Chapter 113: I'm a system
"Ding! Activating the Item Shop......"
When this prompt sound appeared in his mind, Tang Jian woke up suddenly, he called out the system interface and took a look, the anger value was only 1175, and it was still increasing by hundreds per second!
Assi!
Tang Jian suddenly felt a sharp pain in his heart......
100 million, your sister!
Anyway, you can discuss it with me and then deduct it!
It was not easy to collect 100 million anger points, but it was deducted unknowingly when I fell asleep!
100 million rage points, which is equivalent to 138 days of life, is gone...... Gone......
"Ding! The item mall has been activated, and this activation consumes a total of 100 million rage energy! ”
Tang Jian hurriedly scolded in his heart: "Your sister's system, without reminding me, I deducted 100 million from Lao Tzu!" Hurry up and tell me what are the benefits of this blind prop mall, if it is useless, you must pay me 100 million! Otherwise, believe it or not, I'll die for you! Forget it, it doesn't seem to be able to die with you......"
The voice of the system then sounded in his head: "The host can browse the prop shop by himself to understand, and make reasonable use of these prop skills, the host is the most awesome existence in this world!" ”
"So six? Is there anything that can turn me from a weak to a macho man? ”
Tang Jian thought of this for the first time, there is no way, who called himself a false since he was a child, so virtual that he didn't even dare to find a girlfriend, and he was so virtual that he couldn't even beat Erha!
After a pause for a few seconds, the system seemed to be a little speechless and said: "I'm sorry, such a difficult task can't be done by this system, and if you want to become a macho man, you can only rely on your own efforts to keep exercising!" ”
I'm a system for you!
You can't even do this little thing, aren't you afraid of losing the face of the system family?
Tang Jian asked disdainfully: "You can even cure a heart attack, shouldn't it be easy for me to become a macho man!" ”
"The host's heart disease has not been cured, but it has been suppressed by the anger energy and no longer has the disease, but after a long time, the host's heart has been washed by the anger energy, and there is still a great possibility that it will be cured in the end, and the host will have a perfect super heart in the form of energy."
Sounds like a science fiction movie!
Tang Jian asked curiously in his heart, "What does the heart of the energy form mean?" ”
"It's literal."
I don't read much and can't understand!
But it just feels like it's hanging!
Tang Jian asked again: "Then I don't need to rely on anger points to continue my life next, right?" ”
The system replied: "The host's heart is already in a dying state, if it weren't for the system's use of anger energy to hold the host's last breath, then the medical level of this world would never be able to save the host, so before the host's heart has not evolved into an energy heart, the host still needs to use anger energy to suppress the heart disease for life." ”
All right!
It's good to be able to survive a little bit!
As for the anger value, now that there are so many readers and so many fans on Weibo, it is not worrying to occasionally spray people out of context.
Tang Jian didn't feel disappointed, he was originally a dying person, if there was no system, he would not have been sick and painless today, let alone return to his hometown like a normal person, and then eat food from all over the world, and travel through strange cities......
So, he's really content, and even if the system now tells him he'll die in two days, he won't feel scared or sad.
As early as the day his father died ten years ago, he was already relieved of death, when he was only in the fifth grade, and he was still a 10-year-old child, but his mentality was much older at that moment.
After taking a look at the item shop, it seems that there are only dozens of items in it that can be redeemed.
At this time, Tang Jian was attracted by a prop called "Memory Extractor".
View props.
Memory Extractor: 300,000 Rage Energy can be used once, which can extract three minutes of memory fragments, and it costs 10,000 Rage Energy to copy memory fragments.
Seeing this, Tang Jian's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly asked, "Can I extract the memory fragments from my childhood?" ”
"I'm sorry, this system can only extract the memory fragments after binding the host, and before the host is bound, other memory fragments are not recorded, so they can't be extracted."
All right!
Tang Jian looked disappointed, and then scolded: "Your sister's profiteer system! It costs 310,000 rage points to extract a three-minute memory clip, and so many anger points can almost live for half a day! ”
"The host has wronged the system again! This is definitely a price of conscience, Tong Suo is not deceived! ”
Good for your sister's heart!
If you have a conscience, these items should be free for me to use!
Tang Jian knew that this system was definitely a profiteer, but what could he do if he had such a system?
No matter how ugly the daughter-in-law is, she has to see her in-laws, and no matter how profitable the system is, she can only accept her fate!
I can't afford to mess with it......
Continue checking out the props.
Singer Sound Card: Use props to consume 100 rage energy per second, which can change the host's voice and make the host sing at the level of the singer.
Kato Yin's Finger: Using props, it consumes 100 rage points per second, which can make the host's hand speed reach the peak!
Kato's Finger: This is a sublimated version of Kato's Yin's Finger! Using props to consume 100 rage energy per second can activate the host's instrumental performance potential, making the host the strongest all-round instrument master!
Peach Blossom Blossom: 150,000 rage points can be used once, which can greatly improve the male charm of the host, causing an incomparable charm impact on the surrounding opposite sex, and the item lasts for 30 minutes.
……
One prop after another, Tang Jian was dazzled......
At this time, Tang Jian thought of something, and hurriedly asked in his heart: "Why are there only these dozens of props that can be exchanged?" Are there any martial arts cheats that can help me defend myself? ”
Think about yourself and never return on this annoying road, if you don't have martial arts to defend yourself, will you die on the street one day?
Or one day he was doxxed by an angry reader, and then he was executed by Ling Chi with a blade?
It's scared to think about!
The system replied: "Combined with the host's situation, this system recommends that the host practice a martial art, which has a low entry threshold, and only needs to practice it a few times a day, and it can be learned quickly." ”
Tang Jian didn't expect that he would really gain something by asking casually, he asked curiously, "What martial arts cheats?" Can I punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten? ”
"Theoretically, it's not a problem."
"! Awesome my system! What is this martial arts cheats called? How much rage do I need to redeem? ”
"There is no need to exchange anger points, the host can easily learn it by stealing the master in the square at dinner time every day, the martial arts cheats are called square dance!"
“……”
Hearing the end, Tang Jian's facial muscles couldn't help but twitch twice, and then scolded in his heart: "Go to your sister's square dance!" ”