167 The cunning old man
Cunning old remnant
"Again, when you should know, I will say, it's useless for you to force me now, children, when you reach my age......" But seeing that the old man shrunk his neck, and then said solemnly at me.
"Don't make a fuss, let's keep going." After Gu Yi turned around and beckoned to us mysteriously, he said lukewarmly.
I still squeezed a smile on Gu Yi when she turned around, and then looked at Gu Yi's expression, I didn't mean to buy it at all, I completely ignored my existence, and now I am getting more and more confused.
I don't know how long this kind of game will last, and if it does, I'm afraid she'll become a real stranger.
Although Gu Yi and I are a dewy couple, as the old saying goes, a husband and wife are a hundred days, and then look at Gu Yi's current virtue, which makes me feel a little chilly.
"Old guy, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people, Lao Tzu worked so hard to get a bird feather, isn't it just to completely cure Gu Yi's stubborn disease? If you can't give a reasonable explanation today, hehe, then I'm sorry. ”
I admit that I have always liked to be a peacemaker, and there are few things that can make me angry, only at this moment, I really want to punch down and make the old man's face bloom.
"Murder, Cui Hongxin is going to kill." It may be that Lao Yutou also found out that something was wrong with me, and when he turned his head to run, he shamelessly shouted in the direction of Gu Yi.
The more he is like this, the more itchy my palms become, and I don't talk about Gu Yi, at this time, my own father Lao Tzu stood up, and I didn't have face to give, looking at Lao Yutou when he was about to run, I gave him a look at the big mouth behind him.
"Run into your crotch." After the big mouth understood, before Lao Yutou ran a few meters, he stretched out his big hand and grabbed Lao Yutou's brain.
The old man was grabbed by the big mouth, and the big mouth picked up the old man like an eagle lifting a chicken, and then threw it at my feet with a loose hand.
"Brother Cui, I was wronged, I just told a story to Gu Meizi, if you don't believe it, when she wakes up, you can ask her yourself." The old man said pitifully, but in my eyes, he was cheap enough, and he couldn't arouse any sympathy from me at all, that is, he didn't embarrass him, and I just put the muzzle of the gun that had just gone to the hall on the crotch of the old man's pants.
"Really?". For the first time in my life, I pointed my gun at an old man who was powerless, and although my face was a little unbearable, as long as I imagined Gu Yi's current situation, I also turned my heart sideways and pretended to be murderous.
But seeing that the old man subconsciously wiped his hands into the crotch of his pants, I continued: "I'll tell you a story too, the end of this story should be very bleak, some people rely on the old and sell the old in front of me......"
"Brother Cui, the gun will go off, don't do it...... In fact, Gu Yi ...... The story I told her was a comedy ...... "Although the old man seemed extremely frightened, he still stiffened his mouth and wanted to go around in circles with me, waving his hands and waiting for the ground with his feet to retreat.
I gave Big Mouth a look again, and the next second, Big Mouth directly stretched out his hands to fix Lao Yutou's shoulders, and at the same time I hugged my index finger hard.
"Don't! I say. But seeing that the old man wowed, he made a very shameless movement with both hands, covering his crotch with one hand and his eyes with the other, and collapsed in an instant, and large beads of sweat slid down his forehead.
"Unloaded?" When Lao Yutou felt deceived, he wanted to repay the debt, but he looked left and right for a while, Gu Yi had been blocked by me, and he had no intention of speaking for her, so he finally disarmed and surrendered.
"Two brothers, I really didn't lie to you, I don't believe you go and see if Gu Yi is what I said." The old man said that he pointed to the back of Gu Yi who looked lonely and cold.
"Gu Yi is asleep? What about you deceiving a three-year-old child......" After glaring at Lao Yutou, I turned my head and walked over to Gu Yi, then lowered my head and glanced at her cold face, and shouted out in surprise.
"Fuck, Lao Yutou quickly explain it to Lao Tzu." As a result, my voice has improved a lot.
"Be quiet, wake up the old girl." Old Yutou's face was jealous, and he was like a monkey, and his dry palm stretched out to my face.
I don't know if he ate the courage of the ambitious leopard and dared to do something to me, but before I could stop the crazy actions of the old man, the big mouth had already made a move.
"Oops, tap...... The neck is about to break......"
The big mouth was like an eagle lifting a chicken, and the big hand directly grabbed the back of Lao Yutou's neck, and without asking Lao Yutou's feelings, his arm exerted force again, and directly lifted Lao Yutou up.
"It's comfortable, I haven't reached out in a long time, it's so fucking cool." Big Mouth held Lao Yu's head and grinned.
"Ahem, let me go......" The old man's thin calves kicked hard in the air, it seemed that he wanted to beg for mercy with the big mouth, but unfortunately the big mouth didn't have enough fun, how could he let him land so easily, so let him have a longer memory.
"Uncle Yu, we just want to hear the most reasonable explanation now."
I said...... Put me down......"
After a few minutes of commotion, Lao Yutou finally opened the conversation, although there was reluctance written on his face, he still said unhurriedly.
It turns out that Lao Yutou really told a story to Gu Yi, the hero of the story walked with us, and his name I have also heard a little, the ghost is sad, his real name is Gu Boqi, although he is not very old, but his reputation in the tomb robbery world is well-known, and he is actually Gu Yi's own father.
In this way, my influence on Gu Poqi is even more profound, I remember that when I was in Qinling, it was me and Dazui who entrusted his deathbed to Gu Yi, not to mention, just take my current relationship with his daughter, then this ghost and sorrowful predecessor is actually half of my father-in-law.
What surprised me even more was Lao Yutou's next words, he said that the reason why Ghost Seeing Sorrow was able to enter and exit the tomb easily was because he had a special means that others did not have, he could feel with his eyes closed, and he could find the exits of various large ancient tombs through the powerful perception in his head.
I don't know if Lao Yutou wants to put gold on his face, or if he wants to get closer to me, in short, he also told us that when he was down, the relationship with the ghost was not ordinarily good, just two hot and a pair of pants, and he had taken refuge in the Gu Ling clan, and he had seen Gu Yi many times.
"Two, it's not the old man, I'm bragging to you, if you talk about the ability to rob tombs, our group of people tied up is not enough for the old man to see."
"Let's talk about it, only with evidence can we convince people."