18 Urinary incontinence

No one thought of it, asking themselves what was going on? Everyone got nervous and looked at Yang Shan, who was really right by a teenager who had just become an adult!

Lang IV was the most surprised.

Huo Lingyun frowned, and he shouted again, "Teacher Zhang, what happened?" ”

Teacher Zhang didn't move, but suddenly, like Mr. Bai before, he let out an "ah", and there were no more extra words.

"Smack!" The short blind man threw the bowl on the ground and was about to speak, but before Yang Shirt snatched him, Yang Shirt said, "The road to the underworld is broken, there is no regret and no turning back all the way, the prosperity of the world is like a dream, don't be resentful and hook the soul!" Look at the sky, everyone! ”

The short blind man swallowed and said, "How do you know this?" ”

Everyone looked up and looked, but saw that the dark moon in the sky had turned blood-red, and in the blink of an eye, the clouds had hidden the moon.

Yang Shirt said: "The yin qi is extremely strong, and in the graves of these dead people, there are people who have died unjustly, and the moon is extremely cloudy, and the sea of clouds is hidden...... Listen, all able-bodied, close your eyes! Fast! ”

The short blind man clasped his fist at Yang Shirt and said, "At a young age, you actually know so much, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!" ”

Lang Si didn't know what to say.

Yang Shanxin said: "It's not that I know much, it's that I know what is going to happen in all this!" You don't know how helpless I am! ”

Niu Cannon and Lang Si were stupid, although they didn't know what "Sinking in the Sea of Clouds" and "coming" meant, but looking at the nervousness of the short blind man, as well as the mustache that looked stable, they all closed their eyes, where did they dare to continue to open their eyes wide, and quickly closed them tightly.

Because, Yang Shan, who was a blockbuster and said everything accurately, had already closed his eyes, where did they still have a reason not to close their eyes.

"Goo-goo-goo......"

It was the strange sound that came from all directions, and the sound made people listen to it, and it was like being brushed by a brush, and goosebumps were raised.

Master Tian said: "If I had known that there was still this one, even if I had given me more money, I wouldn't have come, God, don't let the ghost eat me!" ”

Lang Si was nervous Yang Shan: "What kind of sound is this, is it a ghost or a monster?" Little goats, you know what? ”

As soon as Lang Si was nervous, he called Yang Shan by his nickname.

Before Yang Yi could speak, the short blind man said, "Don't shout, shut up!" You want to die fast, don't you? ”

At this time, the Tie Guan Master snorted and said, "I'm not afraid of your jokes, I've been off the horse for many years, I really haven't seen such a strange thing, I'm going to practice it now, how many years I've learned it doesn't work!" As he spoke, he took out the candle and incense, sat on the ground, lit the candle first, and erected three incense sticks in front of the candle.

Huo Lingyun pointed at the short blind man and said, "You have great ability, you go up and call them back!" ”

The short blind man sneered, took out a chain similar to a necklace from his pocket, put it on his head, and then climbed onto the container, but he was also the same as Mr. Zhang before, after walking beside the two of them, he stopped moving.

Huo Lingyun shouted: "Old dwarf! ”

The short blind man's "ah" is all he can say in response.

In such a terrifying and weird, grim atmosphere, and a hundred thousand anxious situations, Lang Si actually laughed, closed his eyes, and said: "Look, my Lang Si has found an interesting thing, you see......" He then raised his voice and shouted, "Mr. Bai!" ”

Mr. Bai on the top of the box responded with a shout of "ah", Lang Si shouted Teacher Zhang again, Teacher Zhang followed suit, Lang Si shouted the short blind man again, and the short blind man was still. Lang Si shouted again: "Mr. Bai, Teacher Zhang, short and blind!" ”

The three of them got up together, and Lang Si said, "Isn't it interesting, short blind man!" ”

The short blind man called "ah".

Lang Si laughed, and Yang Shirt also laughed, but it seemed that just the two of them laughed.

Huo Lingyun said: "Okay, okay, stop laughing, what's so funny about this?" ”

Yang Shan said at this time: "Uncle Lang, if you shout like this, everyone can't hear anything funny for the time being, look at me!" Mr. Bai! ”

"Ahh

"Mr. Bai, Mr. Zhang!"

"Ahh

"Mr. Bai, Mr. Bai, Mr. Zhang!"

"Ahh Yes! ”

"Mr. Bai, Mr. Bai, Mr. Zhang!"

"Ahh Yes! ”

Yang Shirt said: "Cheke is troublesome!" ”

"Yikes! Yikes! "Lang Si is interested, and he starts shouting microphone!" The audience here! ”

"Mr. Bai!"

