boss explained, "I'm worried that it will fall into the hands of bad students, and it will inevitably kill innocents indiscriminately." ”

"Don't worry, sir, I'm going to turn the whole school over and know to help you recall that gun."

Zhang Xiaofan talked to the fat boss, and he knew that this time he crossed Dafa, "Rat Guts" and "Truant Dragon" were put together for some reason, is it because they both have a fat boss?

Soon the fat boss arranged for Zhang Xiaofan to be an undercover agent, but he didn't study hard at school, and when he entered the movie world, he had to enter the school once.

Zhou Xingxing is afraid of going to school, and he is also afraid.

Zhou Xingxing is not good at studying at most, and it is a problem to write by himself.

In the first two worlds, I practiced for a long time with a brush, but I couldn't write traditional Chinese characters well, and I was crooked, and I was commented by Li Zhao, even if the chicken paws scratched on the ground, it was better than what I wrote.

ridiculed, let himself deliberately watch the rooster grabbing food in the grass for two days.

What makes me even more angry is that the rooster grabbing food is indeed better than his own writing.

Zhang Xiaofan persevered to fight for his welfare: "Actually, I think I can be a great and glorious teacher. ”

"No, how do you mingle with students as a teacher, how do you get along with students, how do you find a gun if you don't mingle with students? This matter can't be quiet, okay, you go down, don't say it," the fat boss can even endure Zhou Xingxing's words, and Zhang Xiaofan's words can't shake him at all.

took out a watch from his trouser pocket and said, "This matter is non-negotiable, take it, there is a CALL machine watch here, hold it, it shows 666, it means that I am looking for you." ”

The boss explained again and found a secretary to help Zhang Xiaofan handle his identity and undercover information.

With the help of government officials, Zhang Xiaofan got a new ID card and household registration booklet, student clothing, textbooks, etc., and a transfer certificate a day later.

"In other words, Edinburgh Middle School is really big," I can't see it in the movie, but Zhang Xiaofan, who opened a school in "Ip Man 2" in his previous life, compares it, and the Edinburgh Middle School in front of him is definitely not simple in terms of area, building address and materials.

"Teacher Zheng is early," as soon as Zhang Xiaofan entered the school gate, he saw a pinch of mustachioed instructor Teacher Zheng standing in front of the teaching building with a whip in his hand, and immediately took two steps forward, handed over the transfer certificate, and begged in his heart: Don't blame many people, don't give me small shoes.

Fortunately, the instructor Teacher Zheng looked serious, didn't like to talk much, took the transfer certificate, and let Zhang Xiaofan follow behind.

When he entered the school, Zhang Xiaofan found that this Teacher Zheng was not waiting for himself, but for those students who were late for school.

Among the dozen or so students who were late for school, they were all squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands and guarded by a vicious teacher.

It can be called militarized management, which directly made Zhang Xiaofan lose confidence in confrontation.

If it's just everyone, it's just that, but when you confront the violent weapons of the organization, you think you can't be invulnerable.

"Fifty-eight school rules?" Zhang Xiaofan looked at the dense school rules, and felt a layer of fur in his heart.

Entering a dimly lit room, it was empty, and it felt as if there was something unclean, but fortunately, after entering the battlefield, it was still able to withstand it.

Lin Zuodong, the director of discipline played by Qin Pei, was let back to the classroom after a while.

When I entered the classroom, it was the same class that visited the students at the police station.

The ability of the police station boss is still there.

"With movies as a tutor, I don't think I'll be so inferior," Zhang Xiaofan still sat with Wang Xiaogui.

But there are some things that you can't come if you don't want to come.

From graduating from university to now, there have been ten years, and the pace of study in Hong Kong is different from that in the mainland.

Zhou Xingxing was not asked, why was he asked in every session when he went to class?

If you can't answer, you will be punished for standing, but fortunately it is indoors, if it is outdoor, you will jump off the building and fall to your death.

Worked hard until the last class, terrible old man, Zhang Xiaofan remembered that the most dangerous lesson was this old man, as soon as he entered the classroom, he ran to the end, so that you couldn't see me.

"The last classmate, you are so far away, can you see it, why don't you come here and help the teacher do the experiment?"

Zhang Xiaofan raised his middle finger towards God, and took Wang Xiaogui to accompany the chemistry teacher to do experiments.

I have guarded, but I can't stand being kind-hearted.

In order to push away the chemistry teacher and Wang Xiaogui, he was still blown up.

