In fact, even the monkey master himself didn't know how he transformed from a teaser to a high-cold coercion, this transformation is probably ...... It probably came after eating the arbiter, but it was like a sudden illness without warning. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What do you want, sir?"

"Have a cup of coffee." The monkey sat by the floor-to-ceiling window of the café on the street: "Less sugar." ”

"Okay, please wait."

After the waiter left, the monkey sat quietly with his eyes closed, and the flow of people outside the window was endless.

"Handsome, won't you invite me for a drink?"

Suddenly, a voice sounded in his ears, and the monkey master opened his eyes and found that a tall woman had sat opposite him, with delicate facial features, peach blossom eyes, and wheat-colored skin, and at first glance it was not a yellow characteristic, but the whole person was full of charm.

"You help too, it's a café, not a bar. What do I ask you to drink? Watermelon juice? ”

"Okay, let's get watermelon juice then." The woman was not polite, and summoned the waiter: "Have a glass of watermelon juice, this handsome guy is in for a treat." ”

The waiter turned his head to look at the monkey master, the monkey master didn't talk nonsense, just waved his hand to let him do it, and after the waiter left, the woman opposite the monkey master suddenly laughed: "You are really cold." ”

"You guys, can you give me some personal space?"

"I'm so uncomfortable when you say that." The woman covered her mouth with her hands, and her eyebrows and eyes smiled into a crescent moon: "I'm here to help you." ”

The identity of this woman is actually known, because she is wearing the emblem necklace of the Multiverse Arbitration Commission around her neck, which is an obvious identification tag.

The monkey master knows about this matter, and it is also what he requested, after all, now as a human guardian, the authority of the monkey master has expanded a lot, and the group should have a secretary for the chairman.

"Nice to meet you, Great Might." The woman stretched out her hand to the monkey master: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Sharo Muvadi." ”

"Eloquent Genius."

"Yes, no one called me that in years."

The monkey master smiled and reached out to shake her: "I didn't expect to be able to meet with a god in this situation." Your name is a bit of a mouthful, though. ”

"You're really joking, we're just false gods, you're the true gods. As for the name, you can give me any one you want, I don't mind. ”

"Okay, dog."

Dog ......

The Eloquent Lady was choked to death, although she had heard before she took up her post, that the new Guardian was not only the only Guardian with great powers, but also a monster with a perverse, violent, and uncertain personality. She didn't believe it before, after all, aren't all powerful people wise and rational? But looking at it today, it's really true, this powerful person is really quite nonsensical.

"Okay...... It's good if you're happy. I had already contacted Tacheng in the morning to see you, but they told me that you were on vacation, so I had to come and disturb you on my own initiative. Starting today, I will be your secretary in charge of the liaison between you and the Committee, so please take care of it in the future. ”

"Then you go and buy the order now."

After speaking, the monkey master got up and was about to leave, and the dog sister was blindsided on the spot, she silently took out a credit information card on her body, and then silently put it back, standing up pitifully: "I...... There may be no money. ”

In the end, it was the monkey master who paid the bill, but because of this incident, he beeped the famous debater girl all the way, almost so beep that she almost resigned......

"I'm an alien...... No, no, no, it's from another world, it's not that I don't have money, but I don't have the currency of the earth, and there's no way for me to brush up on credits here. The dog was obviously still quibbling: "So you're embarrassing me." ”

"Are you married?"

Master Monkey's sudden question made the dog stunned, she muttered for a while, and then said with embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I won't provide ***." ”

"Huh." The monkey master squinted at her: "I just asked if you are married." ”

"I'm divorced."

"Then I'll introduce you to a boyfriend."

"No...... No, no...... No need. ”

The eloquent goddess really can't keep up with the rhythm of the monkey master, after all, as a mature person, she would never talk about this kind of topic with someone who has just known each other for less than twenty minutes.

But in the end, it was an experienced senior secretary, she quickly adjusted her mood and began to follow behind the monkey master to report some entry information to him.

