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Today is probably the busiest day in the town, and the grand event called the Recruiting Relatives Contest will open today. Although it was obviously provoked by tassels, there is nothing wrong with the monkey master now.

He had greeted Elder Di a long time ago, and he did not participate in this martial arts competition to recruit relatives, but as a member of Shumen, Tassel Gate was indispensable to go up to the station.

So early in the morning, the monkey master was dragged out of the warm quilt by tassels and forced to groom him. Tassel, who is proficient in makeup, actually insists on grooming the raunchy monkey master.

The monkey master wants to resist, but he really can't resist, maybe everyone in this world has nothing to do with him, but the tassel can make him obedient.

"Be good at the beginning, don't move, Master will clean your face and draw your eyebrows."

The monkey master sighed, tilted his head and slumped in the chair, letting the tassel toss him. She first wiped the monkey's face with a hot towel, and then used a sharp knife to gently scrape back and forth along the contours of the monkey's face.

"Before I knew it, my little heart had become a big man. The beard is stiff. While shaving the monkey master's beard, the tassel gently touched his face with his hand, looking for the unshaved place: "At that time, the little beginner who couldn't even walk steadily couldn't come back." ”

Master Monkey opened his eyes and looked at the face of the tassel that was close at hand, and then showed a particularly gentle smile: "Yes, my master has not changed at all, he has always been so beautiful." ”

"Don't laugh!" Tassel smiled and slapped the monkey master on the shoulder: "It hurts you." ”

"Hmm." The monkey master closed his eyes again and said vaguely: "I don't know if I will become an old man in the future, if you are still like this, how should I introduce it to others." ”

The tassel didn't speak, just little by little, she shaved the monkey in great detail, and the smell of the perfume soap specially made for her rushed into the monkey's nose, mixed with the familiar smell that could no longer be familiar, making people feel soft.

The gate was gently pushed open, Duanmu outside glanced inside, and then gently closed the door, he sighed secretly, and then shook his head and walked into the courtyard with his hands behind his back, his expression looked a little complicated.

And in the house, the tassel bent over to take care of the monkey's face, as if he was fiddling with a delicate work of art, shaving, trimming eyebrows, drawing eyebrows, haircuts, trimming sideburns, the tassel did not let go of any fine place, the monkey occasionally opened his eyes to take a look, and he could always see the tenderness of the tassel's eyes.

"The original intention, if something happens to you one day, Master will protect you even if he risks his life."

"What can happen to me, you don't crow's mouth." The monkey master smiled: "If you are so tragic, you have to carry forward your tassel gate." ”

"Hmm!" Tassel nodded heavily: "It's up to you." ”

The monkey master didn't answer directly, just raised his head and looked at the tassel's serious expression, and then nodded lightly: "Promise you." ”

"Hmmm......"

The long nasal "um" is the signature tone of the tassel, and when this tone appears, it means that she is in a very good mood. And when she gets angry, this tone word will change to a broken and rapid "hum", and at this time, don't provoke her again, otherwise you will be beaten.

This is the inventory in the "One Hundred About Tassel Habits" summed up by the monkey master over the years, this woman is a mystery, full of curiosity, but few people can really see through, even if they get along day and night.

She's stupid and smart, and she's just an amazing person. But one thing is certain, she really regards the monkey master as a part of herself, there is no doubt about this, neither she nor the monkey master himself will deny it. And the monkey master ......

"I have twenty years left."

Master Monkey suddenly said something inexplicable, which made Tassel's wrist tremble.

"What...... What the? ”

"I can stay with you for another twenty years, I told you earlier." The monkey lord looked at the tassel's eyes: "Twenty years later, I will ......"

"Don't!" Tassel covered his mouth with one hand and covered the monkey master's mouth with the other: "Don't say ......"

Master Monkey took a deep breath, and then slumped into his chair: "Don't worry, I will ...... Find a way, even if it's to poke a hole in the sky. ”

"Hmm." Tassel let go of his hand, turned around and came to the cabinet and took out the clothes that the monkey master was going to wear today, and put them on the bed: "Master went out first, you can change your clothes." ”

It can be seen that the monkey master's words directly completely crushed the tassel's good mood, her lips trembled slightly, and she looked extremely uncomfortable, but there was no good way to comfort her. The monkey master had already told him about this, but this was like a cancer diagnosis book, hanging there, and no one could avoid it.

What should come, will come. For the monkey master, this period is only a small part of his life, but it is also the vast majority, and for the tassel, this lion is also a small part of his life, but it is also the vast majority.

The tacit understanding between the two is very high, but in this matter...... But there was nothing to be done.