"Isn't it just a pistol, I know where it is, I still can't find it, I got it directly after school today, I can't learn it." Zhang Xiaofan made up his mind, the three-meter-high wall is not too difficult to climb.

"Damn, who's dragging me?" As soon as Zhang Xiaofan jumped up, his foot and neck were grabbed: "I'll hit it, ......" Poke your feet and flip boxing, but it was not in vain.

"Hey, man, you look familiar, huh?"

"My own people, I have a password!"

"How many passwords?"

"Chicken, ghost, bone, roll, spoon," Uncle Da misremembered the password.

According to the rules of the game, I can't remind myself, so I covered my face and let me go.

"What are you doing?" Teacher Zheng actually ran over, and just now I saw that he was in the teaching building, why was he so fast.

"Oh, this classmate is funny," Uncle Da hurriedly came over and helped explain.

Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly said: "Yes, I'm funny, I want to go home!" ”

Behind Teacher Zheng was Director Lin, "Please let me go, I'm funny." ”

Behind Director Lin was Teacher Liang, "I want to go home." ”

Behind Teacher Liang is He Min, "I'm sorry......"

……

"Are you sick?"

"Yes, if you look at my gray face, you know I'm sick." Zhang Xiaofan will not be a nymphomaniac, and he will leave himself in a dangerous situation for the sake of a woman.

"You're not feeling well?" He Min's voice was really gentle, and he reached out and grabbed Zhang Xiaofan's right hand: "Then you come with me." ”

The two went to the infirmary and took their temperatures, which was normal.

"Anyway, it's just to kill time, just talk to a beautiful woman," Zhang Xiaofan even if he wants to leave again, but it is better to have a beautiful woman with him than to run outside to blow the cold wind.

"You don't have a fever?" He Min took a closer look at the thermometer.

"Yes," Zhang Xiaofan sniffed the fragrance of the air.

He Min handed over the thermometer and said, "No, you can see for yourself." ”

"I don't have a thermometer, but I do," Zhang Xiaofan, who was physically strong, had already been provoked by the gentle He Min's desire and fire.

As the most beautiful teacher in Edinburgh Middle School, He Min has naturally seen many students get close to him in this way, but in a rigorous manner, he still carefully checked Zhang Xiaofan, and his eyes were squinting, and everything else was normal.

"Okay, I see that you are pretending to be sick, you better go back to the classroom first, if you have any questions, you can come to me at any time."

A gust of wind is gone.

Zhang Xiaofan could only sigh with emotion, and slowly walked back to the classroom.

Just after lunch, everyone was chatting, only the bad students, Zhuang Ni, the boss of the Four Tigers of Beacon Mountain, and his younger brother were blackmailing Wang Xiaogui.

Zhang Xiaofan didn't plan to do much, he was teased by Zhuang Ni and his subordinates, and forget it.

Returning to his seat, remembering that Johnny who went out just now didn't bring a school bag, he sneered in his heart, since you were careless, then don't blame me for being unkind.

Secretly took out a toy gun from his pocket and came to Johnny's desk, a set of school bags, which were hard inside, and according to the feel, it was indeed a left and wheel pistol.

"Swap fake for real," Zhang Xiaofan changed his pistol and returned to his seat, while several students next to him looked at him coldly.

Zhang Xiaofan was not afraid of these decrepit boys, wiped his face, picked up an extracurricular book, and read it slowly. In the afternoon, there was a cultural class, a physical education class, and after school, I was dragged aside by Uncle Da just after I arrived at the door.

"Sir Zhang, I know the password," Uncle Da said excitedly: "Dongfrozen, frozen Dongdong." ”

"It's really you," Zhang Xiaofan grinned and patted his uncle on the shoulder: "Hello, but you don't need to call me sir, I'm just a CP." ”

"Ah, what a coincidence, I'm also a CP." Uncle Da looked excited.

Zhang Xiaofan's face changed: "No, you are also a CP?" Fuzz? ”

Uncle Da smiled embarrassedly: "Yes, I have been an undercover agent for decades, and I have no credit at all, and I have reversed a lot of mistakes, and I have affected several brothers, so my position has always been a police officer." ”

"How many brothers do you have to be a police officer for decades?"

Uncle Da waved his hand embarrassedly.

Zhang Xiaofan didn't plan to ask in detail, anyway, this mud can't support the wall, since he found the boss's pistol, he naturally went back to hand over the order.

"I've left beforehand, and I'll contact you when I have something."

I went out and stopped a bus and left.

Uncle Da didn't have time to shout.