"Hey, Brother Monkey, remember to come at night, I sent you the address, you must come."

On the morning of the rest day, when Master Monkey was sitting in the room in a daze, a colleague from the fried chicken restaurant called him, and Jian Gang, who was sitting next to him weaving bracelets, raised his head and glanced at him: "I have new friends so soon." ”

"No way, charismatic." The monkey master said very unashamedly: "You play this all day now?" ”

"That's right."

The monkey's hut has been stuffed with things that Jian Gang knitted, from bracelets to necklaces, from ankle rings to sweater buttons, in short, she can knit everything that can be hung on her body, and she has also begun to make this a profession, opening a treasure shop, the models are all herself, and the business is quite good.

Who would have thought that this right hand of God, who can use all the weapons in the world, this immortal king who can control his own infinite reproduction, is now planning a job for himself with a pair of small hands.

"How about this sweater with this color?"

Jian Gang clasped the bracelet he had just knitted on his hand, stood in front of the monkey master and raised his hand and shook it.

"Not bad, but why don't you use emeralds?"

"Emeralds are too expensive, it's all glass, five dollars or ten dollars. I calculated, and when business gets better in a few days, I'll quietly rent a larger basement and open my own workshop. Jian Gang smiled: "It's a good deal!" ”

yes, isn't it a good deal? A person can infinitely copy to support a world of Jiangang to open a workshop, of course, it is cost-effective, just hire an accountant, and she can do the rest alone, a steady profit and no loss.

It's good to think about it, it's really great that such a big killer can gradually return to the track that belongs to ordinary people.

"That's right." Master Monkey shook Jian Gang's hand with both hands: "It's time to think about getting married." ”

"What?" Jiangang was startled, and then quickly pulled out his hand: "Why, no, no, my life has just begun, wait for me to play for a while." ”

The monkey master rolled his eyes: "Whatever you want." ”

"Alas! What kind of attitude do you have, too lazy to tell you. Jian Gang suddenly got angry, walked out with a lot of strange things in his arms, and then when he went out, another Jian Gang slammed the door hard, and glared at the monkey master......

The monkey master in the room was confused, he looked up at the mirror, and suddenly fell into a kind of confusion of "why is his girlfriend suddenly angry", after thinking to no avail, he picked up his mobile phone and asked the audience outside the venue for help.

"You have a lot of girlfriends, you come on."

Zhang Qun, who received this call inexplicably, was scolded and narrated, and then it was determined that he could solve the problem......

"Dude, you're asking the wrong person. There are many girlfriends like this, I don't deny it, but I'm only one wife, those girlfriends are all disposable, how do I know the problem of your young grandmother, she wasn't like this before, when we were together, she was better than all the masters, what has she become these days, this has to find a problem from your side, I think ......"

"Goodbye." The monkey master hung up the phone without waiting for Zhang Qun to finish speaking, and then after thinking about it, he decided to call the store manager: "Store manager." ”

"Huh? Is there something wrong? Is there not enough money? ”

The store manager's voice came, and the monkey master organized the language a little and told the store manager why Jiangang lost his temper just now, and the store manager was also refreshing, and told the monkey master without thinking about it: "You are stupid, people want you to take action, you are an elm pimple, why are you so stupid?" Do you still expect other women to take the initiative? Although they have two children, but the two of them are together, the most important thing is not these at all, you must not think that you can look down on her because she has been married and has children, and I don't see that you have a good relationship with her two children? ”

What? Why is this plot a little incoherent? The monkey master was quite confused at first, but after listening to the store manager's teachings, he suddenly became even more confused, and after agreeing randomly, he hung up the phone silently and sighed.

"I'm out of the house." The monkey master walked to the door and saw Dai Wei applying a mask on the sofa and watching TV: "By the way, those two little ones went to Disney today, so they don't need to prepare their meals." ”

"Oh, will you come back for dinner in the evening?" Dai Wei looked up at the monkey master: "I don't know why, since I used the mask that Jiangang gave me, I feel younger and younger." ”

The monkey opened his mouth, and didn't tell her that what Jian Gang gave her was not the so-called mask at all, but Jian Gang's special Gu props, I can't see anything wrong now, in a few decades, you will know what you are using, and you will find that the little friends around you are getting old and deformed, and you still maintain the most perfect youth.

