If before today, Baozi didn't remember what he did and could be explained by "methane poisoning", but during the time when he was looking for Zheng Yaozu, another Baozi swaggered to go to school with Cabbage Flower, and pretended to be a Young Pioneer at the flag-raising ceremony. In the same space and in the same time period, there are two buns. It can be imagined how much this thing that is familiar with Baozi's personality, tone, hobbies and habits has "helped" me in this month. What is the purpose of this fake bag self-improvement, is it to replace the real Monkey King in the West like the nine-eared macaque in Journey to the West?

This bun knows its every move!

Thinking of this, Baozi tentatively asked Cabbage Flower, "Huahua, today, what are we going to do?" ”

Cabbage Flower cried and said, "What are you doing? What else can you do? Send grandma to the fox hole! ”

"Yes, I'm not going to do anything today, I'm going to send my grandmother to the fox hole." Baozi said loudly.

Hu Meizhu stretched her waist, "This month, I'm so tired of my mother, it's not as comfortable as standing on two legs with four paws on the ground." Don't be stunned, let's go! Baozi went out and stopped a carriage carrying firewood and grass, paid the owner a dollar, and everyone helped Grandma into the car and headed to the east. The thief stared at them slipperily, walked two miles, and saw the building of the agricultural college from a distance, and the bun suddenly jumped out of the car, "No, Huahua, I remember that there is something at home, I have to go home!" My dad won't let me go out! ”

Without looking back, he ran away. Cabbage Flower scolded, "You eight calves, heartless things, you run!" If you run again, you will break up! ”

Of course, Baozi chose to go home first, the midterm exam is coming, and the amount of homework is much larger than usual, so this is the time to review homework. If you want to make fake buns, most of them pretend to read hard at home at the moment. Baozi returned home, leaned on the wall, and peeked into the house with half of his head exposed, but found nothing unusual. I was thinking about whether to go into the house to take a look, and when I saw Bao Jianguo coming out of the house, his face was full of joy, "I heard from the math teacher, Bao Zi has made great progress in mathematics recently, and he used to be good at Chinese." "The mother of the bun in the house also spoke" This month, the grades are staggering, if you maintain this speed, it is possible to be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University. "The bun darkness is still a learning control, and it has given himself some face. Just as he was about to fly into the hospital and confront the fake bun, Bao Jianguo spoke again, "It's all out of school, why can't you see anyone?" "The mother of the bun in the house should respond, "Maybe go to Huahua's house to do your homework!" ”

This thing really didn't come home! "Hit the plan" Baozi quietly climbed down the wall and chased along the road in the direction of the carriage. Baozi took out the three yellow paper talismans he carried with him, wrote Sanskrit quickly, pasted them on his own seal hall and shoulders, hid the three yang fires on his body, and read as he walked:

"It's too up-and-coming star to strain without stopping

Exorcism and enchantment, invisibility

Wisdom is clear and the mind is at peace

The three souls are forever gone."

After this invisibility spell, he suddenly felt that his body was as light as a swallow, and the people, ghosts, gods and demons of the yin and yang worlds could not see him, everything was ready, and he rushed to the east quickly.

The carriage walked slowly, and Baozi didn't make too much effort to see the carriage. He didn't dare to get too close, he followed all the way from a distance, and walked like this for half an hour. In the distance, the sun has entered the middle of the mountain, and there is a brilliant glow, and on the high haystack of the carriage, the clear silhouettes of three people meet the sunset. Looking further away, the ancient city of Bayan appears on the horizon, this lonely village is the birthplace of the Manchu Empress Dowager and the birthplace of the Bayan Hera clan. In the 80s, before the rise of tourism, this is just one of thousands of ordinary Manchu villages in the northeast. In the center of the village, a large temple is faintly seen standing tall, which is the white temple of Nurhachi Qinfeng, and it is also the base of Bai Yuan. Baozi only knew that there was a very effective white temple in Baijiatun, but he had never been here.

Facing the blood-red sun, Baozi suddenly found that another silhouette suddenly rose from the grass on the side of the road, waving "Hey!" I am back! At first glance, it was none other than himself. Listening to the angry rebuke of the cabbage flower, the fake bun did not defend himself, and stretched out his hand and shouted, "Come, pull me up!" Cabbage Flower scolded as she reached out and pulled the fake bun into the car and helped him slap the grass clippings. Baozi noticed that the way this thing came out was almost straight, without any human movement, and it rose straight from the ground.

What kind of mana is this thing, which can hide from the eyes of all immortals, including the shaman grandma with profound Taoism, and it is simply hidden without leakage. Baozi followed, saw the carriage passing by the entrance of the village, slowly stopped, and the four people got out of the car.

