The senior who brought the freshman Zhao Huanshu to the dormitory thought about it, frowned and said, "Hmm...... You should pay attention, usually go back to the dormitory early after self-study in the evening, and in addition, don't make trouble in the dormitory building in the middle of the night, other students will have opinions. ”

After speaking, the senior left in a hurry, and for some reason, he gave Zhao Huanshu a feeling that he didn't want to stay here for half a second.

Who fights in the dorm building in the middle of the night? Really. Zhao Huanshu replied in his heart, but he had always been careful, and he felt that when he said that he lived in 14 dormitories, the appearance of this senior just now was a little weird.

How strange it is, Zhao Huanshu can't tell.

Call! Principal Zhao Huan let out a long breath and was too lazy to think about it so much, this was the first day of his college life, thinking about it, he was still a little excited, and his roommate didn't know what kind of person he was, and he could play happily in the next four years......

"Ahh

Suddenly, Zhao Huanshu sneezed, and said strangely, it was still hot under the mountain before, why did it get a lot cooler around this dormitory?

Although he was confident in his body, in this foreign land, in order to avoid the water and soil from getting cold, Zhao Huanshu hurriedly took up his burden, picked up a big box full of salutes, and walked into the dormitory building with difficulty.

Boom!

Not far from entering the dormitory, because he couldn't see clearly in front of him while holding the box, Zhao Huanshu suddenly bumped into something, and the whole person fell to the ground: ", which Nima is designed by a lack of heart, why is there a wall in the dormitory hall?!" ”

When Zhao Huanshu scolded, he looked up and saw a burly figure: what he hit was not a wall, but a tall middle-aged woman.

it! Zhao Huanshu's heart tightened: Okay, what a murderous dormitory manager...... Female orangutan?!

Before Zhao Huanshu came back to his senses, the middle-aged woman dragged him up from the ground.

"Freshman, huh? Come and register! When the dormitory aunt opened her mouth, she spewed out a strong smell of leeks, and she almost didn't smoke Zhao Huanshu to vomit.

Then the aunt watched Zhao Huanshu fall, the box was knocked open and the fallen luggage was dropped, and her eyes stayed on a certain pair of large boxers for a few tenths of a second.

Zhao Huanshu hurriedly bent down and put the clothes that had fallen to the ground into the box.

After Zhao Huanshu went to the dormitory room to register the information, the bloated aunt asked him to rub the dust on his shoes on the mop, and then carried the mop to bring Zhao Huanshu in, and dragged the footprints left in the hall and the dormitory room until the ground was shiny, and then let Zhao Huanshu go upstairs.

"This old mother has a habit of cleanliness?!" Zhao Huanshu looked at the aunt's actions and her spotless dormitory room, and felt helpless in his heart.

"Let's go, I'll take you up." After the aunt finished speaking, without waiting for Zhao Huanshu to refuse, she helped carry his suitcase of more than ten kilograms and walked up to the first floor like a fly.

He's a good guy, but ...... Somehow, Zhao Huanshu's mind appeared in the shape of his aunt full of muscles, and the corners of his mouth twitched in an instant.

When he followed his aunt up to the third floor, Zhao Huanshu glanced at the end of the corridor under the light, which was a wall of white flowers.

For the distant wall, Zhao Huanshu suddenly felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say what was wrong.

Then Zhao Huanshu followed the dormitory manager and came to the door of the 304 dormitory where he should live, and there was a video sound from the young people inside.

"Ya Butterfly, Ya Butterfly ......"

The aunt glanced at Zhao Huanshu, Zhao Huanshu looked at the aunt, the two were stunned at the door for a moment, and let the video sound in the door be endless: "Hayakul, a cup of sucking bags......"

Zhao Huanshu blushed, his expression was embarrassed to the limit, the corners of his mouth twitched while taking a step forward, and knocked on the door carefully.

"Come on, come on! It's exciting, why are you buying instant noodles like this? As there was a grumbling in the dormitory, the door soon opened.

Zhao Huanshu saw a huge figure that almost filled the entire door frame, it was a fat man sweating profusely and wearing briefs and forks.

Obviously, someone in the dormitory went out to buy things before, and the fat man recognized the wrong person, thinking that Zhao Huanshu was the one who went out......

The fat man looked at the strange Zhao Huanshu, and looked at the dormitory aunt with round eyes, and he suddenly realized: he didn't turn off the video......

Then, on the computer in the dormitory, while the fat man watched the aunt swallow his saliva, a melodious voice came: "Yiku!! ”

……

The dormitory aunt looked disgusted, glared at the fat man, snorted heavily and strode away.

The fat man was very enthusiastic, helped Zhao Huanshu move things into the dormitory, and turned off the computer's fast broadcast.

(By the way, Zhao Huanshu glanced at the calendar on the table, the time was September 1, 2013.) ）

The fat man said to Zhao Huanshu with a depressed face: "Brother, can you imagine? I was wonderful just now, and then the door rang, and when I opened the door, I saw that it was an aunt! What a dog! ”

"Hmm...... Hehe, it's quite unlucky. Zhao Huanshu replied casually, and began to make the bed while saluting, while glancing at the appearance of the fat man.

The fat man first felt very extroverted, although he and he will be roommates in the future, but Zhao Huanshu's personality has never been able to let go of the people he just met, and he continued to make the bed while responding to the fat man's words without a sentence.

The fat man seemed to have no barriers, began to introduce himself, and then asked Zhao Huanshu's name.

Then the fat man began to talk about his hometown, which school he graduated from, etc., and as he spoke, Zhao Huanshu's words gradually increased.

Later, Zhao Huanshu found out that the fat man's name was Zhang Zhuangzhuang, more than 100 kilograms, from the Northeast, he didn't seem to care about his body shape, the only thing he cared about was that he didn't have a girlfriend......

Although Zhao Huanshu is a southerner, he always feels that they have an indescribable sense of humor and intimacy for people in the northeast.

Zhang Zhuangzhuang's feeling to Zhao Huanshu is round in addition to being cordial, from head to toe, soft and round, and there is even a faint sense of vibration on the ground when he walks, with short hair, fine skin and tender meat......

The topic of the first meeting of college men will finally turn to the actors in the island country, and when the fat man said the names of more than 100 actors almost without pause, Zhao Huanshu was really stunned by his "erudition and fraternity".

After a while, the third person in the dormitory came back, that is, the one who the fat man said before to go out to buy instant noodles, this person was wearing a gray shirt, his head was bowed and his face was gloomy, carrying a plastic bag full of things, and he greeted him when he came in, and he didn't say much, obviously he and the fat man are two personalities.

When he saw Zhao Huanshu, he paused slightly, introduced his name out of politeness: "He Shuo", and then ran to bed to read, Zhao Huanshu glanced at the cover of his book, it was a ...... "Ghost Story", which has been out of print several years ago.

He Shuo was unusually attentive to the book, his two eyes kept scanning the content on the page, and when he was more and more fascinated, he actually trembled because the story was too terrifying, and when He Shuo finished reading the first story, he actually showed a weird smile......