Chapter 9, a joke-like task
(Deadpool's expletiveness is the official setting, don't say I swear too much)
"Hay?" The tights perverted looked at Xu He in surprise, "Who is the cheap?" He touched his head, which was almost smashed.
"Oh, nothing, it's you!" Xu He said perverted to the tights with a smile.
"Me?" The pantyhose pervert finally stood up, "Say I'm a slut?" How is it possible, I'm sure I'm just a second force! He said earnestly.
"Is it just a second force? What a match for your style! Xu He casually picked up a bottle of Coke on the table and threw it to Deadpool, "Are you thirsty?" ”
"Sort of!" Deadpool caught it, opened the cap, and drank it all in one gulp, "Yo, it's strong enough!" ”
"Really?" Xu He looked at Deadpool drinking Coke with interest, "Anyway, our mercenary Mr. came to my Divine Power Mansion?" What for? ”
"Yo! You know......" Deadpool looked at the grapes on the table, "get me one!" He hooked his hand at Xu He.
"Here you go!" Xu He didn't have any disgust, for this first familiar superhero he met in the Marvel world, well, if Deadpool was a superhero.
"Yo, you're pretty good!" Of course, Deadpool still runs the train with his mouth full?, "It's delicious!" He tossed the grapes into his mouth.
"How did you get to the top of my mansion?" Xu He became interested in Deadpool's experience.
"I was beaten!" Deadpool shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "Anyway, that's always the case with us mercenaries!" ”
"Mercenary, do you still have such a strong recovery ability?" Xu Hetiao said with a smile.
"Me? I'm special! Deadpool replied with a hippie smile, "I'm a super mercenary like no other!" There was a cheap smile on his face, which could be seen through the tights and hoods.
"Hahaha, Wade Wilson, huh?" Xu He suddenly said, "Or call your secondary two name, Deadpool?" ”
"Hahaha, I knew dude you knew one of my names!" Deadpool laughed, "Is this your Avatar Mansion, you are?" Deadpool reacted.
"I am Xu He, the heir of Shentong Pharmaceutical!" Xu He smiled at Deadpool, "So do our Deadpool-sama have any ideas?" ”
"Huh? Later, you are Xu He? Deadpool jumped up suddenly, and then pulled out two long knives from his buttocks, "So it's you who my employer wants me to kill!" ”
"Huh, are you going to kill me, Mr. Deadpool?" Xu He slowly retreated, but there was no fear at all.
"Well, of course, what else would be the reason why I was shot off the helicopter?" Deadpool moved his skull, and with a flick of the long knife in his hand, it was like a silver streamer towards Xu He.
"Boom!" A bullet hit Deadpool's knife, and a few cold sweats appeared on Deadpool's forehead, "It seems that you have bodyguards, little brother...... Alas...... "A few more bullets flying towards Deadpool!"
"I'll hide, I'll hide, I'll ...... again" Deadpool dodged two bullets, but the third hit him in the waist, "Ouch, my waist!" ”
"What a fun show, Mr. Wade!" Xu He clapped his hands in front of the door, "It's really added another interesting thing to my vision!" ”
"So ......" Deadpool was just about to start his chattering mode, and bullets flew towards him, ", is there an end?" "He showed off his Canadian dancing king like a disco.
"Stop, stop, stop, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it!" Deadpool twisted and stretched out a hand in refusal, "Don't shoot, don't shoot!" ”
"If you tell me to stop, don't I lose face?" A young female voice came from the corner, "Go on!" He pulled the trigger again.
"Da Da Da!" Countless bullets rained down, Deadpool really can't say it, he has been in the mercenary world for decades, and he has seen countless scenes of bullets, but he has never felt such a dangerous shooting!
"Wait, really, I said stop, stop, stop!" Deadpool continued his awkward dance, but Tina didn't want to stop.
Xu He looked at the white wall with countless bullet holes, "Tina, stop!" He looked at Deadpool and thought of a solution to their kamikaze problem.
"Hmm!" The green-clothed Lori fell from the top of the roof compartment, "The young master should have no problem!" ”
"Of course, Tina-chan just slept well in the cubicle?" Xu He also smiled at Tina.
"Well, I just woke up to the sound of a knife grinding!" Tina rubbed her eyes, "So it was...... Ahh Two pistols appeared in her hand between the flips of her palms, aimed at Deadpool's position.
"Do you have such a strong fighting instinct?" Deadpool was embarrassed, "Are all children so scary now?" "Although he could feel the ability and decisiveness of a soldier from Tina's body, he still had the idea that I was defeated by elementary school students.
"Excuse me?" Xu He turned sideways, "Our Mr. Wade," Xu He put his face in front of Deadpool's face, "Who told you to kill me?" ”
"I definitely can't say this!" Deadpool placed the long knife, "This is related to my credibility in taking over the business!" He wore a hood, and Xu He could accurately produce a feeling of wanting to hit him.
"Oh, what do you want to do with Mr. Wade's underbeaten face, credibility or something!" Xu He teased, "And ......" He pointed to Deadpool's right hand that was clasped on the side of his ass, "Mr. Wade, it's definitely not a good behavior for you to hide your finger tiger in a chrysanthemum!" ”
"What do you mean by a tiger?" Deadpool began to play dumb, and then explained with a serious face, "It's a military thorn that is hidden!" The finger tiger is so big, it's swollen there! ”
"Oh, so our Mr. Wade likes slender things!" Xu He looked at Deadpool's slowly withdrawn right hand, "Don't play small tricks with me!" ”
"One more question!" Xu He smiled and asked again, "How much did the employer give you?" Xu He knows deeply that Deadpool can even cross the dimensional wall in the Marvel Universe, but is he a Dick Silk mercenary Deadpool or a money? for the person.
"100,000 dollars!" Deadpool was very honest and told the truth.
"100,000 ???" Xu He immediately slapped the table, "It's really not me who is rude, 100,000 to take the life of an heir to one of the top ten groups in the United States, you think it's normal?" Xu He said that this was really unacceptable, "You accept this kind of task like a joke, is your brain smashed?" ”
"Huh?" Deadpool touched his head, which had indeed been smashed by an iron wheel, "Looks like that's really the case!" Damn,, it's supposed to be that kid who lied to me, damn, I won't take it! ”
"By the way, Mr. Wade," Xu He's face showed an expression of a fish biting bait, "I'll give you a mission." ”
"How much?" Deadpool lies on the ground like an uncle.
"Ten million dollars!" Xu He stretched out three fingers.
"Boss!" Deadpool jumped up like a shrimp, "Boss! He hugged Xu He's trouser legs, "What kind of task, I'll do it!" ”
"It's a mission to help some of my people get out of the country!" Xu He whispered.
"Okay!" Deadpool shouted.