Well, it's not that you can't go back, and the first task is quite simple. And "Five Lucky Stars" is also Wang Haochao's favorite movie, and the general plot is also familiar. Now, the first step should be to find a way to keep the chrysanthemum; The second step is to get out of prison as soon as possible; The third step is to find the "Wubao Cleaning Company" opened by Wufuxing; The fourth step is to talk about it.

Wang Hao thought chaotically in his heart while carefully observing the surrounding environment. This is a very simple cell, there are a few simple shelf beds in it, and there are a total of six people in the cell, including Wang Hao, all tall, short, fat and thin, all of them are carefully observing each other.

Finding that everyone was observing each other, the mustache, who finally looked the oldest, stood up and said to everyone: "Everyone is mixed with the rivers and lakes, and the children of the rivers and lakes do not distinguish between each other, so there is no need to be so protective of others." And for a period of time in the future, everyone will have to eat and live together, so it's better to do this, everyone can understand each other, so that everyone can understand each other, so that the water will not wash the Dragon King Temple. ”

"That's a nice thing to say, then you come first." The short man meditating on the bed spoke first.

"Well, in that case, I'll talk about it first. I was a big Ranks, the crime was very simple, and there was no technical content, there was a guy named Fu Biao, who was drunk and wanted to cut me, and let me chase him from Saigon Street to the public Square Street with two knives. I was held down by the police and sentenced to wounding someone with a weapon, so I came in. ”

After listening to this, Wang Hao thought to himself, it turned out that the mustache was Lan Kesi, and the boss of the others after that was the inspector of the anti-mafia group and the undercover underworld. But big brother, your self-introduction is also amazing, do you know a female middle school hero nicknamed "Double Knife Turkey"? Is such blatant plagiarism really good?

At this time, the person standing in the corner also spoke, this person was wearing glasses, had messy curly hair, and spoke with a strange accent: "Then let me talk about my roar, my name is Su Ji, everyone can call me curly hair, I received the call of the workers, and went to lead the workers to protest and demonstrate." However, it is a pity that although I was not confused by money, the factory owner bribed my partner and caused a riot during the demonstration, and the reasonable and legal demonstration turned into an illegal assembly and a crowd to make trouble, and I went to prison for no reason. ”

It seems that this is the old three curly hair, Wang Hao's deepest impression of him is that he ran to lead the masses to protest, advocating what prostitutes are legal and everyone is free. When I watched the movie back then, I saw Su Ji standing there talking serious nonsense, and I felt like a messenger of justice. Seriously, someone is doing this now......

"It's really unlucky to hear you say that. But that's nothing compared to me. The dwarf who was meditating on the bed also sat up and told the crowd about his bad luck.

The short one is called the exhaust pipe, and he usually drives a small three-wheeled modified car, wandering around the street, and if there is a car that catches his eye, he will get out of the car and disguise himself as a car cleaner, and steal all the car parts, windshields, and tires on the car. And there are really fools who take it seriously, tip him, and let him wipe the car.

As a result, this day was also unlucky, stole from the policeman's head, the policeman lay on the ground to pick up the car keys, and found that his car was propped up for no reason. Upon closer inspection, it turned out that someone had stolen the tires.

The quick-witted sheriff ran straight to the car with the exhaust pipe and waited for him, gun in one hand and handcuffs in the other. In the face of the sheriff's pistol, he could only obediently put on his own handcuffs.

After listening to the description of the exhaust pipe, everyone said that he was indeed unlucky. At this time, a tall man standing against the wall walked up to the crowd and spoke: "When it comes to criminal methods, I should be the most clever of us." ”

The tall man's name was Vaseline, and every time he went to the jewelry store, he first asked the clerk to show him the most expensive watch. Next, find a substitute for the dead ghost and pretend to know someone else, "Old Chen, I haven't seen you for a long time." I didn't expect to meet here......"

After that, get a toy gun, and the sound and blood correspond at the same time, so that others think that they have been shot. After being shot, he ran out of the door with a lot of thoughts, leaving behind a confused honest man.

This trick is okay to deal with ordinary people, but I didn't expect to meet the real robber this time, and the efficiency of the police this time was so high, the robber just left and the police came, and he was blocked by the police.

When Wang Hao heard this, he already knew that the prison room he was currently in was the one where Wufuxing was located. It depends on how you break it now, if you break it well, you can directly join the lucky stars here.

At first glance, except for the fat man, everyone else said it. The heart said not to be the last to say, and it seemed that he was not active, so he took the initiative to stand up and say: "My name is Wang Hao, and I came in because of fraud." Then he talked about a few real-world telephone fraud cases that the "Rule of Law Online" column often came up with, to the effect that he won the lottery to receive the prize and had to pay money or something.

After Wang Hao finished speaking, everyone turned their eyes to the only remaining fat man. The fat man hurriedly stood up and said, "Big brothers, my name is Teapot, and I came in on charges of burglary, and the specific situation is like this......"

The teapot rode a little donkey, wore a night suit, and wore a hood to steal something.

As soon as I arrived on the second floor, I was surrounded by a group of people to celebrate Sammo Hung's birthday. In addition to the birthday cake, there are also beautiful women who throw themselves into their arms and kiss when they don't agree.

After kissing for a while, the beauty finally realized that it was not Sammo Hung and yelled to catch the thief. The teapot hurriedly pushed everyone away and ran away, and before leaving, the teapot kissed the beauty again, and it seemed that it was not enough to take advantage.

In the end, the teapot wanted to learn the King Kong Hanging Wire of "Best Partner" and escaped, but unfortunately the technology was there, but the luck was not, and he flew in by himself as soon as the police car opened the door.

When everyone finished speaking, everyone looked at each other, and Rankes spoke first: "In this way, no matter how long we have to squat here, a cell must be the size of a cell." None of us are the kind of people who are extremely vicious, we people in the rivers and lakes do it casually, and we come to marry Jinlan, and we will divide the size by age. ”

The others thought about it, and it should be in unison.

"Okay." Rankes said, "I'm the oldest, so I should be the boss." ”

The exhaust pipe also stood up and said, "Then I'm the second." ”

"I'm the third." Curly fur put on a righteous shelf and shouted loudly.

"I'm the fourth." Vaseline also joined the crowd.

"I'm the fifth." Wang Hao hurriedly stepped forward, the youngest of the lucky stars would be crushed to death by this group of brothers, so he resolutely couldn't recognize the sixth brother.

"Then I'm the sixth child." The teapot finally stood up and pointed to himself.

The crowd folded their hands together and shouted, "In the future, we will share blessings and difficulties." ”

"Who volunteered to come out and clean the toilet?"

"Him!" All five pointed to the teapot in unison.