"I have a colleague party in the evening, and I don't come back."

"That's fine." Dai Wei waved his hand at the monkey master: "By the way, nineteen came just now and asked when you will be free to model for her." ”

Nineteen is now a very great painter and designer, often running around Italy and France, and the clothes she designs often lead the trend of the seasons, often what celebrities customize, charter catwalks, almost give full play to her advanced artistic talent, and she is also blown by the industry to be called a high-minded, what the soul of the art world, what a great artist like Leonardo da Vinci, what a leader in the awakening of female talent, anyway, there are a lot of names, what interviews are often published, what magazines, A painting can be fried for tens of millions of dollars, and people are not happy to paint it.

"Not available." The monkey master pouted: "If she dares to draw me, I will dare to let her go to Tana to feed the cows." ”

Feed the cows...... Dai Wei smiled lightly, the monkey master may really do it, but thinking of the appearance of nineteen working in the cowshed with his head in his hands, in fact, there is something else to say, but you can look forward to it.

"By the way, Lao Jiu didn't come to Bubu for this time?"

"Old Nine? Who is it? ”

The monkey master was stunned for a moment: "It's okay." ”

"Is Boo with someone who doesn't care about it?" Dai Wei tore off the mask slightly, with a serious expression: "Wait a minute, don't be in a hurry to leave." ”

Standing still, the monkey almost slapped himself in the mouth, so in order to avoid being interrogated, the monkey put on his shoes at a terrible speed, threw off the door and ran away, and Dai Wei chased to the door: "If you have the ability, don't come back!" ”

The monkey master, who had managed to escape, sat on the steps outside the giver's café with palpitations, and the café had not yet opened, and he couldn't find a place to eat, so he could only sit pitifully on the steps and eat a set of pancakes. While eating, the door behind her rang, and then she saw Wen Xi, that is, the arbiter, walking out of it, holding today's handwritten menu card in her hand, she glanced at the monkey master, and then turned around and walked in after pouting and putting down the sign, and then the monkey master heard her voice sounding inside: "Boss, there is a person who asks for food outside blocking the door to eat, do you want to drive away." ”

"No need, give him a hundred dollars, and give him another bottle of water." The giver's voice came: "Be born human, be kind." ”

And the monkey master glanced at the cake in his hand, then stuffed it into his mouth in three or two mouthfuls, and rushed in as soon as he turned around: "Little rabbit, what did you just say about me?" ”

"Ah, I didn't ask for food." Wen Xi stood behind the counter and said in that same tone as he grinded coffee, "Sorry, I didn't see it was you." ”

The giver saw that Wen Xi was choking the monkey master again, and hurriedly stepped forward: "Rest today?" ”

"yes, rest." The monkey master sighed: "It's not going well since the morning. ”

"A cup of coffee?"

"Let's have a cup, no sugar or milk, add some cinnamon." Master Monkey rubbed his face.

At this time, Qinglian also walked out wearing the uniform of the coffee shop, and after she saw the monkey master, she happily ran to him and took a turn: "Sir, is it appropriate?" ”

"Pretty suitable, how's that? Are you still used to it, are you homesick? ”

"That's not true, Sister Wen Xi is very good to me and has taught me things."

"Did the first thing I teach you was that I was a bastard?"

"This ......" Qinglian lowered her head and smiled awkwardly.

Okay, needless to say. This hurdle can't be overcome, after all, the monkey master was very decisive in killing the arbiter, and I'm afraid Wen Xi will have to remember this revenge for a lifetime. Forget it...... In the future, it will be better to introduce her a good boyfriend as compensation.

However, just before the prospective father-in-law ran out to play, the monkey master hurriedly told the giver about Jiangang's sudden tantrum in the morning, and he heard this expression very strangely, and he didn't know what it meant, but just patted the monkey master on the shoulder: "Actually, I don't understand very well." ”

"Then tell me about Jiangang's mother."

The giver was stunned for a moment, hesitated for a moment, took out a wallet from the inner pocket of his clothes, and opened it, and there was a group photograph of him and a girl who was somewhat similar to Jiangang, the photo was overmolded, but still a little yellowed.

"Where did she go?"

