"Ah...... Ha ......"

A long yawn broke the silence of the night!

Such a big yawn made the yawn-maker's eyes instantly squeeze into a line, and even squeezed out a few tears!

This yawn is really big! How big is it? Let's put it this way, the big fist of the casserole can be stuffed into it, and it's just a small hippopotamus laughing!

From a physiological point of view, yawning is a pleasant thing, but ......

“…… Yes! ”

A scream made this unfinished yawn come to an abrupt end!

In this way, whether from a physiological or psychological point of view, it is a more painful and uncomfortable thing to be interrupted at a critical moment!

Sometimes it's more serious, and there may never be a way to make a man raise his head again!

And the source of this scream is Shangguan Meng, a scavenger in the Huayao Alliance Kingdom who looks ordinary on the surface in the Galaxy Era!

"Woo...... Kulai help Mo! Shangguan was so painful that he hurriedly pushed away the chair, stood up, and called for help to the small robot next to him, his mouth was slurred, and he didn't know what he was talking about!

However, the little robot didn't have any doubts about this, as if it was already familiar with all this!

Hearing the owner's call for help, it directly turned on its full horsepower, took two mechanical short legs, rushed into Shangguan Meng's arms at a very fast speed, and then jumped up and made a "Lushan Ascending Dragon Tyrant", a short and powerful fist, and hit Shangguan Meng's chin fiercely.

Next, I only heard a "click~", Shangguan Meng leaned back directly, fell on the bed, motionless, and the whole world returned to tranquility again!

Yes, you guessed it! This is not an ordinary robot attacking the master, but a great robot saving the master, of course, this is only in the cognition of this small robot!

"Master, last time you said 'Gulai Baomao' meant 'come and help'! But your call for help this time is different from the last time, but don't worry, Da Blind is an intelligent robot, after 0.1 seconds of calculation, Da Blind has guessed that 'Kulai to help Mo' is also the meaning of 'come over to help'! How's that, isn't it? The small robot said proudly.

At this time, Shangguan slowly got up from the bed, rubbed his chin that was already red and swollen, and looked at this small robot called "Big Blind", he really had fire in his heart but had nowhere to sprinkle it, because he had no relatives except for "Big Blind"!

But even so, Shangguan Meng still has an urge to smash the "big blind" into scrap metal and then sell it!

Because this is not the first time, but many times, and the redness and swelling of the last time have only disappeared for two days, and now it is swollen again!

But every time I think that "big blindness" is my only companion in this world, I have to suppress this idea again!

"Xiang, you girl, blind, you are really blind! I just have a dislocated jaw, let you help take it back, the strength in the middle, how many times have I told you! Are you sure you're not trying to kill me? Shangguan Meng said angrily, his tone was also full of helplessness, you must know that the man who can knock his chin off with a yawn is only Shangguan Meng!

"Wronged! I drop master, this strength is just right! But I'm a robot, and my fists are made of iron! Besides, isn't the chin already reset? Don't complain! In the face of the master's accusation, the big blind was very aggrieved.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful, and say that your intelligent robot knows that your hands are iron bumps, so why don't you bring a soft dot cover first, and then do things, safety first, don't you know? You look, you look, my pointed chin is round...... Alright, alright! Forgive me! Hey......" Looking at the head and fiddling with his fingers, all over his body, there were worn-out parts and poor blindness, Shangguan Meng couldn't scold anymore, he could only sigh deeply, they are all hard-working people!

Hearing the master's forgiveness, the big blind immediately cried out happily: "Master, master, it's time for you to rest!" If you don't rest, it's dawn again, and if you yawn again, your jaw won't be easy to catch! ”

"Alright, got it!" Shangguan snorted and went straight back, but he knew in his heart that this last attempt had also failed!

"Blind, let's have some music!"

Hearing this, he hurriedly and cheerfully turned on his music function, and with the thought of a familiar melody, Shangguan Meng's thoughts began to drift away......

