Chapter 13 "Red" luck is at the head

The only fat man in front of him who didn't wear a school uniform, although he looked a little ugly, well, he lied, he was very ugly, but he still looked a little young, and he didn't look like a teacher!

However, Shangguan Meng still treats this world with a sense of awe, maybe there is something outstanding about others, maybe there is something special. (The weight and looks are outstanding!) )

But soon, Shangguan Meng noticed that something was wrong, especially the five in school uniforms standing around him, which made Shangguan Meng a little confused!

One by one, five big and three thick, not very old, but with tendon meat, I don't know what they grew up eating, the most surprising thing is that these five people actually look exactly the same, quintuplets? What a great mother!

However, the hairstyles of these five people are quite unique, one with a pinch of hair, and one with two pinches of hair...... A five-pinch hair, exactly one, two, three, four, five, sorted in order, it seems that this is to distinguish the order of the young and the old!

"Did you know this is my seat?" The fat man was a little stunned by Shangguan's fierce "Hello teacher", but he quickly changed to a "friendly" smile and said slowly.

"You're not a teacher, are you? I was shocked, I thought I was dozing and caught by the teacher! What, is this your seat? I didn't write your name! On the first day of school, shouldn't we pay attention to first-come, first-served? Besides, can you open your eyes! It's rude for you to talk with your eyes closed, you know? ”

It turned out to be a student, but everyone wears school uniforms, but he can be a special case, wearing casual clothes, it seems that obesity also has certain benefits, it is estimated that there is no suitable size, but this guy has been talking with his eyes closed, it is too much to see, Shangguan Meng is a little unbearable!

"You know what? I hate it when people say I'm fat! The fat man was still smiling.

This answer made Shangguan Meng a little shocked: "I said classmate, can we not joke?" Which of your eyes saw me say that you are fat, you open your eyes and take a look, and when you come up, you will spew blood, which is a bit inappropriate! ”

For this kind of person, Shangguan Meng is really not cold, especially this kind of special, and the taste is still extremely different, just this dress really has no way to make Shangguan Meng treat him the same as a normal person.

The whole is a nouveau riche, looking at the big gold chain on his chest, which is as thick as a dog chain, as if he is afraid that others will not know that his family is rich, and he is not afraid of falling into a panic.

It seems that showing off wealth is a thing that knows no age! In fact, there is no need at all, because his appearance itself is a kind of flaunting of wealth, and there is no need for decoration at all.

Just his fat body is enough to explain his family background, after all, how can a normal family raise such a big rice bucket, and those who don't have it, it's really disgusting!

"You also said that you didn't, our boss's eyes have been opened to the maximum, and the current appearance is just squeezed by meat, you said that our boss didn't open his eyes, isn't it just beating around the bush and scolding our boss for being fat? I still want to deny it! At this time, the quintuplets spoke, speaking in unison, as if they had been rehearsed!

Top dog? It was only at this time that Shangguan Meng realized the seriousness of the problem, this short and ugly fat man wouldn't be the "number one" person in this class, right?

Why did he take a nap and offend the big guy, thinking of the "welcome" team at the door, and then looking at the evil faces of these people, Shangguan Meng's heart beat a drum: "What time is it, why hasn't the teacher come yet?" ”

At this time, this so-called Sikou boss had already straightened his face, his small eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at Shangguan Meng quietly.

Quiet, dead quiet...... So much so that Shangguan Meng began to wonder if this guy was asleep!

"This newcomer can't be a fool! Sitting in the position of Si Kou Boss, he has already violated the taboo, and now he is still ridiculing Si Kou Boss for being a fat man, even if this is the truth, but he can't say it! ”

"Oh my God, this time the boss of Si Kou is no longer smiling, it seems that this new arrival is more than lucky!"

"It's really unlucky, you can stuff your teeth when you drink cold water! I encountered this kind of thing on the first day of school, this newcomer, the idea is not an ordinary back! ”

"It seems that I need to prepare a week-long leave slip, and I have to call the school doctor team to pick me up!"

"May God bless you, there will be no shadow left in the heart of this poor creature!"

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At this time, the hearts of the students in the class continued to emerge with various voices, and at the same time, the eyes of Shangguan Meng were also full of pity!

"Stand up!" A girl rubbed herself from her seat, stood up, and shouted!

Everyone's thoughts were immediately interrupted, and they collectively stood up and said in unison: "Hello teacher! ”

The crisp and neat voice, like a heavenly sound, infiltrated Shangguan Meng's heart: Great, saved!

"Boy, I'm lucky, the teacher is here, but it's okay, after class, there is time, we can talk about life and ideals! Let's go! The fat man once again put on a "friendly" smile on his face, and at the same time stretched out his palm, which was like a meat ball, and pushed it directly towards Shangguan Meng.

Shangguan Meng was startled when he saw this, thinking that this fat man was going to punch him, so he hurriedly dodged away, and on this side, Shangguan Meng found out that it was the palm of his hand, good guy, how much can he eat this, the palm is round!

But even if it is a palm, Shangguan Meng has to dodge, because this is no different from a fist, and this guy leaned over with his whole body as a driving force, if he was solid, Shangguan Meng was afraid that he would be bounced out of this meat ball.

Besides, Shangguan Meng is wearing a school uniform today, and it's new! This is his first new outfit in the world!

For new clothes, people, there is a complex in it, that is, after wearing it, no matter what you do, you will be careful about it, for fear of getting dirty!

In this way, how can Shangguan Meng let others be contaminated at will, especially this kind of fat-headed and big-eared guy, at a glance it is a greasy lump, in case this fat man has the vice of not washing his hands after using the toilet, oh my God, I can't think about it!

However, everyone didn't expect that Shangguan Meng would dodge it, even the fat man himself didn't expect it, and it was precisely because of Shangguan Meng's dodge that the fat man directly pushed into the air, and the fat body had no support from the force point, and the center of gravity was unstable in an instant, and he was directly planted earlier.

The two passed by, and when they looked at each other, the fat man stretched out his other hand to Shangguan Meng, wanting to grab something, this time the eye contact, Shangguan Meng seemed to understand, and then decisively stretched out his hands, opened them, and took a step back, as if to say: "Everyone sees, I haven't done anything, it's none of my business!" ”

There was no way, the fat man had to grab the seat, but after he pulled it so much, the seat did not bring any help to his fall, obviously, one hand could not support the weight of his entire body, however, his meatball-like palm, actually pulled the seat down, it was really hard!

Immediately after that, two loud noises and two screams were heard!

The first loud bang was caused by the fat man's close contact with the ground, and was accompanied by a scream, for which the whole class was shocked, good guy, not a big one, but the weight was heavy enough!

The second loud bang was that the fat man pulled the entire seat down, and the integrated seat smashed directly on the fat man's body, causing secondary damage to him, and at the same time, the second scream also sounded.

Everyone was dumbfounded!

"Oh my God, someone's dead, call an ambulance!" Shangguan Meng didn't expect that such an accident would occur on such a side, and there was no need for such "red" luck on the first day of school!