Chapter 11: Monster Academy
"Sure enough, I'm still too young, remember, you can't look at things too superficially! Who told you that your master and I only have one smoking gun? ”
"Hehe~ Master, I was wrong, you continue!" Shangguan Meng laughed as he raised his "small fist" and rhythmically tapped it on Ni Daye's shoulder.
Ni Daye took a puff of cigarette, and then beckoned to the big blind man, only to see the big blind fart running over, looking very kind.
"Do you know Monster Academy?"
"I've never heard of it!" Shangguan shook his head violently, admitting his ignorance with a smile on his face.
Ni Daye is used to this scene, but if he says any common sense, Shangguan Meng knows it, then it is strange!
"The Monster Academy is an extremely unique and mysterious existence in the Huayao Alliance, and it is not accurate to say that it is an academy, because no one knows where its specific address is, and no one knows who its teacher is, but its name is known to everyone in the entire Huayao Alliance, and no one knows it!
Of course, you kid is an exception! But seriously, it's the first time I've seen someone like you who has no common sense and can still live so big, and from that point of view alone, you can already be considered a genius! ”
Hearing this, Shangguan Meng could only smile slightly, and agreed in his heart: The old guy has a lot of vision, this body died once more than a month ago, but now it has been replaced by his own genius!
"But no one knows where the students of the Monster Academy are, or who they are!
Because the people of the Monster Academy will only reveal their identities when they become famous, and their proof as students of the Monster Academy is the special monster robot of the Monster Academy, so the reputation of the Monster Academy is getting louder and louder day by day, becoming a symbol of strength and honor!
And every July, the Monster Academy will distribute a hundred monster robots to the whole alliance, although everyone doesn't know how the Monster Academy is taught, but everyone is still flocking to it.
Even if it is the price of blood, you have to grab it! Sometimes it will even attract cultivators to take action to grab a future for their children and grandchildren, because they know that with a monster robot, it is equivalent to winning at the starting line and reaching the sky in one step! Ni Daye took a puff of cigarette and slowed down.
"I said, no wonder there were so many humanoid mecha flying around in the sky when I picked up the big blind place, attacking each other, and I was so shocked that I was about to vomit blood! But fortunately, I was resourceful and managed to escape! At this time, Shangguan Meng already knew that the monster robot in Ni Daye's mouth was Da Blind.
But when you think about it, there's something wrong with it! Then he continued with an incredulous expression: "Master, since the big blind is such a precious thing, everyone can risk their lives for it, but you are old and cheap me, you must know that if you sell it for money, it is estimated that there will be people who want to bid tens of millions!" So, Master, you? ”
"Yo, that's good! I really appreciate you more and more now, without a little common sense, sometimes you can find the key to the problem as keenly as a monster!
The reason is very simple, because it is one thing to get a monster robot, and it is another thing to be able to become a member of the Monster Academy, and there is another important step in between, that is, gatekeepers!
And I'm that gatekeeper, and my job is to get all the monster robots back for the academy.
If you don't recognize the Lord, you will directly recycle, and if you recognize the Lord, I need to assess its owner, and those who pass can be retained, and if you don't pass, you will ...... Indirect recycling!
And my identity is only qualified to be known by those who have passed, but I am not qualified to disclose it, otherwise the consequences will be very serious! Ni Daye paused when he said the word "indirect".
fell in Shangguan Meng's heart, combined with the previous events, it is roughly clear that the so-called "indirect" is, to put it bluntly, a trap and abduction!
It seems that the "Miss of My Family" in the mouth of the middle-aged cultivator last time did not pass the assessment, and the monster robot was "indirectly" recovered!
"Master, you are actually the gatekeeper of the Monster Academy! OMG! Is your strength real or fake? ”
"I said I'm weak, do you believe me?"
Shangguan shook his head with a fierce smile.
"So what's the point of your question?" The sword flow is like this, true and false, unpredictable, who can say clearly!
All right! Next, I will arrange for you to enter Donghua No. 3 Middle School, transfer to the third grade of high school, study, you have a year, and then take the college entrance examination, your goal is to be one of the top ten schools in the country, which is also your last assessment, because Monster Academy is in these top ten schools! ”
"Oh my God, you still have to take the college entrance examination? Master, don't you think there's a bit of time? I have never been to school, zero foundation, one year for me to be admitted to the top ten schools, is not a way for anyone to do! "When Shangguan Meng heard the college entrance examination, his face turned green, how could it be that in this era, there is still such a nightmare-level existence.
"Are you human? Don't forget, the Monster Academy recruits all monsters, and the reference of this monster is not a human, but a strange beast!
By the way, a word of caution! Donghua No. 3 Middle School is the worst high school in the entire Donghua City, and there have been no students admitted to the top ten schools for ten years, so you have to work hard!
Also, the original plan was to arrange for you to be in Donghua No. 2 Middle School, but the 2,000 yuan 'activity' fund was used to invite you to dinner, so there was no choice but to enter the third middle school so that you can go to a third-rate middle school if you want to! Ni Daye said while revealing a cheap smile, which will show the old disrespect to the fullest!
"Master, I didn't ask this question, why did you say it!" Shangguan Meng cried directly, it's better not to know the truth!
"It's okay, I just wanted to tell you! Hey......
Well, here's the letter of introduction for the third high school! If you can't pass the test by then, then when we meet again, I'll have to reclaim the big blindness, and that will be the last time we meet!
In addition, I have activated all the functions of the big blind, so you can develop it yourself! The blind appearance has also been transformed into an ordinary intelligent assistance robot, so you don't have to worry about being recognized by others again!
Before leaving, I will send you six more words, 'people to the sword are invincible', remember that it is the 'sword' of the sword! ”
Especially the last sentence, Ni Daye said it very seriously!
But even if Ni Daye said it seriously, Shangguan Meng didn't believe it, and now Shangguan Meng already knows that the so-called "Sword Man Rule" is actually the "Slut Law", and "People are invincible if they are cheap" is the correct solution!
But now is not the time to argue about this!
"Master, are you leaving?" Shangguan Meng's words were a little sad.
"Hmm!" Ni Daye seemed to be infected by Shangguan Meng's emotions, and the whole atmosphere also seemed dull.
"Just like that?"
"No, I have flying fish!"
"We've only known each other for a day, and we haven't had time to cultivate a relationship yet!"
"Although it's only one day, it's a friendship between birth and death!"
"And then?"
"Then you have to study hard and make progress every day!"
"It's not! Master, don't you think you're missing something? Shangguan opened his arms violently, took two steps back, and gestured twice!
"Oh!" Ni Daye suddenly realized, stood up, and gave Shangguan Meng a hug, "Yes, I still need you a hug!" ”
"Master, can we not pretend to be stupid? You're leaving, and I don't expect you to leave me any living expenses or anything like that, but you should teach me some peerless exercises and other self-defense methods!
You also said that Donghua No. 3 Middle School is the worst high school, and you don't want me to be beaten to death before I reach the college entrance examination, right? Shangguan Meng hugged Ni Daye helplessly, and there was still a trace of expectation in his heart.
"I'm still too young! I've already taught everything I need to teach! You'll find out the rest when you get to school! Ni Daye glanced at Shangguan, as if to say: Don't worry, it's all arranged, you can have it all!
But Shangguan Meng always felt that it was not very reliable!