It's a little sad to say, Lord Monkey really didn't expect that this society has become exaggerated like this now, those people really have no connotation at all, what is good-looking is enough. Is it good to eat? Does being good-looking mean being a good person? Is it good looking to be suitable for that job?

The sky is blind with a special dog's eyes! Even Jiangang easily found a job as a cashier in a small supermarket, and even the alien Dia was hired as the front desk of an intermediary company. But the monkey master is still holding a USB flash drive with a resume in his hand, and no one cares.

What does it mean to not look like a good person? What does it mean to be full of fierce flesh and dare not ask for it? What does it mean to have a dull gaze and no energy? Damn it! If it weren't for the bet with Jiangang, the monkey master would have eaten these grandsons, and he would have really eaten them! Dip it in soy sauce and eat.

When the three of them gathered at night, looking at Jian Gang and Dia showing off there, eager to ride on his head and dance, the monkey master was about to crush his teeth.

"Wait and see!"

Early the next morning, Dia and Jiangang went to work with great interest, although it was not a tall class, but at least they finally had some aspect better than the old monkey, and the old monkey was struggling to find a job in 58.com and Ganji online resume. He really does everything, from thugs to managers, from masons to cooks, as long as he is recruited by others, he will vote for a job, but hundreds or thousands of copies have been voted out, and now except for a job as a housekeeper who has replied to him, everything else has been lost.

"Is Lao Tzu going to be a nanny?"

The monkey master sucked the yogurt and asked Ye Fei, who put his chin on his shoulder as a staff officer for him, with a sour tone in his tone......

"That'...... Otherwise, you can send me a resume, and I will hire you. ”

"Fart! Isn't that cheating? The monkey master's eyes were full of disdain: "Am I the kind of person who can cheat?" ”

"Aren't you? Fight a landlord who wants to use prophecy, you tell me you don't cheat? ”

"These are two different things! It's a matter of dignity! ”

"Oh, you don't have dignity when you play cards?"

"There are no fathers and sons in the casino." The monkey master said categorically.

When he set off for the only place agreed upon by his employer, he went to see the hungry cannibal assassin brother, who is now in meditation mode, but I am afraid that he will not be able to carry it for a few days, and when Tana's little sister returns, he will release a little buff magic such as perception amplification, and then ...... Hahaha, ten times the hunger, sweeping the eight wildernesses.

"Hold it up here, Dad went out to work." The monkey patted the glass box, and then threw a cigarette into it from the blowhole: "I'm really hungry, so I'll smoke a cigarette." ”

After that, he put on a set of tailor-made clothes that Karl Lagerfeld had just arrived yesterday, put on the million-level watch that Tana bought for him last time, and a pair of handmade thin cowhide shoes, and went to work in high spirits.

When passing by Jiangang's small supermarket, he walked in to buy cigarettes, and Jiangang, who had already put on a supermarket uniform, immediately smiled when he saw him coming: "Yo, go out to find a job again?" If you can't find it, forget it, admit defeat. ”

"Fart! You wait!! Give Lao Tzu to wrap cordyceps and put it on your account. ”

"Why, my salary is only seventy a day, which is not enough for your pack of cigarettes."

"You give you more than 200,000 yuan a month!"

"That's Tana's money! It's not from you, you are still honest and straightforward. ”

The two argued, and the manager of the supermarket came over and asked Jian Gang with a frown: "What's the matter with you?" How can you use this attitude with your customers? ”

"He? He's a fart customer. ”

"Do you want to do it?"

"I'm his husband." The monkey master coughed, shameless.

Jian Gang gave him a blank look, then forcefully pushed him back, and threw a pack of cigarettes to him: "Hurry up, don't let me see you today." ”

The monkey master took the cigarette and left with a smile, Jian Gang pouted, took out the money and threw it into the cash register in dissatisfaction, and then muttered and cursed.

And the store manager looked at the back of the monkey master, and then looked at Jian Gang, looking confused...... Although she is only a store manager in a supermarket, she is also a fashionista after work, and she thinks that she knows the genuine imitations at a glance, and the equipment on Jiangang's husband just now...... Mom, that's not something ordinary people can afford to wear, that clothes, that pair of leather shoes, that watch, are enough to take down this supermarket, and even the rest of the money can be used in the supermarket for several months......

"Jiangang, is that really your husband?"