"Ahh

Lang Si sang: "I drink and get drunk ...... alone"

Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they sang like this, but it was an embarrassing laugh.

Huo Lingyun said: "Stop singing, open your eyes and see for yourself, the situation is not good!" ”

Lang Si opened his eyes, only to see that the surroundings were full of pairs of shining eyes, surrounding this place, Lang Si couldn't help asking: "! Is this a wolf? ”。

Yang Shan said: "Uncle Lang, these eyes are not wolves, the eyes of wolves are bigger than these eyes, and they can also be seen, obviously these are much smaller, they are cats!" ”

"I'll go!" Lang Si said, "Where did so many wild cats come from?" Do? Are you going to attack us? One or two are not afraid, but they are afraid that they will rush up, and they will not tear people apart! ”

The eight-character nonsense in the crowd opened his mouth and said: "Ghosts don't kill people, they can only use real people or things as intermediaries to kill people, and the reason why the four of you close your eyes is because once you look at the ghost eyes, you will become the puppet of the ghost." ”

Yang Shan thought about the explanation he gave at that time, thought about it for a while, and said: "There is a ghost on the container, and it is the ghost who controls the person above, and the reason why he can control the psychic person is enough to show that there are not a few people who died because of him in his life!" ”

"Wow!" The meditating master of Tie Guan vomited for a while, the candle flame in front of him turned green, he was about to speak, Yang Yi grabbed him in front of him, and said: "Master, I can see it, you meditate and ask God to come down to the ghost, but God can't invite it down at all, you still have a somersault, your somersault hasn't flown out yet, and the evil ghost intercepted it halfway, this is a terrible ghost!" Right? ”

The Tie Guan Master was stunned, and said with a sigh: "I really didn't expect it, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, this kid is not simple!" You are also a psychic and clear-eyed person! And, above me! ”

The eight-character beard narrowed his eyes and said: "The two of you are not simple, you have identified this ghost, it seems that this ghost is not very easy to deal with, and there are countless people who have died because of him, so his death, the accumulated resentment is too deep......"

Huo Lingyun said: "Everything has cause and effect, could it be that we got out of the car just now, urinated in the cemetery, and angered that ghost?" But I've also heard that ghosts kill people, they don't show up, do things that are obviously done by ghosts, ghosts want to kill us, they should do some logical things, such as car accidents, diseases, etc., it's really not so big to make a big move, let strange things come so obvious, right? ”

Eight-character nonsense: "Logical ghost things, you can't see that there are ghosts, but no one who can see ghosts can live!" And according to my observation, this ghost came for the coffin in the car. ”

Niu Cannon quickly cried out and shouted, "Sister, you have to save us!" ”

Everyone knows that the big boss behind it is Niu Cannon's sister, Niu Guangyan.

Suddenly, the wild cats, which were surrounded by water, began to gather slowly in groups, making a "cooing" sound in their bodies, and the noisy people were upset.

Yang Shirt said: "Don't be stunned, the cat kills, it's very murderous, let's hide in the car, drive more horsepower, and quickly rush over the cat!" Otherwise, when the cat is very close to us, it will be too late to run! ”

Huo Lingyun said: "What this young man said is very reasonable, everyone go to the car," he pointed in a direction and said, "Go there, let's increase our horsepower and rush in that direction!" Lang four, you are still a driver! ”

Lang Si rushed into the van, closed the doors and windows, lit the fire, and waited for Yang Shanniu Cannon and Master Tian to get into the car, bang the accelerator, and drove away in the direction pointed by Huo Lingyun.

This enraged the glow-in-sighted wildcats, who gathered faster, and a large group of them ran towards the van.

Through the front windshield, you can see the black pressure in front of you, countless pairs of cat's eyes are approaching like a lightning speed, and if you get closer, you will crush them, and Lang Si feels that the hands holding the steering wheel are all sweaty.

And those wild cats are not afraid of death at all, like playing chicken blood, just when the car is flying, they have jumped up, "pop pop ......" straight to the front windshield pounced, because the speed is quite fast, so the cats that pounced on the front windshield were almost all smashed, those rotten intestines and rotten blood clots that broke out of the stomach, sticking to a full glass, Lang Si suddenly became blind.

In addition to the front windshield and the front head hit and killed countless cats, the wheels of the car also did not know how many were crushed and killed, only to see that the four wheels stuck to the cat corpses were more and more, getting thicker and thicker.