"Under Article 331 of the Multiverse Act, Guardians enjoy the highest level of control and can mobilize the regular armed forces of any of the worlds in an emergency. According to Article 1440 of the Universe Act, the Guardian has the authority to impeach and remove the Emperor of the Universe, but it needs to be passed by the Council. ”

"Then I will now bring up the recall, the removal of the 131 World Emperor."

"This ...... This ......"

The monkey master raised his eyebrows: "No? ”

"Okay...... Yes, yes, but the 131 world, as the main combat power, is probably ......"

"Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as them." The monkey master waved his hand generously: "Then what do you say you are for?" ”

"I can assist you in coordinating the communication of information with the Interstellar Council and the Arbitration Committee."

"What's the difference between the two organizations?"

“emmmm…… The same group of people, there is no difference. ”

"They're sick."

When she opened her mouth, she scolded several Universe Emperors, these people were the top bosses of the Eloquent Heavenly Maiden, and of course the Monkey Master was too, so she didn't speak, just lowered her head and pondered how to deal with this difficult boss.

However, it is difficult to entangle, in the end, it is a powerful person, and it is an unprecedented powerful guardian, this is simply amazing, after all, the guardian is against the powerful person.

"How's your fighting ability?"

"Me?" Sister Gouzi was stunned for a moment, and then shook her head slightly: "It's very ordinary." ”

The monkey didn't ask any more, but along the way, he suddenly opened his mouth to ask and the like, there were many kinds of topics, and there were almost no repetitions, of course, they were all the same difficult to answer.

"Do you have confidence in yourself?"

"What do you mean?"

"Seduce men."

O Almighty God, O Almighty Brahma...... Rain down the divine thunder and slash this stinky hi!

After a stunned effort, the monkey master had already come to the front, and the dog sister sighed, followed quickly, keeping a distance of about one meter and a half from him, and walked through the heat wave of the city.

The monkey master is shopping aimlessly, he doesn't even know what he wants to do, anyway, he just goes wherever he goes, so the dog sister is also cured and walks slowly with his footsteps, she is now learning to be obedient and no longer takes the initiative to find trouble, but even after the monkey master is also very worried.

"Where are we now?"

"Just hang out." The monkey master stood on a bridge with his hands behind his back: "You say, why is the security here so good?" ”

"Huh?"

Sister Gouzi was blindfolded at that time, and she couldn't get the point of the monkey master at all, and said with an unhappy face Why is the security so good, what is the problem?

But she was smart and didn't ask why, she just followed the monkey master's side, pursed her lips, and there was some grievance in her eyes...... Aggrieved.

The monkey master looked at the sky, then glanced at the side of his hand, and muttered for a moment: "The first time we meet, I will invite you to dinner." ”

"I ...... No money. ”

"I please."

"You just said you invited ......"

There was no way to refuse, Sister Dog was taken by the monkey master to a fly path full of sewage and flies, surrounded by all kinds of buying and selling, people set up carpets, support barbecue grills to sell all kinds of food of indistinct materials, crayfish crawled everywhere in the foamy alleys, the air was filled with the spicy of barbecue and stir-frying, barrels of draft beer poured out of the not very clean barrels, and hops were brought to those open-air tables.

"...... here" Sister Gouzi covered her mouth and nose with her hands: "The environment is a bit bad." ”

The monkey master dodged the rubbing shoulders on the opposite side, took the dog to a table where there was still a vacant seat, sat down, and then smiled and ordered a bunch of strange things, some of which were even ingredients that the dog had never seen before, which looked disgusting.

However, compared with the reserve of the talented goddess, the monkey master seems to be much more open, and when he comes up, he has three strings of waists, and then he takes a sip of ice Coke, which makes him sigh.

"Eat."

"I'm sorry, but I've never eaten animal offal."

With a shelf, huh?

"If you don't eat, get out." Master Monkey frowned: "I don't have time or interest in accommodating you, and change someone who can talk to me." ”

It's all said and done, if you want to let ordinary people go, they must turn around and leave, after all, no matter how powerful the ability is, you can't insult your personality casually. But Miss Dog had made a military order before she came, and she also learned from many sources that there was something wrong with this freak, so although she was very uncomfortable, she still determined not to leave, and sat there like an execution ground and stuffed the internal organs in her hand into her mouth.