"Wait until you get back." The monkey lord looked up at the ceiling and said to himself: "If I don't kill you, my name will be written backwards." ”

calmed down a little, and the monkey master changed into new clothes specially prepared for him by tassels. Sure enough, the world knows the monkey master best, it is the tassel, the clothes fit as always, and fully grasp the monkey master's preference for wearing clothes, and the expensive cotton cloth has a soft and refreshing feeling on the body.

The atmospheric sword pattern and the dark background color are very designed together, it seems that the tassel always let the monkey master wear torn clothes before, I'm afraid it's really just because of poverty, maybe her artistic talent is far better than her swordsmanship talent.

After putting on new clothes and being taken care of cleanly, the monkey master made everyone's eyes shine after he walked out, and the spirit of the board did not match the overall style of this era, but it made him very out of the crowd, the handsome face and a touch of angry eyes and cynical expression, so that the overall temperament of the monkey master has improved several grades, and there is a look of a game in the world to that station.

"Sure enough, people depend on their clothes."

Duanmu looked the monkey master up and down, nodded approvingly, and said, "You are quite provoking the little girl." ”

"Little girl? Will you send hairpins at the age of sixteen or seventeen? ”

"Don't hold on."

After a while, the tassel also changed her clothes and walked out of it, wearing a gorgeous robe, with a circle of white fox tail hair on the neckline, which seemed to be very thick but exposed to the shoulders, and the round and jade shoulders and collarbones were exposed, and the tassels immediately changed from a fresh girl to a sexy big sister, her nails were smeared with the rose red nail polish made for her by the monkey master, and the perfume tailored for her by the monkey master was sprayed on her body, and a string of shiny crystal necklaces were hung around her neck, which was also a fine product that the monkey master personally went to the market to pick up the amethyst rough little by little.

In short, from top to bottom, the tassels are all dressed up except for the clothes, which are all gifts that the monkey master once gave her. This combination makes her look less pure, more charming, and more graceful. Even Duanmu, the old pervert, didn't slow down for a moment, and he didn't take his eyes off when he stared at it.

"Look at the eyeballs again."

"You learned Qinglian's mantra so quickly, huh? Ha ha. Duanmu came back to his senses and hid his embarrassment: "Good-looking!" Mr. Hua Yan is really beautiful today. ”

The tassel turned around in front of the monkey master with a red face: "Is it good-looking?" ”

"I'm usually so shy, why are you willing to wear such a revealing one today?"

"Because...... Because ......" tassel stumbled to explain, but it was not always explained well: "Ah, it's time, let's go." ”

Although I am very reluctant, but as the head of the joining sect, the tassel goes out but there is a petite, and the monkey master is not so good treatment, can only follow the petite head slowly and leisurely, the pedestrians on the road have sideways, after all, the pomp of each sect today is not small, I have never seen such a shabby sect......

"Ugh."

"There's a fart."

The Monkey Master and Duanmu are never polite, and Duanmu will not be polite to the Monkey Master, after all, it is difficult to find people with the same smell, so after the Monkey Master finished speaking, Duanmu touched his chin and said with a smile: "Tassel Huayan is so beautiful today." ”

"What does it have to do with you?"

"No, no, it has something to do with you."

"What does it have to do with me?"

"Let me ask you, as a tassel flower yeon, does she need to dress up?"

This sentence is true, with the tassel's seniority and ability, she is willing to appreciate the Shushan faction in the past, let alone dress up, even if she wears the clothes she used to work in the field yesterday, she used to sit at the banquet, where does it need to be so eye-catching.

"yes, why?"

"Why?" Duanmu held a fan in his hand, and he looked like a person who had come over: "Little brother, the woman is the one who pleases herself, she is dressed up to show you." ”

The monkey master rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "I haven't seen what she looks like, you are talking nonsense." ”

"If you don't believe it, forget it."

"Only by believing in you can you have ghosts."

The two of them came to the main venue in a sedan chair, and they ...... The pomp and circumstance here is really scary, there are about three or four football fields The big field is actually stuffed with people, they are wearing the clothes of various sects, sitting around the ring in a square formation, the ring in the middle is about four hundred square meters, it is made of white marble, and the four corners of the square platform have the light of the magic circle running is flickering, thinking that it is to restrain the people on the stage from being unable to contain the innocent formation.

Shushan is in the east of the ring, because it is the organizer, so the formation is extraordinarily large, and the Taoist priest in Tsing Yi sits on the ground, and in order to highlight the rigor of Shushan, this largest phalanx is also the quietest phalanx, and thousands of people can sit there silently.

The little boy who received the tassel at the door led them to the viewing platform, and sure enough, the tassel was sitting in the guest of honor, and next to it was the uncle in charge of Shushan...... (To be continued.) )