To the "head! Head! What do you see we've dug up? ”

Early in the morning, as soon as the foreman Lao Chu arrived at the construction site, he saw several workers running towards him in a panic......!.

Lao Chu frowned: "Don't dig up anything unlucky!" ”

"I really let you talk!" Xiao Wu said with a bitter face: "Let's dig out a coffin!" ”

"Eh! Why are you hitting me! Xiao Wu covered his head and said.

"You're so bad in the morning!" Lao Chu said angrily: "You won't call the police when you dig up the coffin, what are you shouting." If no one claims it, quickly pull it to the crematorium and burn it for me, so as not to disturb us again! ”

"But it's not an ordinary coffin." Xiao Wu said aggrievedly.

Lao Chu glared at him, and said angrily: "What else can the coffin be special?" It's not pure gold. ”

"It's not pure gold, it's red." Xiao Wu said with a fuss: "Head! This is the first time I've seen a big red coffin! ”

"The big red coffin?" Lao Chu said suspiciously: "Go, take me to see!" ”

In this way, Lao Chu, under the leadership of Xiao Wu, came to a dirt pit in the construction site. Sure enough, a large vermilion coffin was found underneath the earthen pit.

Lao Chu frowned; "Except for the different colors, it doesn't seem to be any different from ordinary coffins." After speaking, Lao Chu said to Xiao Wu: "Anyway, you should go to the police!" ”

"Yes!" Xiao Wu answered, and was about to pick up the phone to call the police. At this moment, an old man standing aside suddenly said, "Xiao Wu, you wait a minute." After speaking, he said to Lao Chu: "Xiao Chu, I think it's better for you not to call the police first." ”

Lao Chu said quite respectfully: "How can Uncle Sun not call the police when he digs up the coffin?" What if the family of the owner of the coffin comes to him? ”

Mr. Sun said: "You forgot that this was an old mansion that had been abandoned for many years before it was developed. Who will bury the bones of their loved ones here. In addition, I looked at this place before excavation, and it is definitely an "old land" that has not been turned over for hundreds of years. ”

Lao Chu frowned: "You mean there will be funeral goods down here?" But that's not okay, it seems to be illegal to dig up funeral goods without permission, right? ”

"There are no burial goods here except a big red coffin." Sun Lao said: "And what I want to say is this big red coffin!" ”

Lao Chu asked even more suspiciously, "What's wrong with this coffin?" ”

"You don't know about that!" Sun Lao said: "After the death of the ancients, they were very particular about "living in the coffin". Those who die of illness, vain death, and horizontal death need to live in a "black coffin", and those who are not old enough to have a weak crown use a "white coffin", and only those who are old and old and die can live in a "big red coffin" after death. This is a symbol of "good fortune", and it is accompanied by its meaning of "related to wealth". This big red coffin is a real mascot. ”

Lao Chu's eyes lit up: "Then you mean to let me leave it?" ”

"Aren't you afraid of being crushed to death by it if you stay!" Sun Lao glanced at him and said, "This big red coffin is not something that can withstand anything. Ordinary people like you and me should not be bored. The best thing for you to listen to me is to dedicate this coffin to Chairman Zhou. also knows that only a person like him who is born rich and noble can withstand this blessing. ”

"W-Is this going to work?" Lao Chu said with some hesitation: "If Chairman Zhou hears that I am going to give him a coffin, he must not open me on the spot!" ”

"Who told you to make it clear!" Elder Sun said: "I mean it would be good for you to invite Chairman Zhou here with an excuse, and then we will explain it to him in detail." When Chairman Zhou is happy, you are not expected to be promoted. ”

"Good!" Lao Chu's eyes lit up: "If this matter is really like what you said, we can both get a lot of benefits." ”

"Alas!" Sun Lao sighed: "I actually don't want anything else, I just want to get a house to live in for my unlucky son before I die." That way I can close my eyes when I die! ”

"Hey! If you can really make Chairman Zhou happy, what is a house! Lao Chu said excitedly: "I'll call Chairman Zhou to ......!" ”

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At the same time, at the other end of H City, Wang Yi and Shi Cang also went out early: "I said you go to see your parents, I'll go with you, what's going on!" Wang Yi said listlessly with a bitter face.

"Eh! My grandfather is not at home, don't I have no bottom! Shi glanced at him, and said angrily: "Is it a brother!" This little favor doesn't help! ”

"Is this a trifle?" Wang Yi said with a strange expression: "I think this is much more troublesome than dealing with a blue-clothed ghost king-level unjust soul." ”

After speaking, Wang Yi's eyes rolled, and he hurriedly said: "I don't think it's okay to let Da Fei show up and accompany you." ”

The corners of Shi Cang's mouth trembled: "You have seen that he brought a ghost king to see his mother-in-law." ”

Wang Yi glanced at him: "You have three ghost kings in your mobile phone!" And one of them is also a mid-blue-clad ghost. ”

"How's that going! I didn't release them again! Shi Cang smiled bitterly: "Besides, you forgot the last time Grandma Zhou Yun cheated the corpse, the three ghosts of Dafei all showed their true bodies." What if Zhou Yun's parents still have an impression of them? Taking the three ghosts to meet the parents, I feel very sour when I think about it! ”

"Alright! You're right! Wang Yi sighed helplessly: "How good it would be if Luo Ning was here!" I don't have to be so embarrassed. ”

"Hey, cheer up, okay!" Shi Cang said: "That's it, as long as you accompany me through this pass." When you go to see Luo Ning's parents, how about I go with you, buddy? ”

"Huh? This is reliable! Wang Yi's eyes lit up, he really forgot about himself. If Shi Cang had accompanied him, he wouldn't have been so nervous to see Luo Ning's parents when he came. Thinking of this, Wang Yi immediately understood Shi Cang's mood at this time!

At the same time, Shi Cang also secretly complained in his heart, secretly scolding himself for having nothing to do, how idle is his life! Just like him, he accompanied Wang Yi to see his mother-in-law, as if he was not embarrassed: "It's a big deal, and when the time comes, call Zhou Yun to go with him!" Shi Cang secretly decided.

In this way, the innocent little virgins of the two "****" found a large barber shop. Each person spent nearly 200 yuan to design a new hairstyle, and went to the street to buy two new clothes that were a little more classy. "Punched" it hard.

Looking at their rejuvenated selves in the mirror, Wang Yi and Shi Cang couldn't help but sigh, or how to say, "The Buddha wants gold, and people want clothes!" It's a little bit different when you dress up......! ”