After a few chews, she retched, but still swallowed the food in her mouth with tears, and then took a big sip of beer, but then carbon dioxide gushed out, directly from her nostrils, not to mention embarrassing, mixed with her delicate and feminine appearance, it was really quite interesting.

After eating the two strings of waists on the table, she wiped her mouth and raised her head, glanced at the monkey master with resentment, and then didn't speak.

The people around didn't notice the two people in the corner, they were still walking slowly in the hot air, and as night came, there were more and more people on this dirty little street, and there were more and more people buying and selling, buying and selling, and it was very lively.

"Do you see these people?"

"See."

"You must not have been in contact with it before."

Of course not, the goddess of debate, she was born in an aristocratic family, she has been clothed and fed since birth, has received the best education from childhood to adulthood, has a top brain, and is a figure at the top of the pyramid no matter what world she is in. She has been able to achieve results in a short period of time in various fields, although it has been confirmed that she is the reincarnation of a god, but she has never given up her efforts, when she has come into contact with the masonry of these pyramids, let alone eaten these lowly foods.

"You're so proud." Seeing that she didn't speak, the monkey master just laughed: "I like to eat in this kind of place the most." ”

"Why? You're so honorable. ”

"It's not me who is honored, it's my innate ability, this ability is noble to you, it's just a drag to me." The monkey master chewed on Oxford and lit a cigarette: "Even because of this, most of the powerful people are very world-weary. ”

"Misanthropy?"

"Yes, misanthropy." The monkey master sighed and stared into the dog's serious eyes: "Because of these abilities, we are bound in a certain circle, and I am no exception. The reason why I like to be in this kind of place is to get rid of my subconscious gloom and despair. Get more smoky, goddess. ”

Miss Dog frowned, pursed her lips and said nothing, just silently observing the surroundings, looking at those life forms that were like mustard in her eyes.

"Okay, don't think about it. In other words, how good are you at hooking up with men? ”

"I'm sorry, I really won't."

No? It's not a fart.,The excitement when she came up just now and asked the monkey master to invite her to drink.,She's pretty in itself.,You don't have to make any effort to hook up with someone, okay.。

The monkey master thought for a while, rolled his eyes, and then clapped his hands: "There is!" ”

Pregnant? Hearing these two words, Miss Gouzi suddenly trembled, and a very bad premonition came to her heart.

Sure enough, after the monkey master slapped his arm, he smiled and then ordered her to wait here, and he disappeared, and about twenty minutes later, the monkey reappeared, carrying a few clothes in his hand, and it looked cheap.

"Put it on." Master Monkey threw his clothes to Miss Dog......

It's really self-cooked, Sister Gouzi wants to go home and miss her mother, she doesn't want to be a secretary for this pervert anymore......

In the bathroom of the restaurant, Miss Dog changed her high-end professional clothes, put on frivolous and cheap clothes, exposed her navel eyes and grooves, her skirt could only cover her buttocks, her slender thighs did not even have a hair in the light, and her skin was delicate and compact, plus she looked very charming, and there was a whistle around the moment she came out.

Although she was unhappy with this teasing, she had no choice. At first, she thought that Master Monkey was lustful, but now she found that even if she was dressed like this, this hateful boss still had the same look at the dead man as she had just looked, which made her more or less frustrated, although she couldn't say why.

"Very good." Master Monkey pulled out the stool: "Sit down." ”

"Why am I dressed like this?"

"Because it's boring." The monkey master didn't hide it at all: "Find something to do." ”

"And what the hell are you going to do?"

The tone is already a little dissatisfied, and the honorific title that has always been you and you has been replaced by you, Miss Dog is now about to die in shame, she is the middle level of the council, and the suitor spans several worlds, where has she ever suffered such humiliation.

"Of course it's useful, you don't care, come with me."