"Him?" Jian Gang was a blank eyer, but he didn't mean to object: "Ignore him." ”

"That'...... Who is your husband? ”

"Patient."

The monkey master didn't go to Diya because he didn't stop by...... Of course, it's a strange thing for people wearing millions of clothes to crowd the bus, but there are not many people who can read the goods, but I just think this guy is a bit overbearing, occupying the special seat of the old, weak, sick and pregnant without moving, and he is not ashamed.

After forty minutes of bumpy bus, the monkey arrived at the destination this time, he didn't expect this place to be a villa area, it seems that the person who let him come to interview is not thin, this villa is at least twenty or thirty million, all of which are on top of Tana's money earned in a week.

After tidying up his clothes, the monkey man pressed the doorbell. Then a female voice came from inside, and asked vigilantly, "Who are you looking for?" ”

"You came to apply, you sent me a message yesterday."

"Oh, okay. Come in. ”

The iron door slammed open, and when the monkey man entered, he found that this kind of door could be automatic...... It's really premium. Once inside, he took a closer look at his surroundings.

After entering the door is a yard, the yard is covered with quietly trimmed turf, and there is a wolf green not far away, the originally fierce wolf green just glanced at the monkey master and retracted into the nest and shivered, there is a small terrace in the corner of the yard, there is a wooden table on it, it seems that the owner is still quite interesting.

When I came to the door, there was already a pair of cute rabbit slippers at the door, and a female voice came from the house: "The shoes are at the door, please come in." ”

The monkey pouted, changed into slippers and walked in. After entering, I found that this place was amazing, the wall opposite the door was full of star photos, and the monkey master was a top otaku, and there were a lot of actors and directors he liked very much. In the middle of the room is a coffee table, on which there are several small toys, and it seems that there should be a young child here.

After entering, he sat down on the sofa by himself, and fiddled with a small Rubik's Cube, which was just like a game for him to reset in nine seconds......

But after he had restored all six sides and placed them on the table, he noticed that there was an extra person next to him, who was looking at him in amazement.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I'm too engrossed. Didn't notice you were coming. ”

The person who came was a woman, wearing pajamas, although she was plain but also naturally beautiful, she looked a little familiar, with a soft and soft wife smell.

"It's okay, you're too fast...... I can only put it on in an afternoon. The woman smiled and put a cup of tea in front of the monkey master: "Please drink tea." ”

Master Monkey is a little difficult to accept this kind of politeness, obviously he came to apply, and now the boss is so polite, which makes him a little embarrassed......

Of course, when the monkey master was observing here, this woman was also observing the monkey master. That's right, the clothes on the body are Lagerfeld's handiwork, and they should be individually customized. The watch in your hand is also genuine, and the Breguet strap is very recognizable.

"You're really here...... Applying? ”

She was a little incredulous that such a person would apply for a job as a housekeeper. If it is said that a fan knows about her situation and comes to get close to her, it is still possible......

"yes, otherwise what am I doing here?" The monkey master took a sip of tea: "Alas? Sri Lankan black tea, you have a good taste. You have to add some lemon to taste. ”

"You're the one who really has taste." The woman smiled politely, "Can I take the liberty of asking?" ”

"You ask."

"Excuse me, don't you think it's a little strange that you're dressed in a multi-million dollar outfit and come here to work as a housekeeper?"

The monkey master looked down at the clothes on his body, and then shrugged: "This body is millions? Damn, I'm going to have to go back and train those guys, it's too extravagant. I usually wear bargains bought on Taobao, nineteen yuan and nine free shipping. ”

"Can you tell me your true purpose?"

This real purpose...... It made the monkey master a little embarrassed, he scratched his head, and looked at him left and right: "Alas? You are so familiar, are you a star? ”

"What do you say?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Master Monkey waved his hand: "Can this smoke?" ”

The woman pulled out an ashtray from under the coffee table: "Can you give me one?" After I had children, I rarely smoked. ”

Master Monkey popped one out and handed it to her, she took the cigarette and looked at it: "You really don't look like a person who comes to look for a job." ”

"Then what else am I here for?" Master Monkey sighed: "It's hard to find a job these days." ”

"Can I ask you a few questions?"

