Lin Yi and the third prince of Nezha, one took out blood-colored lightning, and the other had three heads and eight arms.

The two were about to start training, and they saw that a big war was about to break out.

But at this moment, a shout suddenly came from the distance: "Hey, thunder, rain to collect clothes." ”

When Lin Yi heard this shout, he knew who it was.

The third prince also stopped, and looked into the distance with a group of heavenly soldiers.

In the distance, a figure was running upside down.

This person is wearing a Pilu hat and holding a nine-ring tin staff, but who is not Tang Seng?

He came to everyone, and when he saw that the third prince and Lin Yi were about to start practicing, he immediately raised one hand and said, "Amitabha, the two of you are angry." ”

The giant spirit god took a step forward and glared at Tang Seng angrily: "You monk, dare to come and interfere with our official business, eat me with an axe!" ”

As he spoke, he picked up the Xuanhua giant axe, but he wanted to cut it at Tang Seng.

Nezha shook his head helplessly, feeling that this giant spirit god was like a mad dog, catching whoever he was fighting with whom, and letting whoever he met eat him with an axe.

He glared at the Djinn God.

The Giant Spirit God hurriedly took a step back and said, "Third Prince, I just look at this person, he is demonic, and he is definitely not a good person. ”

"What does he look like a demon?"

The third prince said angrily.

The Djinn God forcibly explained, "But ...... But he doesn't look like a human either. ”

Tang Seng said: "It's not a human or a demon, is it possible that a poor monk is a human-demon?" ”

The giant spirit god hurriedly said, "This is what you said." You're a demon, and eat me with an axe. ”

Tang Seng said: "This Brother Zhang Feihu, this is your mistake. Your axe is a weapon, how can you eat it? Besides, look at you like this, you are going to cut me with an axe. But if you give it to me, how can you cut me? So you have a problem with this expression. ”

The giant spirit god roared angrily: "You are a mere mortal, dare to teach me an immortal? ”

Tang Seng said again: "The so-called disciple does not have to be inferior to the teacher, and the teacher does not have to be better than the disciple. If you are a threesome, you must have a teacher. Although you are an immortal and I am a mortal, there must be advantages in me that you do not have. There must be many things I know that you don't. Is there anything wrong with me teaching you? ”

The giant spirit god sneered: "Joke, tell me, what do you know I don't know?" ”

Tang Seng smiled confidently and said, "Last night, Widow Chen of Li Village gave birth to a son, do you know? ”

"This ......"

The giant spirit god scolded in his heart: How can I know where to go here? I'm not as powerful as Sanqing and Rulai, how can I know?

Tang Seng said: "You can't speak? Looks like you've been ignited by me. ”

Then he turned his head to the third prince of Nezha: "He has understood, you understand, right?" ”

The third prince of Nezha said: "The reincarnation of the golden cicada, I didn't expect to become such a monk with a long life. ”

Tang Seng shook his head and pronounced a Buddha name: "Amitabha, you don't dare to agree with what the poor monk said." Since Jin Chanzi was reincarnated in the world, he naturally wants to educate the world. If there is no eloquence that can say the living to death and the dead to live, how can we educate all directions? How to purify sentient beings? Ah, when it comes to eloquence, it seems that the eloquence of the two of you needs to be improved. Last year, I passed by Chen Village and saw that there was an oral and communicative training class, and I would like to introduce it to you. You go and report my name, and they will give you a 20% discount and a mysterious gift. ”

Lin Yi smiled secretly in his heart: This Tang Seng is really verbose, and he is also a little nervous. It's exactly the same as in the movie.

Tang Seng didn't wait for the third prince of Nezha to speak, and pointed to Fairy Zixia: "Then again, you tied up this woman, and you tied it so professionally, what mistake did she make?" ”

The third prince of Nezha said: "She went down to earth privately, moved the heart of mortals, as an immortal, she actually wanted to find some wishful husbandry." Seriously violated the rules of heaven. ”

"Oh," Tang Seng nodded, looking very understanding, and then asked, "What is Tiantiao?" Noodles in the sky? ”

I saw that those people were looking at themselves like idiots.

Tang Seng immediately smiled and said, "Amitabha, just kidding, don't you mind?" Seriously, if you want to find Ruyi Langjun is considered to be a violation of the rules of heaven, then the heavenly soldiers just now all glanced at her from time to time, and there was a bit of admiration in their eyes, which obviously moved their hearts. Are they guilty of breaking the rules? ”

As soon as he said this, all the Heavenly Soldiers unconsciously lowered their heads.

As soon as Nezha turned around and saw this, he couldn't help but curse in his heart: a group of waste!

Then, Tang Seng said: "Moreover, the so-called existence is reasonable. Since creation allows human beings to have feelings, there must be a reason for it. Immortals are also from people, so what's wrong with immortals having feelings? This is very heavenly. It's against heaven for you to stop her from finding true love now. In my opinion, the so-called rules of heaven should be the laws of heaven. If you violate the laws of nature, you are violating the true rules of heaven. Can you admit it? ”

All the immortals were stunned.

They looked at Lin Yi and then at Tang Seng.

They were just acting on orders, and as a result, they were directly said by these two people to be against the way of heaven and against the rules of heaven.

How can this be reasonable?

Tang Seng turned his head and said to Lin Yi: "This gentleman, do you think the poor monk's words are right?" ”

Lin Yi stretched out a thumbs up to Tang Seng: "Give you a thumbs up." ”

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment and said, "Although I don't know what a thumbs up is, I'll give you a thumbs up." So if the likes are good, we flatter each other. If it's a curse, then I'll pay it back. ”

Lin was speechless.

This Tang Seng is really a little clever.

Nezha said: "In short, no matter what you say or stop today, I have to take her back." ”

Tang Seng shook his head and said, "It's really unteachable." Think about it, if you have to take her away, will this gentleman agree? If he doesn't agree, you're bound to fight again. With the momentum you had just now, if you start fighting, will these heavenly soldiers around you still have a way to live? The Zixia Fairy can't live either. Even if you can bring her body back to the Heavenly Palace in the end, it will only be a corpse. After losing so many heavenly soldiers, think about it, what will the heavenly immortals think of you? They will laugh at you for being incompetent, and you can't even bring back a little fairy. They will laugh at you for being cowardly, not even a mortal can do it. They will even laugh at your incompetence. ”

"What does this have to do with the incompetence of the surname?"

"Of course it does. If you think about it, there are many people and gossip. As soon as you have the slightest handle to get caught by them, they'll snap a giant pot of over your head – oh, sorry, it's three huge pots of on all three of your heads. ”

Nezha listened and thought of the group of immortals in the sky.

These immortals are also idle and panicked on weekdays, and they don't have much to do all day, so they only gather in groups to gossip.

If you mess up this time, you have to be poked in the back by them.

Rather than this, it is better to let Zixia go, and then make up a reason to deal with the Jade Emperor.