What should I do when I get back from the dream plane? Decide on your next step? Writing a report? Studying history? Consult life with that unreliable goddess? It turns out that this is all nonsense, and the heroes in the movie who can run to the White House to attend the conference just after fighting the aliens are all liars - in fact, the first thing Hao Ren, the guy who had just saved the world, did after coming back was to go back to their respective rooms and sleep for nearly a day and a night, and after waking up, Hao Ren pondered on the calendar for a long time before figuring out what day it was......

After figuring out what day it was, Hao Ren yawned, tilted his head back and fell on the bed, ready to continue sleeping for a while. But this time, as soon as he lay down, he heard a crackling sound next to him, and then something jumped on his chest, and the next second, a wet and cool tail began to crack in his face. Hao Ren opened his eyes and found that the little mermaid was turning her head to meet his eyes.

The child continued to be happy, of course she was not tired: she spent most of the time in the dream plane hiding in the space to sleep, and occasionally going out was basically to breathe and play for a while, and no dangerous things were encountered. Hao Ren later doubted the significance of bringing Doudou to the dream plane, but he was soon relieved: with this child's talent for death, carrying her with him was the greatest significance......

Hao Ren got up and cleaned up, and came out of the house with Doudou and her pot, and saw Vivien cleaning the room, and Lily was sitting opposite "Roll" not far away listening to the hadith, and the black and white stupid cat had been out for a few days, covered in dirty hair. But the body shape is fat out of thin air, and I don't know where it is the result of being free. Looking at such a prosaic daily scene in front of me. Hao Ren was a little unable to come back to his senses - his state was still immersed in the previous "Rebellion of the Firstborn", which can be called a natural disaster, and the thrilling scene at that time was really impressive. He looked at the everyday scene in front of him and felt a little out of place.

"Awake?" Vivian glanced at Hao Ren and said in the direction of the table, "The rice is not cold yet, hurry up and eat, you are left." ”

Hao Ren sat down at the table with a sigh, looking at the familiar dishes and chopsticks in front of him, smelling the familiar smell of the earth's food, and this was the only way to completely throw that sense of disobedience aside. He drank two sips of gruel to refresh himself, and when he grabbed a small long bao, he suddenly felt something. Looking up in Lily's direction: "Lily! ”

Lily looked up, Hao Ren threw the bun over, and the next scene was wonderful: Lily jumped on the spot almost instinctively, her body spun, and she opened her mouth to catch the bun - but the "roll" was faster than her movements, and a black shadow flashed over the bun and disappeared, leaving Lily to look at the bun in the cat's mouth and be stunned.

Vivian pinched the rag and glared at Lily with one hand on her waist: "Look at your little bit of energy, just jump up and catch food, and even rob the cat!" It's just a matter of robbing the cat. I haven't even grabbed it yet! This action should be your family heirloom, okay? ”

Lily blinked, and she wondered: "Why does the landlord have a cat like a dog......"

"Anyway, what are the four masters doing?" Hao Ren finished breakfast in two bites, and then remembered that there were four more people in the family at once, but he didn't see the four ascetics. He can be counted as remembering his work as an "alien guardian". I think I should find those four ascetics to popularize the common sense of life here.

After all, for the foreseeable future, those four, like Betsy, will not be able to go back.

He still remembered that when he got home the night before, he hurriedly explained to the bearded four about life here, at least let them know how to use the toilet and running water - the four dervishes had been picked up from Little Green Man Planet and had gone straight from Kuiper to the Dream Plane. It had just arrived on Earth - and the four of them were placed in the last two empty rooms upstairs, just as two men and two women could arrange. I don't know if they're used to living here.

"They should be in the back of the house." Vivien frowned, "Went out early in the morning. He said that he was not used to staying in his room, and that he wanted to practice in nature. ”

"Practice?" Hao Ren was stunned for a moment, and couldn't understand how this had anything to do with cultivation, "They don't plan to build a temple behind the house-the real estate bureau doesn't allow this!" ”

"Won't you see for yourself?" Vivian came over to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and by the way, threw the chopsticks that Hao Ren used to eat into the bean pot, "I always feel that they don't fit well with life here, and I prepared a lot of meals for them when I got up in the morning, but they took a few steamed buns to the water room to pick up some cold water and ran out......"

Hao Ren probably guessed what was going on when he heard this, and hurriedly went out from the back door of the house to find the four masters. As mentioned earlier, Hao Ren's big house is located on the border of the southern suburbs, which is the most remote one, and there is a wilderness directly behind the house, and I don't know what the four ascetics plan to practice in the wilderness. He pushed the door open and went out not far to see three people, including the bearded man: three ascetics clearing a clearing in the field, still dressed in their shabby gray robes, sitting on the ground with their eyes closed and meditating, and a bonfire lit in the middle of the three - as if they were surviving in the wilderness......

