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The official was disheveled and swaggering, and one of them seemed to have something in his mouth and used his little finger to clasp his teeth as he walked.
Yang Shan thought of what the old locksmith said that there should be a coffin in the afternoon to collect harsh taxes from the people.
"Brother, let's hurry up, don't pay attention to these petty officials!" Yana nudged Yang Shirt.
Yang Shan thought about it, but didn't want to cause this trouble, so he walked with Yana.
But he didn't want to, the official who picked his teeth shouted at Yang Shan and Yana from afar: "You two, stop!" ”
Yang Shirt stopped, not knowing what this official was going to do, and Yana pushed Yang Shirt again and said, "Let's go, brother, don't pay attention to him!" ”
"But he stopped us, and if we run, then he doesn't suspect that we will catch up?" Yang said.
Yana took Yang Shan's hand, dragged it hard, and said, "Here, there are some things you don't understand, and it's not wrong to listen to me!" ”
Yang Shirt then ran with Yana, but what Yang Shirt didn't expect was that the official who picked his teeth scolded behind him: "Damn, even if you two run fast!" ”
After running out for a distance, Yang Shan didn't understand, and he asked, "Why didn't the two of us run away, but that official didn't come to arrest us?" ”
Yana said: "Brother, you have already heard the old locksmith say, they are not here to enforce the law, they are here to collect the people's harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, they are no different from thieves, he sees that we are not locals, so he wants to make some money from us, not for anything else, there are too many people who have seen them, and they are described as dogs, so most of them choose to run, and the officials are used to it, and they no longer chase!" ”
Yang Shirt thought for a while and said, "Is this worth it?" They're bandits! Don't know what they're going to do with the old locksmith? Let's go back and take a look! ”
Yana saw Yang Shan's resolute attitude, she knew Yang Shan's temper, so she had no choice but to follow Yang Shi back and see what the officials were doing from a distance.
More than a dozen officials surrounded the old locksmith, and one official said: "This old man, you know how to sleep, it's been several months, and you haven't paid us a penny!" ”
Another official said: "I didn't pay the fee, this must be the old man's fault, we are guarding the peace here for their safety, we are people who are kind to them, without us, where can they make money so safely?" ”
An official said: "The old man just doesn't wake up, then we have to use the method of searching!" We have no other way! ”
I saw two or three officials come up and search the old locksmith.
"How's that!" Yana said to Yang Shan, "What I said is not wrong, these people are thieves, brother, if we want to be strong, people's hearts must be the same, like this kind of thing, how can people's hearts be the same, they just hope that the world will be in chaos, and they will no longer be bullied by these officials!" ”
Yang Shirt was very angry, he said: "I have to do a rectification!" It's a pity that I haven't seized power yet! I must seize power as soon as possible! ”
More than a dozen officials did not find any benefit in the old locksmith, and one official said: "Damn, this old man's business is too bad!" Walk! Let's go forward, first complete the explanation of the court, and then, find oil and water for ourselves! We haven't rested in vain for a while! ”
As he spoke, more than a dozen officials walked towards the lively street in front of them, and the expressions of the people, who were still bustling streets, suddenly turned into uniform gray.
The official who picked his teeth, there was really something in his mouth that couldn't fall off, he was still picking, he looked at it himself, scolded, and even picked out the blood, but the official did not send his anger to his little finger, but started a fire at the middle-aged man who was setting a porcelain stall in front of him, he kicked the porcelain to pieces, he pointed at the middle-aged man and scolded: "You! It's you! Last time, someone told me that you were secretly scolding Lao Tzu behind your back? ”
The middle-aged man hurriedly apologized and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my lord, think about it carefully, the villain has never scolded you behind your back, who will be high to you?" That's definitely a frame-up! ”
The official thought for a moment and said, "Don't quibble! Heaven and earth conscience, you touch your own conscience and say, Have you lied? Have you ever scolded me, have you ever said that, pick your teeth! Pick your teeth! Pick your teeth all day long, and pick your ancestors for eighteen generations! Think about it, think about it, did you say that? ”
The middle-aged man thought about it carefully, and finally! Thinking of it, he said, "So that's what a sentence! I think I scolded you for something, my lord, this is really a misunderstanding, I really said this sentence! ”
"Yikes! You're quite guts! Do you really dare to admit it? The official folded his arms, ready to beat the middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man's frightened voice trembled, and he said, "My lord, don't be angry first, although I said so, but I didn't say it's you!" ”
The official snorted and said, "It's so obvious, you didn't mean me, then who are you talking about?" ”
The middle-aged man said, "My lord, I mean, our family is hungry for that dog!" ”
The official slapped him, the middle-aged man covered his face, extremely aggrieved, he said: "Don't beat the adult, what the villain said is true, the villain really said that my dog!" ”
The official said, "Fart, your dog, will pick his own teeth?" ”
The middle-aged man said, "Adult, villain, this will prove it to you!" As he spoke, the middle-aged man whistled.
After a while, a dog ran out of the broken house, only to see that after it ran out, it squatted at the feet of the middle-aged man, and its mouth was always open, and its tongue was dripping with saliva, at this time, the dog lowered its head, lifted one front foot, and scratched its teeth with its paws.
The middle-aged man said, "Damn, pick!" Stingy! How do you know that you pick your teeth all day long, do you have meat in your teeth? Or are there bones? ”
But at this time, the famous official was also picking his own teeth, he listened to the words of the middle-aged man, his heart was very uncomfortable, he stepped forward, kicked the middle-aged man's buttocks, he scolded: "Dog-raised things, when you scold the dog, can you see what Lao Tzu is doing?" Besides, what's wrong with picking your teeth! Where does it hurt to pick your teeth next to you? Your dog, although it is a dog, but the habit of picking at teeth is a good thing! Picking your teeth will be blessed! You don't want to keep this dog, you don't deserve it! Let me take it away! ”
The official seems to be very skilled with the dog, and easily puts a trap on the dog's mouth, and the dog wants to open its mouth, but can't break free from the trap.
"The dog's matter is settled, come on, don't grind, pay the protection fee quickly!" The official mission finally got down to business.
The middle-aged man took out a big bag of grain back into the house, threw it into the carriage brought by the official, and took out some money from his pocket and handed it to the official. ”