"This is Baijiatun, let's go, it's time to get to the base." Hu Meizhu led everyone and helped the shaman grandmother all the way to the White Temple. The villagers who came back from work in the distance, Hu Meizhu walked and walked, becoming transparent and light. By the time the buns entered the White Temple, everyone had already arrived. I only saw that the incense was flourishing above the temple, and the statue of the white fairy wearing a veil sat in the middle of the main hall, but half of the statue was cut off with its head and shoulders, and the remaining half of its pretty face was still kindly overlooking all beings. This is not bad, Huang Xian'er's dojo was completely bulldozed by the village cadres in the early years. Although the temple is dilapidated, the incense is extremely strong, and the strong smell of burning paper and the sound of pious prayers stimulate the senses of the buns. Hu Meizhu floated past them, these people didn't notice, they heard that there were people praying for wealth, some praying for a good harvest, only an old man in tattered clothes, and he didn't know what to do, just a vigorous kowtow, but seeing Hu Meizhu gently patted the old man's back three times, the old man coughed for a while, spit out the thick black hard phlegm core of the walnut, and suddenly breathed much easier. The old man suddenly kowtowed to the clay statue like pounding garlic, "Manifestation, manifestation, my emphysema is cured!" Miss Bai Yuan, great kindness! The crowd was also amazed, and they stuffed a lot of unity into the offering box.

After tossing for a long time, the pilgrims walked away one after another. As soon as Hu Meizhu raised her hand, the door of the big temple closed by itself. Hu Meizhu pinched her waist and shouted, "Hey, you said that I was not tired, and I had to guard the family business for her Bai Yuan, or she would be injured all over, so I wouldn't bother to pay attention to her." Come, Huahua, Ming'er, you take the money to buy some food and drink at the village entrance supply and marketing cooperative! Cabbage Flower was not polite, turned the offering box upside down, and took dozens of dollars and put it in his pocket.

"Okay, you're all gone, you two sick numbers should come out to meet people."

A gust of fairy wind drifted by, the mist instantly dispersed, Bai Yuan and Huang Xian suddenly stood on the temple, Bai Yuan was on crutches, and Huang Xian was hanging his arm.

"Your own people, don't put smoke bombs, how many times have I said it! Your incense is good enough, don't be choking. Hu Meizhu covered her nose and complained.

"Sao Fox, run to my dojo and pretend to be a living Bodhisattva," Bai Yuan was disgusted.

Hu Meizhu retorted, "People beg you hard, but you don't appreciate your face, you are such a fairy who picks the door, the old lady can't stand it." And you, Lao Huang, a few days ago, I had to say something to move a kang to sleep with other Bai Xian, but my own dojo was demolished, and there was no place to recuperate, so I really picked up a big temple for nothing, and I fished a beauty. The two of you are tossing on the kang every day, and the people queuing up outside don't care, right? ”

Huang Zu scolded, "Roll the calf, isn't your fox hole also flattened." The immortal family has the law of the immortal family, although I like Bai Yuan, but there are some things to think about, who can really do it? You old tiger girl, don't mess around with mandarin duck scores. Besides, why didn't you go out of the horse fairy at that time, and watch the two of us go down to fight, you are free on it, and you speak lightly. ”

Hu Meizhu also got angry, "Your grandma, I've had a hard time this month, running on four legs, a few days ago, I came to a lot of white coats from epidemic prevention stations, beating rats and weasels everywhere, scared the gray grandmother back to the old forest of Changbai Mountain, I'm such a big fox, lying in my grandmother's kennel every day to pretend to be a dog, I'm easy!" ”

Hu Meizhu didn't scold enough, and turned around and scolded the fake buns, "You bear child, you don't know how to return my Neidan after coming back for a month, and the conscience dog ate it?" ”

The fake bun was silent, but it was difficult to hide the disdain.

Cabbage Flower was anxious, "Can you not be noisy!" Grandma is like this, no one comes to see it? ”

Huang Bai hurriedly ran to his grandmother's side, and after a careful inspection, Huang Xian smacked his lips, "This Gu is not as simple as the toad cub a few days ago, it may be a combination of several poisons, and a demon spell has been cast, it is not easy to get rid of it, I'm afraid that Yangshou has arrived." Cabbage Flower cried again when she heard this, nagged about the buns, and poured the buns back to the chain again, and the two immortals thought about it after hearing it.

The fake bun said, "I really didn't know it at the time, I just wanted to hurry up and overtake Namiko on time, but I still fell into her way." "Baozi listened, knew that this fake Baozi has extraordinary ability, can update the events almost at any time, and the performance is extremely exquisite, the emotions and body movements are very natural, there are no flaws, at this time I went out to confront him, I am afraid that if I don't say a few words, I will be dealt with by the immortals as impostors.