Hao Ren looked over and saw that there were two nuns with the bearded man, and the young monk didn't know what to do. He stepped forward and sat down next to the bearded man: "What are you doing here?" ”

"Self-cultivation and daily meditation," the bearded man opened his eyes and nodded to Hao Ren with a smile, "Eat?" ”

Hao Ren was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart that this way of greeting was quite down-to-earth: "Eh...... Eaten. Why aren't you in the house? Didn't I prepare a room for you? ”

"The room conditions are too good for us to cultivate," the older nun shook her head, "and we can't let ourselves be indulged in a comfortable environment, it will weaken the strength of the mind." When there is a task, it is easy to go with the flow, but now that you start a normal life, you must pay attention to keeping the poor. ”

Hao Ren looked at the empty wilderness around him, now that the weather is freezing and the New Year is approaching, the wilderness is naturally a depressed scene, and even the wild rabbits that are scurrying around in this area all the year round can't see a few, he can't cry and laugh a little: "Don't you plan to live in this wilderness?" ”

"That's exactly what I mean," the bearded man nodded with a stern expression, "Isn't it a good thing that a few of us plan to build a wooden house in the wilderness here, first, to practice and live, and secondly, to worship the goddess in it, so that the glory of the gods can continue in this world." ”

Hao Ren felt that he couldn't understand the way these people were thinking: "Are you really going to do this?!" Don't say anything else...... Where are you going to get the wood for the house? ”

The bearded man finally frowned when he heard this: "That's right, a few of us were looking around just now, and we found that there are few trees in this place, and there are not many stones in sight, so it is indeed a bit difficult to build a house." But we just saw a lot of trees in the north......"

Hao Ren thought about it and almost jumped up: "That's a windbreak!" Don't cut it! ”

"Looks like we still have a lot to learn here," the young nun muttered hoarsely, then looked at the bearded man, "why don't we dig a hole in the ground?" Emulate the Geyi ascetics of a thousand years ago......"

The elder nun also offered to build yì: "Or go and practice under the pagoda we saw in the south before?" The base of the tower is a pile of iron shelves, wrapped in leather cloth to block the wind, but it is a little closer to the crowd, and I don't know if the owner of the tower can speak......"

Hao Ren thought about it, and reminded him in a cold sweat: "...... Don't mind, it's the TV tower......"

The bearded Baoxiang nodded solemnly: "Then it seems that we can only dig a hole in the ground, and when he comes back, we will start work - anyway, you don't prohibit digging holes in the wasteland, right?" There are some areas where you are not allowed to dig casually, and you have to report to the local lord. ”

Hao Ren's cold sweat was ready to spread to the instep of his feet at this time, and he found that he had underestimated the strange habits of these ascetics, who came to the earth as if they were challenging people. In all fairness, he felt that he should not be able to change the belief of this fanatical believer, so he had to tactfully propose Jianyi: "I have no problem with you persisting in surviving in the wilderness, but can we delay for a few days?" You see, you don't even understand the rules here, and you're almost ready to cut down the windbreak just now - it's going to cause huge trouble for others. Wait until you guys understand the rules and regulations before you plan to survive in the wilderness? ”

The bearded man thought about it for a while, and felt that it made sense: "That's fine, then we'll be bothering you at night for the next few days, and practice here during the day." This place is a big place, and it is indeed a good place. ”

The other two nuns nodded in agreement, and then each took out a steamed bun from his bosom and roasted it around the campfire to prepare for dinner: it turned out that they still adhered to the rule of "meditate before eating", and they still haven't eaten yet. Hao Ren looked at the steamed buns in the hands of several people, thinking about his diet on weekdays, and always felt that he was even more upset about this: "You guys just eat this?" ”

The bearded man smiled with satisfaction: "That's good." ”

Hao Ren thought that he and his friends lived in a good house and ate good food, but let these four King Kongs challenge man and nature in the wasteland behind, and always felt that once it was transmitted, it would be at least enough to repost 500 pieces of moral news on Weibo, so he wanted to persuade again: "You are so easy to starve yourself to death......

Before he could finish his sentence, he saw that the young monk, who had been running somewhere, had suddenly returned, carrying a hare in his hand......

The bearded man jumped up and took the rabbit, and with the help of magic, he bleeds in an instant, and then smeared spices on the rabbit's legs and prepared to roast them on the campfire, while asking, "What do you say?" ”

Hao Ren: "...... Nothing ......."

It's better than what you eat! (To be continued......)