Chapter 36: Newcomer Dregs
Dregs: Yes, it is said that the mortal world now uses simplified Chinese characters, and occasionally does not use them.
"Medicine senior, I don't know why you took the nickname of medicine residue?"
"yes, the name...... It's weird. ”
Medicine residue: The fairy girl took it for me, and it won't be changed......
Lin Yu almost burst out laughing, this Shangguan Xian'er is too good at making trouble.
Shangguan Xian'er: @药老, you are a newcomer now, newcomers want to give out red envelopes, I think I just came in but I gave out five.
There was a lot of sycophants in the group, and finally, Yao Lao couldn't help Shangguan Xian'er's instigation and everyone's sycophants, and promised to send a few red envelopes to be happy.
Lin Yu was suddenly excited, the previous rune paper was already so magical, if this medicine old man issued any magic elixir, wouldn't it be profitable?
Thinking of this, he immediately went straight to the pantry in the lounge, there was no one here at this time, he turned around and locked the door, and his fingers were ready!
Whoosh, two big red envelopes were issued.
Lin Yu's hand speed of grabbing red envelopes, which he had practiced for many years, finally gave full play to his advantage and grabbed it directly.
Two second-level aura pills.
Three first-grade Cordyceps pills.
"Reiki Pill, Cordyceps Pill? How to use it? ”
Lin Yu was very puzzled, with the lesson of the previous bad luck talisman, he didn't dare to use these pills casually now.
Shangguan Xian'er: Yao Lao, you are too picky, I grabbed the first-level aura pill, how can you replenish my aura?
Medicine slag: Okay, the fairy girl is really convinced.
A red envelope is then issued.
Lin Yu was caught off guard at all.
Hurriedly went to grab it, it was too late.
Here's another one.
How could it be possible to escape this time? Hurriedly went to grab it.
A second-level beauty pill.
Lin Yu was stunned, Beauty Dan? What is the relationship with BeautyCam?
Damn, women's things, ah, ah, I'm not a shemale!
Lin Yu was very hurt, why didn't he grab the anti-heaven pill, such as the Eucharistic Pill he had taken before.
"Hey, why can't I get it?"
"Me too."
There was a wail in the group.
Qing Mingzi: Okay, Yao Lao is usually very busy, this time I can distribute so many pills to everyone, everyone should be content.
Electroplating: That's right, @药渣渣, thank you so much.
"@药渣渣, thank you, seniors."
The crowd chatted for a while, and a man named Man in the Wind sent a message at this time.
Man in the Wind: @所有人, great, I just searched for people around the Ice Palace, guess who I found?
"Could it be the little fairy in the Ice and Snow Palace?"
The so-called little fairies are just cultivating women, not real immortals, and those who become immortals basically live in the little fairy realm, which Lin Yu knew when he watched them chat before.
Man in the Wind: Isn't it just the little fairy in the Ice and Snow Palace, we had a good conversation, she asked me to send him a few pictures to see, everyone said, is she interesting to me?
"This ...... According to the old man's observation, it is possible. ”
"Yes, you are lucky, I heard that the nuns in the Ice and Snow Palace are all as beautiful as immortals, and being able to become Taoist couples with the nuns in the Ice and Snow Palace is even happier than becoming immortals."
A group of animals seemed to be talking about topics of interest, and suddenly they couldn't stop the car.
"@风中男子, I'll teach you a trick, now that you have a date, you must take it that night, so as not to have too many dreams at night."
"Yes, I deliberately asked her until twelve o'clock, and then I said I wouldn't go back, and then I didn't want to go back, and then I didn't want to, wahaha."
Qing Yingzi: Everyone pay attention to the influence, there are many female compatriots in the group.
Shangguan Xian'er: Hmph, it's shameless.
Zixia Narcissus: Yes, this kind of conspiracy can be said, and you deserve to be beaten for the rest of your life.
Man in the Wind: Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, I'm going to send a photo now, the problem is that I don't know which photo is good.
"Send it out and show us."
"Yes, we'll give you a counselor."
So, the man in the wind sent a bunch of photos.
Lin Yu looked at the photo of the man in the wind, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
I've seen something ugly, but I've never seen something that is both ugly and sloppy.
Let's not talk about being fat, I still have long hair, let's not talk about long hair, it's like I haven't washed my hair for a month.
I haven't washed my hair, forget it, my whole face is as black as charcoal, and my face is black, and my teeth are still yellow.
Huang also forgot it, and took a photo of a toothy smile.
Lin Yu was very hurt, brother, don't you know, is this a face-looking society now?
Why do girls ask you for photos, it's not to see what you look like, you are so stumbling, people will definitely block you as soon as possible!
Sure enough, there was a wail in the group.
"@风中男子, you're really a man like the wind."
"Brother, if you say this, I advise you not to send photos, otherwise you will ......"
Man in the Wind: Isn't there any hope? Actually, I'm dressed up, it's very manly.
"The point is, you're not dressed up."
"Yes, you said you should dress up and buy a better set of clothes, that's fine, but this photo, hehe......"
Man in the Wind: Whoever helps me look better, I'll send him a big red envelope.
"I really want to earn your red envelopes, but I can't help it."
"yes, it's getting harder and harder to make money."
When Lin Yu saw this, his eyes lit up, and a big red envelope came out?
His eyes rolled slightly, and Xiao Zhuge was Xiao Zhuge who was clever enough to calculate, and he suddenly had a plan.
In today's society, what do photos rely on?
Cell phone? NO!
Belle? NO!
High-definition camera? NO! NO! NO!
Now it's Meitu!
I immediately chose the best one for a man in the wind, and immediately bleached it, especially the teeth, which were as white as flour.
As for the hair, it was directly trimmed, and then blackened, and the water chestnut was also straightened, and the originally fat face instantly became a melon seed face.
Brother Wit is Brother Wit, I have to take it!
uploaded to the group for the first time, and all of a sudden, the group exploded!
"I'm rubbing, this and this...... Still a man in the wind? ”
"@林羽子, fellow Daoist, will you not be able to do any secret art?"
"Fellow Daoist, you know the secret art of retouching, right? This kind of secret art is simply unheard of. ”
Since the people who cultivate immortals are basically isolated from the world and concentrate on cultivating, they don't know anything about retouching.
Seeing many people @ him, Lin Yu responded helplessly: A secret technique studied in the early years, hey, it's been useless for a long time.
After sending the message, this guy was a little hesitant in his heart, these people shouldn't find out, right?
Man in the Wind: @林羽子, that's great, I'm very satisfied with this picture, I'm sure she will like it very much, I'll add you now and send you a red envelope.
Lin Yuzi: You're polite.
Lin Yu's heart blossomed, and he quickly added the man in the wind, and then sent a red envelope.
Three first-level aura pills!
Man in the Wind: Fellow Daoist, I don't know if three Spiritual Qi Pills are enough?
Anyway, it didn't take much time to retouch, and Lin Yu didn't care how much the other party gave, so he responded: Enough, by the way, there is one thing I want to ask you......