On a night when the sky was dark and the sky was high, and the five fingers could not be seen, a strange conversation was going on on the door of the Laojunguan Palace.

"System, what did you just say you are?"

"It's not scientific, how can there be such a thing as a system."

Wang Xiaoguang looked confused, saying that his brain was a little insufficient. Although he has no brains now, he still feels that the things in front of him are very unscientific.

Ahem, well, if outsiders know, they will definitely complain, a ghost, no, is a magic mirror spirit that is hung on the door of the Taoist temple, and it will talk about science with others.

"Hello host, I am the strongest artifact evolution system in the Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms, and I am very happy to meet you!"

The voice of the system sounded from Wang Xiaoguang's mind again, making him feel incredible.

He could never have imagined that in this Marxist-Leninist China, there would be such an unscientific thing as a system.

However, the system didn't seem to notice the complaint in his heart, and still introduced himself in a very flat tone.

"This system is the king of artifacts, the strongest artifact system specially created by the Jade Disc for the spirits, and is committed to cultivating a new generation of the strongest artifacts that dare to fight, can fight, and are good at fighting."

"With this system, the host can complete the counterattack at the fastest speed, from a small magic weapon, to a super artifact that suppresses the heavens and destroys all worlds."

"With this system, the host can become the rich and handsome in the artifact and the white rich and beautiful in the immortal weapon at the fastest speed, and walk to the peak of life in minutes!"

"With this system, the host can ......"

The system said a lot in Wang Xiaoguang's mind, constantly telling how awesome he would be and how he would counterattack after having the system.

It's just that Wang Xiaoguang is not interested in the beautiful vision described by the system, because this spicy chicken system says that no matter how awesome he becomes, he is always a machine spirit, a magic weapon machine spirit, and he can't do anything.

"Can you become a human?"

"Uh... No! ”

The system was slightly stunned in the face of Wang Xiaoguang's inquiry, and then replied that it was very puzzled, a magic weapon spirit was about to become a human for Mao. When a magic weapon is good, see who is unhappy, just smash it directly and kill him, maim him and get pregnant.

"Forget it then!"

Wang Xiaoguang couldn't become a human after hearing that it was so awesome, and he completely lost interest in the spicy chicken system in his mind, and said that he would better be a little instrument spirit quietly, suppress the heavens, destroy the ten thousand worlds or something, or forget it.

Don't talk to him about ideals, after becoming a machine spirit, you can't even commit suicide, what ideals are there.

Don't talk to him about the future, as a machine spirit, you can only stay in the mirror, and Mao's future.

Don't talk to him about beauties, they've all become machine spirits, you can't do it, you can talk about beauties with birds.

In a word, today's Wang Xiaoguang has become a machine spirit on the surface, but in fact he has become a salted fish, and he doesn't want to turn over when he talks to him.

The system was speechless, thinking about how many immortal artifacts it had created, but it was the first time I had seen such a salted fish artifact.

Could it be that the reputation of this system is going to be ruined on this salted fish?

Thinking of this terrible result, the system couldn't help but shudder, looking at the machine spirits it had possessed before, although all of them were hanging, none of the final achievements were lower than those of the immortal weapons. Such a record, if it is really ruined by this salted fish, it will be a stain that cannot be washed away for a lifetime.

Therefore, the witty system gentleman, the brain runs for a little three seconds, and he has an idea.

"Rest assured, although this system cannot completely turn the host into a human, it also has 18,000 ways to restore the host to human form."

"Really?"

When Wang Xiaoguang heard that he could become a human again, he couldn't care about anything else, a salted fish turned over, stood up excitedly, and asked the system.

Don't blame Wang Xiaoguang for being excited, anyone who somehow becomes a mirror, and after being hung on the door of the palace as a mascot for ten years and three months, it will be like this.

As the so-called loss only knows how to cherish, I used to feel that it was not good to be a person, tired and tired, not only to be a single Wang, but also to be a garage slave, very sad. But if he really becomes a mirror that can't move and can't speak, he will know that it is better to be a person than anything.

At this moment, I heard the system in my mind say that I can become a human again, although it is only a human form, but it is enough for Wang Xiaoguang, a salted fish, to be excited.

"A must!"