"Don't you, don't say it. You're the boss. ”

The woman covered her mouth and chuckled: "I still want it, now this society is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." The first question, you say on your resume...... Can you cook? ”

"Yes, I've been a cook for three years, and I'm best at Chinese food, and I'm okay with Western food, and I can barely make Wellington steak."

"Can you demonstrate that, you know...... I'm usually busy at work, and sometimes it's too late to cook when I get home. ”

The monkey nodded, hung the little coat on the back of the sofa, turned around and walked into the kitchen, and then in twenty minutes, he made a beautifully decorated veal steak with a charred outside and tender inside, which was full of fragrance.

"It's great, it's comparable to the French chefs I know." The woman took a sip, and her eyes lit up: "It's really good." ”

"It's so-so." The monkey master cocked Erlang's legs: "Virginia Woolf said that if people don't eat well, then they can't think well, love well, and rest well. ”

"Hello, let's officially meet each other, my name is Dai Wei." She stretched out her hand to the monkey master: "I don't know your name yet." ”

"Lu Fanlei, you can call me a monkey or an old monkey." Master Monkey also stretched out his hand: "Your name is so familiar, are you the actor who won the Palme d'Or." ”

"I like the title of actor, I don't like stars." Dai smiled very charmingly, and after withdrawing his hand, he put aside the uneaten steak: "Then the second question, you say on your resume...... You know martial arts, this ......"

"That's it." The monkey master took out a roasted pea from the small plate, and flicked it at the fork that cut the steak, and after the fork flew up, he flicked the fork's butt accurately, and the fork immediately turned into a disemboweled bullet, and his face flew to Dai Wei's face with the apple on the table.

Just when Dai Weihua's face was pale, the monkey master suddenly reached out and held the fork and pulled it out from the apple, and knocked the apple down in front of Dai Wei, the whole action was done in one go, handsome and cool.

"Wow...... It's really fantastic. Dai Wei couldn't believe his eyes anymore: "So the third question, you said on your resume, you can help with any problems, right?" ”

"Theoretically, there's nothing you can't do except have children."

Most people are actually bragging when they say this kind of thing, including the monkey master, but his aura is really strong, and that self-confidence is simply no one......

Of course, normal people wouldn't believe him bragging, Dai Wei was obviously a normal person, so she just pursed her lips and smiled, her eyebrows slightly raised.

To be honest, this woman is quite charming, but it is not the same as Ye Fei's charming, but the same thing is that she is very attractive, but ...... There is something wrong with the monkey master, and there will always be problems with the focus of his attention, such as changing to another man at this time, it is strange that the eyes are not straight, but the monkey master's focus is Dai Wei's left hand.

"You don't have a ring on your hand, and you have a child. You're pregnant before you get married. ”

This question was very embarrassing, and Dai Wei, who made the atmosphere, stunned, was silent for a long time before nodding and said, "Sort of, the person you love is not human, what should I do." Okay, let's not talk about that, can you help me keep it a secret? ”

"That's it? Is it a secret? You also think too highly of yourself. The monkey master waved his hand: "I don't even bother to say it." ”

Dai Wei had never seen such a lonely and arrogant person, but she was surprisingly appetizing, she squinted her eyes and smiled like a fox: "It's not just this secret...... Rather, can you come with me? ”

With curiosity, the monkey master followed the little woman in pajamas to the master bedroom, the monkey looked at her from behind, her figure was really good, not like a person who had a child at all.

Pushing open the door, she pointed to the bed: "What do you see?" ”

"A little girl, but it's the first time I've seen a little girl like to play with guns, and I'm really good when I grow up."

"You can see her!" Dai Wei's emotions were a little out of control: "How is this possible!! ”

"Hey...... A child who is so big and lost, even if he can be invisible, how deep can he be, don't make trouble, if I can't see it, I really have to go home and farm. ”

"Who the hell are you?"

"You're stupid, looking for a job!"

Dai Wei thought for a moment: "Can I trust you?" ”

"Believe it or not?"

"So how much do you want to be paid?"

"You can watch it." The monkey master walked to the side of the bed, reached out and pressed it on the little girl's forehead, only lightly......

"You...... What did you do to her? Why...... Why can I see her? ”

"Because I'm too young to control my ability, I'll temporarily seal her ability, but your daughter is very interesting, she is a compound ability at such a young age, and she is a good seedling when she grows up."

"You...... Can you explain it to me? I'm afraid ......" (To be continued.) )