Chapter 349: Blah blah blah
Settler Tang Jian?
This "Bamboo and Stone" was painted by that bastard boy?
Dad Liu's old face sank, and he became a little uncertain.
This "Bamboo and Stone" painting is so wonderful, with his understanding of brush calligraphy and painting, even if he does it himself, he can't guarantee that he can paint such an excellent work, let alone this first line poem that shows off his eyes.
Tang Jian thought in pieces on the side: "Insist that Qingshan will not relax, and the roots are in the broken rock." Thousands of blows are still strong, and the wind blows from east to west, north and south. ”
After reading it, he said very playfully: "What a sentence, let the east and west, north and south wind!" This poem is the finishing touch! ”
At this time, Dad Liu's face became a little gloomy again!
Insist that Qingshan is not relaxed?
Does this stinky boy mean that he is determined that his daughter will not let go?
Thousands of blows are still strong, and the wind is blowing, east and west, north and south?
The meaning of this poem is that my daughter is identified no matter what, right?
This bastard boy!
I must have heard my daughter say that I like these paintings and calligraphy, so I found someone to paint such a painting to give me a dismount!
Although the person who wrote the money was Tang Jian, Dad Liu didn't think that this was Tang Jian's work, because such an excellent and exquisite work could not have been created by that kid.
Seeing that his future father-in-law was still gloomy and speechless because of this painting, Tang Jian began to say playfully again: "By the way, this Tang Jian won't be the singer star who sings very well, looks very handsome, and made hot search headlines some time ago, right?" ”
In the hall outside the door, the mother and daughter of the Liu family shook their heads in unison, this shameless guy actually praised himself so much in front of his future father-in-law!
"What's the use of being handsome!" Dad Liu suddenly said coldly, he picked up this calligraphy and painting of "Bamboo and Stone" that had not completely dried, and wanted to crumple it into a ball and throw it into the trash, but he couldn't destroy such an excellent calligraphy and painting.
And outside, Liu's mother suddenly made up for it coldly: "If you weren't very handsome back then, my mother wouldn't have chased you cheaply!" ”
"Poof!" Liu Yuyan couldn't help laughing, this mother is really biological, this knife is really amazing!
Tang Jian is also convinced, it seems that during the time he went out, this daughter-in-law has already conquered her future mother-in-law, that is to say, she only needs to conquer her future father-in-law!
He continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "Professor Liu, don't you like this calligraphy and painting? If you don't like it, can you give it to me? ”
"Such a garbage calligraphy and painting, wouldn't it be a shame to send it out! Wait a while, I'll write you a calligraphy and painting to celebrate your birthday. ”
Listening, Tang Jian couldn't help laughing, he couldn't help but want to tear down the stage, this old man was obviously amazed by this "Bamboo and Stone", but he was embarrassed to say that it was rubbish with a clear conscience.
In this case, Tang Jian said again: "It's okay, if you don't like it, I'll take it home and frame it, and then hang it in the room to remind me of the spirit of "Bamboo and Stone" at all times!" ”
Outside, Liu Yuyan has already taken it, and I don't know if this father is angry with his brain, but until now, he hasn't been able to recognize Tang Jianlai!
She wondered if this dad really ignored her on weekdays? Otherwise, Tang Jian was so exposed, how could he not hear Tang Jian's voice, how could he not recognize it!
Mother Liu was also convinced, feeling that this old man had lost his mind, she couldn't help but shout to stop, and then told Tang Jian not to act, let these two quickly fight, and whoever wins in the end will listen to whom!
At this time, Dad Liu began to look at Tang Jian, how could this kid feel weird!
Feeling this look full of majesty and a hint of anger, Tang Jian chuckled in his heart and said, "Okay, then you can give me a calligraphy and painting of 'Shoubi Nanshan'." ”
"You took off your mask."
Dad Liu looked at Tang Jian, he thought of Tang Jian accidentally called him a father-in-law before, now this kid's way of speaking and acting are very different from the previous ones, if he still doesn't doubt it, then he will be a university teacher for so many years.
The little slut is going to be exposed!
Liu Yuyan walked over, and Liu's mother shook her head and said that she didn't see it.
"Dad! This calligraphy and painting was created by Tang Jian just now! ”
Liu Yuyan walked in, then patted Tang Jian on the shoulder and said, "Don't pretend!" I can't stand it anymore! ”
Tang Jian took off his mask, called his father, and then said: "I have not had a mother since I can remember, I lost my father when I was 10 years old, and Yu Yan's parents will be my parents in the future." So please don't mind calling you Dad, I'm really embarrassed to hide from you in front of you and deliberately lose to you in chess, and then fool you back. ”
Rage +120......
Rage +130......
This sentence deliberately lost to you in chess, which suddenly made the future father-in-law's face a little unhappy, this stinky boy turned out to be Tang Jian! It's a shame that he said so many things that shouldn't have been said in front of this kid before!
At the same time, he was also a little surprised, he didn't expect this bastard kid to have the skills to play Go, and this Go game is still so good!
"Dad! You speak! Liu Yuyan puffed out her mouth.
Feeling this seeping eyes, Tang Jian coughed: "Maybe our dad said everything he wanted to say on the way back, so he didn't know what to say when he got home." ”
When it was over, he took out his mobile phone and said, "But it's okay, I recorded what our dad said on the way back, and I'll show it to you later." ”
Rage +140......
Energy +150......
This bastard boy!
Dad Liu stared, he didn't expect this stinky boy to give himself such a big set!
Thinking about what he said to this stinky boy on the way back, especially about his daughter, his old face was a little unbearable!
"You get out! I'll talk to this stinky boy alone! Dad Liu's face was hot and cold.
"Well, listen to Dad, go out first."
Saying that, Tang Jian handed the mobile phone to Liu Yuyan, "The recording is a bit long, you go out and listen slowly, let the two of us get along alone and nag, and by the way, contact the relationship!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the future father-in-law suddenly said: "Leave the phone!" ”
This kind of voice that has lost his old face, if this mother and daughter hear it, then how will he mix at home in the future!
"Uh...... Then you go out first, if I shout for help later, remember to rush in to save me as soon as possible! ”
Tang Jian grabbed Liu Yuyan's little shoulders as if he were dead, then pushed her out, and finally closed the door of the study, and said with a smile: "Hey Dad, is there something wrong?" ”
"Bring the phone!"
Dad Liu stretched out his hand, he had to delete the voices that this stinky boy had secretly recorded for the sake of his image, otherwise his disguise mask in front of his wife and daughter would be torn off by this bastard boy!
In this way, what majesty will he have as the head of the family in the future!
"Dad, don't be nervous, in fact, I don't have a recording ......" Tang Jian said weakly, but with the system, he can still use the system props to make it casually.
"You!"
Dad Liu glared, then picked up the brush and looked left and right, as if he was looking for something to take advantage of, and then beat Tang Jian.
Seeing that he was about to go berserk, Tang Jian hurriedly said, "Wait, wait, I'll confess!" I did record it, and I backed it up to the network disk, because I felt that if I was so moved, I had to share it with my daughter-in-law! ”