readx;?“ Okay, since you got into my car, that's fate, let me, the old driver, teach you two tricks. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" Uncle Quan Yu said with a smile.

Liu Yusheng made a look of listening attentively, but in fact, he had already wandered outside the object, and his divine consciousness looked at himself and quietly cultivated. Uncle Quan Yu didn't know the psychic's magical powers, he only knew that Liu Yusheng was listening with a serious face, he immediately felt very satisfied, and pinched a few mustaches on his chin casually and said: "There are two major skills for picking up girls, one is to entangle, the other is to suck, and there is an ultimate skill, called Jiu." ”

After a pause in front of a traffic light, Uncle Quan Yu lit a cigarette, but after thinking about it, he pinched the cigarette again. He sighed and said, "Alas, someone doesn't like me to smoke, so I don't smoke, and as much as I like to smoke, I like her more." ”

I forgot about Liu Yu's creatures, and I didn't know what Quan Yu was talking about. Quan Yu thought that Liu Yusheng was born to dislike talking, so the only audience member didn't react at all, and he didn't mind.

"Where did you just go?" Uncle Quan Yu continued to drive on the road, and said while rushing to the road, "Yes, when it comes to the two major skills of picking up girls." This is the first, it's called entanglement, as the name suggests, if you want to soak in the girl you like, you have to pester her! As the so-called fierce woman is afraid of entanglement, as long as the man can save face, then there is no woman who can't catch up. ”

Liu Yusheng listened attentively.

Uncle Quan Yu licked his somewhat dry lips and said, "Of course, there are skills in entanglement, and the entanglement of chasing women here is definitely not the kind of stalking that wants to be paid." First of all, you have to make sure that the girl doesn't resent your pestering, otherwise you'll have to change your battle plan as soon as possible. If the girl doesn't like you, but she doesn't show a lot of disgust with your entanglement, then you are very dramatic, and if you persist for a long time, you will definitely be able to open up the golden stone. ”

"There are several points in pestering women, to be diligent, sticky, let, soft, stable, and send, as long as these six points can be done more than four points, few women can not fall. Can you remember this? Uncle Quan Yu took the time to ask Liu Yusheng.

Liu Yusheng tapped his head, as if he remembered it, but in fact, he was still aware of the inner sense, and basically did not react to the outside world.

Uncle Quan Yu didn't know that Liu Yusheng was just nodding lightly by the car, and thought that Liu Yusheng agreed with his statement, which made him feel like a confidant. Thinking that he has been honest for decades and has never opened a meat other than his wife in his life, is this belly pickling stunt going to be lost? It's easy to meet a teenager who is willing to listen, and it seems that he is still very talented, isn't this providence?

The more Quan Yu thought about it, the more excited he became, and raised his voice and said: "If the woman who can't take the word trick is like the kind of cold goddess who is very disgusted with you when she uses the word trick, you have to use the word trick at this time." What is word absorption? To suck is to suck to attract! The relationship between men and women is like the positive and negative poles between heaven and earth, and the two are naturally attracted to each other. So why do some men not please women? Why can't some men attract women? It's because they don't know the trick of absorbing words! ”

"For the kind of woman who doesn't like to be stalked, first of all, you have to make a good impression on her, what kind of impression is best? What about it! What the? You don't know Bai Gan'an? It's a beautiful man in white, clean, and quiet! It's actually very easy to do! All you have to do is buy a well-fitting T-shirt, the most important thing must be white, then cut a refreshing haircut, and finally hold a book so deep that you can't even read the name, and sit silently on the path of the goddess of coldness. ”

Uncle Quan Yu said that he simply parked the car next to a flower bed on the side of the road, moved two small horses and put them down, hugged a big watermelon casually, took a knife for everything, and then handed Liu Yusheng a piece.

"Garnet pomegranate...... Well, sweet! Look at my melon, garnet pomegranate...... Eat it, it's delicious, garnet pomegranate ......"

Uncle Quan Yu happily started a melon-eating crowd, and soon half of the watermelon entered his stomach. When Liu Yusheng was dragged out of the car by Uncle Quan Yu, he had no choice but to return to his senses, and he happened to be a little thirsty, so he sat on the pony and gnawed on the melon with "pomegranates".

"Tsk," Uncle Quan Yu patted his round belly and said, "Boy, don't think that if you do Bai Gan'an, you can attract a cold goddess to give you a hug, it's impossible!" To be in vain, that's just a prerequisite, to prove that you have the qualifications to attract goddesses, and then it's the most important basic work. ”

Liu Yusheng had already returned to his consciousness at this time, and after eating other people's melons, it was not good to ignore them all the time, so he had to ask cooperatively: "What kind of basic work is it?" ”

"Fanning the flames, wanting to capture the past, knocking on the side, and taking it by surprise!" Uncle Quan Yu waved his arm and said categorically.

Liu Yusheng was completely confused, he understood all these idioms, but he really didn't know how to explain them when used to pick up girls. Uncle Quan Yu said with an unfathomable look: "Fanning the flames, you have to buy the goddess's best friend, let her often mention you in the goddess's ear, and ask for half of the good and half of the bad deeds!" You can't just say good things, and you can't just say bad things, this is called fanning the flames! ”

"Why say half the good and the bad? Can't just mention the good things? If you want to attract a goddess, you should let her know how good I am, right? Liu Yusheng is sincerely interested this time.

Uncle Quan Yu shook his head and said hatefully: "As soon as I hear this, I will know why you failed!" The little men and women who fall into **** always want to show their best side to each other, but how can you always be so perfect in real life? How did the big man come here? What the hell is a nose-picking girl? Therefore, the important thing is not to let the other party see what kind of you is, but to let the other party see you! Just get her to notice you, whether it's a good impression or a bad one, you've succeeded! Moreover, there are good and bad, you are a real person, not a character in a picture book. ”

Liu Yusheng was convinced, and gave a thumbs up and praised: "High, really high!" Uncle, what should I say about the next desire to capture, knock on the side, and surprise? ”

Uncle Quan Yu said proudly: "If you want to capture the old indulgence, you have to find an opportunity to talk to the goddess, no matter who takes the initiative to start, you must take the initiative to retreat once, this is called wanting to capture the old indulgence!" You see in those novels, the heroine is silly and sweet, the better she is to her, the more she looks down on the people, and she likes the bad guys who beat her and scold her. Although it is written in the novel that it is disgusting, art comes from life, and the goddess of coldness always has to look up to men with willpower. This step is actually a further foreshadowing for fanning the flames, just to make you have a deeper impression in the eyes of the goddess. The next step is the beginning of the real battle! (To be continued.) )

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