It was an autumn early morning in 2017 AD, and the sun was slowly crawling out of the east lazily, but an incredible thing was happening to Shangguan Meng in an incredible form!

At that time, it was already five o'clock in the morning, but Shangguan Meng was still sitting in front of his computer, fighting desperately, with more than a dozen cans of Bull Demon King vitamin functional drinks and a large number of instant food instant noodles next to him, most of which were empty.

This is the seventh all-nighter that Shangguan has survived, of course, it is not completely sleepless, and he will still squint for a while when he is sleepy, but he will get up soon and continue to fight.

As for what to fight, the answer is codeword! Shangguan Meng, as a non-famous creator of online novels, doesn't know if it's because readers have vision, or if he writes really well, ten alliance leaders suddenly appeared in one day, and he achieved the honor of competing for hegemony in a hundred leagues, which is terrible!

Well, let's break out! After 30,000 words a day, he fought for seven days and nights in a row, and finally completed the grand goal of one alliance equal to ten watches.

At the moment when Shangguan was slackening, sleepiness also hit like a flood beast, and he couldn't stop it!

"Ah...... Ha ......"

That's right, it's yawning, and I don't know if it's the reason why I'm too sleepy, this breath is so much that Shangguan Meng's brain is directly poisoned by oxygen, and his eyes are dark, so he falls on his computer desk, and there is still a bowl of leftover instant noodles on the table at this time.

(The following is a piece of news: In the early hours of this morning, a body was found in a rented house in our city, the deceased was named Shangguan Meng, an unemployed vagrant, according to people familiar with the matter, the deceased said that the deceased had not slept for a long time, so when he ate instant noodles, he accidentally fell asleep, and then fell into the leftover instant noodle soup, resulting in suffocation! Therefore, we hereby appeal to the general public and friends to cherish life and stay away from leftover soup! ）

I don't know how long it took, but when Shangguan Meng woke up again, he found that he was lying in a strange place, and even his clothes had changed, and a sense of fear arose!

Shangguan Meng hurriedly checked his body for the first time, and observed the surroundings, and found that everything was normal, so he calmed down!

It seems that there are no female gangsters or anything like that, and they do some indescribable things to themselves, and I can't help but feel a little disappointed when I think of this!

After a period of understanding, Shangguan Meng's heart suddenly entered the ecstasy mode, because it is now the Xingyuan era of the 5000th year of Xingyuan, and it is obvious that he has crossed over, that is to say, this time, he is not writing a novel by himself, but he has become the protagonist of the novel, and it seems that he is about to go to the peak of his life and dominate the Xingyuan era.

But when the trivial memories began to merge with him, Shangguan Meng's heart suddenly fell to the bottom, because Shangguan Meng found that he was now a young man with no job, no savings, no girlfriend, and even no family, and he could only make a living by picking up rags every day!

The most important thing is that these memories are so ordinary that other information is useless except for telling himself that he is a scavenger at the edge of Donghua City in the year 5000 of Xingyuan!

What the hell is this setting, it's not scientific! It's been 5,000 years since Duxingyuan, and there are all intelligent robots, so there is still such a strange existence? It's really incredible, if you know that in 2017 AD, everyone is well-off, so what are the scavengers?

And most importantly, this is all crossed, what about their own system? What about your grandfather? There is nothing, there is no gold finger, how can I get to the top of my life!

This is simply fooling, so Shangguan Meng began to stay up all night frantically, trying to cause the flood beast-like sleepiness again, so that he could cross again, but the yawning was a lot, and even his jaw was dislocated, and it did not trigger another crossing!

After more than a month of trying, Shangguan Meng is now hopeless, and since it has become a fact, he can only accept his fate!

Anyway, I'm already weak enough, and no matter how bad my life is, it won't be any worse!

But the only thing to be thankful for is that he is a lot younger, Shangguan Meng, who was about to run for three, actually returned to the age of eighteen, which is not bad news!

Thinking of this, the corners of Shangguan Meng's mouth lying on the bed rose slightly, and under the slow and soft melody, he fell asleep......