"This system is the strongest artifact evolution system, in order to cultivate the machine spirit into the most powerful existence in the heavens and all worlds, and turn into a human form or something, it's all trivial!"

"In this way, as long as you sign a contract with this system, this system will immediately teach you the secret method of transforming into a human form."

System Jun's eyes lit up, and he felt that he had finally mastered the weakness of the little machine spirit, so he patted his chest and reassured, that tone, that demeanor, was like a strange Shu millet who wanted to take a little girl to see a goldfish.

System Jun said that he is very familiar with such things, and some methods are to abduct the little machine spirit into the car, and as for training a simple white person after getting in the car, it is also a so easy thing.

"Okay, I'll make a contract with you!"

Wang Xiaoguang, who is regarded as a simple white, said excitedly, not because he was stupid, but because he felt that he had nothing and didn't care at all.

Nima, think about it, there is only one brain wave left, she can't even fucking kill herself, and she's afraid of being deceived, isn't that a joke?

At this point, an unscrupulous system, a salted fish spirit who had just turned over, under the witness of the Great Dao, concluded a covenant of life and death that would never be abandoned.

To be precise, but the unilateral covenant of life and death, no matter who dies, the two will cancel the agreement, if they can't die, then they can only be good friends for a long time, for a lifetime.

"The system, it's already good, can you teach me the secret method of transformation."

After Wang Xiaoguang signed a contract with the system, he immediately flattered the other party and said that he couldn't wait to transform into a new person.

Even, I made up my mind in my heart, and when the transformation was successful, the first thing I did was to find a woman, and the province was the same as before I was alive, I became a twenty-seven virgin, and I never held the girl's hand until I died.

"Rest assured, the things promised by this system will be completed even with tears in their eyes, and they are full of discipline."

After the system Jun successfully fooled Xiaobai into signing the contract, he was not so anxious, and said slowly.

"That is, an existence like you is definitely the lord of Chrysostom, I doubt that no one dares to doubt you!"

In order to be able to become a human again, Wang Xiaoguang also worked hard. said: or something, throw it on the ground for the time being, and then pick it up when the transformation is successful.

"Well, yes, the children can be taught!"

System Jun was very satisfied with Wang Xiaoguang's attitude, but in order to highlight his greatness, he felt that it was necessary to let the little machine spirit in front of him know that he had contrived.

"Originally, according to your level, you must not be qualified to obtain the Transformation Secret Technique."

"But, who made this system the most kind-hearted, so it took a huge amount of divine power to pry the rules formulated by the ancestor, and exchanged your newcomer rewards for the transformation secret art."

"I hope you can work hard in the future, and don't live up to the high expectations of this system!"

At this moment, the system seems to be incarnated as a kind old man, teaching his juniors earnestly.

"That's, that's."

"From now on, you are my own father, you let me go east, I will never go west. You let me walk the dog, I will never pick the chicken! ”

Wang Xiaoguang looked at the festival that fell to the ground, stepped on it twice, then picked it up and fed it directly to the dog.

"Well, that's very good!"

"This system will pass on the transformation secret technique to you today, and you should practice well."

System Jun waved his hand and directly used the transformation secret technique as a skill and taught it to Wang Xiaoguang.

Suddenly, such a message appeared in Wang Xiaoguang's mind.

"Transfiguration: Rare spells, unique. Function: It can fundamentally change its own form. ”

I, Cao, there is still a rare level, or a unique spell, which fundamentally changes its own form, do you want to hang it like this.

At this moment, Wang Xiaoguang was excited, and the sudden surprise made him cry uncontrollably. It's not easy, it's really unbearable, ten years of waiting, and finally returning to adulthood again.

Wiping the tears in his eyes, Wang Xiaoguang couldn't help shouting in his heart.

"Transfiguration!"

In reality, in front of Lao Junguan, a cold wind blew, bringing a trace of coldness. In this dark and unmanned night, the evil mirror hanging high on the door of the Taoist Temple suddenly underwent strange changes.

If someone sees it, they will definitely shout loudly: I'm Cao, I'm dying!

I saw that the gossip-shaped evil mirror hanging in the high place turned into a human-shaped flash mirror, still in the shape of a naked man, and the cold wind blew, constantly swaying and swaying there, brightening the blind eyes.

"Ah!!h

"System, you me out, I'm going to beat you to death!"