"What the hell am I going to do, why did I slow down!" Lang Si stepped on the accelerator hard, and the car did not speed up, but slowed down, as if it had been suddenly dragged.

Yang Shirt knows the reason best, he said: "Uncle Lang, the cat corpse on the tire is too thick, crowding the space between the tire and the car body, causing the wheels to rotate and rub against the ground, because the cat corpse has blocked the tire, so, Uncle Lang, you just go to the throttle to die, and it is just to let the tire idle in the pile of cat corpses, because the ground is isolated, our car, where can we move forward." ”

Lang Si sighed and said: "Since we can't walk, then we still have to eat, drink, and sleep, and we can sleep, and the big deal will be consumed, and the wild cats can't come in anyway......"

Master Tian said: "Let's play cards for a few people, I still have cards in my hand, how about fighting the landlord?" ”

Niu Cannon said: "This is a good idea, entertainment, and when these cats are running away slowly, it will not be too late for us to go." ”

Lang Si smiled and said, "Come on, how big are we going to play?" ”

Yang Shirt poured cold water on everyone and said, "Don't think about good things, don't talk, listen!" ”

"Listen to what?"

As soon as it was quiet, you could clearly hear the clanging sound inside the hood in the front of the car, apparently a cat had crawled under the car into the front compartment, and you could hear the sound of so many mouths squeaking and biting things in the dashboard.

Suddenly, the lights in the car went out, and the car began to rumble in the dark, and then, the car went out by itself, and Lang Si twisted the key, but there was no response.

Niu Cannon said in horror: "! This rhythm, isn't the wild cat going to jump out of the dashboard and bite us? ”

Yang Shan remembered that Master Tian was bitten to death in the former hypnosis world, and he said: "Master Tian, the car overturned in a while, you must be careful, don't be at the back of the car, otherwise, you will be bitten to death by a cat!" Listen up, fasten your seatbelts! ”

"Won't it?" Master Tian was in disbelief.

But everyone listened to Yang Shan's words and fastened their seat belts one after another.

At this time, suddenly, the car trembled violently, and the cats outside the car worked hard together, and sure enough, the car was overturned, and several of them flew in the car by inertia, but because they were wearing seat belts, they did not fall around, Yang Shirt shouted in a panic: "The cat is about to rush in from behind, everyone get ready, especially Master Tian, wait for the car to stop for a while, everyone must protect him!" Beware of him being bitten to death! ”

Niu Cannon said: "Everyone should protect me, how do I feel that I will be bitten to death!" ”

The car turned over, no longer shaking, fortunately there is a seat belt, everyone is not unconscious, at this time, it is different from the situation that Yang Shirt remembered before, at that time everyone was stunned by the car overturned, the cow cannon fell in the front windshield, and Master Tian was unconscious in the rear of the car, and then the cat got in, first the Master Tian was eaten and bitten, and then he had to bite Yang Shirt Langsi and Niu Cannon, but I don't know what the reason was, after the cat bit Yang Shirt, the cat retreated.

"Winter ...... Winter ......" was heard behind the car.

Lang Si's eyes widened in the darkness and said, "! What is this thing hitting a car? Is it a ghost? Or a cat? ”

Then, in the sound of winter, mixed with the sound of water droplets, ticking.

Yang Shirt said to Hei: "How can there be the sound of water droplets, I don't remember, there is a gasoline pipe that was bitten by a cat and leaked gasoline?" ”

Master Tian said: "No, it's not gasoline, if it's gasoline, just with my nose, I can definitely smell it, all of you, you can smell it, but through my sensitive nose, I smell it, it's a bit like urine?" ”

Lang Si said: "I'm going to be special, like urine? Doesn't this mean that someone is scared to pee their pants? Yang Shan, could it be you? ”

Yang Shirt said: "Just kidding, Uncle Lang, I haven't seen any wind and waves, I will be scared to pee?" No way, not me! ”

Lang Si asked Niu Cannon and asked, "Niu Cannon, you just called on everyone to protect you, I think, you are cowardly and scared to pee, right?" ”

Niu Dacang said timidly: "Lao Lang, don't tease me, I'm already scared and scattered, where is I still in the mood to mess around with you, I'm scared, but I'm really not afraid, just pee, just watch ghost movies, I don't scare to pee, although it's much more terrible than ghost movies now." ”

Lang Si said: "If you are less here, you are not scared to pee, so who did this dripping sound with urine smell come from?" ”

Niu Cannon said: "Lao Lang, don't believe it, you touch it, you see for yourself, my crotch is dry!" ”