Bai Yuan said, "It's not to blame Baozi, for Mikawaya Miko, a powerful ghost who has been wandering for many years, several of us have not paid attention to it in the past few years, so she has lost control." ”

While discussing the solution, everyone asked the two children to make a fire to cook, this fake bun talked, talked, and communicated, no different from himself, and the bun even suspected that he was fake!

Huang Xian asked the fake bun, "That night, Lao Bai and I rushed out to stop the Gu worms, you fought with Huahua against the old devil, how did you escape later?" ”

Without waiting for the fake bun to respond, the cabbage flower poured the beans into the bamboo tube and spoke again. Baozi listened from afar, that's right, the bloody battle in the round hall is not an illusion, it's just that Cabbage Hua said that Baozi fainted when she ran out of the cave with her back, the time was indeed the early morning of August 26 in the lunar calendar, and the rescue after Liu Daguang and others came down, the later intervention of the epidemic prevention team and the archaeological team were real. The crux of the matter is how to rush out of the tunnel by yourself The moment you rush out of the tunnel, you are frozen for 30 days. And the fake bun seamlessly replaces its place.

Huang Xian asked the fake bun, "Do you have the inner pill of Yin Jiao in your body?" ”

Fake bun nodded.

Huang Xian was very interested, "Spit it out, I'll take a look." ”

The bun hidden in the corner also widened his eyes, this Hu Meizhu's inner pill, the gray grandmother's soul revival pill and all the objects were on him at that time, Yin Jiao's inner pill had been absorbed by himself, and there would be no fake buns!

The fake bun was also obedient, exercising his internal force, and forced out the blue glittering Yin Jiao Neidan from the Baihui acupoint, and instructed Huang Xian, "Just take a look, don't give it to me." ”

Huang Xian looked at it, "You kid is lucky, we will have to worship you as the boss in the future." ”

The bun in the distance was stunned, he also urged the internal force, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get an egg, and the Yin Jiao's Neidan was really not in his body! It's no wonder that at the end of the day, I didn't feel that fluttering sense of becoming a fairy. This fake is really going to steal, so it's going to go for the most valuable one.

The fox fairy's eyes lit up, "Yo, boy, you can't see it, you are the biggest winner." With that, he subconsciously touched the shoulder of the fake bun.

The fake bun was afraid of grabbing the same as receiving Neidan, and subconsciously pushed away the fox fairy, "Hey! You nether fairy, be respectful! ”

These words made the fox fairy take aback, "Yo, yo, this can be endured." Well, you're a dragon, I don't dare say anything. When you grow up and get married, just be nice to us. ”

When the fake bun heard this, he actually said to the fox fairy and the cabbage flower Zhengse, "Fox fairy, Huahua, I have the task of removing the red dragon and the ghost, if I marry you in the future, then the mana of the Heavenly Eye will be lost, so let's not mention this matter in the future." ”

The decisiveness of the fake bun surprised the immortals, and the answer was right, beyond reproach; The process is straightforward and unacceptable. Cabbage Flower was so shocked that her mouth grown, "What you said is true?" ”

"Really"

"You've always thought so?"

"Yes"

Huang Xian stroked his beard and stood up slowly, and took two steps, "Baozi, you have a wasted death in the sea, this worldview has changed a lot." ”

Hu Meizhu was also surprised, "Isn't this kid feverish, why did he suddenly say goodbye to our feudal remnants all of a sudden?" ”

The fake bun still said, "I respect all the fairies, but the fairy world has the law of the fairy world, and there are human rules in the world, most of you have practiced for thousands of years, and the few have five hundred years, why is it not in the immortal class, that is, all the hearts are not broken, and the rules of the fairy world are measured by the seven emotions and six desires of the human world." His words criticized everyone again.

Cabbage Blossom sobbed, a crying method she never adopted. "I just said, after I came back, I felt that he had changed a lot, he climbed there every day to study, he didn't like to go to his grandmother's house, and he didn't care about me anymore, when he had to say a word, he didn't say a word. Grandma has been waiting for him every day for a month, but he hasn't come back once, it turns out that he took Neidan to turn into a dragon, so he doesn't like to care about us mortals. ”

The fake bun also symbolically apologized, but it was very official, "Huahua, although what I said is straightforward, but it is indeed what it means, and the two worlds of humans and immortals cannot be crossed." ”

The cabbage flower cried even more fiercely, and the bun in the distance looked like a knife, but then he thought about it, isn't the point of view held by this fake bun actually something that he buried in the depths and never dared to face, if everyone throws this question to themselves now, how should I answer? In fact, it is nothing more than benign deception and euphemistic delay.

The bun hidden in the dark wanted to use the Eye of Heaven to see what the structure of this object was, but found that it had been a whole day, and the Eye of Heaven was still in a state of failure.