Chapter 365: Pretending to be forced to be fucked
What does this guy want to do?
The man with glasses glanced at Tang Jian suspiciously.
I saw Tang Jian continue: "This old brother, I see that your bones are amazing, and you are very talented, you must be one in a million calligraphy and painting masters!"
According to the normal plot development, you should show your hand next, let us know that this is the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Conference, not the Miscellaneous Poetry Conference, right? ”
The man with glasses frowned slightly, fortunately, he was prepared, otherwise he would not be able to go down this step!
He said lukewarmly: "I can't compare with the masters and predecessors on the scene, I just want to express my thoughts and opinions, I think that since this is the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Club, it is better to have a little Mid-Autumn Festival flavor, rather than hanging the name of the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Club, but showing all kinds of works that have nothing to do with the theme of the Mid-Autumn Festival!" ”
It's a big guy who has drunk a lot of ink in his stomach!
This glasses man doesn't have as much EQ and no IQ as Lao Wang's father and son!
And this is also very reasonable, there is no room for refutation!
Even Tang Jian thought so at first, but after Liu Yuyan introduced the poetry meeting to him, he knew why the so-called Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting has evolved into a poetry meeting that has little to do with the Mid-Autumn Festival.
At this time, the man with glasses walked to the long table and took a brush, and said: "The younger generation is not talented, he can't write good poems, and his calligraphy is not as good as the masters and predecessors here, but I still want to make a fool of myself and feel the atmosphere of the poetry meeting!" ”
It's over, he writes one by one with a brush in a dashing manner, and finally pieces together a seven-character poem praising the bright moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival.
The handwriting is very good, at least Tang Jian thinks that the brush writing of the man with glasses is much better than that of Wang Hao. It's just that this poem is very ordinary, and it doesn't taste like it reads.
Teacher Gu nodded secretly and said, "The handwriting is good!" The poem is also very well written, at least in line with the theme of our Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting! ”
Rage +100......
Rage +110......
At this time, Tang Jian found that the anger value suddenly increased by hundreds of hundreds, it is estimated that the words of the man in glasses caused those who came prepared, but the prepared works had nothing to do with the theme of the Mid-Autumn Festival, so he was unhappy, right?
Since this is the case, then we can only follow the rhythm of this man with glasses, and try to make this poetry meeting firmly combined with the Mid-Autumn Festival, so that those who are not prepared or who are prepared wrong will be even more unhappy!
Bang Bang Bang!
Clap your hands three times!
Tang Jian admired: "Brother is awesome! Although this poem is written in an ordinary way, the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting must have the meaning of the Mid-Autumn Festival! Since this old brother has taken a good start, then I will improvise and write a poem about the Mid-Autumn Festival! ”
While speaking, Tang Jian exchanged another poem in the system mall.
He picked up the brush, pretended to think, and then wrote in a master's style:
"Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan"
"The moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time."
"The lover complains about the night, but he is lovesick at night."
"The candle is full of mercy, and the cloak is dewed."
"It's unbearable to give away, and it's a good time to sleep."
A good hand!
Accompanied by a good poem!
As long as you don't have a conscience, you will be amazed by Tang Jian's poem!
Dad Liu read it in pieces, when the first sentence came out, he, Lao Tian and others couldn't hold it anymore, but they didn't expect this kid to write it casually, and it turned out to be such a classic and wonderful quatrain!
Teacher Gu suddenly trembled the corners of his mouth and praised: "What a song "Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan"! This poem is expected to be included in textbooks in the future for future generations to learn and praise! ”
When he was done, he shook his hands, pressed the paper of this poem, and said, "Young man, can you give me this poem?" ”
Tang Jian smiled and said, "It's my honor to be favored by Teacher Gu!" ”
The faces of Lao Wang's father and son became more and more bad, and even Old Man Gu stood on Tang Jian's side, didn't they continue to participate in this poetry meeting to be boring and continue to be ridiculed by Lao Liu and Tang Jian?
This is mine!
The corners of Lao Liu's mouth twitched, although his heart hurt, but Teacher Gu opened his mouth, can he still fight?
Lao Tian also looked at such a good poem with envy and jealousy, unwilling to why such a beautiful word could not be possessed by himself!
At this time, the man with glasses suddenly said with a little disdain: "Although this poem is catchy to read, is there something wrong with the words!" ”
The work Gu Lao wrote before just said that it was good, but Tang Jian's work, this Gu Lao is like a treasure!
This is simply a great humiliation for him!
It's like losing the game with Tang Jian!
At this time, Tang Jian sneered with a smile: "Life is not only about what is in front of you, but also about the poems you can't understand, and the distance that you can't go!"
Chinese characters are broad and profound, and if you say that the words are not properly matched, you can only blame you for not being proficient in learning! ”
The system is produced and must be a high-quality product!
What is it that you can question as a half-ass?
Tang Jian simply translated the text and translated on another piece of paper: "A bright moon rises in the vast sea, and you and I are looking at each other at the end of the world at this time. Lovers resent the long moonlit nights, and they stayed awake all night and thought about their loved ones. Extinguish the candle and love the moonlight in the room, and I wander in my cloak and feel the cold of the night. I can't give you the beautiful moonlight, I just hope to be able to meet you in a dreamland! ”
When it was over, he asked rhetorically: "This old man with glasses, now you still think which word is inappropriate, you can bring it up casually, and I will explain it to you one by one!" ”
The glasses man's face turned red!
Dad Liu said proudly: "There is no problem with this translation!" This poem is even more fine! ”
Teacher Gu smiled and said, "Good boy, this poem is really well translated!" The word has multiple meanings, combined with this translation, it can indeed prove that the word collocation of this song "Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan" is not a problem! ”
The glasses man's face turned even redder, and he couldn't help but feel a cloud of anger in his heart!
Pretend not to be forced but be fucked!
This taste is really uncomfortable!
Especially in front of so many masters and seniors, he was slapped in the face by a guy who was younger and more talented than himself, which made him feel even more angry!
Seeing that the man with glasses stopped talking after pretending to fail and being slapped in the face by himself, Tang Jian seemed to have thought of something, and said: "People with different cultures and different thoughts will not look at a poem in the same way!" Take another poem I prepared! ”
Seeing Tang Jian's sudden action of picking up the brush again, the people around him all showed anticipation and dumbfounded expressions!
This kid is going to write poetry again?
The glasses man's face changed again, and he always felt that this guy was going to pretend to be forced again, and he was going to slap himself in the face again!
And Tang Jian waved the brush freely and wrote three words on the paper like flowing water-
"Silent Night Thoughts"!