"When Jian was born, she died in childbirth."

"Fuck your shit!" The monkey master threw a cup on the giver's skull, and the cup shattered, but the giver just touched his head: "Do you think I am mentally retarded?" She's just ashes, and you can bring her back to life. ”

"Ah, you found out." The giver did not deny it: "He thinks I am unproductive and has run away with another man." ”

"Well, that's reasonable." Master Monkey nodded: "You are really unproductive." ”

The giver was stunned for a moment, and the green tendons exploded: "Why did I believe you this time if I!?" ”

"Because you're really unproductive."

Restored the cup on the ground, the giver also brought a cup of coffee and sat in front of the monkey master: "She is a very good girl, after giving birth to Jiangang, I have to start fleeing, I left her a large sum of money, but as for why she still abandoned Jiangang, I don't really know." I've tried to find her over the years, but nothing has happened, not even a corpse or a tombstone. ”

"In other words, Jiangang was abandoned and not orphaned? That's even more hateful. Okay, I won't ask you in the future, you are not qualified to know about Jiangang. The monkey man stood up: "You trash." ”

It is the temper of the monkey master, and this time the giver didn't even refute it, he sat there quietly without saying a word, taking a sip of coffee, and then just watched the monkey master say goodbye to Qinglian, and asked for the phone number of Miss Wenxi by the way.

Walking out of the door, the monkey turned his head and found Duanmu, the two big men were shopping outside, eating and watching movies, although they felt very bad, but Duanmu didn't seem to mind, but explored everything around him with interest, and seemed interested.

"I think it's good to have a grocery store here, it's crowded and the feng shui is good." Duanmu looked at a store that sold shoes: "That's it, right?" ”

"No, it's too noisy here, your place is a place that needs to give people a sense of elegance, you sit in it and make your things, even the most distinguished guests can only talk to you when you finish your work, interrupt you rashly, you can just let him go." The monkey master danced and gestured: "That, although I sell things, my things have souls, you look too dirty, I won't sell them to you." Do you understand how it feels? ”

"Wonderful!" Duanmu clapped his hands, and his excitement overflowed: "Then where did you say?" ”

"Follow me."

Monkey Master and Duanmu are holding a super-large ice cream in their hands, eating while walking, and today Monkey Master and Duanmu are dressed relatively simply, no one can see that these two people are the sound killer king who will die clean with a wave of his hand, and the other is a former great power person who is about the same as the earth with a hand, they look like a pair of handsome gay with a good relationship, and the young lady who passes by them will look back at the kind of gay.

"That's it."

Lord Monkey brought Duanmu into a creative cultural industry street, where there are many places that sell guqin, antiques, and artworks, many of which are made by people on the spot, and the atmosphere of the whole street is relatively quiet, and there are not too many fireworks.

Duanmu seemed to be a little interested in this place, but when he saw a guqin-making shop, he almost took off someone's sign......

"Bullshit! Bullshit!! He pointed at the young luthier who was a little frightened and roared, "Dare to show this level!" I don't care about you! ”

The luthier ducked to the side, picked up his mobile phone and wanted to dial 110, but the monkey master pressed his hand: "He's just more crazy in terms of professionalism." ”

After Duanmu drove the people away, he sat in that position, picked up the tools and looked at them a few times and began to remake the semi-finished products on the table, drilling, pulling strings, and chiseling resonance in one go, with skillful and smooth movements, until the last process was completed, he breathed a sigh of relief, and gently stroked the piano with his hand, and the crisp ding dong sound spread in the small space.

At first glance, there is not much difference, but this kind of thing is clearly an expert to watch the doorway, the luthier heard this sound, his expression was convinced, a new piano can produce this kind of rhyme, this is definitely a master-level existence.

"You pack up and get ready to close your doors." Duanmu stood up and pointed at him: "Qin, you didn't make it like this." ”

The monkey master didn't comment, just glanced at his watch: "Can you go back yourself?" I still have something to do, let's go first, if you have something, call me. ”

"Get out, get out, Uncle Ben is shopping by himself, and when Honglian comes back, I won't be so idle."

"Huh." The monkey master sneered in his heart, looked at Duanmu and said with some sadness: "When she comes back, I'm afraid you will have to go shopping in the future." ”