Chapter 2 [Ulterior Motives]
Su Ye hurriedly caught up with Ren Fa and said with a smile, "Cousin-in-law, the roof of my house is leaking, and it will take a few days to repair it." Can I stay in your house for a few days these days? ”
Ren Fa turned his head to look at Su Ye, "You kid, what the hell do you want to fight?" ”
"What can I do?" Su Ye said aggrievedly. "I'm just looking for a place to stay."
Su Yexin said, "I'm here to save you, otherwise I wouldn't bother to bother." ’
Ren Fa glanced at Su Ye and said, "Don't think I don't know, you kid wants to fight Tingting's idea." ”
Su Ye hurriedly said, "Cousin-in-law, you really blame me, I really didn't have the idea of beating Tingting's cousin." I already have a sweetheart, how can I still beat Tingting's cousin's idea? I only thought she was my sister. ”
"Really?" Ren Fa still doesn't believe it.
"Of course it's true, why am I lying to you?"
At this time, Ren Fa said, "I originally wanted to marry Tingting to you, but since you have no idea about Tingting, forget it." ”
Ren Fa said and looked at Su Ye, he originally wanted to see sadness on his nephew's face, but he was wrong.
Su Ye didn't care at all. He smiled and said, "Cousin-in-law, if you want to find Tingting's in-laws, you have to find it well." Don't ruin Tingting's life. ”
Ren Fa looked at Su Ye like a ghost, and then said, "Okay then, you can live in my house." ”
"Then thank you cousin-in-law."
At this moment, Ren Tingting walked over with an angry face.
"Tingting, what's wrong with you?" Ren asked.
"Dad, I'll go first." Ren Tingting left without saying anything.
Watching Ren Tingting leave, Ren Fa patted Su Ye's head and said, "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you follow up and coax Tingting?" ”
Su Ye had no choice but to catch up.
He knew that this Ren Tingting must be the same as the original play, and was misunderstood by Zhang Qiusheng as a few girls, so he was so angry. Therefore, you must not ask Ren Tingting why she is angry, she can only find a way to divert her attention.
So, Su Ye said, "Cousin, don't you want rouge gouache, I have some rouge gouache imported from abroad here, do you like it or not." ”
Su Ye said and took out a box of rouge and opened it, and suddenly a fragrance wafted out, attracting Ren Tingting.
Ren Tingting suddenly stopped, looked at the box of rouge in Su Ye's hand and said, "Cousin, where did you get this rouge, it's so fragrant." ”
"I bought it from the provincial capital at a great price, and I knew you were coming back, so I bought it for you." Su Ye said, "How is it, do you like it?" ”
"I like it so much." Ren Tingting said and took the rouge, "Thank you, cousin." ”
Looking at Ren Tingting with an excited face, Su Ye felt funny, "This little girl is so easy to coax." ”
Ren Fa followed behind, and when he saw Su Ye's actions, he smiled secretly in his heart, "Good boy, you still want to lie to me." ”
Su Ye just lived in Ren Fa's house.
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Three days later, it was the day when the old lady of the Ren family raised the coffin, and everyone gathered in front of Ren Weiyong's tomb early in the morning, and after burning incense and worshipping, they began to raise the coffin.
Soon, Ren Weiyong's coffin was hoisted.
At this time, Lin Jiuying said, "Everyone, today is Ren Gongwei's courage to see the light of day again, and all those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five, and forty-eight years old, all those who belong to chickens and cattle will turn around and avoid them." ”
Then, Su Ye saw many people turn around. Su Ye knew that the reason why these people avoided was, in Taoist words, that these people were in conflict with Old Lady Ren.
This also made him learn some Taoist techniques in the past three days. If you want to deal with zombies, how can you do it without learning some Taoism? It may not be useful in the future, but it is better to be prepared.
"After evasion, everyone tidy up." Lin Jiuying immediately ordered, "Open the coffin!" ”
After Lin Jiuying finished saying this, he suddenly startled a group of birds.
Then, the coffin opened, and Su Ye clearly saw a black gas coming out of the coffin. This black gas is corpse qi. Anyone who is infected with the smell of corpses will be unlucky.
Seeing that black gas drifting towards this side, Su Ye hurriedly blew the black gas to the opposite side of the crowd, and the black gas slowly dissipated.
In fact, Lin Jiuying also knew that this black gas was ominous. However, firstly, he was not prepared in advance, and secondly, this black gas would not kill anyone, at most it would be unlucky. So he didn't care.
However, Su Ye felt that the black gas in the original play must have been absorbed by Xu Wencai and Zhang Qiusheng. Otherwise, how could the two be so unlucky, one was scratched by a zombie and almost turned into a corpse; The other was entangled by a female ghost and almost died.
Of course, the corpse qi must have been absorbed by more than the two of them, and Li Wei in the play must have also been infected by the corpse qi, otherwise he would not have been unlucky enough to be branded with the word "rape".
After the coffin was opened, Ren Fa and Ren Tingting hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed. Afterwards, Ren Fa stood up and asked Lin Jiuying, "Can Uncle Jiu's tomb still be used?" ”
"Dragonflies point to water, little by little, and definitely not in the same place."
"What then?"
"I propose to be cremated on the spot."
As a result, Ren Fa said, "Cremation, no!" My father's greatest fear was fire, and I couldn't do that. ”
"Master Ren, if you don't cremate, you'll be in trouble."
Ren Fa still insisted, "It's okay, it's just not cremated." ”
In fact, if Ren Fa agrees to the spark, then the old lady Ren will not become a zombie. In the original play, Ren Fa will not die, it can be said that Ren Fa hurt himself.
But now, even if Ren Fa agrees to the spark, Su Ye will definitely stop it, if the old lady Ren is cremated, how can Su Ye complete the task?
Lin Jiuying said helplessly, "Okay, then temporarily store it in Yizhuang, and tomorrow I will help the old lady find another tomb." Let him rest in peace soon. ”
Ren Fa immediately agreed.
Then, the coffin was closed and carried away. Everyone also left, but Su Ye stayed.
"Hey, why aren't you leaving?" Xu Wencai asked.
"I'll stay and help you." Su Ye said, "Didn't Uncle Nine ask you to burn incense just now, how about I help you, so that you can finish it early and go back early." ”
"Thank you very much, you're so nice." Zhang Qiusheng said, "By the way, who are you from Master Ren's family?" ”
"I'm his nephew." Su Ye said, "I'm going to burn incense on the grave." ”
Su Ye picked up a handful of incense and walked away.
Zhang Qiusheng watched Su Ye leave and muttered, "This person is really kind. ”
Xu Wencai said, "I think he has ulterior motives." ”
"What can people do when they help?" Zhang Qiusheng asked.
"I don't know."
As Xu Wencai said, Su Ye really has a plan. His purpose was naturally to incense Dong Xiaoyu.
In the original play, Zhang Qiusheng gave Dong Xiaoyu a stick of incense, and Dong Xiaoyu pestered Zhang Qiusheng.
Of course, Su Ye didn't have any entanglement with Dong Xiaoyu. He just wanted to catch Dong Xiaoyu.
It's easier to let Dong Xiaoyu come to him than to let him look for Dong Xiaoyu everywhere.
This is called using oneself as bait to lure the enemy deeper.